Chapter 366: Turning the Face (Plus Change)
"It's ...... The Queen Mother leaned back slightly, her eyes as big as brass bells, and looked down at the monkey.
With a slightly open mouth and a trembling chin, he inhaled slowly.
This is a sign of a volcanic eruption.
All the people present involuntarily buried a few points lowered.
Who is she?
She is the Queen Mother of the West!
Commanding the Heavenly Court Immortals, in charge of the treasury, and pinching the throat of the behemoth of Heavenly Court, it is only half a level lower than the Jade Emperor. In this heavenly court, even the Jade Emperor has to give her three points. Who dared to provoke her so much for thousands of years?
The wind chime couldn't help but move his footsteps and flashed behind the monkey, and the hand quietly tugged at the monkey, as if trying to restrain him.
The monkey, however, stood motionless, and his eyes were as big as brass bells, and he glared back.
The people present all quietly looked at the monkey, their eyes mixed with mockery and sympathy, and they were all waiting to see the good show.
Isn't there such a saying? It is better to offend a gentleman than a villain.
Who is the person who cannot be offended the most in this heavenly court? It is not Sanqing, let alone the Jade Emperor, but the Queen Mother of the West.
A moment later, a hysterical scream resounded throughout Yao Chi.
"Presumptuous! You demon monkey, how dare you be so disrespectful!" The Queen Mother of the West stood up and shouted, "You are tired of life!"
The monkey's brows jumped slightly, and he slowly grinned to reveal his fangs, but he still lowered his voice and said: "'Eyes are not respectful'? What kind of crime is this? I am the Jade Emperor's personal seal of the Imperial Horse Supervisor Bi Ma Wen, no matter how small the official is, it is also the Jade Emperor's personal seal." You call me a demon monkey in public. What do you mean? Do you want to rebel?"
The voice was small. But the whole hall could hear it clearly.
The faces of the people in the palace all changed greatly, and the queen mother was even more blushing, and the wind chimes behind her pulled the monkey's hand to make him stop, but the monkey held his hand.
still glared at the queen mother, but the gaze was a little more fierce than before.
"Bold madman!" The Queen Mother of the West screamed again: "Come on, take him down for the palace!"
"No!"
After receiving the order, one after another heavenly soldiers and generals walked around, and quickly surrounded the monkey.
The monkey still stood still, glaring at the Queen Mother. The wind chimes behind him were already panicked, but the hand was tightly held by the monkey, and he couldn't move if he wanted to.
The fastest soldier slapped one hand on the monkey's shoulder armor.
At that moment, the monkey let go of the hand holding the wind chime, and the figure turned into an illusion.
Before the people present could react to what had happened, the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals who were surrounding the monkeys one by one were already in shape and flew straight out one by one.
The leading general suddenly felt that something was wrong and was anxious to pull the long sword from his waist, but as soon as the sword was half drawn, the monkey was already standing in front of him, and his two fingers were clasped around his throat.
The hand that drew the sword paused.
"Believe it or not. Can I kill you with two fingers?" said the monkey with a blank face.
The day's eyes widened in horror.
Just behind the monkey, he clearly saw five or six heavenly soldiers flying out or smashing against the wall. Or smashed in the crowd, one of the heavenly generals smashed heavily on the pillar, and smashed the huge pillar made of jade into a crack, blood splattered all over the ground, and he fainted in an instant.
The entire hall was in chaos in an instant, but the monkey was unmoved, still staring at him expressionlessly, and slowly asked, "Believe it or not?"
"Letter...... Letter. The day will tremble slightly.
"Letter. The monkey lowered his eyebrows and glanced at the half-cut sword, and said coldly: "Just put the sword away obediently." β
The Celestial General nodded blankly, and his hand, almost involuntarily, slowly withdrew the half-drawn sword from its scabbard.
The monkey glanced around again.
The Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals, who were still about to rush up, stopped one by one and retreated. The chaotic scribes and families were suddenly silent.
The noise was cut off abruptly.
The monkey did not let go of the hand that was holding the heavenly general, he turned his face sideways to look at the Queen Mother of the West, and smiled coldly.
With this smile, the Queen Mother of the West couldn't help but hold the low table with her hand.
The face had changed again, but it had been flushed before, and now it was pale.
I don't know if she is angry or afraid, she trembling and said, "Are you going to rebel?"
"Rebellion?" Looking at the Queen Mother of the West, the monkey said slowly: "Queen Mother, when were you transferred to the criminal prison?" Don't say it's not, it's yes, when will it be your turn to take me?"
The monkey glanced lazily at it, and then said, "If you want to talk about 'horizontal'...... Hey, the 600,000 Tianhe Water Army Lao Tzu didn't let go of his eyes, are there 100,000 of you, the guards of Yaochi......?
The monkey didn't say anything further, but just looked at the Queen Mother of the West and laughed heartily.
At this moment, the entire hall was so quiet that only the laughter of monkeys remained, and everyone present was shocked.
The Queen Mother of the West's face was faintly purple, and although she barely stood on the table, she couldn't say a word.
It's true that the Queen Mother of the West is powerful, but who is this other side?
