Chapter 015: Cool in the Lake (Three Watches)
Mu Yixing doesn't care what the three dead friends say, they just don't agree with what kind of lucky star Seocho is!
Lu You also came up with a stubborn temper: "I don't care what you think, I want me to feel." As long as I think Miss Cousin is, you don't have to talk crookedly here. Today, my guest at the banquet is Miss Table, and you, the foil, will stand aside first. Also, today's banquet is my father's idea, if there is anything wrong, my monthly allowance this year will be in vain, you don't have to find something to do to give me eye medicine, be careful that our brothers don't have to do it!"
After Lu You warned Mu Yixing, he squeezed it away, smiled unusually festively, and invited Ruicao very politely and gentlemanly: "The banquet has been arranged, please follow Miss Biao and sit down." ”
Mu Yixing was furious, but in other people's houses, he was not easy to attack.
Cao Yongle, who often pretends to be a peacemaker, smiled and asked Mu Yixing not to be angry, no matter whether Miss Biao is a savior or not, it will not hurt Mu Fu.
And persuaded Mu Yixing to be kind to Ruicao, now Master Mu is investigating the case of monster murder in the capital, I don't know what danger he will encounter. With such a master as Seocho in the house, don't you feel a lot more relieved?
Mu Yixing thought of the appearance of Ruicao when he slapped the flying grinding disc with one palm, and couldn't help but agree with Cao Yongle's statement. But he still refused to admit it stiffly, Dao Ruicao was so stupid, he didn't cause trouble and helped, so he recited Amitabha.
The second lady Mu Zhaodi and the third miss Mu Zhaodi were frightened because of the birds just now, and when they saw that everyone was revolving around the sun of Seocho like stars, they regarded themselves as transparent people who were carefully dressed, and they were so angry that they couldn't help but scold Seocho 10,000 times in their hearts!
Lu You, who was the east, was very attentive and placed the feast on the artificial lake pavilion built in the mansion.
The summer heat that had just risen at the end of March was completely isolated from the water pavilion by the moist and refreshing cool breeze blowing from the man-made lake.
The water pavilion built next to the water is surrounded by lush trees, the small bridge is fresh and elegant, and the environment is very good.
Wine and food have been prepared on the table of the water pavilion, and the sharp-eyed Seocho saw the fried food he loved, and he was very satisfied with Lu You's intimacy.
Except for Seocho, only the fourth lady cared about what the dishes on the table were, and the second lady Mu Zhaodi, a pair of eyes dripping around, finally gritted her teeth, and took advantage of the opportunity to step up the steps of the pavilion, deliberately pretending to twist her foot, and according to what her mother's mother Hua taught her, she threw herself at Cao Yongle, who was walking aside.
Cao Yongle's father is the household servant, and the household department is the department that helps the emperor Laozi manage the small treasury, and the most oily and watery fat difference among the six.
Therefore, on weekdays, Cao Yongle always wears expensive clothes, lives a very delicate life, and even has the most silver in his pocket, and when he goes out to play, he is also very generous and loves to entertain.
And Cao Yongle looks pretty good, although he has too much fat powder on his body, and he is often ridiculed as a sissy, but compared to other official young masters who are full of problems in Shangjing, he is still very good.
So, the second lady Mu Zhaodi hit Cao Yongle with the idea.
Cao Yongle saw Mu Zhaodi rushing towards him, and subconsciously took a step back.
Then, Mu Zhaodi, who closed her eyes because she was a little shy, fell from the railing gorgeously, let out a scream of "ah", and then fell into the lake with a "plop".
When the incident happened suddenly, everyone panicked all of a sudden, and they all shouted loudly: "Oh no, someone has fallen into the lake, go down and save people!"
When Mu Yixing saw Mu Zhaodi fall into the lake, he immediately glared at Cao Yongle, who was also surprised: "Why did you dodge just now?"
Cao Yongle looked innocent: "I'm worried that she will stain my clothes, and I don't know if she will fall!"
Mu Yixing was furious: "Then you won't go down to save her?"
