The happy time is always very short, and the pig just howls long, like a mountain flood bursting the embankment, the demon body twitches, and is defeated.

Gao Cuilan was still unsatisfied, full of resentment: "What's wrong with the official today?

It's okay not to say this, but it suddenly made the pig Gangguan full of shame, and there is nothing more taboo for men than this, and pigs are of course no exception.

"Lady, to be honest, my husband has been restless these days, and I'm afraid something big will happen, so ......"

"Hmph~ You came late these days and went early, so you must have gone stealing. ”

Gao Cuilan was dissatisfied in her heart, her tone was slightly cold, don't look over, and don't look at the pig anymore.

"The lady is wronged, my old pig is wholeheartedly devoted to you, and the heart of heaven can be learned, why don't you use your husband's fingers to help you satisfy it?"

"Don't. Gao Cuilan squirmed to avoid the attack of Zhu Gangguan, covered it with her jade hand, and said angrily: "If Liang Ding can replace You Long, what does the slave family want you to do, why don't you use the slender jade finger to be self-sufficient?"

Beam top instead of swimming dragon?

"Hahahaha~..."

Tang Sen on the side finally couldn't help it, and pointed at the two of them and laughed.

It's okay not to laugh, but a smile suddenly makes the atmosphere of the room instantly change.

"Who?" said Pig Gang turned his head suddenly, murderous.

Someone actually spied on him and his daughter-in-law having sex, and he hasn't been found yet, which is too annoying.

He was murderous, and the nine-toothed nail rake suddenly appeared, eager to rake the person in the dark to death with a rake.

It's so embarrassing, he was discovered for a short drive, and Tianting's face made him lose it.

"Amitabha, I counted it for you, Wu Neng, your combat power is three minutes and three seconds, which is a bit short. ”

Tang Sen said the Buddha name and sighed, his expression full of disappointment.

"You're incompetent, look at the rake. Zhu Gang was annoyed and ashamed, and Tang Sen's sentence "Wu Neng" was understood by him as "incompetent".

was peeed on, and he was teased for his incompetence, how could he not be angry?

The nine-tooth nail rake shone with cold light, like a scythe from the underworld striking at Tang Sen, threatening to take Tang Sen's life.

Suddenly, a golden iron rod crossed the air, blocking the nine-tooth nail rake, and Sun Wukong appeared in shape, hehe smiled.

Fighting, he liked it the most.

"Ah~ Bi Ma Wen, I'm flashing!"

When Zhu Gangguan saw the monkey-faced Monkey King, he was immediately frightened, turned into a gust of black wind, and fled out of the window.

"Uh-huh~ monster, did you escape?" Sun Wukong smiled and caught up with the sky in an instant.

Tang Sen teleported to follow, and shouted: "Wukong, give me a hard beating, this is Marshal Tianpeng descending to earth, even if you are killed, the Jade Emperor will not blame you." ”

"Ah~ Help, the Great Sage is easy to discuss, you made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace at the beginning, but my old pig told you how to eat it. ”

Zhu Gangguan desperately escaped, but he was not as fast as Sun Wukong, and he was blocked after running a few steps, spinning in the sky.

"It turned out to be Marshal Tianpeng, you idiot still brings up the old things, see if my grandson doesn't blow up your balls. ”

Sun Wukong suddenly became angry, if it weren't for Marshal Tianpeng giving him an idea, saying that there would be a lot of delicious peach feasts, and Taishang Laojun Jindan was delicious, maybe the ending would be a different scene.

Tang Sen was watching the play on the side, although Zhu Gangguan was on the run, but it was not to the point of being killed by Wukong, and he was not in a hurry at all.

"Damn, dead monkey, don't force me to turn my face with you, my old pig is not easy to mess with. ”

The pig was just furious, and soon he found that it was useless, and he received several sticks on his face, which was more pig's head than a pig's head.

"Stop fighting, brother~ I'm not going to be able to make a mistake with my old pig! I'm about to be beaten into two pig's heads by you. Zhu Gang pleaded with a bitter face, changed his face very quickly, and changed his person in an instant.

