Chapter 13: Can't hold down the gun
Yanghao Palace.
This is Ji Ba's dormitory.
Magnificent and beautiful.
Looking up at the surroundings of the palace, Zhang Fan had a familiar feeling, as if he had been here before.
Especially the Optimus Pillar.
"Could it be the remnants of my past life?"
Zhang Fan thought to himself.
As soon as I walked into the courtyard in front of Yanghao's palace, a burst of fragrance blew in the wind, and three or five young and beautiful palace maids quickly greeted me.
Everyone's face was full of respect and fear.
Zhang Fan also had a short deal with Ji Ba, and he could still speculate that Ji Ba's usual personality and temper must be the kind of perverse and violent person, so the subordinates of Yanghao Palace are all afraid of him like wolves.
A maid asked in a soft voice, "Second son, ...... today's dinner?"
Hearing this, Zhang Fan's heart tightened.
What he had feared had finally come to life.
How the do I know what this kid likes to eat?
A gentleman like Ji Ba, there is no doubt that he can't let the kitchen have a few strings of kidneys and two bottles of beer, right?
However, he is also very human, in a hurry, and said two words lightly.
"Business as usual!"
In two simple words, whether Ji Ba likes to eat mountain delicacies or sea food, the decision is all handed over to the maids who are familiar with Ji Ba's living habits.
That shouldn't be a goof, right?
Zhang Fan couldn't help but silently praise his wit in his heart.
As usual?!
The maid was stunned for a moment.
You must know that the second son's meal, every meal is changed with new tricks, never repeated, how can it be said as before?
Because of this, I don't know how many cooks in Yanghao Palace have changed.
I still remember that last year, a certain cook really couldn't think of a new dish, so he made an old dish from two years ago, but it was eaten by Ji Ba, a guy with a bad mouth.
In the end, not only was the cook beaten to death by the guards, but the other cooks were also implicated, and Ji Ba personally cut off their hands.
Every time I think of this, the subordinates of Yanghao Palace feel terrified.
What is the second son saying as usual?
Is it the same as the last dinner?
What if it's not a supper, but a shangton?
The maid was thinking wildly in her heart, coveting her whole body, and her eyes were terrified, "Could it be that the second son is deliberately making things difficult and wants me to die?"
"Plop!"
The maid suddenly knelt on the ground, kowtowed, couldn't cry, and begged: "Second son spare his life!
Seeing this, Zhang Fan was stunned.
He didn't expect that his witty answer would make this maid scared like this.
"Ouch, is it possible that Ji Ba has a new trick every meal?"
Zhang Fan reacted quickly.
Corruption!
Zhang Fan secretly sighed.
Glancing down at the maid, Zhang Fan said lightly: "Don't panic, get up!"
The maid thought that she had misheard, raised her head, and looked up at Zhang Fan with rain, but then quickly lay on the ground again, her delicate body trembling, obviously terrified.
Zhang Fan thought for a while and said, "Today's dinner is the same as last time!"
After speaking, Zhang Fan didn't look back, and walked into Yanghao Palace under the support of a group of maids.
It took a long time for the kneeling maid to recover from her fright.
"IāI'm not dead?" the maid was surprised and delighted, "The second son didn't kill me?"
Raising her eyes to look at Zhang Fan's back walking slowly, the maid's little face was full of disbelief.
Second son...... How does it seem like a different person?
The maid vaguely felt this way.
But this is a good thing for her, so naturally she won't say it.
phoenix shoots;
Eggplant;
rouge goose breast;
Ham stewed elbow;
Steamed duck stuffed with wine;
Milk Poria cream;
lotus root flour cinnamon sugar cake;
pine goose oil rolls;
......
A table of delicacies, refreshments, candied fruits, soups, there are 24 dishes, all of which are extremely delicate and exude a tempting and mouth-watering aroma.
"Corruption, corruption!"
Zhang Fan's eyes were straight, and saliva was dripping from the corners of his mouth.
Compared with the two, the street food in the previous life, where is the thing that people eat, is simply pig food.
Swallowing a mouthful of saliva fiercely, Zhang Fan was about to feast when he suddenly found that there were no chopsticks on the table.
I don't have chopsticks when I eat, is this the rhythm that I want to grasp with my hands?
Zhang Fan's face was black at that time.
I just wanted to get angry, but I saw four maids stepping forward, holding a chopstick, or holding a bowl, or holding a spoon, or holding a scarf, and knelt beside Zhang Fan respectfully.
The maid gently picked up a piece of fragrant goose breast and gently sent it to Zhang Fan's mouth.
