Chapter 404: Lewd Development

After going down the mountain, White Sledgehammer found an old man and asked what he should pay attention to when going down the mountain, as well as all kinds of tedious chores.

Maybe the old man was a little lonely, and he didn't want to go to the white sledgehammer to be verbose, and carefully told him how the outside world was.

In the place where the white sledgehammer is located, it is the border between Datang and the Dark Night Country, and Wuxia Peak belongs to the land of Datang.

Perhaps knowing that the white sledgehammer was going down the mountain, the old man asked his son to go to the city with him to study. The Tang Kingdom is a different world, and many surnames here are determined by drawing lots, and whatever you catch, you will have a surname, which is neither a matrilineal society nor a patrilineal society, which is very weird.

The old man's son is as old as Bai Da Hammer, and he still seems to be a character, because the audience saw the annotation on the subtitles: Ma Qingtian, the general of the Tang Kingdom in another world!

This has completely bluntly told everyone his identity, his name is Ma Qingtian, and he will definitely be a general in the future.

Although the spoilers are cool for a while, the director's mind is not understandable to the audience at all, and even Tang Gun doesn't know what attention Yuge is paying attention to.

It's strange to say, Ma Qingtian is a prodigy, he can read and write at the age of six, and his current knowledge has completely surpassed that of the so-called talent champions.

Of course, here it seems to be stuck in a memory, and everyone sees another place in the memory!

Metropolis!

The protagonist is a twenty-one-twelve-year-old young man who finally broke up with his girlfriend because he disliked him for having no money or power, and he was a little sad for a while drinking too much and fell into the river while crossing a large river and drowned.

Actually, it was because there was a little girl who drowned in the big river and jumped into the river to save her, but unfortunately although the girl was saved, he drowned.

woke up again, and Ma Qingtian realized that he had crossed over.

It's amazing, and countless viewers feel a tingling in their scalps, which proves that many people still have an unspeakable fear of this strange combination of crossing yo.

However, the director is very sophisticated here, and a scene of light music easily shifts back to two children.

"Brother Ma, where should we go next?"

Bai Dazhui was a little curious, after all, he was not deeply involved in the world, he naturally knew that he wanted to ask the old man for help, and Ma Qingtian had also entered the city anyway.

"Let's find a way to get some money first, otherwise it will definitely be difficult to move an inch!"

What Ma Qingtian said is very reasonable, and Bai Dazhui doesn't even know what money is, so he naturally doesn't know how to make money.

"So how do we earn it?"

After pondering for a moment, Ma Qingtian said: "Of course I'm going to tell the story!"

"You want to perform ventriloquism?"

In the past, the old monk and the white sledgehammer talked about all kinds of interesting things, and understood that some people could take the eloquence test and eat.

Ma Qingtian's face changed, and he was allergic to this word.

Not only did Ma Qingtian change his face, but even the audience laughed, only the two monks who were not old drivers were confused, and they didn't know what was going on with this stalk.

At this point, everyone is stupid after laughing, who is the protagonist?

As soon as the conversation changed, Ma Qingtian continued to say his plan.

"We can go and chop firewood and sell it first, and then rent a space to tell stories, so that we can take the big head and no one will clamp it. ”

The audience also understood that Ma Qingtian could make money without collecting firewood, but it seemed that he had to reach some kind of profit-sharing agreement with the owner of the venue, so he didn't make a lot of money.

"And when are we leaving??"

"Now!"

Anyway, there is Ma Qingtian on top, there is no need to worry about starving to death, the so-called successor of the modern century, he knows more than anyone else, and many things can be used to bluff people, so that they can obediently worship like gods.

Ignorance is a sin, and rigid thinking of imprisonment is the origin of sin.

With such a black-bellied man on the stall, it is really not human!

Seeing this, there are already countless girls whose eyes are shining, and there is a little bit of beauty in it, and they have to treat Ma Qingtian and Bai Dazhui as good friends. And with the character of the white sledgehammer, it must be a small suffer!

I can't afford to save face!

Tang Gun was a little helpless, but there was no way at all, after all, many things were not something he could predict.

After all, he was the only coolie in the small temple, and the old monk often assigned him some tasks in order to sharpen him, and he couldn't let IES help, which also indirectly trained a woodcutter's skills.

For those firewood, the first choice is the green oka tree is easy to use after all, not only the bark is dry and flammable, but even the wood is very durable, and the growth cycle is long, very good.

Tang Gun shook his head, very speechless.

