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Facts have once again proved that women are tigresses, and their buttocks are absolutely untouchable. Especially in the state that the tigress has no place to be ashamed and can only be angry, who provokes who is unlucky.

Originally, it was just a punch in the left eye, but now it's okay, the right eye has also been beaten, and the two sides are symmetrical, beautiful and harmonious.

Seeing Ye Xiaochuan staring at the eyes of the two giant pandas unique to Bashu, Yun Qiyou wanted to laugh, but he still pretended to be cold on his face. lest Ye Xiaochuan still talk about the scene he saw in the illusion.

At first, she couldn't figure out why she saw that kind of illusion, could she really be a woman like Yu Linglong?

After Ye Xiaochuan's analysis, regardless of whether it was true or not, she stubbornly believed that it was true, and what she saw was not what she thought in her heart, but the future life fate of the two people reflected by Shenshui.

This can be explained. It has nothing to do with one's own conduct. His thoughts are still pure, noble, and free from low-level tastes.

A hundred drops of water must be a hundred drops of water!

Ye Xiaochuan had two huge black blue panda eyes, not to mention how depressed he was, the little prisoner cow came over and arched him with his head, and he was also pulled aside.

He felt that since the layer of window paper between the two people had been pierced, his hands were also held, and his shoulders were leaning, everything was very harmonious and happy. I can't figure it out, everyone is an adult man and woman, and they are concubines, why can't they make further moves?

That Sun Yao and Mihezi, when did they stop when they first met Duwushan ten years ago, and they counted it with Yun Qiyou from the beginning of thinking about the cliff, how to say that it has been more than ten years, what's wrong with a little wind and rain? What's wrong?

Or an idiot who doesn't understand women.

Yun Qi wanted to discuss with Ye Xiaochuan whether he wanted to go to the Styx Sea, but found that this kid was cowering and hiding far away.

She said, "What are you doing sitting so far away, come here." ”

Ye Xiaochuan's head swayed like a lion shaking his head, and said, "No, you beat me again in the past." ”

Yun Qiyou said: "I won't beat you." Ye Xiaochuan said: "Ghost letter, you look at my eyes, you have been beaten as a protected animal, the curse is right, the two of us can't get close, otherwise we will definitely be unlucky, but I can't figure it out, why is it me who is unlucky every time?

I stole the silver, and I changed my hands. ”

Regarding the change in Yun Qiyou's habits, Ye Xiaochuan hated what he said, but he was still a little happy in his heart.

Money is his lifeline, for so many years he has never been a master of consciousness, with four volumes of heavenly books, do not think about the way of heaven, all day long to figure out how to make money, the day before yesterday just arrived at the ancient god tree, he opened an emotional training class, made a lot of money.

If anyone dares to touch his money, he will fight with whomever he wants. As for the trivial matter of being beaten into a panda, that is, it is just a matter of talking, have I been beaten by fairies all over the years and bruised all over my body? A few days ago, I was beaten by Yang Ling'er and Yang Yishuang all day long, and I was abused by Baili Kite, Xuanying, and Du Chun before, and the back of my head bulged out

A large piece, the earlobe is already obviously larger and longer than others', and the whole thing looks like a Hu person from the Western Regions.

Anyway, I was born with a lack of fighting, and I was beaten in my life, and I was abused by fairies all my life.

Who beats you up is not beaten? Why do you care about one more cloud begging ghost?

Yun Qiyou listened to Ye Xiaochuan's words, and couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.

She stood up, walked in front of Ye Xiaochuan, took out the plaster from the Qiankun bag to remove swelling and stasis, opened the stopper, and picked out a little bit in it with her fingers, ready to apply it to Ye Xiaochuan's eye circles. Ye Xiaochuan didn't think that Yun Qiyou would have such a good intention, and was ready to dodge, but under Yun Qiyou's murderous cold eyes, he had to sit still, but looking at the way he was sitting in danger, it was like there were three needles under his buttocks, how to sit and how uncomfortable, as if he was afraid that Yun Qiyou would be fierce

Send him a few more punches.

He thought too much, or rather, he was used to being abused by fairies, and there was never a fairy who approached him not to beat him.

After closing my eyes and waiting for a long time, there was no pain, and there was a slight coolness in the eye circles, and the hot eye circles were immediately relieved.

When he opened his eyes, Yun Qiyou was standing in front of him, holding the stasis ointment on his fingers, and he was smearing it on his face very gently.

Yun Qiyou saw that his eyes were open, and said while applying the ointment: "From the time I realized that now, for more than ten years, your eye circles seem to have been dark, and it has not been better. ”

Ye Xiaochuan said: "You can't blame me, who has nothing to eat and find a beating, isn't it all those tigresses?"

Yun Qiyou said: "You are a person with a bad heart, plus you have no mouth to cover, why don't those senior sisters beat others?

Ye Xiaochuan smiled, he was very self-aware of this, he ate tofu in his hands, took advantage of his mouth, and being beaten was purely an equivalent exchange.

For example, the beating in Tianchi Hot Spring, he felt that it was worth it.

took advantage of the fairy, was beaten, and can continue to take advantage of her next time.

If you take advantage of yourself and run away, then you will not let yourself take advantage of yourself next time.

Except for Xuan Ying who beat him and he had no room to fight back, the other fairies beat him, as long as he wanted to escape, no one could catch him. But it's strange that every time he takes advantage, he will be caught by the fairies and beaten up.

The fairy was relieved after beating him, so after Ye Xiaochuan recovered from his injuries in a few days, he could continue to get close to her, she knew that Ye Xiaochuan was absolutely uneasy and kind to her, but she was not disgusted.

This is the bottom line of Ye Xiaochuan's life, obscenity is superficial, he never hides it, and never really escapes punishment.

Seeing Ye Xiaochuan's obscene smile, not knowing what dirty things were on his mind, Yun Qiyou scratched the remaining white ointment on his finger and made a small white mark on Ye Xiaochuan's cheek.

"Laugh at something, you can apply it yourself. ”

After speaking, he threw a small bottle of ointment to Ye Xiaochuan.

Ye Xiaochuan didn't care, he rudely dug out a large piece of ointment and rubbed it on his eye sockets indiscriminately, not to mention how disgusting it was.

Yun Qiyou couldn't stand it anymore, so he had to step forward and grab the ointment bottle again, and reached out to gently rub it on Ye Xiaochuan's face, letting the medicinal power of the ointment penetrate into the dark green skin little by little. She said: "This is Cangyun's best elixir, a little is enough, you have too much, it is a pure waste." ”