Chapter 18 The Way
Since he saw the demeanor of the sword woman, Su Su clamored to learn the sword, saying that one day he would definitely beat Jiang Lili's ass with a sword after he became a great sword immortal!
Jiang Lili sneered: "That's Cheng, if I don't break it, then I'll be your father!" Suddenly turning his head to look at Zhang Jiuling, who was snickering, Jiang Lili was furious, "No, I have to be your grandfather!"
Zhang Jiuling's face was slightly bitter, "What's the matter with me?"
Su Su was very annoyed, and said ruthlessly: "Jiang Dog, you wait for me! In the future, I will definitely be able to become a big sword immortal to take your dog's life!" After speaking, he muttered to Zhang Jiuling.
Zhang Jiuling was a little annoyed by the noise, snatched an iron sword from the bearded bandits, weighed it a few times, felt that it was a little heavy, and then folded off a wooden branch the length of an arm from the tree next to him and handed it to Su Su, "It's done, you can practice, but I can tell you, this sword practice is not fun!"
Su Su happily took the wooden branch and asked, "Isn't there any swordsmanship?"
Zhang Jiuling thought about it, and casually said a few words of the swordsmanship mantra that he had heard others say when he was young, and asked Su Su to remember it, and he would practice it with this mantra in the future.
Su Su memorized it for a long time and couldn't remember it, and finally threw the wooden branch in his hand to the ground in annoyance, "What kind of? I don't practice this thing anymore!"
Zhang Jiuling said with a smile: "This mantra is only the first step, it's still very early!"
Su Su pursed her lips and sulked, and suddenly saw Jiang Lili looking at her with disdain in her eyes, and she didn't know where a breath came out, and she picked up the swordsmanship mantra that Zhang Jiuling copied and wrote, and memorized it stiffly word by word.
Kung fu has always paid off, a sword recipe is almost five or six hundred words, and it took Su Su to memorize it for almost ten days before it can be remembered.
The day when he finally memorized the sword trick word for word, Su Su was in high spirits, holding the wooden branch and looking up to the sky and laughing three times, turning his head to look at Jiang Lili, who was still practicing the sword on the side, and said disdainfully: "Jiang Gou, you can wait, today I have memorized the sword trick, I will be able to become a big master in less than three days, you just wait!"
Then Su Su picked up the wooden branch and practiced for a morning, only to feel back pain, numb hands and feet, after lunch, looked up at the sky, sighed, "It's windy this afternoon!"
The bearded fart asked, "What's wrong with the wind?"
Su Su shook his head, "If there is wind, you can't practice the sword, otherwise you will be oppressed by the wind, and this sword will not be practiced well, well, go to sleep!"
The bearded robbers also had a lot of furniture, and the one that made Su Su happy the most was the slightly dilapidated carriage.
The next day, Su Su walked out of the carriage with sleepy eyes, looking at Jiang Liyi, who was clattering towards a big tree, and was very annoyed, "Jiang Dog, you don't let people sleep!"
Jiang Lili sneered, "Isn't this a reminder for you to practice swords!"
Su Su was stunned, and then remembered that he still had to practice swords. But when he got up in the morning, he was very lazy, not to mention that he had already had a sore back after practicing the sword all morning yesterday, and when he was about to find a reason to continue to go back to sleep in the carriage, he suddenly saw Zhang Jiuling walking this way.
Feeling that she couldn't lose face, Su Su had no choice but to grit her teeth and pick up the wooden branches and practice them one by one, but this action made Zhang Jiuling dare not compliment.
Before half an hour, Su Su hurriedly dropped the wooden branch, "Isn't it time for breakfast?"
Zhang Jiuling hurriedly walked over with a few white-flour steamed buns, and said flatteringly: "Su Su Great Sword Immortal has worked hard!"
Su Su hummed proudly, and even the smile on the corner of her mouth was obvious!
Just after breakfast, Su Su looked at the arm-length wooden branch and was a little nervous, and found several excuses to rest for almost two hours before he slowly picked up the wooden branch and practiced the sword, but he couldn't stand it after practicing for a long time, and looked at the bearded man in the distance who was beating a pheasant and preparing to burn it to eat, and hurriedly shouted: "Oh, that robber, there is such a good thing that you don't even call this sword fairy! Be careful that this sword fairy comes to take your dog's life!"
Originally, this group of robbers was subject to Jiang Zuo's sword power and did not dare to be presumptuous, but he was also very annoyed with these old and young people in his heart! But after a few people stayed together for a long time, they found that the three of them were all talkative and fun masters except Jiang Lili, and the unconvincing in their hearts dissipated a little. And because Zhang Jiuling came up with an idea, he asked them to buy some scholarly elegance in Suzhou, secretly stuff them into the carriage, and then take them out and sell them when they go to the next city. After this trip, I made a net profit of more than ten or twenty taels of silver, which made this group of robbers laugh from ear to ear, thinking that this grandma's business makes so much money that I am still a fart robber?
