Chapter 592: We're Gay
Little Demon Protection Association - Hearing this name, the demons were stunned. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoThese guys don't have a high level of culture, but they don't have the ability to "look at the text and make sense". Therefore, for a while, they looked at each other.
Li Yunxin had expected their reactions and waved his hand: "I know you don't understand." After all, it's still a long night, so I'll give you a good talk. You know—"
"The world is not what it used to be. You all know that, but you don't really know it. It doesn't matter...... You will soon notice the changes. But before that, there are some things that should be thought about first. For example, in the future, you demons will walk in the world, and there will be no bad luck from the monks of the Xuanmen to find you, what are you going to do?"
During the previous period of time, these demons were busy trying to get treasures and save their lives, and they didn't have time to think about the question that Li Yunxin raised now. But then they realized that this was indeed a problem that they should consider and were about to face.
Actually, it's not a "problem" - it's not a "problem" for these demons, but a ......
"Want, want, go to the ancestral hall and eat all the fruits!" The first to speak was a slender monster with fluff on the back of his hands and face. Perhaps like the big demon king "Renjun" under the Jianwei seat, they are all apes who have attained the Tao. But this one's Taoism is far inferior to that of Renjun, and he has just entered the realm of transformation. It is also a great fortune to survive this successive catastrophes.
As soon as he said it, he was laughed at, laughing at him for only having such a little ambition.
He also felt ashamed. He scratched his ears and cheeks, and hurriedly said: "Offerings, offerings, fruits to eat, the ancestral hall must also live, hey, oops, let the people in the village come to make offerings every day-"
Saying this, the demons laughed even harder, and the atmosphere eased a little for a while. Then another demon king at the peak of the transformation realm laughed at him: "You little monkey, you only have the ambition of a needle. Didn't you listen to what Wei Shuijun said? The Xuanmen Gate has been shattered, and the whole world is ours. What fruit do you eat, and what ancestral hall do you sleep?"
"If it's me, hehe!"
I don't know what this demon is. Born round and chubby, although he has a human face but thin eyes, he looks like a cute bear.
"Next to my current cave house is Fengcheng County in Qingguo. When I went back, the advanced county government ate the old thing - that old thing had invited a few swordsmen from the Sword Sect to come to me for bad luck, but fortunately my life was great!"
"Then replace his yamen with my cave house, and tell all the little people in my cave to go into the city -- first feast for three days! There are thousands of people in Fengcheng County, all of whom have been arrested and locked up, and they can eat alone for a year and a half. Hey...... After eating Fengcheng County, I will go to Liuyang County, and after eating Liuyang County, I will eat the definition of the city...... Ahh
The demons are really different, so their interests and personalities are very different. But there is only one thing that is surprisingly consistent - and that is the love of human flesh and blood.
Not all demons love cannibalism. There are also some people who don't like to eat, and only like to use and love. But the vast majority of ...... Or love "the unique taste of the human body". Maybe the taste doesn't exist, maybe they just love the feeling of asking for it, and they love the emotion of seeing people afraid and helpless.
But after all, scarcity is expensive. The shark fin in the cup of the dignitaries and nobles went to those well-cooked soups and waters, did it really have any surprising taste?
The demons transform into human form in order to continue their practice, and they also believe in the truth that "form complements form" and cannibalism can make one's skills more refined. If you look at it from the demon's point of view...... The difference with those who eat hot waist flowers in order to consolidate the foundation is not big.
This demon king painted a picture of the future in this way, and it caused a lot of resonance.
Previously, they were left behind by Li Yunxin, and they didn't know the blessings and misfortunes. At this time, if you are a little relieved and talk about this kind of topic, it is probably equivalent to a group of men talking about women in the world--each expressing their opinions for a while, and the atmosphere is lively.
Li Yunxin smiled and watched them say these things without saying a word.
After a quarter of an hour of time, the noise gradually subsided - these demons have low cultivation, so they are naturally timid and afraid, and their ability to observe words and emotions is better than that of the rampant Great Demon King. Otherwise, there would not have been a life to live to this day. Then one thing came to mind.
It is said that this Weishui Jun was a personal person before......
Now they are talking about how to eat people in front of Wei Shuijun, isn't it the old birthday star who eats arsenic - is it a long life?
When I thought of this, cold sweat oozed from my forehead, and I didn't dare to say even half a word.
Just waiting for them to fall silent like this, Li Yunxin smiled again: "I didn't know before, you cannibals can eat so many tricks." ”
The demons felt a chill in their hearts, knowing that it was going to be bad.