How old is it, and you still have to be fed to your mouth when you eat?!
Could this be the life of the rich second generation?
Zhang Fan only felt that his old face was slightly hot, but he couldn't help but open his mouth.
At this time, the sound of silk and bamboo rose up, and twelve graceful and light palace dancers came out from the side hall.
The sleeves are dancing, and the shirt is half-covered.
"Corruption, corruption!"
Zhang Fan chewed and swallowed the delicacies of the mountains and seas slowly, while admiring the dance intently, but his heart was constantly emitting silent emotion.
It seems that in addition to the word "corruption", Zhang Fan doesn't know how to describe the life in front of him.
This meal took more than an hour.
If it had been changed before, it would not have taken ten minutes at all with Zhang Fan's gobbling up of the wind and clouds.
There are twenty-four dishes on a table, Zhang Fan can't eat them all by himself, and most of them are left.
He wanted to ask everyone to eat together, but after thinking about it, he dismissed the idea again.
After all, his current identity is Ji Ba, and looking at the expressions of these maids, you can know that Ji Ba usually enjoys sumptuous food alone.
If you invite someone to sit down and eat together, it may arouse suspicion among others.
What made the maid feel quite strange was that today's second son was so well-behaved during his meal, and he didn't do anything to them, which was the first time in the world.
But due to Ji Ba's past obscenity, no one dared to express the doubts in his heart.
What's more, the sudden change of sex of the second son is also a great thing for them.
After Zhang Fan finished eating, he leaned on the golden silk bamboo couch, burped, and his eyes narrowed slightly.
The dancing and music continued.
I have to say that the music and dance in this world have a peaceful rhythm and soothing posture, and it is a bit dull to watch.
Zhang Fan almost fell asleep.
At this time, another maid approached and said, "Second son, do you want to bathe and change clothes first?"
"Good!"
Zhang Fan nodded and got up.
Under the leadership of the maid, he turned around the side hall and came to the edge of a three-zhang square bath.
The water is clear, steaming, and the air is filled with an elegant fragrance.
The four young maids were already standing beside them, and as soon as they saw Zhang Fan, they immediately walked up and skillfully untied Zhang Fan's clothes.
In a short time, Zhang Fan was already stripped naked, like a shrimp with its shell removed.
As if he had been electrocuted, Zhang Fan's whole body froze.
Oops!
I can't hold down the gun!
Who the can stand this?!
Zhang Fan shouted in his heart.
However, the maid was not shy at all, as if she turned a blind eye, dragged Zhang Fan, got off the bath, soaked in the water, her skin was like congealed fat, and her slender hands wiped her body for Zhang Fan.
Uncomfortable.
It's unbearably hard.
As a good young man who was born under the red flag and grew up in the sunshine and received a materialist higher education, although Zhang Fan occasionally thinks crankily, when he really encounters such a good thing, the whole person is actually confused.
Compared with the generosity of these stunning maids in front of him, he was a little restrained and shy, and he couldn't let go of his hands and feet.
Although, he kept hinting to himself in his heart that he was now a member of Ji Ba, a member of the feudal and corrupt aristocracy, if he showed this kind of cowardice, he was likely to be a gangster, but after all, he was still a little cowardly.
These women should often help Ji Bathing with him, right?
What if they find out that my scale is different from Ji Ba'......
Thinking of this, Zhang Fan's heart suddenly cooled by half.
"Ahem, okay, you guys should step back first, I'll just wash it myself!"
Zhang Fan gritted his teeth and said.
"Yes!"
The maid was obedient, immediately stopped, and respectfully withdrew from the bath, but still stood by the bath, waiting for Zhang Fan's orders at any time.
Zhang Fan secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Is Rao so, or is it ...... It's unbearably hard.
But Zhang Fan thought again, how to deal with the night's sleep?
Headache!
However, since he returned to Yanghao Palace, there has never been a character resembling "Madame".
Could it be that Ji Ba is so old and still not married?
Also, Ji Ba is so reckless, doesn't Wu Anhou care?
While thinking wildly, someone approached and whispered: "Second son, who do you want to sleep tonight?"
Zhang Fanxin said, here it is, the highlight is finally here.
After being entangled in his heart for a long time, Zhang Fan was full of sadness, and waved his hand: "No need!"
"No more?"
The man was stunned for a moment and looked at Zhang Fan strangely.
This is not like the style of the second son!
I only heard Zhang Fan choke up and said: "The eldest brother is newly dead, the eldest brother is like a father, I should mourn for three years, not close to women, to show mourning!"
He said so, but his body soaked in water was a little honest.