The bone-laden wilderness is no good place to eat, but you won't even have the strength to fight on an empty stomach. There is nothing wrong with the desolate scenery of [white bones are exposed in the wild, and there is no rooster crowing for thousands of miles].

"Wow...... Honestly, I really don't want to eat in this place. ”

Swallowing a mouth full of bread and jerky comparable to wood, Thor smacked his mouth unruly, opened the water bag and poured water into his full stomach, and the taste of the dry food seemed to be diluted.

Eating too much will slow down your movements, and a six or seven points of fullness is enough. In the current environment where the enemy may attack at any time, don't even think about paying attention to dining etiquette, chewing slowly, or anything. The elves who are always in a state of readiness do not have that kind of leisure.

Relatively speaking, leaning on the carriage without making a sound at all, Li Lin, who was chewing on the dried meat, seemed to be a little too leisurely.

For this calmness on the battlefield, the elves have no zài aversion or opinion. The powerful strength that I have witnessed with my own eyes is in front of him, as a strong person, he should naturally enjoy the special treatment of the strong, questioning Li Lin's calmness is equivalent to questioning his strength and wisdom, there must be something wrong with his mentality, or he has ulterior motives.

"Woohoo~~~~~ open your mouth and taste my sauce jerky~~~~~~~~"

The slurred grunt and the jerky stretched out in front of her eyes, and in front of the little girl's milky begging, even if the stomach was actually very full, it would be difficult for a person to swallow it, and a young woman would always be much more successful in doing this kind of thing than a stinky man to persuade him to drink, but Li Lin didn't intend to bite the jerky that bit the other end between Freya's lips and teeth.

If you bite into the jerky and eat it, you will still be alive even biologically, and from a social point of view, you will have already been killed.

Just the flesh feeling came to the front of me, and before I bit it, the back was already shot into a hedgehog by all kinds of cold eyes.

No, it's already above the cold, it's completely murderous.

[Those who leave the group will die.] 】

[Blast me, explode me, explode me, explode me, explode me. 】

[Blinded ......]

[So envious, so jealous. 】

[Guy who doesn't know what's going on.] 】

The whispered content is slipping in the direction of the curse in the most obvious way.

It is not necessarily a group of good people hugging and warming up when single men get together, it may also be a couple dying and dying together, and it is more likely that the two are originally one.

Physically fit, proficient in all kinds of martial arts and magic, with a family of wealthy or powerful relatives - at least any two of the above conditions are met, otherwise a flashbang is placed around a group of single men who like to solve problems with their fists more than with their brains and mouths, and they are destined to be prepared and awakened to lie down in a hole.

Li Lin, who almost became a victim of a bloody case because of Freya's jerky, no matter how emotional idiot he was, would not ignore the subtle and intense atmosphere around him, and he would not do stupid things that were angry and isolated, but at this time, rejecting a girl bluntly would inevitably seem ruthless, and it would be easy to be criticized afterwards.

"I'm full. ”

A gentlemanly refusal is the right solution, and a slightly weak figure seems to support the reason for refusal. However, the concern and questions of "eating less and doing things for a long time" often lead to new troubles.

"Are you really full? You may have to fight again later, don't hold on. I still have some jerky here, if you don't mind......"

Brunhill's movements are gentle, his tone is sincere, and the aura behind him is too strong, isn't it?!

"If it's jerky, it's enough here. Dear~love~of~"...,

Freya leaned over from the other side with a jerky face in her mouth, as if to say "Eat me", and the seductive expression almost touched Li Lin's cheek. The smile on his face was clearly dyed with suspicious colors, and his eyes were burning with strange fighting spirit.

The eerie atmosphere of dining under the wilderness of scattered bones is gone, and the dangerous atmosphere of women's incense continues to intensify. The well-informed young men stopped muttering strange things, and all of them were very rational to withdraw from the dangerous area where the static sparks were wandering around, and retreated to the safety line and played soy sauce onlookers.

Heartless and unrighteous guys......

Tyr sighed silently, holding back a glance at Li Lin, who was caught between the left and right bags and unable to move, and couldn't help but want to snicker.

Sophisticated magic manipulation combined with intrigue, slaying a cross-level magician, numerous thugs, and poisonous insects with ease. The young man who is so powerful is embarrassed by two close girls, and he really doesn't know whether to envy his peach blossom luck or sympathize with the victims of this terrible female disaster.

"Damn! I can't stand it!!! I put a flashbang to go somewhere else, ah!!!!h

The strange rebuke that broke out in one breath from the bottom line immediately solved Li Lin's predicament, intertwining all kinds of vigilance, dissatisfaction, and empathy (?) ...... and so on, full of connotations, looking at the outsiders who are chaotic.

Light.

The reflection of the retina is so strongly stimulated that the elves subconsciously raise their hands to cover their eyes, and what they see after adapting to the drastic change in brightness is a U-shaped hairline, and the Mediterranean Sea, which reflects the sunlight like a smooth mirror, without even oil.

Because the brain gate and the seal hall are too radiant, they are too impressive to everyone. The wrinkled flushed skin, beard, and buck teeth below the head didn't make a splash, but only came up with a "monkey" comment.

"Bald monkeys. ”

Thor turned his face and muttered something to a low note, and the other elves blamed him for his rude glance at the big man without a handle, while agreeing in his stomach.

