Chapter 85 The storyteller's language is mysterious, and the green shirt is a guest with a stone and jade
In the teahouse, the house was full of friends, and the cheers came and went. The sound of snorting melon seeds and the lid of the bowl touching the tea bowl complements each other. Ten tables of eight immortals were crowded with one hundred and twenty people to sit around, and twenty or thirty people stood outside the corner window, listening to the story of the storyteller with great interest.
The teahouse junior was diligent in adding tea and pouring water for the guest officers, and he was very busy, and the money bags that were scattered and collected were bulging. Whenever Mr. talks about the moving place, Xiao Er can't help but be stupid and listen to the wonderful passages, as if he is the swordsman in the book, and he is drunk.
Since there is a storyteller in this teahouse, the business of the teahouse is getting better and better day by day, the proprietress deliberately vacates a room for Mr., who eats and lives, and you earn the silver for rewarding you by telling the book, and my teahouse attracts a large number of guests, is it not the best of both worlds.
But after a long time, Xiao Er gradually found that this beautiful proprietress dragged her cheeks from time to time when her eyes were blurred, and her eyes were scattered from time to time when she looked at Mr. Listening to the book, and then she snickered with crimson cheeks, and then continued to read Mr. Narco's storytelling with affection.
What Mr. Today said is an anecdote in reality: "There are many masters in the rivers and lakes, but there is no conclusion on who is the highest and who is higher." For example, the Yi Shi faction's splitting palm is easy to be alone, and the kung fu of the eight palms and breaking the mountain is really powerful. Yi Changmen's kung fu emphasizes the back wave urging the front wave. What is the eight-palm broken mountain, that is, each palm is hit, and the mountain dew is not visible, but when the eight palms are finished in a row, even if it is a stone mountain, it will be shattered. Do you say it's high?"
"High, too high. The audience listened objectively, as if he was the lonely hero.
"The Jiaoyang Daoist in the Luofeng Mountain Scorching Sun View has practiced the fierce fist technique of a cannon hammer with one hand, and it is easy to break mountains and gravel. Isn't it awesome?"
"Awesome, awesome...... If you are not powerful, how can you become one of the two views. The guests replied.
"Then the Anhua faction is also one of the five major factions, the head of the sect Qin Xiao is not Qin Daxia, and he is nicknamed a palm to shake the world, is the palm strong?"
"Strong, how can you be tied for the five major factions if you are not strong. Everyone replied.
"Then who has the most powerful fists and feet? Is it the Eight Palms Broken Mountain, or the Heavenly Cannon Hammer, or the One Palm Shock?" Mr. asked, picked up the tea bowl and tasted a mouthful of tea, deliberately hanging everyone's appetite, and at the same time Mr. smiled and looked at a guest in a green shirt sitting in the corner, at this time the table of eight immortals was crowded with twelve people, and the guest was squeezed between the two, with his back to him, and he couldn't turn back. From the back, it can be seen that the man picked up the tea bowl and blew the floating tea leaves.
The public was asked for a while, some said that Yi Changmen was powerful, some said that the name of the cannon hammer was majestic, and some said that of course one palm shook the world, otherwise how dare to even suppress heaven and earth.
The gentleman smiled, "Today I will tell you who is the best." ”
Xiao Er poured water for Mr., and the tea for this gentleman was always the best tea, and the proprietress said that she would not take a penny from Mr.
Outside the teahouse, a yellow-faced and thin-skinned man sat on the ground, his face full of anger, not a good person. There is a golden brocade cloth on the ground in front of him, and a stone the size of a bull's head is placed on the cloth, and the front of the stone is written in black and white: It contains beautiful jade, and the price is 10,000 taels of silver.
This man is a well-known scoundrel within a radius of dozens of miles, surnamed Li, and he is especially good at touching porcelain. When you encounter a large household, you will slaughter the big one, and if you encounter a small household, it is not too little, and the size is all-inclusive. Although this kind of person is skinny, he can be regarded as "eating by ability", because he is single and weak, and he can't beat others. In order to blackmail Zhang Dahu, he deliberately let the carriage run over and break his legs, and in order to eat and drink in Baoxian Building for the rest of his life, he was beaten with sticks and sticks for half an hour, but he didn't say a word, and he broke an unknown number of bones on his body.
Today, it took a lot of effort to carry a big stone by the river, and after calculating it, he was going to slaughter a rich man.
Many passers-by know this scoundrel, and when they saw him there, they looked at the pedestrians one by one, and they knew that this guy was going to slander people again, and they all walked around him, in case they looked at him with eye contact, and they had to make a smile with a smile on their faces, and called Li Ye. This pranky old Li Xin said: Hide from your uncle, your poor and sour appearance is not worthy of Lao Tzu's vote today.
This teahouse has been bursting every time in recent days, Lao Li has been staring at it for several days, his heart is Ding, Mao is Mao, today's life is very good, open one foot, and also drop a big golden turtle.
