Chapter 75: Shhh

Before Liu Xiyao and the others could speak on the ground, as a trumpet sounded in the official and military formations, sharp arrows like raindrops flew in in clusters of arrows on the wall. Ma Erbao pulled back the Zhuang Ding who leaned out half of his body in front of him, but unfortunately, he was still late, and when he dragged this person's body into the wall, he saw that a black feather arrow was accurately inserted into his throat, and the red blood flowed out like a spring.

"Ahh

Li Chixin led three thousand bloody warriors on the mountain road leading to the old camp. At the same time that everyone was chanting loudly, 'Kill one person in ten steps, and leave no one for a thousand miles', he ordered his righteous brother Li Shuangxi to bring his own personal soldiers to carry a part of the grain, and let them go to the villages and villages, and preach to the people of Funiu Mountain that it is the truth that the army does not steal food, and that it is a teacher of benevolence and righteousness, and fool the people of Funiu Mountain into fighting against the official army with the same enemy as himself.

This is the big killer weapon he saw from the TV series, Li Chixin's eyes seemed to have countless mountain people from nearby villages, and he seemed to see these people making soy milk, preparing to meet his own benevolent and mighty army. He himself raised his arms and shouted, "Poor people, we are also people who have suffered, let us unite and resist the tyranny of the Ming Dynasty government!"

In his longing, he himself led these thieves who were gradually deceived and crippled and gradually grew stronger, chanting along the way, 'Kill one person in ten steps, and leave no line for a thousand miles', without hesitation, smashed the Yellow Dragon, and poked the chrysanthemum platform of the official army......

"The future scene is so wonderful, but I am bent on running, which is very bad!" Li Chixin criticized and self-criticized among the uneven mountain roads.

"Li Guo! you are bubbling!", vaguely felt that a trick of the Red Clan's peerless heart was running towards his heart at a speed of five kilometers per hour, Li Chixin reached into his arms, pinched the back of the villain's neck, and took out the rebel Li Laiheng from the military bag.

"Evil barrier, if you talk nonsense, I'll spray your old blood!" As soon as Li Chixin's words fell, there was a crisp sound of "pop!", and a colorful snot bubble burst in the night wind.

"Big brother, little brother is incompetent, I failed to complete the task, beg the big brother to ...... You scold me and punish me!" Li Shuangxi knelt in the snow on the side of the road, with an expression on his face that was worse than death.

"Oh, uh, oh, what about the mountain people?"

"Exactly! beg the eldest brother to punish him!" Li Shuangxi's blood surged upward, and the eldest brother overcame obstacles to lead everyone to life and death, but he always achieved nothing, not only could he not help much, but he also always pulled the hind legs of the eldest brother, and Shuangxi's heart was about to die of shame.

Coincidentally, a rooster crow in the valley drove away the alien in Li Chixin's brain in an instant, "Sonasd, it turns out that I thought about it!"

Li Chixin glanced at his loyal little brother Shuangxi with affection, and he couldn't say whether he was guilty or guilty, "This is the people of the Ming Dynasty, they won't learn from the Parisians who formed an association in anger because they couldn't eat turkey, and they wouldn't be in yellow robes because of overtime work, the people of this dynasty will always live with the most tenacious attitude, as long as they are given even the slightest opportunity......"

Li Chixin has no right to mourn his misfortune and be angry, he himself can't wait to learn like Emperor Chongzhen, eating hot pot and singing songs, he can kill and kill, "Little brother, get up, it's my brother I thought wrong." ”

Shuangxi heard the sadness in the eldest brother's voice, he was afraid that his incompetence would chill the eldest brother's heart, and struggled to break free from Li Chixin, who was dismounted to support him, stubbornly shook his head, and said to Li Chixin in a tone that did not hit the south wall and did not look back: "Big brother, I will go and encourage the mountain people to rise up, so if the younger brother can't do it......"

Without waiting for Shuangxi to say the following, Li Chixin blocked Shuangxi's red lips with his big hand that had wiped his snot, "Shut up, don't talk nonsense, just after the New Year, pay attention to the immortals who pass by!"

Listening to the eldest brother's heart-warming whispers, Li Shuangxi couldn't help but burst into tears, and he intervened: "Big brother, the younger brother will be your person from now on, not only your person in life, but also your dead person even in death!"

Li Chixin looked at Shuangxi, who was loyal to him, stupidly, "What did I say, what did I do, what did I say and do! God, you want to be so kind to me?"

Shuangxi looked at the uncertain emoji on the eldest brother's face, and his heart was still uneasy, "What kind of virtue is 'a tiger' Li Guo, everyone in the camp knows it, and you are a bastard to say that you are a bastard;

He secretly glanced around, "Fortunately, there is only the eldest brother alone at the moment, if the sister-in-law Hong is here, then ......"

Shuangxi didn't dare to think about what happened after "then", he felt that it must be the high incense that he burned right during the New Year, and in front of the big brother who was not stingy, even the gods passing by protected him.

"Big brother, there's no command, little brother will lead people to that ...... That, publicity! If you don't publicize these damn mountain people, the little brother will have no shame to see the eldest brother again, and he will leave!"

"Tender and tender, roll back to the nest!" In a fit of anger, Li Chixin opened his mouth in an authentic rice fat native dialect, "Tired of biting Qisi goose?"

Shuangxi noticed the change in the tone of the eldest brother, and his legs and stomach were weak in fright, he hurriedly crawled at the feet of the eldest brother, and pleaded: "Big brother, don't be angry, you are the light of the road to the tiger camp, what do you say, I will listen, okay?"

He thought to himself, "Everyone is talking to the local dialect, no one is a fork, today is a big deal, you beat me and run, you force me to make trouble, and if I am in a hurry, I will run away......"

Li Chixin didn't think that the brothers with white teeth and red lips were happy, and they were almost forced to become deserters by themselves, Li Chixin was relieved to sacrifice his head to kill, "Brother, brother, I am very pleased, I am happy! From now on, you and my brothers will work together to tide over the difficulties, as the so-called brothers work together to break the gold, let our brothers open up a new world!"

"Sprinkle flowers, applause?" Li Chixin listened attentively, he couldn't believe his ears, "Obviously there are no auditory hallucinations, but why did you hear the applause appropriately?"

Shuangxi fell to the ground and whispered smartly: "This is the sound of the letter cannon of the official army's attack!"