Chapter 0406: The village chief wants to study demonic urine
However, since the two of them felt that they couldn't compete with that foreign demon, they could only play dark and yin with that foreign young demon.
The golden boy eliminated the demonic energy of whomever family, and they secretly applied some demonic energy to whom's family, such as Shuping's sister-in-law, that's it.
Last night, Village Chief Wang and Old Man Guo naturally heard about the alien demon who used urine to make the seeds of a great harvest.
Immediately, Village Chief Wang assigned Old Man Guo to lobby from house to house, saying that the seeds of foreign demons were unreliable, and even if they were planted, they would only grow seedlings and not produce food.
However, the villagers are eager for a bumper harvest, but they all say that it doesn't matter if it grows fruit or not, try to plant it.
Old man Guo ran dozens of houses, and after hitting the wall continuously, he was also depressed, and after coming back, he reported to Village Chief Wang, who thought for a while and said: "Since everyone believes that the urine of that foreign demon can make seeds of a bumper harvest, then we will plan it, let's go and squeeze his urine together!"
So, early this morning, both of them came with a large wooden barrel.
Hearing that Jin Tong said that the lottery was decided, Village Chief Wang was the organizer of course, so he couldn't help but come forward.
Due to the dictatorship and domineering of Village Chief Wang in the past, the vast majority of the people in the village were afraid of Village Chief Wang, as long as this middle-aged man who looked like a monkey showed his head, everyone was quiet.
Drawing lots to decide the order is a common method in the village. With this method, many problems in the distribution of private interests have been solved, and many disputes have even been resolved.
Village Chief Wang, the director of the Women's Federation, the militia captain, and other village cadres. Take a blank piece of paper, cut it into a strip of paper, and write the serial number. Then organize everyone to draw lots.
There are hundreds of people in the whole village, and hundreds of lots have to be drawn, and they don't finish until nearly 9 o'clock.
The villagers placed the containers in the courtyard according to the serial number, stacked one layer and could not put them down, and then stacked another layer on top of them, until they were stacked six layers until they became a spectacular stack of containers.
After the lottery is decided, first-served. Village Chief Wang and Old Man Guo drove the villagers away for their purposes.
At the scene, in addition to Jin Tong, Yuwan, Xiuzhi and others. Only Village Chief Wang and Old Man Guo remained.
This is the first time that the golden boy has spoken face-to-face with Village Chief Wang since he turned into a demon and was active in the village.
In addition to being vicious, Village Chief Wang also has a sleek nature.
"Hehe, the village is busy with official business. I haven't been in touch with you, a foreign demon. However, I've heard it a long time ago, everyone said that there is a foreign demon, very powerful, a soak of urine can produce a lot of fruit, you are bringing all kinds of miracles of wealth to the village, I am thinking about entertaining you, a foreign demon!"
Village Chief Wang looked at the golden boy and said with a smile on his face. Between the eyebrows, there is a strong demonic aura.
The golden boy is naturally more strategic. With flat eyes, he looked at Village Chief Wang, and said without humility or arrogance: "Oh, I have long wanted to meet Village Chief Wang! I also heard that Village Chief Wang and Uncle Guo, after going out for a few months to study, have learned quite a lot of skills, and are currently teaching them to the villagers, I just want to have the opportunity to have a discussion with Village Chief Wang!"
"That's good!" Village Chief Wang's eyes showed a provocative look, he didn't know the details of the golden boy, but he could guess that the golden boy might be a more powerful demon, otherwise he wouldn't dare to come to the village alone to make trouble, however, Village Chief Wang was confident that he had learned the great skills of the demon in the process of accepting the demonization, and he could compete with this young demon.
Old man Guo next to him also looked at the golden boy and said, "Since everyone is for the villagers to improve their demon power as soon as possible, it is also a good way for everyone to learn from each other!"
Old man Guo is now a second-level demon, originally an ordinary farmer, but he became a second-level demon, in his own opinion, this is simply soaring.
In particular, with the help of the technicians of the demon base, Old Man Guo built his two sons into human head hammers, it is said that that the game can hit the souls of others, and Old Man Guo has a living weapon, so he is even more fearless.
The golden boy stared at the two of them and asked, "I don't know how you want to learn from each other?"
"Of course, that's the foreign demon's priority!" Village Chief Wang said, "Today, I'll ask you, a foreign demon, to show your hand!"
The golden boy had already noticed that Village Chief Wang and Old Man Guo were both carrying a big wooden barrel in their hands, and they had insight into their tricks, but the golden boy still pretended to be confused and asked, "I don't know what you want me to show?"
Village Chief Wang said: "Don't talk about the far, let's talk about the near, today please give me and Guo Laohan a bucket, all sprinkled with demon urine, what about us, as a village cadre, take it back to study and study, if your demon urine is worthy of its reputation, I will use the funds accumulated in the village for many years to buy your demon urine at a high price, and recommend it to the town government to vigorously promote." ”
The golden boy looked at Village Chief Wang indifferently and listened to him without saying a word.
