Chonglou's consciousness gradually awakened.

My head hurts...... Am I not dead yet? But I obviously used a dimensional weapon, how could I still be alive under the power of the collapse of space!

Chonglou opened his eyes suddenly, quickly sat up, and found that he was on a soft big bed, the bed curtains, quilts, etc. were all red, and looked at the window, only to see that the window was full of happy words, obviously, this is a wedding room.

"Ahh

A joyful girl's voice came from his ear, and then a delicate face stared at him in a daze.

The woman was thin and small, looking only fifteen or sixteen years old, wearing a long emerald green dress, her skin was white and delicate, her delicate nose was delicate, and her beautiful eyes were clear and transparent, like a pool of clean spring water. has such a demeanor at a young age, and I don't know how to fall into the country and the city when I grow up.

"I'm not dead?"

"Lucky boy, I fished you out of the river. An old voice came from the doorway, and an old man came in. Old, but not to be taken lightly.

The girl jumped up with joy, threw herself into the old man's arms, and said in a loud voice:

"Grandpa, you're back!"

The old man stroked the girl's head dotingly, and smiled:

"Creation, creation. At the beginning, I made a bet with Mu Qingliu, lost half of my son, and agreed to marry my granddaughter to his descendants as a concubine. Haha, haven't you always wanted to get married? Although this kid is a man, he is born with a charming body, and if he dresses up as a woman, he will be captivating the country and the city. Wouldn't it be the best of both worlds for me to let him replace you?"

"What?!" Chonglou stood up suddenly, pointing at himself incredulously.

"Why, don't you want to? Boy, I saved your life, and you should repay the favor with your body. ”

"Oh, grandpa, how can you be like this, this son has no grievances with us, how can you push him into the devil's cave. ”

"Ho ho ho, as an evil emperor, it is my duty to push people into the demon cave, Xiaoyu, dress up this guy, make it pretty! Marry tomorrow~"

"......" left someone speechless in the air.

"I'm sorry, my grandfather went crazy when he practiced back then, and he practiced badly, and he always thought that he had made a bet with Grandpa Mu, so ...... Don't mind. In the wedding room, the woman looked apologetically at Chonglou dressed in a phoenix crown, pointed to her head, and explained.

"Hey. "A long sigh, very helpless!

"Hee-hee, don't be angry, I'll treat you to candy. Belch...... To tell the truth, you are really beautiful in women's clothes, and those so-called fairies of Cihang Jingzhai are compared to you, just like clouds and mud compared to Feiyan. It seems that although grandpa's brain is broken, his vision has not changed. You're really captivating, giggle......"

The girl's silver bell-like laughter couldn't be stopped at all, making Chonglou's face even more ugly.

"I heard your grandfather say just now that he is the Evil Emperor?"

"Yes, grandpa is my Holy Gate Evil Emperor: Xiang Yutian. ”

"Huh, I look like I've heard it somewhere, is it some ancient book? ”

When the girl saw Chonglou's expression, she seemed to be surprised by his attitude, who in this world would not be surprised when she heard the name of the evil emperor to Yutian, but this young man was so indifferent?

Since Chonglou is from the twenty-ninth century, although there was still the book "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" at that time, it only existed in the ancient memory chips, and Chonglou, as an agent, naturally could not implant this memory chip into the brain, so he only had some impressions, but he had never heard of this name.

Chonglou asked the girl again:

"Girl, can you tell me what age it is and where it is?"

"It's the first year of Renju. This is the Valley of Forgotten Worries on the outskirts of Chengdu, Sichuan. ”

"Forget the Valley of Sorrows, it's a good name. ”

It seems that I have returned to the Sui and Tang dynasties, a magnificent era.

Chonglou learned from the ancients:

"Under the heavy ...... Mo Xiaolou, I don't know what the girl is called?" He was about to introduce his code name, but when he thought about his final task, he felt that he was not worthy of this name at all, so he changed his mouth and said his real name.

The girl blinked and said:

"My name is Light Rain. ”

"Is there anyone with a light surname?"

"If there is a heavy surname, why can't there be a light surname?"

This time it was Mo Xiaolou's turn to be speechless, this woman was exquisite, she had already heard the heavy words he just said, and then she changed her mouth, thinking that she was introducing a pseudonym, so she also responded with a pseudonym.

"Hahaha, yes, yes, there are heavy surnames, and naturally there are light surnames. But...... This surname has nothing to do with me from now on, and it has nothing to do with me in the past. ”

Mo Xiaolou laughed, took off the phoenix crown, removed the xia cloak, and said to the girl:

"Do you have any wine?"

......

The moon is cold and dazzling.

