Chapter 9 Hemorrhoids
"Bastard thing, it's mud, that's a mud girl, not like our mother, do you understand?" Li Chixin was a little annoyed and angry, playing against the sky and playing bastard, you kid still have to practice for three hundred years, just rely on your kid's practice, if you really want to be three hundred years later, you are not a child no matter how arrogant, domineering, or playing porcelain.
"Playing bastard with the master, grandma!" You must know that the master is in that life, but a mature egg mixed out of the giant pit, Li Laiheng and Li Guoye, who are angry from the heart and are angry with the guts, once they play a mess, they can't stop it with the wind and snow in Funiu Mountain alone, and in the end, this vicious battle that has nothing to do with respecting the old and loving the young ended with the victory of Chairman Li Chixin, who is three hundred years old, and the young and strong little bastard is not the opponent of the old monster after all.
However, after a slap and a squeaky victory, the serious old disease of 'a tiger' Li Guo relapsed. Li Laiheng and the people who rushed to Li Jiangye's side could only stare at each other in a hurry, they must be helpless, there is no other reason, but they also have the same unspeakable hidden that cannot be eradicated, and even this disease has seriously affected the combat effectiveness of this group of bandits.
The most precious thing in the troubled times is not intelligence and food, the most precious thing is full of blood and blood and the force value that can be used to forcibly seize the horse, the force is not as good as the bricks and bricks, this unbreakable truth has been verified for three hundred years, no need to think more, Li Chixin understands, any intellectual game is a carving insect skill, IQ, EQ, wealth, Domination and spiritual value, these can be hung up in the east of the clothes, in the face of absolute physique and force value are not scum, not enough to see, the above is the chairman of the doctor of engineering, Li Chixin, a day of crossing testimonials.
Seeing the concerned eyes of his cheap son and his subordinates, Li Chixin struggled to show a smile that was more ugly than crying, and the blonde man also showed sympathy, exchanging glances with the people who rushed over, from the eyes of everyone looking at his affected area, Li Chixin knew that he was a stripped naked *** in front of the patients, and there was no way to hide it.
Now that he understands that this is an uncovered conference, Li Chixin no longer hides himself. I can feel that in the sincere care, my spirit and domination value have been greatly improved, I tried the supercomputer in the brain, it is still foggy and chaotic, and the supercomputer treatment seems to be unable to wait, but my affected area is getting more and more serious, if not treated, I am afraid that it will be more auspicious.
At this moment, seeing the patients covering the same affected area and comforting their affected areas with their concerned and friendly eyes, Dr. Li, a part-time radiologist, was finally able to diagnose himself, and he, Li Guo, also known as Li Chixin, was suffering from extremely serious hemorrhoids! At the same time, three or nine percent of the soldiers in the Tiger Ben Battalion under his command were his own patients who had sympathy for the same disease, and this stubborn disease had dealt a heavy blow to the combat effectiveness of this Tiger Ben Battalion...... After the diagnosis, the diagnostician: Li Guo, also known as Li Chixin, the diagnosis time: on the fourth day of the first month of the eleventh year of Chongzhen.
Li Chixin, who instantly became the attending physician of the anorectal hemorrhoidal fistula department, looked at the patients with insufficient energy, and for a while, the rough patients held hands and looked at each other with teary eyes, and they were speechless and choked.
One of the terminal diseases of this era, the atmosphere in the tiger camp is dignified, and in everyone's eyes, there are comrades-in-arms who have fallen under the disease, and their voices and smiles evoke their own bitterness; Li Chixin saw that his cheap son Li Laiheng also poked out his head to join it, and suddenly had an epiphany, it turned out that this son was also deeply afflicted by illness, and this is why human nature has changed into a beast.
Got a ...... Well, he still let the illness interfere with his mind, and after he settled his mind, Li Chixin said to everyone with a heavy heart: "Comrades-in-arms mourn!"
The patients of the Tiger Camp, seeing that Li Jiangye seemed to have a frame for arranging his last words, hurriedly dressed up and solemnly stared at Li Jiangye's sick body. Fortunately, after a whole day of fighting, I am no longer fatty liver, high blood pressure, diabetes...... He was already a strong senior commander at this time.
Li Chixin, with the support of his cheap son Li Laiheng, trembled and entrenched on an abrupt rock on the side of the road, and below the chrysanthemum platform was a battle flag of mandarin ducks playing in the water, and Chairman Li's heart was soft on the flaming red battle flag.
"Fellow patients, the soldiers of the Tiger Battalion, the most loyal warriors of my army!" Li Chixin's eyes were full of confidence and determination, and the moonlight spilled from behind him, draping every soldier of the Tiger Camp in front of him with a layer of holy silver.
"Please firmly believe that the disease can be defeated, and our tiger camp is invincible!" Li Chixin paused, feeling that there should be applause here, but to the disappointment of Chairman Li, it should be that the work of the HR department is not in place, and everyone is not familiar with their work style.
Only Li Laiheng, the cheap son at Li Chixin's feet, slapped his little slap hard, so that his palms were blood-red in the reflection of the snow, he was deeply proud of his own hands for his father to open the beard on the side of his mouth, you must know that his father is going to be in battle, he should be more active to serve his own Laozi.
Li Chixin glanced at his cheap son with satisfaction, and moved his buttocks that were frozen by the cold boulder with difficulty, and the sharp pain hit, making him smile in person, the smile was even more terrifying and ugly than just now, the soldiers of the Tiger Camp saw this scene, and knew that the time of the general was running out, and they stared at Li Jiang Ye sadly, as if they wanted to permanently freeze this moment in their hearts.
The wind of the call sign stopped, the snow stopped, and the moonlight of Funiu Mountain intoxicated the poet and made the traveler suffer. Everyone stomped their feet in pain, wanting Li Jiangye to complete the plan to support Gu as soon as possible, and then everyone dispersed in a hurry.
The few people standing at the front were already tearful at this time, and some of them couldn't cry silently, and the blonde giant man lowered his head guiltily, even when he was crying, his cute and huge pink tongue was spit out of his lips.
Liu Tichun, the deputy general of the Tiger Battalion standing in the first row, couldn't stand this long-lasting process, his scorched face had already been covered with layers of blood, and he struck a palm on a peerless independent pine tree facing the wind and snow, and the snowflakes fell one by one on Li Guo, who had closed his eyes and sat still, and in the moonlight, Li Jiangye's body seemed to be covered with holy brilliance.