Text Chapter 302 The Foot Shop of the Underworld
In order not to attract the attention of the ghosts, Li Chenfeng only led General Xing Shen and Cui Yu into the underworld, and the rest of the human soul swords were put into the space bracelet, and they were summoned when needed.
Seeing that there were no more flaws, the three of them took advantage of the cruising underworld to fly by, and immediately rushed out, walking through the streets of the underworld, looking at everything in the underworld with novelty.
The street is very simple and introverted, Li Chenfeng has only seen the architectural style in ancient books, and he has seen the real thing here, it seems that the ancient books cannot be fully trusted, many of them are wrong, and some of them are even more wrong.
There are many shops on the street, similar to the world, Linlin always sells everything, the floating souls are different, ancient and modern, the appearance is also very different, white, black, brown skin is also there, high forehead and deep eyes, it should be the soul of the outer land, due to the difference in etiquette, some are not welcome.
A team of blue-faced fangs of the underworld, when they saw the unpleasant soul, they stepped forward to check the road guide, the road guide was three feet long and two feet wide, Li Chenfeng did not, so he leisurely floated to the front of a shop, and wrote the words "Underworld Foot Shop", although the font was simple, Xing Shenjiang actually knew it.
"Find a better place to hide, why do you get a pedicure?"
Li Chenfeng said angrily: "The foot shop is a place to rest, the meaning of eating, drinking and lodging, not pedicure, not foot washing, net to Lao Tzu to embarrass people, talk less for a while, use sound transmission!"
"Yes, master!" General Xing disagreed.
The three of them floated in, and a fellow floated over with gratitude.
"Yo, the three newly deceased guest officers, please, there is a seat upstairs!"
Li Chenfeng is a little tired of this way of greeting, but the new dead die later than the old dead, so his knowledge is naturally higher, and he thinks it is also an honorific title for the wise, so he can only settle and float upstairs.
Although it was a private seat upstairs, there were many souls, and the three of them floated to the window position, and with a flick of the towel cloth in the man's hand, the leftovers on the table disappeared, and the chairs were neatly arranged.
"Man, your business here is not bad, the three of us just died, I don't know what to eat, let me wait and say!" Li Chenfeng pulled Cui Yu, who was at a loss, to sit down.
The guy said: "This is easy to do, let's set up a new seven banquet first, ask for a good fortune, and then have a smooth sail and good luck!"
General Xing was puzzled: "What is the New Seven Banquets? Haven't the first seven to the last period of the previous one passed?"
The guy smiled: "That's made by the family, this new seven banquet is set up by yourself, the soul has just begun, how can you celebrate it!"
Li Chenfeng said curiously: "These dishes are very rich, I don't know if they can be digested?"
The guy had a really such expression: "The three of them don't know, all the dishes are ingots and incense candles, but they can eat the taste before they were born, and they have the effect of calming the soul and calming the nerves, so you can eat it with confidence!"
"Okay, then serve!" Li Chenfeng was as good as a stream.
"Shopkeeper, a table for the new seven banquets!" the guy sang loudly.
An old shopkeeper nodded, waved his hand, and a sumptuous banquet was set on the table, full of color, flavor, and taste, just like the dishes in the world.
Li Chenfeng sighed: "It's better to be in the underworld, you don't need to invite a cook to open a restaurant!"
A thin middle-aged man at the adjacent table took over the conversation: "That's not it, I knew it was like this, the old man should have committed suicide since he was seven years old, and he wasted so many years of soul life in vain!"
The shopkeeper reprimanded: "Wang Paralyzed, it's your crooked arguments again, don't dilute the appetite of the guests!"
The king turned around stupidly, took a sip of wine, his face was still pale, and his eyes were clear, but he wanted to pretend to be drunk
Meaningful.
Li Chenfeng became interested: "Brother Wang, why don't you come over and talk about it, and teach me and other newly deceased people!"
"Okay, I don't dare to teach well, I still have experience, anyway, the three of you can't finish it......" The middle-aged man stood up and sat down with a big thorn, which was very natural.
General Xing said with a smile: "Brother Wang, how can you have the nickname of a paralyzed person? ”
Wang Paralysis poured a glass of wine and took a sip: "The old man is a paralyzed man, what kind of nickname is it, when he was seven years old, he was paralyzed by a beast car when he was playful, and he was in bed until the year before last.
General Xing was solemn: "Aren't your legs and feet quite neat? How can you be bedridden all these years?"
Wang Paralysis said with a smile: "Although the old man's body is paralyzed, but his soul is not disabled, and when he arrives in the underworld, he knows that as long as his soul is intact, all the diseases in his life will be cured without medicine, so he should die at the age of seven, and he will be at ease!"
Li Chenfeng suddenly said: "No wonder the shopkeeper said that you are a crooked theory, you are afraid of death when you are alive, who would think of committing suicide?
Wang Paralytic sighed: "Who says it isn't? But now for me, it's my family that is less dragged down, and I can be relieved and chic, and the ending is still good!"
Li Chenfeng said: "The world is unpredictable, just do your duty, what is the result, but according to the will of heaven, Brother Wang, does he often come to eat and drink?"
Wang Paralytic said proudly: "It's just a little diligent these days, it's not that the family burned paper money again, so come and have fun!"
"How do you receive the paper money burned by your family?" asked Li Chenfeng curiously.