Xiaolou stood in front of the pavilion and poured wine violently, using a wine jar.

Rao is that he drinks an amazing amount of alcohol, but he is also a little drunk.

Maybe it's not that he's drunk, it's that he wants to get drunk.

Wine is not drunk, everyone is drunk.

So he didn't care about his women's clothes, jumped up indiscriminately, and sang:

"A pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a blind date.

Raise a glass to invite Mingyue, and the shadow becomes a trio.

The moon does not drink, and the shadow disciples follow me.

Temporarily accompanied by the moon will be shadowed, and the joy must be spring.

I sing and wander, and I dance in a mess.

When they wake up, they mingle together, and when they get drunk, they disperse.

Eternal knot ruthless travel, phase Miao Yunhan. ”

When Li Bai wrote this poem at that time, he may have expressed his loneliness, but when it came to Xiaolou's mouth, it seemed to be full of hope for life.

He finally fell to the ground, his consciousness falling into a deep sleep.

The moon seems to have dimmed.

The next few days were spent in a relaxed and comfortable atmosphere, drinking two pots of wine a day, admiring the moon, chanting poems, and arguing with the light rain, and the life was not bad. In addition to having to dress like a woman all day long to make the old man happy......

Even Mo Xiaolou himself thought that he could go on so comfortably, and he was no longer always struggling in the sword light and blood shadow like in his previous life. For the sake of the task, I didn't even look for a serious girlfriend, and the only one deceived her......

Until one day.

"The Evil Emperor can come here to the appointment of Shi Zhixuan to marry the granddaughter of the Evil Emperor!" A gentle male voice came from outside the valley, obviously the voice was extremely far, but it seemed to be extremely close.

"That's what you said your grandfather has a problem with his brain?"

"Smack"

Xiaoyu opened her mouth, and the bowl in her hand fell and shattered.

"Haha, it's finally here, it's finally here! After my promise is fulfilled, I will be able to shatter the void immediately!" Xiang was like a madman to the old man, and the expression on his face was full of fanaticism.

"No, grandpa, I can't let him marry!" Qing Xiaoyu looked a little anxious.

Xiang Yutian's eyes were red, and he gasped:

"If he doesn't marry, won't you be able to marry? This kid is just a village man, and he has been burning high incense for eight lifetimes to marry Mu Qingliu's descendants. ”

"Old fellow. Tell me anything else, when will I become a villager?"

Light Light Rain glared at him in disgust. It's all now, is it time to dwell on this?

"No, grandpa, he's a man, and he was soon discovered. ”

"What if I found out? I've already fulfilled my promise anyway, and I gave him a man with a charming physique, and he earned it. Besides, Mu Qingliu and Huan Xuan were unclear back then, and his descendants might also like men. You have to thank me!Hahaha, don't worry about it, come on, dress him up. ”

Mo Xiaolou was afraid that he would not be able to speak at this time, he originally thought it was a joke of this old man's brain convulsions, but he didn't expect that someone would really come to greet him.

What the fuck is going on!

He stepped forward, stood in front of Xiang Yutian, and said indifferently but firmly:

"Thank you for saving me, but I don't agree to it. ”

"I don't care if you agree or not, you kid doesn't know any martial arts, Lao Tzu kills you like killing an ant, do you dare to resist?"

Mo Xiaolou frowned, and said indignantly:

"Then you kill me. ”

"Don't you dare?"

"Grandpa, don't!"

Light Xiaoyu opened her hands and firmly blocked in front of Xiao Lou.

"Xiaoyu! At this time, don't be willful. I completed the gambling contract of the year, made up for this flaw in my heart, and I could shatter the void. At that time, I will still be the first person in the world, the first person in the world hahahaha......"

"Boy, don't stand behind a woman if you're a man. ”

"Old guy, do you know that Lao Tzu is a man at this time?"

"Uh...... I don't care, you just say yes or no. If you don't agree, I'll castrate you, and I'll really turn you into a woman!"

Mo Xiaolou smiled coldly, raised his eyes to look at a boulder beside him, and without thinking about it, he lowered his head and slammed into it.

"Ahh

"Yo, the bones are pretty hard. If you were to commit suicide in front of my eyes, would I still be worthy ......of being called the Evil Emperor?"

"The old man has always admired hard bones. That's it, it's a big deal, I'll give you a chance to escape, I'll teach you the unique secret book Dao Heart Demon Cultivation Dafa, and whether you can survive in death at that time depends on your ability, how about it?"

People are knives and I am fish and meat, Mo Xiaolou knows that this is already the best result.

"Good. ”

The voice was cold and hoarse, like the low howl of a lone wolf in the wasteland.