Chapter 89 Laughter is wrong

Since the sword spirit white tiger that fought the Tiger Spirit Knife devoured a bulge on the top of the green snake's head in Luoyang, it had been silent, and the Tiger Spirit Knife was also dim, and there was no other vision except that it was still sharp.

There was no snow in the morning, only a thick layer of snow on the ground. Jiang Lili was practicing knives alone in the courtyard, and there were five or six silent maids standing outside the courtyard.

At this time, it should be the time for the maids to clean the yard and prepare hot water for washing. But I heard that on the first day that His Royal Highness came to the palace, he scolded the county lord and cried, and beat the Second Highness severely, where did he dare to disturb him at this time? For fear of annoying this strange temperament, His Highness could only stand outside the courtyard one by one and wait.

This is more than an hour.

Under Jiang Lili's knife intent, the snow in the entire courtyard danced like a sky, and ink flew.

After the six thousand swords had been practiced, Jiang Lili closed his eyes slightly, opened his eyes after a long silence, looked at the maid standing outside the courtyard, and said, "See what I do?"

After the push, a slightly older maid came over and bowed slightly, "His Royal Highness was practicing martial arts before, and the slave didn't dare to disturb, so he only dared to stand outside the door and wait." Finally, he cautiously asked, "Does Your Highness need to bathe now?" ”

Jiang Lili nodded, and when she was about to go back to the room, she turned her head and said: "That girl won't wake up when the sun doesn't dry her buttocks, and she will be very angry when she gets up, if you wake her up, there will be no good fruit to eat." “

A group of slaves and maids should be one after another.

There is a partition room on the left side of Jiang Lili's room, and there is a huge pool in the room, the water is slightly steaming, and there are all kinds of flower petals floating on the water. Jiang Lili pursed her lips and muttered, "There are so many famous places in taking a bath, there is something wrong!"

Immediately prepared to untie his clothes, and suddenly heard the sound of small footsteps behind him, raised his eyebrows, pulled out the tiger knife and turned around, but he didn't expect that behind him were two startled maids.

Jiang Lili put away the knife, frowned and asked, "I'll take a bath, what are you two doing here?"

The maid breathed a sigh of relief, "The slave maid is here to serve His Highness to bathe." ”

Jiang Lili was stunned, "What are you waiting for when I take a bath?"

"Exactly. ”

At this moment, Jiang Lili was startled, blushed slightly, and jumped to his feet and scolded: "There is something wrong with you two! What do you two want to do next to you when you take a bath? It's not a shame! Get out of here!"

The other maid felt that this great highness did not seem to be as unreasonable as others said, and her courage was slightly magnified, and she replied cautiously with a sense of proportion: "It's just that Your Highness, if the slaves and maids leave now, I am afraid that the steward will mistakenly think that the slaves and maids have neglected you, and you will be punished at that time!"

Jiang Lili snorted: "Fart, that dead fat man? I don't care if you get the punishment or not? If you don't leave, Lao Tzu will punish you!"

The two maids looked at each other, glanced at the ruddy on Jiang Lili's face again, sneered, and said a promise before leaving.

Jiang Lili scolded, what is it?

I took off my clothes and jumped into the water, only to feel that the fatigue of my body was relieved a lot, and I thought that the bathhouse in this palace was still much more comfortable than the one in the inn!

After thinking about it, Jiang Lili buried his head in the pool, gurgling and blowing bubbles, but he couldn't hold it back before he suddenly burst out of the pool!

I suddenly heard a scream, and when I looked back, I saw a fifteen or sixteen-year-old maid holding her clothes and was startled.

Jiang Lili was also startled and scolded: "What are you doing? You dare to peek at me taking a bath? Do you want to live?"

The maid was not the previous two, she was flustered, and hurriedly replied: "Your Highness, the slave maid is here to deliver clothes to His Highness!"