[That's right, a bald monkey.] 】

"——! you guys are thinking about some faux pas, let's !!!!! it?"

The lewd man howled out an unkind accusation, and to the elves' little embarrassment, this accusation induced by sensitivity and suspicion was very much true.

- Completely outrageous facts to the parties.

"It's nothing, we're just enjoying the wilderness scenery after the meal. ”

Li Lin politely packaged the elves' impolite comments about other people's appearances into irrelevant soy sauce, and skillfully skimmed them off, which was echoed by the elves with a high degree of unanimity - accusations such as "rudeness" are not labels they like to put on their bodies.

Generally, when the ladder has been laid, both parties will be smart to stop. It's just that this time he bumped into a typical neurotic with a high sensitivity and suspicion index and an excess of associations, and Li Lin's insincere sophistry beneath the surface became oil poured on the fire.

"What kind of wilderness is worth seeing...... No, it's a wilderness, ahh!!!!h

"So it's all said, it's just looking at the wilderness in front of you while enjoying a smooth, dry and hard lunch of cured meats. ”

"Soul is faint!!You really did it on purpose!!You've been pulling bald since just now!!!"

The middle-aged man's face suddenly turned iron blue, and his hands painfully tugged at the hair that was barely hovering on the sparse edges of his temples.

"I'll admit it! I've been on self-hypnotherapy for almost a month [no baldness], and I was hoping to cure alopecia ......!!!."

"It doesn't matter at all, right? Anyway, even a saint with a strong faith will surely usher in the day when the holy light will shine from the top of his head, no, only by getting rid of his troubled hair can he step into the hall of a saint?

"Don't be wordy!!You're only arrogant now!!"

The middle-aged man's lowered head suddenly lifted up in high spirits, and a refreshing smile (?) that was beyond the mundane and saw through the red dust let out a wounded beast-like roar towards the young men.

"Don't think I don't know that you're muttering bald monkeys behind your back! People like you who only know how to fool around all day and don't know how to take care of your hair, your hairline will recede to the bottom after puberty! Especially you! Black-haired boy! A black-bellied guy like you will be at the top of your game all at once! If you want to laugh, laugh now! Laugh to your heart's content! Laugh at me! Laugh at me! If you don't laugh at me, laugh at me! Oh, hehehehe!!!!

The extremely noisy and chaotic super-unfolding made the elves not know how to deal with it, Li Lin knew how to deal with the situation of the onset of psychic trauma, but what obligation did he have to give the enemy a charcoal in the snow?

Li Lin has never been a good person with a spirit of selfless dedication, and there is no need to put the work of building a social moral system in front of him.

The only problem is that the atmosphere of the battle is completely messed up, and the elves are completely discouraged by the incursions that make them laugh and cry in front of them, and there is even a little inexplicable sympathy-

What is going on? Even Li Lin wanted to find out.

Fortunately, there are always key defence-solving characters who can solve the situation that cannot continue, and this time [Deus.Ex.Machina] (Note) appears from the enemy camp in order to solve the strange stalemate.

Smack——!!

The standard civilian gesture of a crisp and loud slap on the back of the bald monkey's head brought the thriller-sounding laughter to an abrupt halt.

It seems that this time it was opened in the right way......

The elves restrained their embarrassment and did not know how to deal with it, solemnity and nervousness slowly seeped out from under the young faces, and the essence of the rookie loomed through the cracks in the cracked masks.

For the first time since he had seen Li Lin use the special magic of controlling the mana, it seemed that the solemnity that would crush them came out for the first time when he was facing the enemy.

"I see, it's not just a great guy who leads the team. The others are also sharp-sensed chicks. ”

The lips that open and close constantly send out an old voice, its sharpness is comparable to a sharp blade, and the emotionless undulating tone reveals the magnetism and hardness of metal.

"The idea that you are ordinary country children - that the people who hold this wrong view, whether it be my employer or my subordinates - are all discerning and arrogant fools, and it is because they are self-righteous fools that they suffer so much that they lose their lives. ”

The faces that remained unshaken in the time of self-examination were full of the steep marks carved by the years on the cliffs full of hard-line attitudes and opinions, and they became invisibly a part of the majesty, pressing the elven boys to move.

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A small theater of commentary

Nidhogg: Huhu...... Today, Lord Li Lin is still shaking S as always, and the signboard of the ghost animal is shining!

Li Lin: Yes? I'm just telling the truth.

Nidhogg: That's a ghost, too!~~~~~ I really want to see Lord Li Lin punish people with leather shoes and whips...... Ah, don't come out with candles!

Li Lin: Am I not ready to satisfy you?

Nidhogg: I'm excited! No, it's scary! May I ask Lord Li Lin, what is a séance?

Li Lin: The Latin phrase Deusexmachina (English translation: Godfromthemachine) is translated from the Greek ?π?μηχαν?? θε?? (apòmēkhan?stheós), which means the god of the organ running out, Chinese is generally translated as the god of the stage organ, the god of the machine, the god of the machine, and the god of the siege...... Wait. In ancient Greek drama, when the plot was stuck and the dilemma was difficult to solve, a powerful god suddenly appeared to solve the puzzle and clean up the story. Using the mechanism of a crane or hoist, the inferior actor who plays the role of the god is carried to the stage. This kind of performance technique is artificial, creating an unexpected plot reversal.

Nidhogg: Thanks for the commentary!