"I can't swim. ”
"I don't fucking know how to swim. ”
Mu Yixing scolded his mother, turned his head to look at the Seocho who was already sitting at the table at some point, and was leisurely eating fried Seocho: "Do you know how to swim?"
Seocho glanced at Mu Zhaodi, who was fluttering in the man-made lake: "Won't she swim ashore by herself?"
"She can't swim!"
Mu Yixing went crazy every time he talked to Seocho, and Seocho was very puzzled, since Mu Zhaodi couldn't swim, why did he jump into the lake?
She also thought that Mu Zhaodi disliked that the pavilion was too stuffy, so she jumped into the lake to cool off.
You must know that at this time of the year, she would also be a demon friend during the day, soaking in the lake and frolicking all day long.
Several young masters and young ladies in the pavilion were all landlubbers who were in a hurry and couldn't help.
The family of Lu Mansion jumped into the lake from the shore and swam towards Mu Zhaodi, but because the lake was too big, he couldn't get close for a while. Seeing that Mu Zhaodi, who was soaked in the water, she had already begun to roll her eyes and sink into the lake.
Seocho waited to see the wonderful picture of the hero saving Mei in the script, but Mei was dying and the hero had not yet appeared.
The third lady Mu Zhaodi and the fourth miss Mu Xingdi kept screaming and screaming, and the voices were insulting the ghost when the ghost screamed, and Seocho really couldn't stand this kind of sonic attack that was more terrifying than the bat cry, so she flew up and jumped out of the pavilion.
Seocho, who was dressed in a tender green dress, was like a green light sweeping across the lake, and Mu Zhaodi, who had been filled with water, was fished out of the lake.
Mu Zhaodi, lying on the wooden floor of the water pavilion, was covered with hair, like a water ghost.
Everyone gathered around and asked how Mu Zhaodi was?
Mu Zhaodi was embarrassed and went to her grandmother's house today, lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, not answering everyone's questions.
Seocho replied very bluntly, "I can't die", and then took out a small notebook from his bosom, and added another article under "The Confused Behavior of Humans": Even if humans can't swim, they like to jump into the water.
After saving people, Seocho, who didn't get a drop of lake water on his body, sat on a chair from the new ass and began to attack the pig's elbow.
I don't eat actively, I have a problem with my brain!
The fourth lady, Mu Xingdi, heard that the second sister was fine, and saw Seocho grabbing her elbow, and immediately stood up from the ground.
As a result, she got up too quickly and violently, and the belt on her waist could no longer withstand the rebellion of the fat on her abdomen, and it broke with a "snap".
The jade fragments inlaid on the belt were like a meteor dart, flying towards Lu You, the largest target.
Lu You is also a flexible fat man, and when he saw a "hidden weapon" attacking him, he hurriedly turned his head to dodge, but the jade fragment still scratched his cheek. However, because he panicked and dodged, he hit his head on the pillar of the pavilion, and he was dizzy when he hit it, and his body staggered and he couldn't stand steadily.
Coincidentally, Lu You, who was stunned by the fact that he couldn't write a book, stepped on Mu Zhaodi's hand who was still lying on the ground.
Mu Zhaodi, who pretended to be dead, immediately seemed to be a corpse, and with a strange cry, she jumped up from the ground like a monkey piercing the sky, knocking down the third young lady Mu Zhaodi who was squatting in front of her.
Behind the unlucky Mu Zhaodi was the gazebo steps, and she was like a ball, rolling down the stairs.
Mu Yixing was frightened into a cold sweat, hurriedly took three steps and made two steps, jumped down the stairs, and helped Mu Zhaodi, who had rolled to the grass, up.
Mu Zhaodi, who had a head of grass and broken leaves, was very unlucky and sprained her foot, and she was so frightened that she cried out with a "wow", which caused the second lady Mu Zhaodi on the pavilion to also cry loudly.
The cries of the two people echoed each other, just like the miserable howls of two old eagles who found out that the food in their nests for the winter had been stolen and were about to starve to death!