Chapter Seventy-Four: Let's Go
After finding a secluded inn in South Korea for half a month, Jiang Lili felt that he had recovered his vitality, and he got out of bed and practiced the knife for a long time, but he only felt that his cultivation was still not growing at all, and he was immediately a little annoyed, and kicked and broke a pot of flowers placed in the yard.
"Look at you, what are you doing kicking my flowers? Cheng Ru was eating a bowl of noodles with a slurp, and after listening to the movement, he hurriedly greeted him, holding the pot of flowers with a very distressed face.
"Isn't it just a pot of flowers? Is it worth it? Could it be that you still want to live here for the rest of your life?" Jiang Lili snorted coldly, turned his head and walked into the room.
"That's not what I said," Cheng Ru took care of the pot of flowers and followed Jiang Lili to reason with him, "Look at it, these flowers and plants are also alive, they were originally alive, what do you have to kick them for? You can't be much better after kicking this one." Whether it is flowers and plants, you see the ants crawling on the ground, the sparrows flying in the sky, they are also flesh and blood... β
Somewhat annoyed by Cheng Ru's toss, Jiang Lili turned his head and sneered: "Cheng, great good man, if you have the ability, don't eat fish and meat in the future, you can go to your mouth if you have life? Not to mention fish and meat, this melon and fruit are also alive, don't eat it! It's better not to even eat rice, starve you dog!"
Cheng Ru was dumbfounded, and defended in a very weak tone: "Look at it, you can't say that it's not, this thing is a natural selection... β
"It's done, don't say it. Zhang Wei hugged the wine gourd and said to Cheng Ru with a smile: "Can you reason with Jiang boy? You can reason with an unreasonable person, which is the most unreasonable thing! It is better to save saliva and use it to moisten your throat." By the way, do you still eat that bowl of noodles? If you don't eat itγγγγγ β
", I know you're thinking about my bowl of noodles and don't have a good mind!" Cheng Ru waved his hand at Zhang Wei, ran over with a cigarette and continued to sip his noodles.
Zhang Wei laughed twice, touched the messy beard under his chin, turned his head and looked at Jiang Lili when he was about to speak, Jiang Lili said coldly: "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person!"
Zhang Wei smacked his lips, thinking to himself how could he, a peacemaker, become a wicked person? After thinking about it for a long time, he didn't understand, lowered his head and continued to eat and drink.
Zhang Wei's wine had just entered his throat when he heard another scolding, "Hey, hey, you've all lived here for so long, can't you leave?"
It was the Yin Envoy who spoke, and the Yin Envoy was in a hurry to return to the Ghost King City of the Netherworld to deliver treasures to the City Lord, but because of Jiang Lili's injury, he never started the trip. said that he would inform Jiang Lili of the news of the underworld, and he would go back to the underworld to report the news first, but Jiang Lili did not agree, saying that he was afraid that he would run away, so he insisted on tying him to a rope.
After living here for the fifth day, the Yin envoy really couldn't wait, and was about to take advantage of the darkness to slip away, when he was frightened by a golden light in the night sky, and ran back to his house in a gray manner.
"You are a monk, your whole family is a monk! My uncle's is a dog-eyed person who looks down on people and doesn't know Taishan's criticism!"
The Yin Envoy was so angry that his lips trembled, and he gritted his teeth, "You dare to talk to me like that?
"What's the matter? You lonely ghost! Did you hear it? Lao Tzu scolded you for being a lonely ghost!"
Cheng Ru smashed the bowl of noodles in his hand on the table, pointed at the Yin Envoy's nose and scolded, "Come on, come on, you have the ability to beat your grandfather!"
Yin made a strange scream, and Yu Guang caught a glimpse of Zhang Wei, who was looking at him with a smile, and forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, and said You wait and then ran into the room.
Cheng Ru snorted twice, spit a mouthful of saliva towards the back of the Yin Envoy, and suddenly felt refreshed, and muttered: "No wonder Jiang Lili likes to scold people so much, I see, my God, super cool!"
At this time, Zhang Wei remembered something, "By the way, who is the Xue Ahri you said originally?"
Cheng Ru suddenly became vigilant, "What are you asking for?"
"Just ask, what's the matter, can't you say?"
Cheng Ru looked around nervously, then trotted out and looked up at the sky, and then replied, "I can't say." β
Zhang Wei swallowed a sip of wine, "What's there to say? Could it be that there is still any trouble?"
Cheng Ru nodded very solemnly.
Jiang Lili, who was changing into a new coat from the room, heard the voices of these two people, and immediately became curious in his heart, "Hey, Cheng Chenghua, how did you escape from that Xue Ahri?"
Cheng Ru said: "Actually, I don't know, I don't know how that day, she told me the news of the underworld, just said how it is in the underworld, and then let me go." β
"And where did she go? Still in that ghost town?"
Cheng Ru shrugged, "I didn't stay in the ghost town, but left, but I don't know where she went." I saw that after she let me go, she became a small one. Ahem, bite the ball of yarn and blink and there is no shadow. β
Jiang Lili was thoughtful, but Zhang Wei was not happy, "Didn't you say you couldn't say anything about a dog day?"