That's right, looking at Li this way, the two seem to have entered a green hill forest.

C. glauca is a kind of hard broad tree, the growth cycle is long, age class and golden silk nanmu are a classification, some forest fires can turn the bark of the green tree into charcoal, but the xylem is not so easy to burn for a while because of the protection, some places after the fire these green grass only lost the outermost bark.

Under the green hill forest, there are basically shadows and a dry fallen leaf, only a few herbs and shrubs are present, and the rest of the things do not grow here.

"Brother Pony, there are no axes, how can we cut them?"

The helplessness on the white sledgehammer's face made Ma Qingtian a little crazy.

"We're on the wrong set! This is a cork oak forest, not a green oak forest!"

"What about that?"

"Come here!"

Ma Qingtian took off his shoes and threw them directly.

"It's good to throw shoes and ask for directions, after all, Supreme Treasure's luck will not be too bad!"

The shoe fell to the ground and pointed to a place.

"Oh my God, go southeast!"

"Why don't you go all the way west?"

"Why don't you go to heaven?"

"I want to fly into the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun!"

...

In the quarrel, the two finally found something good, which was a ginseng fruit forest, a purple-striped and white-skinned shuttle fruit, which tasted sweet and sour, very refreshing.

"With this, you don't have to fight firewood!"

Saying that, Ma Qingtian also directly took off a coat pocket, took out one with one hand, wiped it on his clothes casually, and sent it to his mouth.

The juice flowed down the corners of his mouth, but his expression was very enjoyable.

"It's so delicious, little brother, don't lie to me..."

After hesitating for a moment, the white sledgehammer also picked a few and put them in his mouth, and his eyes were straight after one bite.

"It's so refreshing, it tastes good, it's so crooked!"

"Poof!"

Ma Qingtian squirted out the juice in his mouth, almost choking to death, this kid can't have crossed over, right?

The two of them went around twice and left the jungle.

I don't know if the two of them were too lucky, after walking for a few hours, the two finally came to a city.

After entering the city, looking at the bustling crowd, Ma Qingtian came to the market with a white sledgehammer and folded a piece of grass and stuck it in his pocket.

The two little boys just sat there, oblivious to the gazes of others.

"What are you selling?"

An old man came over on crutches, with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, and at first glance he was a good person, and he was also a common man.

"Ginseng fruit!"

Ma Qingtian opened his coat pocket and let them see the fruits inside.

"What is Ginseng Fruit?"

"Zhen Yuanzi, have you heard of it?"

"Who is Zhen Yuanzi?"

Ma Qingtian has a score in his heart, there is probably no Journey to the West in this world.

"Old man, please take a seat, I'll give you a good talk!"

"Say, young man, is there any other way inside?"

The old man was not dirty, so he did it with Ma Qingtian, and many passers-by also noticed the situation and came up to hear what the situation was.

"Ancient legend that when the world first opened, a spiritual root of heaven and earth was born, and the ginseng fruit tree was called the ginseng fruit tree, after tens of thousands of years before it finally took root in this world, and then every 3,000 years a flower, 3,000 years a fruit, only 30 fruits at a time, the fruit is called ginseng fruit. ”

Saying that, Tang Gun looked at the abnormal spirits of many people, and knew that they were all fascinated.

"This ginseng fruit is in the shape of a pink baby, and it can live for 3,000 years if you smell it, and you can live for 93,000 years if you eat one! Later, after the catastrophe of heaven and earth, a leaf of the ginseng fruit tree fell to the earth, lost its spirituality, and turned into a seed and fell to the earth. ”

"This seed later grew into fruits, which were spread by birds and animals to the deep mountains and old forests of the world, and after countless years of growth and reproduction, they finally became the current ginseng fruit!"

Ma Qingtian was very proud, and whispered: "The current ginseng fruit does not have the power of the past, but it can moisten the lungs and dissolve phlegm if the throat is uncomfortable. ”

"This is ginseng fruit?"

The old man was a little surprised, and looked at the fruit in Ma Qingtian's pocket and couldn't help but wonder.

"After all, a legend is a legend, and I don't know if it's true, but we found this fruit after looking for a few days in the deep mountains and old forests, and we just had two pockets. ”

Because Ma Qingtian and Bai Dazhu's clothes have a little more holes, and they are very embarrassed, many people believe it.

"How do you sell this fruit?"

Ma Qingtian smiled and said, "Because it's my first time here, and it's not easy for the mountains to find them, I don't know the pricing geometry, and I hope that my uncle will instruct me, don't pit me." ”

The old man stroked his beard for a while, and said, "Each ginseng fruit boy can sell it for five cents!"

