Cricket talks about this book in the simplest words, which can be regarded as a reminder to friends, let's read it as an essay. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

First of all, friends who love to watch "Xiaobaiwen", please don't delay your time. Here, Xiaobaiwen refers to the brain-dead mode, the kind of lower limit of the IQ show, which is manifested as a number of episodes of slapping people in the face and stepping on people, flooding, and the plot is repetitive, the villains are all idiots, the protagonists are invincible everywhere, and the beauties are all.

Crickets don't have the ability to write such books, friends who love to read this kind of books, crickets don't dare to delay your time.

Second, the emotional description of this book is indispensable, even more important. Friends who simply like to watch upgrades fight monsters (in that case, it is actually more hilarious to play games), crickets do not dare to delay your time.

Third, friends who like to watch funny language, such as gags, open-mouthed Internet language, nonsensical quotations, and other styles, crickets will not dare to delay your time.

Also, crickets are both authors and readers. When the cricket sees which book the protagonist in the book sees a beautiful woman with a pig face, touches his nose and smiles, what a bad smile shakes his hair, what a beautiful male protagonist loves flowers and flowers blooms, and so on and all kinds of powerless or improper behaviors (these are basically either the protagonist follows the beauty behind the farts and sings about conquest, or inexplicably a bunch of women and flies follow the protagonist like blood and shout I have been poisoned by you, everything is like this, crickets are going to abandon the book, what do friends think?)

After saying this, and then lightly others, it was also asked before, so I will explain it here.

First, as an urban Xiuzhen text, why the protagonist has no ability to cure diseases. The reason is simple, because there are too many people who write about it, and almost every urban cultivation ability text has a plot where the protagonist will heal the disease. It looks good to write like this, and the plot is also very good to write and flattering. But it's too flooded, so crickets don't want to write. (If you still write like this, you will waste your own time, and the harmful readers will waste it with you)

Second, the protagonist joins a mysterious national organization, which is full of masters and has a chief, why is there no such setting? Not to mention readers, even I, an author, are tired of looking at it, so this can't be had. (Hello Chief, Goodbye Chief!) The main character of this book also joins the officer, but that's completely different.

Third, why are the strong people other than the protagonists in this book not Gu Wu (returning heaven and earth Xuanhuang) and the supernatural (either red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, purple, or wind, fire, thunder, lightning, water, earth, and engineering), ditto, and it is also written indiscriminately, so I don't want to use it (it's really "ancient" martial arts, people wrote it like this ten years ago, do you say it can not be "ancient"?)

Furthermore, for readers and friends, crickets have been classified, as long as they are the following categories:

1. The benefactor of the Peking Opera Company and the storytelling field has a cool temperament, wide hands, and loves to drink in addition to rewarding, and the table is patted, "Good!

2. The idlers who watched the art on the street, watching the artist's set of kung fu play was really hard, so he threw a steel jumper into the bowl of the gap, and said: "Come, listen to the sound, and be auspicious!"

3. Pick up the bowl and eat the meat, put down the chopsticks and scold the diner. "Do you sell salt?"

4. Tourists passing by. Gently I go, just as softly I came. I don't wave my sleeves, and I don't take away a cloud.

5. Crushes. "I love you, but you'll never know. Every day, I will silently come to see you, but I am not at the starting point, let alone in front of you. ”

These five types of friends constitute the five elements world of gold, wood, water, fire and earth. Of course, for the first type of friends, the cricket has to say, "Towering!"

Well, in order not to take up too much space, this time I will talk about it first, and you can comment or leave a message if you have any questions. In addition, thank you again for always supporting cricket, you are the source of power for cricket to persevere.

Friends who have watched the cricket complain, if you feel uncomfortable, you can spray, and the cricket ear will mention the face (must be taken very seriously, and will definitely not "touch the nose and smile")