Wang Paralysis woke up: "You just came to the underworld and don't know it, no wonder, the money burned will be sent to the Spiritual Hall of the Underworld, and then the main hall will directly distribute it to the 'death bag' of each soul, and each one will take it ......."
"What should I do if no one burns it?" Li Chenfeng's eyes were confused.
Wang Paralytic glared and said: "Unless you are beaten to the point that your soul is scattered, how can you die again, at most there is no offering, and the soul will be less frightened and calm, what else can you ......do?"
Li Chenfeng asked again: "If you can't receive the task, you will spend it?"
Wang Paralytic frowned: "There is no way, I can only hope for those that are given to lonely souls by good people in the world, and then I hope that which incense and candle shop will catch fire, and there will be more ownerless things!"
The three of them looked at each other when they heard this, lamenting that they belonged to this kind of person, they had a lot of friends, but they were all looking forward to going back, no one would burn paper money, isn't this a curse? Who dares to burn, can rush up to shoot others to death, who knows that they have cut off their own financial routes, otherwise Gu Yanqiu alone can make himself the richest man in the underworld, not to mention Mei Hanyu and them.
Li Chenfeng woke up suddenly, the news of General Xing's death had already spread, and his comrades probably gave it a lot, and his eyes glared.
"Please, hide it deep enough!"
General Xing Shen smiled bitterly and shook his head: "I'm cleaner than you, I don't believe you search!"
The king was stunned, looked around, and said in a low voice: "Brother, aren't you hurting me?
Li Chenfeng's eyes glared: "Who said that Lao Tzu entered the underworld privately, the three of us went home to save our relatives, and we were hacked to death by robbers on the road, and the family knew the bad news for at least half a year, so there was no money during this time!"
Wang Paralyzed's face softened slightly: "Startle me, I thought that when you passed the ghost gate, the ferryman didn't give you a way?"
Li Chenfeng said lightly:
"Do you think we have the ability to float through the Stygian Sea?
"Also, no one has ever successfully smuggled into the Stygian Sea, Cha Luyin is just catching the souls of those who have traveled through the present and the ancients, the old man is thinking too much!" Wang Paralysis completely relaxed.
Li Chenfeng frowned and said, "When I came over, the ferryman said that the previous road guide should be replaced with a new one, otherwise he would also go to hell." ”
Wang Paralysis shuddered again: "When did it happen? I don't know, there is no notice in the underworld......
Li Chenfeng's face was solemn: "Should it be...... Those little devils in hell have nothing to do, so they can find an excuse to pull people's souls down and make some achievements, right?"
Wang Paralysis trembled even more: "This thing has happened, but I am really wronged, this ...... Where are you going to get this......"
Li Chenfeng said with relief: "Don't worry, take it and see what the difference is with mine!"
"Yes, yes" Wang Paralytic hurriedly shuddered and took out the road from his arms, and couldn't hold it with one hand, so he could only hold it with both hands.
The road guide is also three feet long and two feet wide, and the difference is not bad, made of yellow silk, the handwriting is simple, the cause of death column is written in the three words "Shou Yuan end", there is actually a projection of Wang paralysis in the face column, it is difficult to imitate.
Li Chenfeng turned it over and looked at it, and handed it to General Xing.
"Lao Xing, what is the difference between you and ours?"
General Xing took it over and looked confused, we have to have it, it's the first time I've seen him, and it's the difference, the difference is that we don't!
Li Chenfeng said angrily: "Look carefully, not long after he died, the problem of presbyopia has not been cured yet, and the net delay is to see that Brother Wang is in a hurry!"
"Yes, yes, my brother has taken a closer look, but he can't be sloppy!" Wang was even more anxious.
Xing Shen was helpless, pretended to look at it, and handed it to Cui Yu.
"Young lady, you have good eyes, the old man can't see clearly!"
Cui Yu has not dealt with the human race many times, and the human soul is the first time, how do you know how to deal with it?
Li Chenfeng took it again, took out a road guide from his arms, and compared it together, it was exactly the same, the cause of death column was written "horizontal death", and his projection in the face column was also vivid.
General Xing looked at it in disbelief, and suddenly realized that he was passing around to cover up the hand that was stretched into his arms, which had just been refined in the space bracelet, and he couldn't help but admire the five bodies to the ground, such an unpredictable method is definitely the first in the world.
The king paralyzed asked stupidly, "Do you see the difference?"
Li Chenfeng shook his head and smiled: "You should have a few more drinks, you didn't choose, it is estimated that you usually do a lot of good deeds!"
Wang paralyzed the back of the chair fiercely: "Thank God...... I didn't say it, I'll ask for this meal, and I'll pay it back in the future, even if I don't!"
Cui Yu looked at Gongzi adoringly, he was scared half to death, and he didn't have to pay for food, no wonder the palace master was so fancy.
There will always be discordant sounds, and it just so happened that a son walked out of the private room and floated over after listening to the words of the king paralyzed.
"I thought who was so angry, it turned out to be Wang Paralyzed, you don't pay back the money you owe me, make a lot of money here, believe it or not, I will report to the underworld!"
Wang Paralytic hurriedly stood up and said, "Gongzi He, don't ...... Didn't the family just send it, for you!" he said and hurriedly handed over a money bag.
He Gongzi took it and looked at it, put it in his sleeve, and when he turned around, he saw Cui Yu, and his eyes couldn't help but light up.
"Newly dead? such a beautiful woman, the underworld is rare, it is better to go to my house to talk about it, a person has a poor soul......"
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