Chapter 14: Windfall
Li Bai, who was lying on the bed, was a little panicked, he didn't sleep well all night, and his head was always entangled, a year later, whether the young lady of the Xue family would castrate herself.
won her, married her back as a daughter-in-law, disobeyed, and spanked her every day.
Forget it, this is a dream and a waste of time, Li Bai turned over, changed to a comfortable position and lay down again, but it could not alleviate the worry that rose from the bottom of his heart at all.
"Hurry up, take everything down, and send it to a few rooms to the east to put it in place. ”
"You idiot, your hands and feet are lighter, this is the little master's baby, it's broken, see if I don't cut you to death"
There were people coming in and out of the yard non-stop, and it had been noisy for a long time, Li Bai couldn't lie down anymore, got up listlessly, pushed the door and walked to the courtyard.
"What's that?"
The whole yard was filled with all kinds of miscellaneous things, chairs, beds, clothes, quilts, and even flower pots, birdcages, stone carvings, and the most amazing thing was that there was a pig! It was not a small pet pig in his hand, it was a big black fat pig that seemed to be about 300 pounds.
"Hello young master!" The busy people in the courtyard saw Li Bai standing at the door, and hurriedly stopped what they were doing and said hello in unison.
"Li Erbai, you idiot, get out of here immediately!" A hoarse roar pierced the silence of Luoxia Peak at noon, startling countless wild birds.
Li Erbai, who was pouting his ass and was about to go up the tree to dig out bird eggs, heard a stirring sound, and hurriedly ran to the courtyard on the mountainside, muttering as he ran.
"Boss, you're finally out of bed!"
Since he forced away the people from the Xue Government and the Xuantian Sword Sect in the Luoxia Peak Hall a few days ago, Li Bai has returned to his small courtyard, except for his father who came to see him once, Li Bai's life has not changed much.
However, Li Erbai has been too diligent these days, and he keeps reporting the latest gossip news in the sect.
There was also an endless debate in the Fengqing Gate about what happened in Luoxia Peak, and many people also complained about Elder Li Feng's concealment of the quota and causing such a big trouble. However, the most anxious thing is how to organize this selection meeting, after all, it is a matter of responding in front of the Xue Government and the Xuantian Sword Sect. There is only one year before and after, and it has to be carried out intensively, and the only good news is that the main door of Fengqing Gate is out of the customs, and as for how to deal with Elder Li Feng and Li, it is natural to wait for the door master to come out.
The matter of Li Bai has also been rumored, in general, many people are skeptical of Li Bai's initiative to turn things around, but fortunately, in the past few years, Li Bai has been immersed in cultivation, and his relationship with other people in the sect has also been estranged a lot, and for the time being, no one has come to Luoxia Peak to disturb him.
In a few days, sure enough, the results came, all the sects and factions participating in the selection conference can choose to send a disciple before the foundation building to participate, Fengqingmen as the organizer and contributor to the quota this time, in addition to Li Bai, who must participate, you can also choose another one.
The sect suddenly quieted down, except for those who arranged the tasks of the conference, all those who had the hope of competing for places all seized the time to cultivate, and those who had already successfully built a foundation and were not qualified also urged their juniors to cultivate, hoping to seize that faint hope and change their lives.
Law enforcement elder Li Tianyi didn't know what kind of mentality, so he asked his son to move in with Li Bai. And Li Bai's father, Elder Li Feng, naturally agreed without thinking about it, completely ignoring Li Bai's feelings, and he didn't know what kind of medicine these two old guys were selling in the gourd.
"Before Erbai arrived, the house was already jumping with chickens and dogs, and he would still practice a fart in the future," Li Bai stood at the gate of the courtyard and muttered secretly.
"Boss, boss---" From far and near, Li Erbai's unique immature voice kept ringing excitedly, and after a while, a round ball broke into Li Bai's courtyard.
Li Bai cast his eyes on the courtyard gate.
Li Erbai, can you still have a snack, seeing that the fat guy who was wearing a flesh-colored shirt and pants today is a big meat ball, Li Bai can't even bother to scold him.
"Boss, you're finally up" Li Erbai said flatteringly beside Li Bai, "Look, I moved all my things here, and I won't go back to Fengqingfeng in the future."
"You're embarrassed to say, what's the matter with that pig?"
"That's my pet, Chubby"
"You also have to keep pigs as pets, don't you just look in the mirror more often? ”
"Hahaha, how can that be, I'm not a pig"
"You're not a pig yet, look at what you've gotten fat"
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After a day of noisy, Li Erbai's things were finally settled, and the few rooms on the east side of Li Bai's small courtyard were full.