In this way, everyone admired Zhang Jiuling and threw themselves to the ground, and felt that it was a blessing in the world to be accepted by these three old and young people!
At this time, these robbers were also familiar with Su Su, and the bearded man pretended to be afraid and worried, and said: "The Great Sword Immortal's subordinates are merciful!
Su Su laughed.
After eating the fattest chicken legs, Su Su picked up the sword and gestured at random, snorted his nose, and saw Zhang Jiuling leaning on the side of the carriage reading, and suddenly shouted: "Old Zhang, are you eating wine again?"
Zhang Jiuling was startled and hurriedly hid the wine jug behind him.
Su Su sneered, "I didn't expect you to dare to eat wine behind my back, okay, you old Zhang, you really don't have a long memory! In order to punish you, I won't practice swords today, see if you dare to drink secretly in the future!"
Zhang Jiuling's face was full of confusion, does it have anything to do with punishing me if you don't practice swords?
In the blink of an eye, another day passed, and Su Su was still woken up by the click of Jiang Lili cutting down trees, but this time Su Su didn't go out to question Jiang Lili again, so she covered the quilt and continued to sleep, until the sun rose to the top of the sky before she could get up, pretending to be surprised and shouting: "Bearded, you didn't even tell me to get up?"
The bearded man laughed, "Nacheng, in the future, I will come to wake you up before dawn to practice swords!"
Su Su waved her hand again and again, "Forget it, I will naturally know it in my heart in the future, so I won't trouble you!"
After lunch, Su Su looked at it and exclaimed again, "Okay, my wooden branch is gone, did you secretly use it as a match?
At this moment, the bearded man ran over with a wooden branch in his hand, "Here, here, here!" When I went out to pee in the evening, I saw that this wooden branch was left outside, so I hurriedly picked it up, for fear that it would delay your sword practice because of this!"
Su Su gritted his teeth, but he couldn't say anything, and he took the wooden branch in annoyance and played flowers and plants at will, which could be regarded as practicing the sword.
Jiang Lili sneered and said, "What are you practicing? You can't understand bullshit! If you have a sword without a sword, it's better not to practice it as soon as possible, so as not to lose my people!"
Su Su was very angry, and when he was about to refute, he suddenly heard laughter again, and turned his head to see the bearded man trying to pretend to be serious. turned his head to look at Zhang Jiuling again, but found that Zhang Jiuling pretended to be reading a book and didn't look at her.
Immediately, Su Su was so angry that he was about to cry, and he snapped the wooden branch in his hand into three pieces and threw it on the ground, "Bah, bah, I don't practice this bullshit sword anymore!"
As he spoke, he rushed into the carriage and didn't come out all afternoon.
As soon as dinner was cooked, Su Su smelled the fragrance and walked out, the clothes on his body were very messy, yawning and swaying, looking like he hadn't woken up.
Su Su squatted next to Zhang Jiuling with the rabbit puppet in his hand, "Old Zhang, I've thought about it for a long time, and I still think what you said is very reasonable!"
Zhang Jiuling was stunned, "Which sentence?"
"This sword practice is really not a fun thing!"
Zhang Jiuling took care of the matter, nodded again and again, and did not forget to say the last sentence: "Those who practice swords and swords are fools, do you see Jiang Lili?"
Su Su turned his head to look at Jiang Lili, who was scolding and slashing towards the tree while scolding, and thought so.
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After a long journey, I finally saw a small city from afar, famous as Yuhua, there are no places of interest, but it looks like a village town.
I settled here, found a small inn to live in, and asked the shopkeeper to serve two small pots of wine, and everyone tasted it deliciously, and felt that the joy of life was roughly like this.
There was a groaning sound in the courtyard, and it didn't take long for the bearded man to limp over with the big axe, and after seeing Zhang Jiuling, he cried and said, "Old man, don't you tell me to practice with Jiang Gou, I really can't beat him!"
Before Zhang Jiuling could speak, Su Su scolded with some hatred: "Look at your appearance of being born with five big and three thick, you can't even beat a hairy boy, you are still ashamed!"
The bearded man wanted to cry without tears.
Originally, when Zhang Jiuling invited him to practice with Jiang Lili, the bearded man was very happy, thinking that it was a good thing to have such fun on this journey.
At the beginning of the two training, although the bearded man did not say that he crushed Jiang Lili, he could win after fighting Jiang Lili for more than a dozen rounds. But Jiang Lili is a master who cares about victory and defeat, and after losing, he naturally refused to agree, and fought again with the bearded man with a wooden knife.
The bearded man found it interesting and agreed.
didn't expect Jiang Lili to be like a madman, she couldn't see herself losing, and every time the two of them ended up, they couldn't lift their fingers at all.