"Aren't you quite good? Take out your ability to fight the little beauty, my old grandson hasn't enjoyed it yet!" Sun Wukong hit the sky with a stick, instantly magnified, and knocked the pig Gangguan into the sky with a stick and fell to the ground fiercely.

Suddenly the sky was filled with smoke and dust, and a large pit appeared on the ground.

"Brother~ stop, stop, why are you two old acquaintances, okay to give some face?"

The pig just crawled out of the pit with his hands on his head.

He actually surrendered!

"Amitabha, you demon pig endangers the world and bullies women from good families, how can a poor monk spare you. ”

Townsend came over and kicked Pig Gang's buttocks, throwing him a dog to eat shit.

"What kind of green onion are you, dare to kick your pig grandfather. The pig was caught off guard, got up and yelled.

It doesn't matter if Mader is bullied by a monkey, even the monk comes to get involved.

Huh~Monk?

Although Pig Gangguan was reincarnated as a pig, he was not stupid at all, on the contrary, since he became a pig, he found that pigs are actually smarter than ordinary animals.

The pig demon is no exception.

A monk appeared in front of him and made his mind spin, "Where are you a monk from, and you haven't reported your name yet." ”

He was a little worried, Guanyin Bodhisattva asked him to wait for the monk from the Tang Dynasty to go to the west to learn scriptures, and the days should be soon, it won't be the one in front of him, right?

He was a little suspicious and didn't want to go.

Learning from the West, thousands of miles away, it must be very tired, it is better to eat and drink well in this Gao Laozhuang, hug your daughter-in-law and fight the cannon.

As soon as he thought of this, he didn't think about tea and dinner, and he had premature ejaculation.

"Amitabha, a poor monk from the east. Townsend stopped abruptly and observed the reaction of the pig.

"Where is the east? What do you say?" The pig was anxious, and he was worried in his heart, he wouldn't really come from the Tang Dynasty in the east of the country.

Sun Wukong split up and slapped the pig's head on the head, making the pig's eyes appear to be full of stars.

"The Tang Dynasty from the East came to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and he didn't kneel down to call the Master. ”

Tang Sen's last sentence was roared, which reached Zhu Gang's ears, like a thunderbolt from a sunny day, making him sit down with a butt.

"Master, why did you let him call Master?" asked Sun Wukong puzzled.

I don't know when the little white dragon also came, shouting: "I'm sorry to be late, I'm sorry to miss a battle." ”

"You missed two. Tang Sen squinted at the little white dragon and said.

"Shall I make up for another shot?" said the little white dragon with a dead face.

"You think you have to make up for it, and you have no opinion on being a teacher. Townsend pointed to Pig Gang and said.

At this time, the pig's muscles were white, and he sat on the ground like a mountain of meat, with dull eyes.

Suddenly, Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared in the night sky, and the voice of the pure spirit sounded: "Pig Gangguan, don't hurry up and apprentice, follow Tang Sanzang to learn scriptures from the West, and cultivate to achieve positive results." ”

Hearing the voice of Guanyin Bodhisattva, Zhu Gangguan finally came back to his senses, his eyes were gloomy, and he said yes, which was considered to be fate.

"Tang Sanzang, Zhu Gang was originally the marshal of Tianpeng who was in charge of the 100,000 water army in Tianhe, and was demoted to the mortal for molesting Chang'e, and cast the wrong pig's fetus. ”

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, rest assured, the poor monk will definitely raise him fat. Townsend spoke.

Guanyin Bodhisattva almost stumbled, the lotus throne shook, and his heart was depressed: "Why is this Tang Sanzang more and more unrestrained?"

"The poor monk goes. With doubts, Guanyin Bodhisattva disappeared into the night sky.

"Zhu Gangguan, come here, after the name is so ugly, you will be called Zhu Bajie, and the name of the law is Wu Neng. Townsend said.

"Master, can you change your legal name, my old pig is not incompetent, and he is very capable!" Zhu Bajie was not happy and resisted timidly.

"It's quite big that you can endure, as a teacher, I remember what you just said: What kind of green onion are you, dare to offend your grandfather pig. Isn't it?"

Tang Sen approached Zhu Bajie with a pig's face, which was bad and authentic.

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