In the evening, looking at Li Erbai, who was eating at the dinner table with his mouth full of oil, Li Bai was a little hesitant, recently, Erbai Tie must have lived in his own small courtyard for a long time, and whether he should tell him about the first military academy in the world in the jade card, but he was afraid that his mouth would not be able to control it.
"Brother Bai, I'm full. On the other side, Li Erbai wiped his mouth with his sleeve, burped, and said angrily.
"Okay," Li Bai replied a little absent-mindedly.
"Brother Bai, you're still worried about betting" Li Erbai saw that Li Bai was a little distracted, and asked tentatively.
"It's a little," Li Bai replied in a worried whisper.
"Brother Bai, I think you are worried about nothing, and when the time comes, you will take off your pants, and I think that Miss Xue is embarrassed to come up and castrate you" Li Erbai said categorically, patting his chest as he spoke, looking full of confidence.
"Look at what you can get, if you're full, get out when you're full!" Li Bai scolded angrily, thinking, it won't be you when the time comes.
"Okay, boss, then I'm going to sleep, I'm a little sleepy after a busy day. ”
"You're busy,,"
"Let's tell him when I have a chance in the future", Li Bai looked at the back of Li Erbai dragging back to the room, and thought alone.
After sitting for a while, Li Bai also got up and went back to his room, and naturally someone came to clean up the dishes and chopsticks.
On the secluded Luoxia Peak, there is an exquisite courtyard, and after a noisy day, it seems to have swallowed countless treasures, and finally closed its eyes and quieted down in the night.
Suddenly, a white light flashed out of thin air.
At the back of the courtyard there were three thatched houses, and in front of them there was an open space, and in the middle of the open space was a flower bed, and in the flower bed was a small tree with a crooked neck.
Yes, it is Li Bai's No. 1 Military Academy in the world.
The probe looked at the east house, Li Erbai had a sound of snoring intermittently, Li Bai shook his head, and then walked through the open space in front of the thatched house as usual, as usual, he still had no clue about how to repair the injured Divine Realm auspicious tree in the middle of the clearing.
However, after coming many times in a row, Li Bai found that the room on the west side of the thatched house could allow him to fall into meditation faster, and when he cultivated his aura, his body was not as tired as usual, so he moved the only futon in the middle hall to the west house and used it as his new practice room.
I don't know how long it took, Li Bai took a long breath, took the thirty-six caves of Tianjin Dan Dao Method's qigong practice, and carefully felt the lower body, although the total amount of true power did not increase significantly, but the purity seemed to have condensed a few points.
The No. 1 Military Academy in the world is still somewhat useful, Li Bai thought silently.
": Whew--Whew--", followed by the sound of releasing water.
Something broke in, Li Bai frowned, couldn't care about his legs that were still a little numb, hurriedly got up, and ran in the direction where the voice came from.
As soon as I came out of the door of the thatched house, I saw a short, round and black thing that seemed to be lying on a flower bed in the open space in front of the house, and seemed to be carrying a hind leg.
Li Bai stepped forward, but he didn't see what it was, he had already flown up and put a foot on the butt of that thing.
A terrible scream of a pig resounded through the sky!
It was Li Erbai's big fat pig called Chubby.
The guy who was kicked looked back unwillingly, who dared to be so cruel to himself, but when he saw Li Bai's murderous eyes, he immediately turned his head and fled.
Li Bai still had the mind to take care of it, so he anxiously lowered his head to check the auspicious tree, and checked it carefully, the auspicious tree was still the same, but there was obviously a large puddle of water stains at the root of the auspicious tree, and there was a burst of unpleasant smell of urine, and there were obvious mud marks on the fork of the tree that fell sideways.
Could it be that the fat pig just now put his hind legs on this place to pee?
This dead two white, raise a pig, and learn to pee on people's legs, if the auspicious tree has three long and two short, see if I don't fry your fat pig in the oil pot seventeen or eighteen times.
After observing for a while, he found that the auspicious tree had not changed much, and Li Bai couldn't stand the smell anymore, so he got up and went back to the thatched hall.
Just as he was about to return to the West House, out of the corner of his eye, he saw that the painting on the far right of the hall was flashing red, and it was the picture with the auspicious tree.
It's red light, it's not good, is there something wrong with the auspicious tree?
Li Bai hurriedly rushed forward and pointed out the image of the green tree below. A few more lines immediately appeared next to it.
Divine Realm Auspicious Tree (Seedling).
Skill: Condense the aura of heaven and earth and turn it into spiritual liquid, which can promote cultivation after taking it.
Status: Injured, (Doused with an unknown liquid, recovering).
Li Bai wiped his eyes and looked at the last line again.
Haha, sure enough, there are a few more words in the last line, "Watered by an unknown liquid, recovering", you finally began to recover, it turns out that you like pig urine, enough to manage enough, it's no problem to soak you in pig urine.