Somehow, the bearded man felt that he couldn't use his strength, obviously he had a lot of strength, and there were only seven points left on Jiang Lili's wooden knife. And Jiang Lili's skills became more and more agile, and after coming and going, the bearded man actually lost.
It doesn't matter if you lose, after all, I'm not a real master, so I don't want to practice with you anymore.
But who would have thought that Jiang Lili was narrow-minded, he would definitely fight back one by one when he won his first few games, and he couldn't allow himself to take advantage of half a day.
This time, the bearded man lost more and more miserably, and every time he finished the competition, he must add five or six scars to his body. Although Jiang Lili used a wooden knife, it always hurts to hit people, not to mention that if someone is accidentally cut on his face, most of this face will be ruined!
Zhang Jiuling ate a small glass of wine, looked at Jiang Lili who walked back proudly with a wooden knife, and thought that it was indeed no longer effective to let Jiang Lili practice with the bearded man, so he nodded and agreed.
But Jiang Lili didn't follow, "How can that be? The bearded man has won a total of forty-nine games against me and thirteen against me, so I can only win fifty-two games against him!"
Su Su tilted his head and thought for a moment, and suddenly shouted, "Jiang Gou, are you stupid? Fifty-two is comparable to forty-nine! Didn't you win three more games with a beard?"
Jiang Lili pouted, "Then there are thirteen draws! Who am I going to? Why don't you compare with me?"
The bearded man's face was full of surprise, "The thirteen games that have been drawn are also counted on my head?"
Jiang Lili nodded solemnly.
The other robbers snickered, but after being glared at by the bearded man, they quickly pretended to be talkative.
The bearded man naturally knew their temperament, and after a blank look, he didn't pay attention to them, and turned his face to look at Zhang Jiuling pitifully.
Zhang Jiuling looked at the greasy appearance of the beard and couldn't stand it, and waved his hand again and again, "It's done, you can go, I will naturally tell Jiang Lili!"
The bearded man was overjoyed, and turned to the robbers to vent his anger.
Jiang Lili sat on the bench with a butt, and didn't say that he was annoyed, he picked up a cup of tea from the table and swallowed it in his throat at will, who would have thought that this was half a glass of wine left here by a little robber, and he was immediately choked and his face turned red, and after spitting saliva for a long time, Jiang Lili scolded: "Old man Zhang, you eat fucking shit!"
Su Su laughed, "You are called a bully, and now you will be punished!"
Jiang Lili snorted, got up and rinsed his mouth with a glass of water, muttered two or three times, and spit under Su Su's feet.
Su Su was startled, and saw a little water on the edge of his pants, and then he became angry, "Jiang dog, do you dare to vomit again?"
Jiang Lili took another sip of tea and raised his head to watch Su Su demonstrate.
Zhang Jiuling didn't say anything to stop it, but quickly avoided some so as not to splash saliva on him, and almost didn't shout and cheer for the two.
The two tossed for most of the day and didn't convince each other, but let the guests next to them see enough excitement. In the end, Su Su noticed that something was not quite right around her, and hurriedly waved her hand and said I don't have the same knowledge as you, don't pee in this inn!
"You think I'm like you?" Jiang Lili glanced at him and shouted again, "Why haven't you served the food yet?"
Xiao Er couldn't hold back a smile and ran over, "Okay!"
"I don't know the rules!" Jiang Lili muttered.
Zhang Jiuling took advantage of the fact that Su Su and Jiang Lili were fighting and scolding the two to inquire about some news from the guests next to him, and then walked over with an empty cup, "I'll inquire, there will be a ring in this town tomorrow morning, let's wait for you to compete before leaving!"
Jiang Lili sneered, "You can't ask me to go up and do poetry again!"
Zhang Jiuling laughed stupidly, "Don't worry, this time I can inquire about everything clearly!"
Su Su interjected on the side, "What's the matter? Anyway, when you were in Suzhou, didn't you beat up the talented women? If it's still a poem this time, you will beat them up one by one!"
"It's your business!"
"Why is it none of my business? If it weren't for you last time, would we have been able to run out of Suzhou so embarrassed? If we hadn't run out of Suzhou overnight, would we have met this gang of robbers? If we hadn't met this gang of robbers, we would have had a carriage... Yo, thank you for that. ”
Hearing this, the bearded man turned his head and squeezed his eyes at Su Su, "It should be, it should be!"
Su Su snorted, and changed the topic to Jiang Lili, "By the way, Jiang Dog, aren't you talking all day long to find your sister? Why don't you go looking for it? What's the matter with following us all day long?"
Jiang Lili didn't raise his head, "It's your business!"
Su Su was about to open her mouth to refute, but she was suddenly stunned for a moment, only to realize that this matter was really none of her business!
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