Cheng Ru replied straightly: "Jiang Lili is not an outsider. β
Zhang Wei was even more annoyed, pointed to his nose and shouted, "Lao Tzu is an outsider?"
Cheng Ru opened his mouth, but suppressed the words in his throat, and finally turned his head to look elsewhere.
The meaning is self-explanatory.
At this time, he suddenly heard a knock at the door, Jiang Lili first raised her eyebrows, and then glanced at Cheng Ru, "You go!"
"Why did you tell me to go?" Cheng Ru was a little worried, "Could it be a ghost?"
"What are you afraid of? Isn't it just to open a door? Where are ghosts and ghosts daring to run amok in broad daylight now?" Jiang Lili frowned, "Besides, Zhang Wei and I are here, even if there are ghosts, it's not a thing!"
I felt that what Jiang Lili said seemed to have some truth, Cheng Ru nodded after a slight hesitation, took a long breath, and then walked to the gate of the courtyard, opened his throat and shouted, "Who!"
A reply came from outside the door: "The contemptible person is Jiang Xian, who came to meet a few sons." β
Cheng Ru was stunned, he actually had a good impression of the well-read Jiang Xian, but for a while he couldn't figure out why Jiang Xian came here suddenly, so he asked, "What are you doing?"
Jiang Xian laughed twice and then replied through the door: "This day is an auspicious day for His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to ascend the throne, so I will invite a few princes to watch the enthronement ceremony together!"
Enthronement ceremony?
Cheng Ru actually didn't have any interest in this enthronement ceremony at all, thinking that whoever was the emperor was not the same, and he wouldn't do his business anyway. But now Jiang Xian, the celebrity of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, personally came to invite him, and because of him and Jiang Xianzhi
There is no bad relationship between them, and it is difficult to refuse, thinking that he can just hand over such things to Jiang Lili, so he only said, "Let's come in and sit down for the time being, Mr. Jiang has come from afar, if you don't pour a pot of good tea for Mr. in the future, wouldn't there be no rules? β
Jiang Xian opened his mouth and was about to say that he was here to report a message, but seeing that Cheng Ru's face was full of enthusiasm, he had no choice but to step on the steps and walk towards the courtyard.
As soon as he entered the courtyard, he saw Jiang Lili staring at him, Jiang Xian was not surprised, and after saluting Jiang Lili, he caught a glimpse of Zhang Wei lying on the threshold, and after being stunned, he said respectfully: "Your Excellency is the great immortal master! β
Zhang Wei ate and laughed, swallowed a sip of wine, then turned his head to look at Jiang Lili and quipped: "Look at it, others say that I am a great immortal master, so you two things don't take Lao Tzu seriously!"
Jiang Lili sneered and said: "What kind of thing are you, you are all cultivators of the Xuan Realm, and your cultivation is still the ability to restrain ghosts, and you can't even beat an old immortal zombie! What kind of thing do you say you are?"
Zhang Wei was not very happy, "How can I say that? My cultivation ability can restrain ghost cultivation, but who knows how long he has been cultivating in the Ascension Realm? Can I compete with that old Wang Ba when I have just entered the Ascension Realm? Besides, that old Wang Ba Shell still occupies the right time and place, and there is nothing unusual about not being able to beat it!"
"You just blow it, you, anyway, it's a thing that has no ability, if Lao Tzu is ascending to the Xuan Realm, you can kill the old king with one sword!"
"Aren't you still the fourth mountain, and you still have the face to talk about me?"
"Get out, you bastard!"
"Okay, Jiang Lili, I haven't heard it before, you are scolding me for being the seed of the old Wang Ba!"
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Jiang Xian, who was standing on the side, turned pale for a while, Liu Chan is also the monarch of South Korea, but in the mouths of these two people, there is an old Wang Ba, how can you hear Jiang Xian's name?
Cheng Ru came over with tea and comforted: "It's okay, just get used to it." β
Jiang Xian smiled bitterly at this side, took a sip of tea and put down the bowl of tea, only saying that he still had important things to do, and told Cheng Ru is words to remember to come to watch the ceremony and leave quickly.
Cheng Ru was stunned, shouted a few times but didn't stop Jiang Xian, his face became bitter, and he thought, "Yes, is it possible to participate in that boring enthronement ceremony?"
was about to ask Jiang Lili, but saw that Jiang Lili had already run into the room, and in the blink of an eye, Jiang Lili had already strode out with a package.
"What?" Cheng Ru has not yet reacted.
"Let's go, do you still want to stay here for the rest of your life?" Jiang Lili snorted: "Lao Tzu is annoyed when he looks at Zhang Wei's house, go early and be clear in his heart." β
Zhang Wei was triumphant and bowed his head to eat.
"What about the enthronement ceremony?" Cheng Ru hurriedly asked.
"It's my business!"
Cheng Ru opened his mouth and smiled, thinking that it would feel quite good to release someone else's pigeon once!
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There was a children's song on the street, "Hulalala, the wanderer has left his hometown! Hulala, go away! Huhuha, it's time to go!"