Chapter 184: Beer and cigarettes, mana is boundless
The arrival of Xu Que made the mood of many scholars present drop to the bottom all of a sudden. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
A person who can casually make ten famous poems that can be passed down through the ages, actually says that what he is best at is actually making pairs, which can't make people live!
Of course, those scholars who think that Xu Que has no talent and rely on plagiarism are sneering!
Including Zhao Gongzi, he has already seen through that Xu Que has no talent in his belly, and the artistic conception of those ten poems is fundamentally different, and he knows that it is made up at a glance.
But you can't make a pair, what tests the real talent is the real talent, and even requires on-the-spot intelligence!
Therefore, Zhao Gongzi at this moment, a pair of eyes that were originally indifferent like frost, have more banter in them at the moment.
He believes that as long as he is right, he will definitely be able to expose the true and humble side of this "Li Bai".
"Li Gongzi, where did you just go? This palace still thinks that you will say goodbye!"
At this time, Mrs. Ya opened her mouth with a smile, and the appreciation revealed in her beautiful eyes was almost undisguised.
However, for the old driver Xu Que, this kind of look often means that there is a show, looking at Mrs. Ya's magnificent part, he smiled seriously: "Mrs. Ya is too worried, just go out for a walk and go to the rain to find the true meaning of life!"
"Giggle...... Li Gongzi is so Yaxing!" Mrs. Ya laughed and trembled!
Everyone present stared at each other, and their hearts burned with jealousy.
The appearance of a young woman like Mrs. Ya can be said to be unparalleled in the imperial city, and she is the only object of many young scholars' dreams in the long night.
But because of Mrs. Ya's identity, no one dares to be contaminated at all!
Now seeing that Mrs. Ya unabashedly showed her appreciation for Xu Que, many people felt as if their women had been robbed, and their hearts were jealous and resentful.
Including Zhao Gongzi and others, they couldn't help but have cold eyes.
Xu Que behaved lightly, under the murderous gaze of everyone, he leaned against the gate of the hall, his body maintained a perfect diagonal curvature, took out a pack of cigarettes from his arms, and put one in his mouth!
"Smack!"
With a snap of his fingers, a wisp of fire sprang out from his fingertips, lit the cigarette, and swallowed the clouds and puffed out the mist.
The next moment, I took out a bottle of beer out of thin air, and drank it with my head up, full of enjoyment and happiness!
......
Everyone in the audience was stunned, what the hell is this guy doing?
And the thing that you drink, which looks weird and weird, but has a rich malt flavor?
"Brother Li, what's that thing in your mouth?" Tang Liufeng was also very curious.
"Poof!"
Xu Que suddenly squirted out of his mouth with a mouthful of wine, glared at him and said angrily: "Contain your sister! Tang Bohu, can you speak, this is called a cigarette." Beer and cigarettes, the mana is boundless, do you understand?"
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When everyone heard this, their faces immediately turned black.
Beer and cigarettes, boundless mana?
Does this guy know what it means to be a pair! It's not about fighting, it's actually using strange things to bless himself with mana!
Zhao Gongzi also sneered and shook his head: "Grandstanding, I don't know what to say!"
Mo Yunshang also looked disdainful, and looked at everyone: "Everyone, let's start doing it right, don't pay attention to some laymen!"
When everyone heard this, they also came back to their senses and nodded, after all, today is a banquet, not to see that "Li Bai" funny!
Mrs. Ya looked at Xu Que curiously, including some female scholars, who could also see it.
I don't know why, I just feel that Xu Que, who is leaning against the door, swallowing clouds and spitting fog while looking up and drinking, is particularly handsome and charming!
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be forced, and rewarding forty points of pretending to be forced!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be forced, and rewarding sixty points for pretending to be forced!"
Xu Que also echoed the system prompt sound in his mind, earning back the cost of a pack of cigarettes.
This cigarette is a good thing!
This beer is even better!
The so-called "100 poems of Li Baibei's wine", today I Xu Que is beer and tobacco, and the mana is boundless.
Listening to the hint of pretending to be successful in his ear, Xu Que was even more nervous, took a puff of cigarette with a cheap expression, and then actually spit out smoke rings at Mrs. Ya and her maids in front of everyone.
Sudden ......
The smoke ring was actually still heart-shaped, and under Xu Que's control, it slowly floated in front of Mrs. Ya.
Slip it off!
Mrs. Ya gently inhaled the heart-shaped smoke ring, the taste was a little choking, but it made people even more inexplicably excited.
Moreover, the smell of smoke seems to be mixed with the smell of the talented "Li Gongzi" in front of her, and this novel experience suddenly makes Mrs. Ya feel a little fluttering all over her body.
But at this time, who still pays attention to Xu Que's strange style of cigarettes and beer!
Saying that the following is to be a pair, all the scholars in the hall have already put their minds on the couplet, and everyone is thinking about when to take out some of the "absolutes" they have thought of, and make it difficult for the scholars present.
A scholar took the lead in standing up and said confidently: "I happened to think of an uplink a few days ago, so let's throw bricks and lead the jade today, you listen well." ā
He paused for a moment and said loudly: "The sky is against the earth, the rain is against the wind, the continent is against the sky, the mountain flowers are against the sea trees, and the red sun is against the sky!"
When the words fell, everyone was stunned.
Immediately, they all frowned and thought hard.
This pair looks loose and simple, and it seems that there are more things that can be right, but there are rules to follow in each sentence.
Originally, some scholars who believed that they had some talent planned to stand up and "offer ugliness", but as soon as they heard the specific content of this pair, they all stopped and shook their heads, smiling bitterly.
Seeing that few of the scholars present seemed to be sure of this pair, Zhao Gongzi raised the corners of his mouth, and almost didn't think about it, so he responded lightly: "The river is against Han, green is against red, Yubo is against Lei Gong, Yanlou is against the snow cave, and the Moon Hall is against the Heavenly Palace!"
Everyone was taken aback, and then praised again and again: "Wonderful, wonderful!"
"It's worthy of Zhao Gongzi, he thought of the next link so quickly!"
"That's a wonderful pair!"
The scholar who came out of Shanglian also nodded, and arched his hand: "Zhao Gongzi is really talented, and he is ashamed of himself!
Zhao Gongzi smiled faintly and didn't respond, full of force!
"Springs to stones, stems to branches, bamboos to silk, pavilions to water pavilions, parrots to cormorants. At this moment, Xu Que, who was standing at the door, spit out a cigarette and lightly responded to the next sentence.
Everyone in the audience was stunned for a moment and was shocked.
I'll go, this guy is really good at pairs!