Chapter 408: I, Tang Seng, act, why do I need to explain it to you?
"I didn't lie to you, you are now the Emperor of Heaven, how could I lie to you!"
Maitreya Buddha is really big, no matter how you say that the scriptures were stolen, it is a shameful thing, and it is not good to spread out, plus Tang Sen said this, it is even more shameless.
"I don't care, the poor monk is a new one in the world of cultivating immortals, you big guys have a lot of routines, how do I know if you have a routine for the poor monk. ”
Tang Sen does not follow, at this time, it is time to renegotiate the conditions, you must not miss it, you can not let go of Lingshan, and listen to the meaning of Maitreya Buddha, it seems that this fat man knows what will happen in the future, no matter what it will be like in the future, it is the wisest choice to maximize the benefits now.
"What do you want?"
Maitreya Buddha is really a dog mood, eager to find a hole to drill into, Lingshan has two saints above the triple heaven realm, plus Guanyin Bodhisattva and several other semi-saints, so the scriptures have been stolen, and now Tang Sen is playing tricks like this, he feels that Lingshan has not taken the initiative, has been in the passive stage, it is really miserable.
"What kind of sin did I commit in the mud horse spirit mountain, this is. ”
Maitreya Buddha thought so in his heart.
"That's it, I don't want that positive fruit, I'll talk about it when I wake up. It just so happened that the poor monk found that the Bodhi tree still has some sick and tender strips and a few bad Bodhi fruits, can you let the poor monk treat it?"
Townsend tilted his head, looking worried.
"You...... How is it possible, the Bodhi tree in my Lingshan is an enlightenment tree, even if there are diseases and pests, it will be influenced by the Bodhi tree in the end, and the cultivation will be converted to my Lingshan, Emperor Tang Tiandi, can you not pull the calf?"
Maitreya Buddha's face was red, fat, redder than an apple.
"Maitreya Buddha, I'm really not joking, let's take the essence of the gang and Lingshan is a family, how can I lie to my own people, the poor monk really sees it, and there are three sick tender strips and five sick Bodhi fruits, no more, no less. ”
Townsend spoke, swearing.
This is clearly a conspiracy, and everyone can see it.
"It's so cheap, this Tang Seng is really shameless and insatiable, and he still wants to spoil our Bodhi tree. ”
"That's it, pity our Bodhi tree, it's really pitiful to mess with Tang Sen round after round like this. ”
Lingshan and the Arhats looked at Tang Sen with hatred, that face was so hateful, they wished that they were all saints, and then swarmed up and beat the scum fiercely.
"Heh, the big guys are really shameless, I am so kind and kind to help you, why do I repeatedly tell you that it doesn't make sense?" Tang Sen squinted his eyes, and confronted a group of Arhats who looked at him unpleasantly.
"Okay, don't talk about it, Emperor of Heaven, blame us for being careless about Lingshan, you can go and see the Bodhi tree again!"
The ancient Buddha opened his mouth and stopped a group of Arhats who tried to make trouble.
Or the ancient Buddha of the lamp understands the righteousness, and is worthy of being the dignified Buddha, and looks up and worships on the street. You talk, I'll go and treat the Bodhi fruit tree first. ”
Swish!
Tang Sen was happy in his heart, and he could patronize the Bodhi tree again, not to mention how happy he was.
Swish!
However, the Bodhisattva had already arrived under the Bodhi tree in a flash, waiting for Tang Sen to pass.
Swish!
There are also two Arhats, the dragon and the tiger.
......
"What are you doing here? Is it necessary to treat the poor monk like a thief? Everyone is a family, so we can't have more trust?"
Tang Sen spread his hands, very helpless, Mader was stared at by three people, it seemed that he couldn't make a little move, he still wanted to make more money.
"No, as the saying goes, live well, it's hard to prevent thieves day and night, don't pull the calf, take what you should take, hurry up. ”
Before the dragon descending Arhat wine woke up, he turned his face and didn't recognize people in the blink of an eye, which made Tang Sen very sad, the key is that this guy has nothing good to say about his exit, and any thief is difficult to prevent, which makes him want to beat people.
"You people, you are always carried away by interests, hey, I don't want to say it, poor monks should be good people. ”
Swish!
Tang Sen shook his head, and flew up with a brisk step, landing on the Bodhi fruit tree, carefully selecting, picking only the large Bodhi fruit, and the thickest tender strip scissors.
"Hey, hey, big brother is enough, you've lost three tender sticks and five bodhi fruits, hurry down. ”
The Bodhisattva below shouted categorically.
"Big brother, hurry down, all you picked are big Bodhi fruits, thick and tender strips, and they are still bad, how do I think you are lying to everyone. ”
The dragon descending arhat told the truth again, originally everyone was tacit, as soon as he drank the wine, he didn't care about anything, and his big mouth fought with Zhang Moyou, compared to the previous angry King Kong.
"I ...... I'll come down now!"
Tang Sen squinted, what he said was good, but is he that kind of person? As soon as his feet slipped, the scissors in his hand "accidentally" cut off two tender strips, and quickly put them into the small world with a swish, "Don't say anything, just now my feet slipped, and the tender strips will be put here by the poor monk first, anyway, it's useless for you to keep them." ”
He spoke quickly, without waiting for the Bodhisattva to speak to the Dragon Descending Arhat, the speed was fast.
"You ......"
The three of them are very hot, the ancient Buddha and Maitreya Buddha, you look at me, I look at you, and they look quite helpless.
What else can you do when you encounter such a superlative?
I can only endure it, and I can only endure it, and it will be over......
"Hehe, Master has gained a lot today!" Zhu Bajie on the side wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and said hehe, I can't wait for Tang Sen to give him a Bodhi fruit to try now.
"Of course, how can you leave without any gain from coming to Lingshan!" Although Tang Sen's voice was very small, he still let the Arhats hear it.
"Bastard!"
"Shameless!"
"Scum!"
"!"
In an instant, countless humanitarian criticisms of Townsend rang out.
"Okay, Emperor Tang Tian has gained a lot today, let's discuss business!"
The ancient Buddha opened his mouth, drew his fingers, and a golden bowl was upside down, pulling the four bodhisattvas and Maitreya Buddha into it.
"Wait. Tang Sen was not happy, his body was like electricity, ten times his combat power exploded, his legs swept, and he swept Manjushri and Lingji Bodhisattva out of the circle, and said leisurely: "Let's start now!"
It was a little too sudden, and several people didn't react.
"Tang Seng, you are too deceitful, we have already reconciled, why do you still kick us out?" Outside the aperture, the two Bodhisattvas were very embarrassed, their eyes were cold, looking at Tang Sen, eager to cramp and peel him.
"Hehe, I want to kick, I can't get used to it, there is no reason, I'm Tang Seng acting, why do I have to explain it to you?"
"Two Buddhas, let's get started!"
Tang Sen turned his head and spoke, no longer paying attention to the two bodhisattvas like garbage.
Naked humiliation, high-profile to the heavens, where is what the practice of hitting the street, more big than the big guy.
"This Tang Seng is really eccentric and unpredictable, so he holds grudges. ”
The Ancient Buddha and the Maitreya Buddha glanced at each other, and the two thought so in their hearts.
(End of chapter)