"However, I want to emphasize that our research must have enough urine volume, that is, two large buckets must be filled, and it is best to urinate so much that the urine is overflowing!"
Just as Village Chief Wang was speaking, Old Man Guo had already put two large buckets in front of the golden boy.
Village Chief Wang said while sneering in his heart: "Hmph, aren't you known as a young demon who urins a lot, today I want to see how much urine you have, and I won't stop if I don't dehydrate your urine!"
Yu Wan, who also incarnated as a young demon, listened to the nonsense of Village Chief Wang, and was so angry that the demon's face turned blue, and her long nose was twisted, and she said angrily: "Go, you village chief, isn't this deliberately embarrassing, a person's urine is limited, you let him urinate two large buckets of urine next time, can you do this kind of thing?"
Village Chief Wang glanced at Yuwan and said, "Hehe, I heard that you are the little friend of this foreign demon, right, if you think that he can't urinate two large buckets alone, then I will be relaxed, you can help him urinate ah, you can help him fill the large bucket of urine, but according to the principle of chemistry, you must pee at the same time, otherwise, our research will lose its research value." ”
Jin Tong scolded in his heart, this village chief Wang is really slippery, vicious, and even a hooligan!
Xiuzhi next to him naturally heard it, this is the village chief Wang insulting General Yuwan, besides, even if Jin Tong and Yuwan pee at the same time, they can't fill the two large buckets with urine!
Because most of the villagers accepted Xiuzhi's participation in the alliance expedition, Xiuzhi did not change his appearance, he was still the same, and he looked at Village Chief Wang at this moment and said, "Village Chief Wang, aren't you making things difficult for the demons in the countryside?"
Village Chief Wang knew that Wang Xiuzhi had already joined the alliance, so he had long hated Wang Xiuzhi, and when he heard Xiuzhi's words, he said angrily: "Wang Xiuzhi, why do you free your elbows to turn out and help the foreign demons talk!"
Wang Xiuzhi was about to refute, but at this time, Old Man Guo spoke, and said: "Miss Xiuzhi, you are not right, in my opinion, the request made by Village Chief Wang is not too much at all, scientific research is a very rigorous matter, and it can't be sloppy at all, right?"
In just a few months, the demon clan base quickly turned Guo Laohan into a second-level demon, which actually made a crop man open his mouth is a scientific theory.
Xiuzhi's face turned red with anger, and now the immortal power on Xiuzhi's body is becoming more and more obvious, she and Yuwan glanced at each other, and they were about to teach the two demons, Village Chief Wang and Old Man Guo, a lesson.
Jin Tong knew that at this moment, it was not the time to use force, so he smiled and said: "Okay, today, thanks to Village Chief Wang and Uncle Guo, then I will meet the requirements of Village Chief Wang and Uncle Guo!"
Without saying a word, the golden boy stepped forward, unbuttoned his pants, and peed on the large bucket.
When the golden boy pees, Yuwan naturally doesn't have to avoid it, and Xiuzhi is a doctor, so naturally she doesn't have to avoid it, but the two of them won't stare at it with big eyes.
And staring at it were Village Chief Wang and Old Man Guo, who wished that the golden boy would dry the water on his body, and that the golden boy would pee bloody.
However, the two saw that the golden boy's peeing was endless, and the momentum was not reduced, and the urine became faster and faster.
kept filling the two large buckets with urine until the golden boy gave up.
"Okay, Village Chief Wang, Uncle Guo, please take it back and study it well!" said the golden boy with a smile as he tied his pants.
Village Chief Wang and Old Man Guo looked at each other, speechless in shock.
In the end, the two of them really took away the two large buckets of urine.
Although Xiuzhi knew that the golden boy was a fifth-level immortal, she didn't expect that the golden boy would have endless urine.
Even Yuwan doesn't know what kind of mana Jin Tong uses, because, among the sects, there is no such Dafa as a river.
Yu Wan looked at the golden boy with a smile and asked, "Golden boy, I really didn't know that you had so much water in your stomach!"
But the golden boy was unhurried, reached into his hand, and slowly pulled out a small wine jug from the waistband of his trousers.
The golden boy looked at the two of them and said, "You probably remember this little wine jug!"
Of course, the two remembered that this small wine pot was a high-grade magic weapon of the demon clan given to the golden boy by the scorpion girl at the last moment in the liquor array set up by the wine cup demon when they were in the underwater empire.
This small wine pot, also known as the Qiankun pot, can be absorbed by a vast ocean, and similarly, a sea can gush out, so just two barrels of urine are a drop in the ocean for the Qiankun pot!
Yuwan thought for a moment and asked: "Golden boy, it's broken, this Qiankun pot is full of good things, you gave two buckets of good things to bad people, this is not in line with the laws of our sect!"
One of the laws of the Golden Boy and Yuwan sect is: Helping the good does not help the evil, helping the evil means doing evil......;