Chapter 109: Master Tiger and Sister Chi Ling (2)
Back then, when the Mizhi Li family had not yet fallen, Li Jin, a young master who was not stingy, was already a thing, he had caused a lot of troubles, kicking a widow's door, digging a desperate grave, and the most annoying thing was that he had urinated on other people's eating basins;
At that time, I didn't know that this little young master who was not a thing, where did he grow a piece of pained little fresh meat, so he insisted that the Hong family and his senior sister turned their faces and did it, and played a big drama of two daughters fighting for husbands for the people in the martial arts;
Li Chixin thought of this as if he was psychic, and his whole body shuddered involuntarily, "It seems that this tiger master is really a master who can't wait for dawn!"
Looking at the colonel who came to report to him, he said lovingly: "Yes, in the army, I don't dare to call myself a tiger general, I think I will still be called by my surname in the future, my second father is the king of Chuang, you can call me Li Jiangye, or Li Buzhi, Li Guoducheng, but you are not allowed to shout nonsense of Tiger General and Tiger General!"
Li Zicheng looked at his nephew on the side, his face was flushed with red tide first, so he turned his face away, and deliberately didn't look at his nephew who was talking loudly, "Although it is said that in today's battle, my nephew broke the siege for everyone, and defeated the victorious general "He Maniac", but it is difficult to see the madness of He Renlong on weekdays, and the tiger strength of the nephew is seen every day......
All the generals who came to express their gratitude were disgusted by the shameless Li Buzhi in front of them, and everyone even forgot that there was a small school that was not sent away.
Xiao Xiao looked at the tiger master embarrassedly, only to feel that his stomach was turning over the river and the sea vigorously, fortunately the boy's skill was not broken, so he barely suppressed the gushing in his chest, and reported again: "Qiqi Li Jiangye learned that there was a monk outside the camp who asked to see him, and the villain asked him what was the matter, and he only said that he would naturally say it when he saw the general." ”
Chairman Li Chixin, who was also a powerful character who burned incense on the first day of the Lunar New Year, said: "Didn't you meet the great monk who came to invite yourself again and go to the temple to burn high incense and pray for blessings and avoid disasters?"
Of course, he couldn't talk casually about what he thought in his heart, he nodded calmly, "Got it, let him in!"
The reporting colonel was just about to turn around and go to the camp gate to give an order, when he heard the tiger master shouting again, "Stop!"
The little colonel hurriedly turned around, and listened to Li Chixin's instructions to him: "Remember not to let anyone bring weapons into the camp, lest thieves be mixed in the camp and plot against my second father!"
The general of the battalion looked at this performance blankly, and for a while worship and contempt flew together, the little stars danced with disdain, and the spittle stars outside the Chinese army's tent were flooded.
A young monk was brought to Li Chixin, he folded his hands and bowed, whispered the Buddha name "Amitabha", and then took out a book from his arms and presented it.
Li Chixin opened the letter and saw that it was written with the words "Little Monk Yuantong Baibai", and hurriedly searched for the memories of the past, but the people who interacted with him were some high-ranking monks of the Shizi generation, what is the name of Shi Wukong, Shi Bajie, etc., the most famous ones are also called forever honest or something, and when you look at the word Yuantong, you know that it is a fake monk.
He felt that he didn't need to open the letter, and that he would drive this liar away first, and was about to order someone to coax out of the camp the fake monk who had cheated on eating, drinking, and chastity.
Li Chixin took half a step forward, and when he saw that the generals in the camp didn't pay attention to him, he patted his head in fear, and muttered in his heart, "Brother 'Wave', weigh me this fake monk who cheats on eating and drinking; Also, check whether the little monk Yuantong who wrote to me is from the nursery or Dutch department; and how did my personal information leak?"
The system in my head flickered, indicating that the system was starting, please wait......
Glancing at the monk in front of him, Li Chixin became interested. He looked up and down at the young monk who had come to write the book, he was about the age of his early twenties, although he was not as tall as himself, but very stocky, under the thick eyebrows and big eyes, he had a garlic nose the size of a scale, very much like the eldest brother who 'actually refused to shoot this game ......advertisement before', he was wearing a patched black straight jacket, a ring knife hanging from his waist, carrying a simple strong bow, and more than 20 feathered arrows stuck in the quiver.
Seeing that the 'wave' was still slowly and leisurely starting, he accosted the monk and said, "Why don't you see a fragrant scar on your head?"
In Li Chixin's impression, the liars don't look like lecturers and professors, but they are generally good sprinters who are also long-distance runners, and the only way to identify them is that these scammers are afraid of pain, and when they pretend to be moral and noble people, they don't dare to burn an incense scar on their heads, with this level of dedication, it is not easy for me to say that I love you.
Li Chi thought about the famous Tallinn Martial Arts School, so he asked him with a smile: "The little master is probably not a monk of Lan Xiang, why haven't I seen it?"
The monk replied proudly: "The little monk was originally a monk in the Shaolin Temple of Songshan. Last month, because His Majesty twice sent people to invite my master, Elder Yuantong, to come to Beijing to preside over the Golden Wheel Dharma Meeting to protect the country and protect the people, and pray for rain, the little monk and several brothers had just returned to the Monastery with the master, so the general had never seen the little monk. ”
Li Chixin laughed secretly, and said in his heart, "I know that the liar in the world is a family, and if you don't make a high-ranking monk who interprets words, you are not professional!
In his heart, he was despising other people's unprofessionalism, and he didn't think that Sister Zhiling's cold voice echoed in his head, "Xiansen, I want to say that it is probably the lack of knowledge that limits your imagination! Because after the flower planter became a monk, the name of the layman was no longer called, and all of them were changed to the surname Shi, and the suffix was his legal name. ”
Li Chixin just wanted to scold, "You are capable!"
But I heard Sister Zhiling explain unhurriedly: "For example, Shi Yong, Shi Chengcheng, Wu Kong, Shi Bajie, etc., who once burned high incense for Xiansen, Shi Chengcheng, Shi Wukong, Shi Bajie and so on. And this surname is derived from Shakyamuni Buddha, which means a disciple in Shakyamuni. ”
Without any scruples about Li Chixin's nosebleed being so angry with herself, Sister Chiling said with a divine mending knife: "Accept him or subdue me, Xiansen can advance and upgrade!"
In the soul, Sister Chi Ling's seductive voice gradually faded away, and the anger in Li Chixin's heart gradually rose, but there was still a big brother in front of him who asked him to play a game to pass away, so he settled down and said......