Ma Qingtian thought about it, it was already good.

"Okay, just according to what my husband said. ”

"Bring me two to try...how do you eat them?"

As a result, Ma Qingtian picked two plump ones for the old man, and while picking up one and wiping it on his clothes, he took a bite directly.

"Just eat it, it tastes good!"

The old man was stunned for a moment, then laughed, and took a bite according to Ma Qingtian's eating method.

After taking a bite, he was stunned for a moment, and quickly looked at the gap that was bitten open.

It is a yellow-brown transparent color, probably similar to the color of flesh-colored stockings, and it is very refreshing for the elderly.

"Good!"

The old man said the word "good", and then a little guy came over.

"I want it all!"

A tael of silver was thrown over, Ma Qingtian caught it with practice, and immediately smiled, and said goodbye to the old man.

"Sledgehammer hurry!"

Bai Dazhui hurriedly stood up and followed the man with Ma Qingtian, and there seemed to be a carriage not far away.

"Young master, I've already bought it back!"

The audience was shocked, this is the horn out!

The curtain of the carriage was lifted, and a young man the same age as Ma Qingtian stretched out his head.

The Great General of the Dark Night Kingdom in the other world, Hua Luo!

The little guy hurriedly leaned into the young man's ear and said so, which made the young man look surprised.

"This is ginseng fruit?"

As he spoke, Hua Luo picked up one and took a bite, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

This fruit has never been seen at all, let alone eaten, and it is understandable that many people do not necessarily know all of the wild goodies.

Ma Qingtian, who is familiar with many routines, naturally knows that the young man in front of him may be a big person, so he doesn't plan to communicate with him, God knows how terrible the consequences of standing in the wrong team are.

"Thanks to the young master's liking, this fruit grows in the deep mountains and old forests, after all, it is a steep place, and it is difficult to collect, and the two of us are also lucky to find this thing. ”

The young man was busy eating ginseng fruit, but Ma Qingtian was happy in his heart.

"The two of us still have important things to do, so I'll leave first!"

Ma Qingtian gave Bai Da Hammer a look, and the two hurriedly disappeared into the crowd.

After the teenager finished eating the ginseng fruit, he reacted that the two teenagers were gone, so he had to give up.

At this time, in the crowd.

White Sledgehammer was a little puzzled, why Ma Qingtian wanted to take him away.

"Brother Pony, why are we running away?"

Like a white sledgehammer, Ma Qingtian said coolly: "The children of the rich are generally arrogant and domineering, and they can provoke as little as possible, after all, we are now at the lowest end of the pyramid." ”

"Pyramids?"

"Well, the pagoda made of gold, like the Buddha statues in your Buddhist gate, is all golden. ”

"Isn't that a floating massacre?"

"Okay, you're defeated!"

"I think so too!"

"Perhaps!"

Both of them couldn't help but smile bitterly, anyway, they had the money, but they didn't know where to go.

"What should I say?"

Since this is a chaotic country, there is nothing at random, and he is sure that even if he tells a copy of the Tao Te Ching, it will cause a huge sensation.

Since this world is called the Tang Dynasty, it is better to talk about "Journey to the West", which is suitable for men, women and children, and can also get a lot of income.

"Brother Pony, what are you thinking?"

"I'm thinking about how to make money. ”

"Got it?"

"Thought of it!"

"Where are we going?"

"Let's go to the Qinglou!"

"Why?"

"How sad can you be, just like a group of eunuchs going up to the Qinglou!"

"Ahh

"Do we have a grudge?"

"There is no enmity, but we have a grudge against money!"

The two of them put together sentence by sentence, which made the crowd watching excited, so happy!

But now everyone still hasn't guessed who the protagonist is, although they all know that the protagonist is a white sledgehammer, but now with Ma Qingtian's knowledge and identity, everyone is moved.

In this regard, Tang Gun is also a big head, and his acting skills are too good, which makes people speechless.

"In the Name of the People" Secretary Li Dakang took the protagonist's points and beat the protagonist as a supporting role, and now Ma Qingtian's role is completely like beating a white sledgehammer.

Don't beat the white sledgehammer on the bright side, in fact, only those old actors, old actors, and old audiences can see who is the real actor, and the scenes of the white sledgehammer are the same as the real ones, whether it is the expression, mentality and body movements, they are very scary, and they are completely a lay disciple in the world.