Chapter 375: It's time to pretend
"Holy monk, thank you for your great kindness. ”
Looking at the majestic back in the sky, Foreign Minister Kou breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly sighed that his years of good deeds had finally been rewarded.
"Master, wait for us. ”
The four of them walked all the way through the clouds, and after arriving at the previous official road, they walked on the road again, along the official road all the way to the west.
"Master, this is going to Lingshan, will those old bones calculate us, the little brother is very afraid!" At this time, Qiao Ling'er on the side shrunk her neck and said timidly.
"You are afraid of a mouthful, with the eldest brother to help you back, what can those old monks do to you? Who dares to disrespect you and make others to me. "Tang Sen brags, anyway, this guy is like this, and those people don't dare to do anything to him.
But the little brother was inexplicably afraid, and he didn't know why, he always had a feeling of palpitations, feeling that this would never go back, and something big would happen. Qiao Ling'er's face was still not good-looking, and she patted her chest and said.
"You feel this kind of big brother can understand, you can't see it yourself, but big brother can see that your masculinity has been cut in half, and those people just don't want you to be infected by the red dust and cheesiness, and don't let you live a married life. ”
Tang Sen smiled, looking at it, the spell in Qiao Ling'er's body had penetrated deep into the bone marrow, like a bone scraping poison, he speculated that if Rulai didn't awaken and looked at the Three Realms, I am afraid that few people would be able to solve this trouble.
"These old monks in Lingshan are really hateful, I won't let that Rulai wake up even if I kill him, I just got on with the surname Ru in this life. ”
As soon as she thought of not being able to marry a wife and have children like normal people, Qiao Linger was angry, there were so many delicate people in the world, the cave room spent candle nights, and these things had nothing to do with him when the gold list was titled.
How can you not make people angry?
"Okay, little brother, you can relax, my brother promised you that this time I will never let you encounter danger, when you arrive at Lingshan, you will use this knife to your neck, if they dare to threaten you, you will say that you will kill yourself, scare them to death. ”
Swish!
Tang Sen exchanged a brand-new pig-killing knife from the system and handed it to Qiao Ling'er, this is a real pig-killing knife, the back of the knife is mellow, and the blade is sharp and white, which is a good helper for killing pigs.
"This, this, this ......" Qiao Linger took the pig-killing knife with a dog-like expression.
"What is this, can you show some manly courage, what do you look like all day long, I'll fuck you. ”
Bang!
Tang Sen was so angry that he covered it with a slap, and it hit Qiao Ling'er with gold stars in her eyes and her legs staggering.
"I don't really want you to die, now Rulai's skills have not been restored, if you commit suicide now, you can only let Rulai awaken in advance, at that time, Rulai will not only not have a big increase in strength, but will also be counterattacked, Lingshan definitely doesn't want to see this result, you can rest assured, you can't die for the time being." ”
Townsend is a braggart, in his own words, a white lie.
"Hearing what the elder brother said, the younger brother suddenly opened his mouth again, well, brother, I will do as you say, put the knife on the neck, yard wheat husk, and Ben Ling'er will go out. ”
Qiao Ling'er played with the pig-killing knife and put it on his neck, he had lived in the secret realm of slow spatial flow since he was a child, he didn't know that this was a knife for killing pigs, and he felt that Tang Sen was thinking about him.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for the success of the pit force, and the reward is 30 pit force value!" The system's voice sounded.
......
Three days pass in a flash, with the passage of time, the scene of the west becomes gradually sacred, the sky is colorful, the seven-colored Buddha light shines on the earth, the ancient trees around the sky are towering, and the people who appear from time to time are also smoke and incense lingering around the world, and the whole earth is an auspicious atmosphere.
Here, everyone worships the Buddha, and the spiritual mountain is near.
"Hmm~ It's time to pretend to be forced!"
Tang Sen stretched out his arms lazily and said with a smile.
"Master, what are you going to pretend to be?"
As soon as he heard that Tang Sen was going to pretend to be forced, the little white dragon couldn't help but be curious, and like a monkey, he poked the spear on the ground, and was very excited.
"There are no gods here, they are all mortals, but they have their own ways for the teacher, so they pretend to upgrade first. ”
Tang Sen smiled, flipped his robe, and removed the ability to cover the heavens.
As a result, the entire Three Realms could clearly see the movements of the master and apprentice.
Heaven.
"Made, what does this Townsend want to do, why do I feel very uncomfortable every time I do this. ”
The Jade Emperor threw the immortal grapes in his hand and said slightly angrily.
At this time, Tang Sen's cheap face appeared in the Heavenly Mirror, which provoked Nezha on the side to cover his mouth and snicker.
This little monk is still the same as before, shameless.
"What tricks do you think Tang Seng wants to play this time?" The Jade Emperor glanced at Nezha, his face was gloomy, he felt that Nezha's realm was breaking through rapidly, and there was a faint sense of danger that he could feel.
It must be that Tang Seng who did it, I must get his treasure. The Jade Emperor thought in his heart.
"Well, according to Weichen, it's not a good thing anyway, maybe you have to rob Lingshan. ”
Tai Bai Xing opened his mouth and said, the flowers in his heart are blooming, this Tang Seng really makes him excited, he can poke his little liver every time, don't want it.
"Yes, yes, Weichen also thinks so, this Tang Seng is very cheap, eight or nine is not far from ten, every time it is our heavenly court unlucky, this time it is Lingshan's turn, wait and see. ”
The giant spirit god's chest muscles trembled, his expression was excited, and he said loudly.
"What the giant spirit god said makes sense, this time it's our turn to watch the show in Heavenly Court, hehe~~~"
A group of immortal families echoed, they were already well versed in this way, and ensured that the Jade Emperor was comfortable.
"Hmph!" Sure enough, the Jade Emperor snorted coldly and didn't say anything more, but stared at Tang Sen's face in the Heavenly Mirror without blinking, eager to eat it raw.
Lingshan, in front of the square.
Tang Sen's figure also appeared, and his cheap appearance provoked a kind of Vajra Arhat to look at him angrily, if anyone in the Three Realms hated Tang Sen more, it was them.
If it weren't for Tang Sen, their boss Rulai would not have entered the reincarnation cultivation, and he would not have followed Tang Sen like a little kid now, and he would have been slapped in the face if he had nothing to do.
This Nima is really a shame.
"It's so unbelievable, my Lingshan was actually accepted as a junior brother by Tang Sen, and I couldn't bear it with my angry eyes. ”
Swish!
A glittering King Kong roared, causing Maitreya Buddha and the ancient Buddha to frown, this angry-eyed King Kong is the number one voice in Lingshan, even if he becomes a Buddha, it is the same, and Zhang Mo, who has been in the limelight recently in the heavenly court.
"You're going to suffer sooner or later. ”
The ancient Buddha sighed, it is conceivable that if Tang Seng came to Lingshan, this guy would be beaten up if he had nothing to do, or the kind that was beaten.
Rumble!
At this moment, Tang Sen in the picture suddenly trembled wildly, and in the distant sky, a strong spiritual power fluctuation came to him, like a provocation on the Buddhas of Lingshan.
(End of chapter)