No matter how forgetful people are, the actions of the monkey are enough to remind them of the other identity of the monkey in front of them, who forced the 600,000 Tianhe army into a corner, and who made the brave and warlike Marshal Tianpeng imprisoned......
Taking a deep breath, the monkey grinned, looked at the Queen Mother of the West and sighed slowly: "There are indeed people who are tired of living, but not me." β
At this moment, followed by the green tendons on the forehead, it was the hearts of the immortals present.
The whole picture seems to be frozen like this, all the immortals are motionless, and the queen mother doesn't dare to breathe.
In the main hall, only the monkey was left slowly rolling his eyes, scanning the immortals, with endless mockery in his eyes.
"Misunderstanding--Misunderstanding-!"
A shout broke the silence.
Tai Bai Xing didn't know where to jump out. Carrying the front swing, he almost crawled to the monkey with a rolling belt. I held my hair in a bun. He sneered: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding." β
As he spoke, he put the dust in his hand under his armpit, and reached out to break the two fingers of the monkey holding the throat of the heavenly general, but he couldn't break it anyway.
"Is there a misunderstanding? The monkey smiled and looked at the Queen Mother of the West.
With a slip of her hand, the Queen Mother of the West sat down on the throne and blinked blankly.
"Mother, misunderstanding. A misunderstanding is a misunderstanding. Tai Bai Xing wiped his sweat violently, ran to the queen mother with a smile and bowed his hand, and ran back to the monkey to laugh, turning back and forth, and kept muttering: "I'm about to get the seal, in the future, in the future, in Pan Taoyuan, it's all a family." This is a misunderstanding. It's not just like the words in the book, turning it over. It's over, Goku, let go...... Hey, let go......"
That look, laughing like a dog minion.
It's a pity that those two fingers still can't be broken.
The monkey still looked at the Queen Mother with a smile and said, "Let me ask you." Queen Mother, tell me if there is a misunderstanding. β
The Queen Mother trembled slightly, her gaze slowly avoided the monkey's eyes, fell to the empty table, and said in a voice like a mosquito...... It's a misunderstanding. β
"Oh? Looks like a misunderstanding. The monkey laughed.
"Yes, yes, I'll just say it's a misunderstanding. Come, Goku, let go. The hands were still clawing the monkey's fingers.
"It's a misunderstanding, so I won't pursue it in the future?"
The queen mother gritted her teeth and didn't speak, and Taibai hurriedly said, "No, of course not." What are you saying like you are saying that you have misunderstood, where will you be held accountable?"
"You won't give me little shoes to wear?"
"No! Absolutely not. You said you've known the old man for so long, when did the old man tell a lie?"
As he spoke, Taibai rolled up his sleeves and whispered to the monkey's ear: "Hey, women, it's all like this, it's okay to be the queen mother, there are always a few days every month...... Right? You know. β
"Will you come here when you become an immortal?"
"Yes. Tai Bai Xing replied with a serious face.
"Haha, you old man, it's all nonsense with me. The monkey burst out laughing, and then slowly let go of his fingers.
The Tianjiang immediately clutched his chest, panting and falling to the ground, and the two heavenly soldiers hurriedly bowed down and dragged him away.
At this time, Tai Bai Xing breathed a sigh of relief, lowered his head and wiped his sweat with his sleeves, raising his head from time to time and smiling on both sides.
The monkey slowly straightened the rocker and arched his hand: "Niangniang, if there is nothing else, I will retire first." β
The Queen Mother still clenched her teeth and remained silent.
All the people in the temple, one by one, you look at me, I look at you, and they are at a loss.
Seeing this, Tai Bai Xing hurriedly waved his hand towards the monkey and said, "Go, go, hurry up and go to Pan Taoyuan, I'm still busy with a lot of things." When I turned around, the old man sent you the seal and took office, but don't neglect your duties and live up to the expectations of Your Majesty and Niangniang. β
"Then there is Lao Xingjun. β
With that, the monkey turned to the wind chime and said, "Let's go." β
Pulling the wind chime, the monkey left the hall step by step under everyone's attention, and it was not until the figure disappeared at the end of the white jade corridor that everyone slowly breathed a sigh of relief.
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Along the way, Feng Chime frowned and muttered, "I'm all the queen mother, why is my temper so bad?
"You don't understand this, do you?" the monkey smiled and said: "The Taoist 'Wu Wei' pays attention to following the trend, shifting thousands of pounds from 'Wu Wei' to 'Wu Wei'. Choosing such a person as the queen mother is better than choosing a saint. After all, when it doesn't work out of your mind, there are many reasons to want to recall. The other party can only be loyal to himself. β
With that, the monkey chuckled.
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In the main hall, the Queen Mother of the West blushed and asked coldly, "What did you just whisper in his ear?"
Tai Bai Xing wiped his sweat again, and said respectfully: "Tell him in a humble position, tell him: 'You came to see the queen mother wearing Jiao skin armor, but did not wear official clothes, it is a crime, and it is hard to teach you a few words as a mother......? But fortunately, the lady is elegant, don't bother with you, the monkey head, it is said that it is a misunderstanding, why don't you hurry up and accept it?" (to be continued......)
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