The story of Singles' Day

Everyone knows that I passed out too early last night, and when I woke up, I felt like I had missed 100 million.

After learning from the pain, I decided to catch up and devote myself to the vigorous action of chopping hands, feet, and phantom limbs together with the revolutionary masses.

It's not too late to make amends, and sure enough, there are no hits in the things I intend to buy, except for a few half-price kitchen supplies from Muji, which have long been snatched up, the others seem to be still there, and the supply is sufficient.

But how to buy it, is a big problem.

Two old men with a net worth of hundreds of millions of dollars threw their arms at me, flattered me frequently, and persistently sent various WeChat text messages and pushes. Jack Ma just waved a handkerchief and said that he would come to my house to pet the cat, and the milk tea owner shook the coupon and said that it was still my family with good quality and low price.

In addition, there is a certain overseas purchase, and a certain platform is waiting on the side, or secretly or staring at my money bag.

hugged left and right for a while, and deeply realized that the blessing of Qi people is really not so easy to enjoy, especially this year, the rules everywhere are as complex as mathematics competitions, for fear that if not, it will not be able to show the peerless beauty and martial arts strategy of the ladies and uncles.

So, I made a big decision, to throw these bewitching sluts aside and leave them out in the cold, and start the regular scrubbing and brushing special operation of the main palace on the weekend.

However, my self-cleaning washing machine actually reminded me that it urgently needed to be cleaned and cleaned deeply. That's when I remembered that I had run out of detergent in the washing machine sink two days ago. But in order to welcome Double 11 and create a tense and lively festive atmosphere, I haven't placed an order until today, hoping to save ten yuan and eight cents.

After quickly flipping through the brand and placing an order for detergent and laundry detergent, I couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

There are two options before me now.

The first is to wait for the washing machine sink cleaner to arrive, and given that today is the day of Singles' Day, the waiting time can range from hours to days.

The second is to ignore the warning of the washing machine and force it on. But at this time, I had already made up all kinds of unsightly appearances in my brain, and I really couldn't do it as if none of this had happened.

So I chose the third option.

Yes, you guessed right, as an ignorant (older) girl with a clear IQ, I poured some laundry detergent into it, hoping to fool the washing machine.

If the washing machine has a character, the one in my house must be a fierce strange woman, and there is no room for a grain of sand in her belly. Faced with this retarded behavior, it vomited on the spot in grief and indignation.

A large amount of snow-white and delicate foam mixed with 90-degree hot water gushed out of the laundry detergent box. To be honest, this scene is a bit magical, the washing machine reacts so much, it must be to give me a mini washing machine.

But the work of cleaning up the site is really crazy, and this ultra-fine foam is very difficult to dissipate, and the process is so sad that I don't want to describe it in detail at all.

I only have two words to say.

First of all, the existence of such a thing as washing machine sink cleaner makes sense, and laundry detergent really can't be replaced.

Secondly, if you use it, never open the washing machine door casually. Don't ask me why.

Finally, the washing machine sink cleaner is not cheaper than the previous two days...