Chapter 114: Lang Rides a Bamboo Horse (3)
From Xuanniao's point of view, it is really natural and blameless to send me back who took mine, and gave birth to me after eating mine.
It's a pity that Wei Yiyi and Gui Yuan can't think like this, at this moment, their stomachs have risen slightly, and the discomfort has become more and more intense, only to feel bitter in their mouths, and they are bored in their chests.
Gui Yuan almost blurted out a sentence of MMP, she was just put on a hat by Senior Brother Wang who couldn't give birth, and in a blink of an eye, Senior Brother Zhu diagnosed a happy pulse. I don't know if the melon will ripen and fall after October, will it be a human being or a meat egg, and will a birdman jump out after splitting?
However, after all, she was a person who had read physiology and hygiene, and soon had countless questions about this kind of pregnancy.
You must know that the human race and the Xuanniao belong to the class of mammals and birds respectively, how can this bird be able to cross the reproductive isolation of thousands of mountains and rivers and create such a miracle? Not to mention that this egg is eaten directly, and the digestive system and reproductive system are not connected to each other at all, can it still implant in her stomach, or quantum jump into the uterus?
The more I delved into it, the more interesting it became. I and my sister shared the same bird's egg, so what are the children born? Twins? or half-siblings?
What if more people ate it? How much can a bird's egg be diluted and still work?
Just when Guiyuan's thoughts were galloping, and he almost wanted to dedicate himself to science and lay an egg to study, Wei Yiyi had been frightened by this terrible possibility.
Senior Sister Xiao Gui hugged her stomach lovingly, as if she was smiling but not smiling, and she looked very unreliable. She had no choice but to turn to Senior Brother Zhu for help, but she didn't know how to open her mouth when the words came to her mouth, and big tears gently slid down her cheeks.
Zhu Rihe's heart was like being hit hard by a sledgehammer, and he panicked instantly, but at the same time, a wave of pride surged up, and he hurriedly said: "Don't be afraid, I will never ignore you." ”
There is no ambiguity in what he said, Gui Yuan and Wei Yiyi were stunned, but Mu Tou agreed, and said loudly: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, he is responsible." ”
Zhu Rihe, who took the blame for no reason, hurriedly explained: "Most of the remaining Xuanniao bloodlines in the world are not pure, and the Yunshan Upper Courtyard is just a spectacle. If it is really the egg of the ancient Xuanniao, how can it be casually obtained by you. ”
"What's more, I clearly remember that the legend of the Xuanniao sending children is not true, and the eggs of the Xuanniao may have the effect of helping to conceive, but it is definitely not eaten like this. Don't worry, sisters, I'll look up the books. If I don't succeed, I can also ask an immortal master who is proficient in medical skills in the alchemy room to help, and I will never let my junior sister have an accident. ”
As soon as she heard that she was going to invite an immortal master, Wei Yiyi's tears became even more anxious.
Gui Yuan suddenly thought of a possibility, and said to himself: "Could it be that she is not pregnant, but parasitic? But such a big rejection reaction is not scientific." ”
There are also several types of parasitism. For example, the queen bee will actively lay its eggs in the spider's body, and after the larvae hatch, they will feed on the flesh and blood of the host.
In addition, there are also more passive, such as Fushou snails contain a large number of parasites, if they are eaten without being thoroughly cooked, these parasites will be transferred to the human body, and even invade the brain all the way from the digestive tract. The same goes for the famous pork tapeworm.
Evolution is so wonderful that these weak parasites can host powerful humans, and instead of killing them, the digestive juices in the human body will help these parasites to move on to the next stage of growth.
In the case of the birds, unless they are blind, they will not choose humans as the host of their offspring. In comparison, Gui Yuan felt that it was much more likely that they had eaten half-cooked eggs and then contracted parasites.
It's a poignant story of a bird giving birth across races and genders, and it instantly turns into a hardcore bug invasion. Gui Yuan said his guess with a bitter face, and succeeded in making the other two people turn pale as well.
However, parasites are usually very low-key, and those that cause a strong rejection reaction from the host at an early stage, such as the eggs, have little chance of surviving beyond three generations. This made Gui Yuan feel very puzzled.
Mu just spit out a lot of books and jade slips from his stomach, and the three of them worked together to find them, but there was no result for a while, during which Wei Yiyi and Guiyuan both vomited and diarrhea, which was already a serious reaction that rarely occurred for monks.
Zhu Rihe hurriedly said: "There is a difference between men and women, and it is inconvenient for me to carefully examine the junior sisters." Have you ever learned how to look inside yourself?"
A word woke up the person in the dream, the first cultivation method that Gui Yuan learned was actually this method of internal vision, and she had knowledge of anatomy, which was more advantageous than ordinary monks, and she could have insight into her own internal organs.
She immediately sat down cross-legged, her heart was facing the sky, and she began to look at her body, and only after a cup of tea did she open her eyes, and said with a tangled face: "The size and shape of the fetal uterus are normal, the shape is not expanded, and the inner wall is smooth and abnormal. There is an abnormal aura entanglement in the viscera, and the Yangming Sutra is particularly chaotic, with qi depression and disharmony, and the liver and spleen conflicting. ”
In the medical terminology of a previous life, it is intestinal spasm and intestinal flatulence after being stimulated by external stimuli.
If it's a little more popular, it's probably that it's a bad stomach.
At this time, Zhu Rihe also slapped his thigh, "I found it." The eggs of the Xuanniao are full of vitality and aura, which helps to protect the fetus and helps to conceive and protect the fetus. However, it should not be eaten raw, causing diarrhea, there is no medicine to solve, and it will heal itself in three days. ”
He kept a straight face and tried to make himself look serious, "The two junior sisters have an upset stomach, it should be because the vitality contained in the eggs is too strong. In this way, the mixed vitality and aura that have not been refined and sorted out will be eaten in the stomach, and there is no spiritual fetus to conceive, and the void will not be replenished, which will promote and stimulate the operation of the viscera. ”
"Well, the effect is about the same as eating three catties of croton and three catties of soybeans. ”
The wood grinned, and his voice was loud to mend the knife: "Xuanniao eggs, baa Eaten raw, baba baba. ”
In the eyes of the girl who exuded a cold and murderous aura, Zhu Rihe finally closed his mouth and hugged his head and fled away. After a short half a day, he sent Mu to each of the junior sisters to send an urgent copy of the exercises, which is said to be able to relieve the pain and reduce the symptoms, so that they will not really have to suffer for three days.
At that time, Gui Yuan was sitting on the toilet for the fourth time, and his legs were a little weak.
Sure enough, the senior sisters in the upper courtyard are prescient, no matter how beautiful the fairy is, as long as they still eat fireworks in the world, the posture of the five grains when they are reincarnated will not be wonderful.
The exercises sent by Zhu Rihe are very right, and they can be called women's friends, and Gui Yuan gave him a big thumbs up in his heart.