Unexpectedly, the Weishui Dragon King said again: "It's just that in my opinion, your tricks are not exquisite enough. ”
"When ordinary people talk about food, it's nothing more than meat. What kind of trembling, oily fatty slices and the like -- they feel that they are happy to eat in their mouths, but the nobles only feel greasy. Hum...... You are the same. When it comes to cannibalism, I know two people who have three of them. ”
"Not only do we eat each type of person separately, but we also eat each part separately. You have to pay more attention to the heat, mood, and weather-" He said here and glanced at the ninth prince, "You compare yourself with them, it's like drinking blood in Rumao." Besides, you Ru Mao probably won't be drinking blood for long. ”
His eyes lit up, and he said in a deep voice: "You were originally in the mountains and forests. If you have to take away a person in the air, you have to tremble, for fear that there will be Taoist priests and swordsmen who will come to find bad luck. Now that there is no ban, I am unscrupulous and have figured out how to do it recklessly. ”
"Those Great Demon Kings who have cultivated to a higher level of strength that have left before are only afraid that the original resentment and depression in their hearts are ten times and a hundred times greater than yours. You want to eat a village and town, but I'm afraid they want to slaughter the city and play. ”
"You've seen it on the battlefield these days. The great demons have unleashed their magical powers, what a terrifying power they should have. Since then, the world has been empty, and the Great Demon King has fought for territory, fearing that thousands of people will die in a single thought. Destroy a few more cities every once in a while, and soon the human dynasty will collapse. ”
"Order collapsed, demons and bandits arose. If there is no one to cultivate and work, there will be a terrible famine. In the event of a famine, if it is a good year with good weather and good weather, it will be just a matter of the middle and the vast middle land, and many places will depend on the demons for the clouds and rain. ”
"You don't know this yourself—you just think it's insignificant to pretend to sprinkle some rain from the sky every once in a while to trick some incense offerings, but in fact many little demons have become part of the natural ecology of this world. ”
Li Yunxin sighed: "I used the Qiankun sub-mother disk to mess up the world's qi machine, but it is actually not a disaster in the world. The death of the cultivators of the Xuanmen is not a disaster in the world. The real woe...... It's the demon who died. ”
"Have you ever thought about this?"
The demons were silent, and once again looked at each other.
Naturally, they didn't think about these - even the Evil Monarch, the Nine Princes, the Emperor Li, and the Emperor Ye didn't think about it.
The theory of "ecosystem" has only appeared in the world before Li Yunxin for more than 100 years, let alone in this world? There is no problem of "overexploitation" here.
He did not ask them, but when he heard these words from him, he was stopped.
But Li Yunxin said a lot, and then paused to scan the demons - they still didn't speak, only silent.
Seeing this scene, he sighed in his heart and set his eyes on Liu Gongzan.
- I don't need to say it. I don't even need him to make any looks. Liu Laodao immediately said: "Ah...... After listening to what the Dragon King said, he was really stunned! It's just ...... What do these truths have to do with the Little Demon Protection Association that the Dragon King said?"
Li Yunxin sighed and said: "The eyes of the world only look at the strong, but few people realize that the foundation of this world is the weak. It's like if there weren't a lot of little demons living in temples beside lakes and mountains and forests to disguise their sacredness, and travel clouds and rain to benefit one party, where would there be this era of wind and rain. ”
"The same is true - if there were not a multitude of ordinary people who made up this world, what form would you have, what garments would you wear, and what blessings would you enjoy? ”
"If you allow demons to run rampant in the world. Soon the humanity will die, and there will be only mountains and beasts left in the world—and you will be able to occasionally admire the prosperity of the world and taste some meat. At that point, you'll be in the middle of the wasteland, in the company of those fools in your caves—is that the day you want?"
The demons thought about it, and immediately shook their heads and said, "Unwilling, unwilling!"
"Think about it again - he will fight for the world in the future, and it will definitely be the same as this time. Driving many demon soldiers and demons will open the way for them and fight for them. You are dead, but in the end, there are many demon kings...... At that time, you will not be able to live in seclusion in the mountains - is this the day you want?"
The demons said again: "No, no!"
Li Yunxin clapped his hands and laughed: "So since we have unified our thoughts now-Lao Liu, you can come and talk to them about this little demon protector." ”
As soon as he said this, he beckoned, and Liu Gongzan was immediately photographed by him on his cloud head.
The demons were all looking at him at this time, and their expressions were a little strange.
To know...... This was the only "person" present.
Now that he is among the demons, he talks about the "protection of the little demons", which can be described as very weird.
