Chapter 41: Wash and Brush Hee
Li Chixin, the leader of the anti-thieves, pouted a dogtail grass from the side of his buttocks, stuffed it into the mouth of the blood basin where he had shaved off his beard, and chewed vigorously until his two legs were numb, and he was still vigorously pondering how to run;
He was chewing on the dogtail grass in his mouth, holding the waistband of his trousers in one hand, and was about to tie the big belt, when he suddenly woke up and realized that he didn't use toilet paper when he went to the toilet!
"Woohoo!" he almost screamed, but it was hard enough to stop disliking himself before he lifted his pants and got out of the grass. Li Chixin rubbed his hand the Northland military bag, and a coquettish voice suddenly exploded in his ears, "This gentleman, please pay attention to whether personal hygiene is good, it is the responsibility of every citizen to wash hands before and after meals, please don't tarnish people's innocence like this!"
"Sister Zhiling!" Li Chixin blinked in shock
As he exclaimed, a palm print and a small footprint suddenly bulged out of the Noshiran military bag......
"You kid doesn't count, it's heart-wrenching, is this for your old man?" Chairman Li Chixin felt that he couldn't bear it anymore, since he came to Daming, he was forced to become a blind leader, and it was not enough to feed hundreds of thousands of mouths for his subordinates all day long;
This little lady skin didn't say a word, and went to Beijing to destroy the emperor and destroy the emperor for herself...... Will he be remembered by his old man from now on, will he be caught by his old man and chop the meat filling, will there be any children who happen to eat human blood steamed buns?
After settling down, Li Chixin felt flustered, with the current level of danger, he still easily did not want to be a relative and a bitter enemy, and after destroying the "Great Heavenly King", he would settle accounts with you, a little king, and then make up his mind, and secretly comforted himself in his heart, "The master comes from the next generation, he can endure unbearable things, and he should be a person who is not a human being;
Li Laiheng in the military bag didn't care about the self-chicken soup of the old man outside, and the seven-year-old and eight-year-old dog also hated him, and at this moment he was already hazy and asleep in the military bag again;
Li Laiheng in the dream muttered ominously, "Li Guo, you still want to be shameless, Sister Zhiling has only eloped for more than ten days, and you can't keep it?"
Listening to the contemptuous joke of Tongyin in his arms, Li Chixin was angry in his heart, forgot about the chicken soup for a while, and just wanted to quickly find a brick to shoot this unfilial rebel to death, thinking that in the end he would throw this little cub to feed tigers, leopards and jackals, no matter what kind of protected animal he fed, he could accept it happily.
"Smash, but remember! I'm your father! Your mother was assassinated because of my father, and she went to Beijing to avenge me, not elopement, you know!" He wanted to drive away the cowardice in his heart by breaking his mouth.
Resisting the urge to slap the rebel to death with a slap against the demons, Li Chixin silently recited the demon song, "...... Wait, wait, dream, dream, crazy, please take mine and send it back to me, eat mine and spit it out for me, the record in the shining red star becomes a dialogue at this time, I make up for what I owe, and hand over what I stole ......"
Suddenly I felt that my body was light, and I fell into that wonderful halo again, fluttering from head to toe from inside to outside, as if it was a spring breeze, and like a great health care after steaming, anyway, it was the feeling of wanting to be immortal.
It was at the moment when he could not tell the wonderful thing that he found himself re-entering the space that he once called a field airfield, and at this time he could be 100% sure that this space was one of the outer pockets of his military bag, and he swore in the honor of a doctor of engineering that he clearly remembered that there were not only small blue pills, Ma Yingyou, and Durex in this pocket, but also ......
Unintentionally, he stumbled under his feet, and his hand subconsciously helped forward, but the touch of his body told him that this was also an object that could be moved. Li Chixin steadied himself, pressed his palms on the box, closed his eyes slightly, and then suddenly opened them and shouted: "I'll coax you!"
The golden light flashed in his mind, and Li Chixin silently recited "Frying pan, 98K, braised beef noodles ......", and did not allow Dr. Li's other wishes to be freshly baked, "Congratulations to Mr. Li for winning the lottery, the first and second orders can open all the first-level and second-order products, and this upgrade can be used to obtain four bottles of original SILDENAFIL parallel goods, a total of 200 pieces, and the validity period is three hours!
Li Chixin's eyes widened suddenly, and a familiar package appeared on his left hand, and when he opened the small cardboard box outside, it was a medicine bottle marked with the English label "SILDENAFIL...... Turning his head and staring at the cardboard box he was holding in his hand, Dr. Li, who had an excellent translation, burst into tears in an instant, it was sildenafil! If in that lifetime, the value of this one-third container of sildenafil tablets would be comparable to that of building a building that has been built for 30 years and claims to be 70 years old.
He wondered, why did his thoughts be exactly the same as when he first entered?
The brain was chaotic at this time, he wanted to calm himself, so he silently thought about a hundred sheep in his heart, and tried to make himself angry dantian, a week later, he had an epiphany, his own shell actually had true qi, slightly surprised to deduct the dogtail grass from his mouth, and put it in the palm of his right hand in a mess, and his mind was angry, and he only felt that the true qi in his body moved, and he listened to "boom!" Two rings, the rotten dogtail grass, the steel nail was generally inserted into the cap of the sildenafil bottle of the dark-proof parallel goods, because of the first use of true qi, the operation of the true qi in the body was not controlled, so a fart like a jumping rice flower artifact was released.
"Xiansen!Please do not eat food with pungent odor in a confined space, please forgive me for the inconvenience caused!" Sister Zhiling's tone was still unhurried, considerate and gentle.
Chairman Li Chixin is a highly educated and civilized person, so he naturally smiled apologetically.
"In view of this Xiansen, you sincerely apologize, the first-level and second-order skills of the system are open, please check!" Sister Chi Ling generously gave the host the first education this time.