In the teahouse, Mr. has analyzed the characteristics of the three heroes one by one, as well as alluding to the situation of the entire rivers and lakes. In the end, he didn't say who would die and who would live, only that the rivers and lakes should be unified, and they should not be harmonious on the surface, but they should fight separately, especially in the past two years, young and handsome people have sprung up on the rivers and lakes, among which there are good people and bad people, with different temperaments and temperaments, if they are not united, the names of the five major factions and the four small doors will no longer be loud, Yunyun.
Qingshan objectively just drank tea, allowing the other eleven people at the same table to eat the melon seed skin on the table, the village man, looking at the storyteller, touched the melon seeds on the table and put them in his mouth at will, no matter how low his head was spit out, he often touched others just spit out, and he didn't care if he put it in his mouth, and listened to Mr. with all his attention. Every time the spit star mixed with the skin of melon seeds was about to fall into the objective tea bowl of the green shirt, he was always blown out by his seemingly inadvertent fan.
Mr. Storyteller finished his views on the rivers and lakes, and also said his great truth, drank the last sip of tea, woke up the wood, and did not have the established "and listen to the next decomposition", but ended with a profound sentence "The coming day is long".
The public objectively applauded and applauded Mr. Storyteller, and there were also a lot of copper coins and broken silver thrown on the table, Xiao Er was busy helping Mr. pick up the change, this kind of low-level action has always been done by him, and he has never dared to secretly hide one or two copper plates once.
Qingyi nodded objectively to himself and said, "There is some truth." After that, I paid for the tea and squeezed out of the teahouse.
The lame ploppy Li Ye heard the sound of the teahouse ending and knew that it was time for business to open. I saw the high-spirited green shirt guest walking out of the teahouse, this person green shirt is low-key and luxurious, and the superb material is elegant but not amazing. Li Ye, who knows the goods, designated the "buyer" as him.
"Uncle stays. Lao Li squatted there and shouted.
The green-shirted guest looked at Lao Li in surprise, looked at the note in front of him, and said, "Call me?"
"Exactly, I think the uncle is a destined person, and he must be a person who knows the goods. Please see. Lao Li stretched out his hand and pointed to the stone in front of him.
"Hehe, I don't know about jade, I'm not interested in it. The green shirt smiled and was about to move forward.
How can the person who is targeted by Lao Li leave so easily. Although Lao Li's legs were lame, his movements were swift, and he was full of strength, picking up a hundred pounds of big stones and running to the green shirt, and said: "Uncle and slow, take a closer look at this treasure containing jade." As he spoke, he stumbled into the green shirt, and then stretched out his lame left foot, and the big stone let go, anyway, the left foot was already useless, and if you came again, you had to pay a lot of silver.
After being hit, the green-shirted man hurriedly turned around, stretched out his hand to support the falling stone, and said very easily, and said: "Oh, be careful, it's not good to hit your feet." After that, he casually put the big stone under a tree like holding a rice bowl, lightly tapped the stone with his middle finger, and said to himself, "Don't break such an expensive stone." After that, he looked at the lame Li Ye with meaningful eyes, and left with a smile.
Holding a hundred pounds of stone with one hand, the lame Lao Li immediately understood that this person couldn't be provoked, and his deep eyes seemed to tell him to accept it when he saw it. Looking back at the big stone, a crack opened from top to bottom.
Li Ye swallowed his saliva, he didn't want to do anything about touching porcelain anymore, and when he met a master, he couldn't get his life into it, and he wouldn't be in a hurry to lose any amount of silver.
The green-shirted guest smiled as he walked, and said in his heart: "What if the rivers and lakes are in chaos, if I really slap the head of the world, it is called in vain, and if it is really the five major factions, it will not be the five major factions?"
The teahouse junior picked up the broken silver on the floor and ran to Mr. Storyteller's room, and saw that Mr. was cleaning up his things. He hurriedly put a handful of change on the table and asked Mr., "Sir, I have brought back all the reward money for you, what are you doing here?" ”
The gentleman smiled: "This money is all used as a reward for you these days, you don't have to tell the boss and the old helper, keep it for yourself and use it to marry your daughter-in-law in the future, I will leave today, and I have to go elsewhere in a hurry." ”
After staying in this teahouse for more than ten days, I finally waited for the people I wanted to see, and also explained the pros and cons, and I had to rush to the next faction and continue to lobby the heroes of each faction.
One day ten years later, the lame old Li had already been "good", since that day to see the split stone, he decided not to touch the porcelain again, although the day is a little poor, but the heart is at ease, sleep steadily. And the inconspicuous cracked stone under the tree, which no one has touched for ten years, has buried half of it in the soil. Today, the lame Li Ye walked with his youngest son in his arms, came to the tree, saw the stone as if he saw his former self, and sighed and told his son to be upright when he grew up, and not to be an idle person.
Lao Li casually broke off a sturdy branch from the tree, and wanted to pry open the cracked stone and take it home half of it, which was regarded as a warning to the rest of his life, but when he pried open the stone, his eyes widened and he pouted and looked at it for a long time before he dared to believe that a large piece of flawless jade was really embedded in it, and he waited here for ten years silently......