Although I don't know what Liu Gongzan thinks, he used to be a character walking in the rivers and lakes. Seeing people and talking about people and talking about ghosts is a necessary housekeeping skill, and the tongue is so clever that these stupid monsters don't know where to go. He arched his hand before standing in the demons now, and there was not even the slightest panic on his face. Instead, he smiled humbly and said, "You are all polite." ”
"Our Little Demon Protection Association, referred to as Little Demon Protection, is mainly to safeguard the interests of the majority of little demons. ”
"Among the countries of the Middle Continent, there are many little demons who have been transformed every year. There are a lot of them, but the survival situation is worrying. One problem is the destruction of habitats that depend on them - often swallowed up by demons. ”
"The other is that there are predators. The nearby demon king demon will not be happy to see another competitor next to him, so once he finds out, he will often immediately - click, and destroy it, so as to ensure that he can rest easy. ”
"I stumbled and stumbled over some Taoism, and I have a little self-preservation power. Either he was recruited by the Great Demon King to be a demon soldier and a demon general, and died in battle, or he was killed by some Taoist priest or swordsman passing by. It's so hard for someone like you to stumble all the way to survive and get to where you are today. ”
When Liu Gongzan said this, he sighed: "At this moment when we are talking, how many little demons have been born and how many little demons have died? When I think about it and look at the data, I feel shocked! The protection of little demons -- especially now -- is urgent. ”
"What does our association do? He coughed, "The main thing is to standardize the behavior and habits of our little demons through some rules and regulations." In this way, a strong cohesion is obtained. Recognize each other, assist each other, fight for their own rights and interests, and contribute to the stability and prosperity of the world. ”
The demons are confused. I felt like he said a lot and said nothing.
Li Yunxin applauded: "Lao Liu said it well. ”
A smarter youkai thought about it for a while, vaguely thinking it was a good idea, but he couldn't figure it out. Then he said loudly: "Hey, this person, then what good do we have?"
Liu Gongzan said with a straight face: "The benefits can't be exhausted! I'll just choose a few to say." ”
"First, you people are fortunate enough to witness the birth of the little demon protector today, so you are like-minded with me and the dragon king - we will be comrades from now on. Since he is a comrade, he can follow the dragon king for a long time in the future. Now that the troubled times are coming, wouldn't it be a great benefit to be able to save your life by the side of the Dragon King?"
The demons were stunned. This first benefit they understood.
In fact, it means that they want to become demon soldiers and demon generals of Weishui Jun. And he must abandon his former territory and run to the jurisdiction of Weishui Jun. But many of them were former self-proclaimed kings, but no one restrained them. However, now looking at the Weishui Jun Li Yunxin behind Liu Gongzan - he flicked his fingers lightly on the blade of the sword while scanning them gloomily......
Who would dare to jump out and say "not good".
I heard Liu Gongzan and said: "The second benefit is that once you enter this little demon protection, you can't do anything wrong and eat people at will." Rather, they should do more good deeds and accumulate merit in their territory. Isn't it beautiful that the population of such a territory is prosperous, and the power of incense increases, and your cultivation rises. Alas...... You need to know that the most loved and hated person in this world is Master Yan. ”
"If you are allowed to do whatever you want, you will only be happy for a while, but in the end you will end up with death, how miserable it will be. Now that you have met Weishui Jun to be your strict teacher, wouldn't it be good?"
The demons were in an uproar - what kind of bullshit was good. They came all the way here to work their lives, originally to seek wealth and danger, overthrow the Xuanmen, and enjoy the blood and food of the world. How do you know that this little demon is even more perverted than Xuanmen, and he wants them to do more good deeds!
I can't bear this anymore. Immediately, a demon king shouted, "You fart! What good is this?
Hearing this, Li Yunxin was immediately taken aback, and shouted behind Liu Gongzan: "Oh! There is a fish that has slipped through the net here! What are you talking about?! Say that you are a fellow party of the rebellious Daojun!?"
The demon king was stunned for a moment before he shouted, "What kind of party? I mean—"
"You still dare to slander the True Dragon Divine Monarch!" Li Yunxin shouted, "How can there be any reason not to kill you today!"
As soon as these words fell, the long sword in his hand buzzed out. I didn't see how the sword light went—I felt a breeze blow on my face, and the demon's body split in half and fell into the sea of fire on the ground.
Li Yunxin stretched out his hand to take the sword that flew back, and then said, "An unpleasant episode." What did you just say?"
The demons immediately shook their heads, and praised Liu Gong in unison for the cleverness of this second benefit.
At this time, they even learned Wei Shuijun's ability to turn his face as casually as eating and drinking tea...... It's just that there is not even a single sign, who would dare to touch the mold again!
Liu Gongzan stroked his beard happily and said, "This third benefit is—"
Speaking of which, he looked at Li Yunxin. He said before that this was mostly something that the two of them had discussed in Dongting Lake before, plus some of his own on-the-spot play. However, he knew Li Yunxin's intentions, and now he said it casually, and Li Yunxin was also very satisfied. It's just that when it comes to more benefits, I hesitate -
In fact, it is not good in the first place.
Li Yunxin engaged in such a thing, which was originally built on the basis of "ensuring the prosperity and continuation of humanity to have a future". For these demons, what else can they have besides obtaining incense wish power and advanced cultivation?