Jiang Lili then remembered that she didn't bring her clothes in, and she had let people take advantage of her in vain. The more I thought about it, the more annoyed I felt, and when I turned my head to see that the maid was still in the same place, she scolded again: "Put down your clothes and go! How long do you want to see Lao Tzu? How much does an ugly woman with no ass and no breasts want to take advantage of Lao Tzu? Put down your clothes and get out of here! Look at me gouging out your eyes!"

The maid opened two big watery eyes, and there were faint tears falling from her eyes, obviously taking Jiang Lili's words seriously, and she knelt on the ground with a flutter, her voice trembling slightly, "Your Highness, the slave and maid know that you are wrong, you spare the slave and maid!"

Jiang Lili was dumbfounded, grandma's, is this because she won't leave? Wanting this girl to leave quickly, Jiang Lili scolded sadly: "If you don't leave, then don't go! When Lao Tzu finishes taking a bath, he will hang you on the wall and hack you to death, no! First cut off your arms, and then cut off your thighs, so that you are worse than dead! Finally, I will throw you into the wasteland and feed the wild wolves! Will you leave?!"

After hearing Jiang Lili's words, she was so frightened that she kowtowed her head and begged for mercy loudly, "Your Highness, the slave and maid really know that she is wrong, you can spare the slave and maid!" The slave and maid will never dare to do it again, please don't kill the slave and maid, the slave and the maid think that she will be a cow and a horse for His Highness, and a horse and a cow, and beg the adults not to kill the slave and the maid!"

The maids who were waiting outside the room were also frightened when they heard the words coming from inside the room, and they knew that although His Highness spoke badly, he was just a young man who was very shy about men and women, so he encouraged the little girl who woke up to go in and give clothes, wanting to tease this girl, but who knew that this girl didn't know what she had done wrong, and even called His Highness to shout and kill him?

In a hurry, he sent a girl to find the steward, and he and some other maids hurriedly rushed into the bathhouse to plead.

Jiang Lili here is very rare, thinking that he won't scold you a few words, as for it? Just as he was about to say that he would not kill you, when you were about to leave, he heard a rustling sound, and he actually rushed into a group of maids, and he didn't think that these maids fluttered and knelt on the ground in a daze, "Your Highness, Qiao'er is new and ignorant, you spare Qiao'er!"

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Lili became the next person who came to be frightened, and after coming back to his senses, he roared: "You are sick! Lao Tzu is taking a bath! Take a bath! I can't understand people's words, do I? Lao Tzu don't be innocent!

These maids only thought that Jiang Lili was so annoyed that they were afraid that they would have to kill that girl, so they hurriedly began to kowtow, and for a while, there was an endless sound in the bathhouse!

Jiang Lili really wants to kill someone at this time!

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When the steward heard that Jiang Lili was going to kill a maid, he chuckled in his heart, thinking to himself which girl who didn't know whether to live or die had provoked that ancestor? When he was about to run to Jiang Lili's yard to intercede for that girl, he hesitated a little, thought about it and quickly ran to the outside of Qin Shuzhen's room.

"Madame!"

The green ant pushed open the door, looked at the fat steward's anxious appearance and asked puzzledly, "Steward Yuan, what's wrong? What happened early in the morning?"

The fat steward surnamed Yuan was sweating continuously on his head, "Green ant, you call Madame quickly, Your Highness is going to kill people and sacrifice to the sky!"

The green ant was stunned, "Really?"

"Eh, my aunt, how dare you lie to you!" Steward Yuan was anxious, "Go and call Madame, it's too late!"

"Then why don't you intercede?"

"Oh, how dare I, His Royal Highness has a strange temperament, maybe he will kill me together! Auntie, go and inform Madame, that girl is a newcomer, she has an innocent background, and she looks like a water spirit, if she is really killed, she will really create a sin!"

If it was someone else, the green ant would not believe it, but after walking with Jiang Lili for so long, she knew that Jiang Lili had done it, and seeing that this Yuan steward did not look like he was lying, she hurriedly ran into the room, "Madam, ma'am!"

Qin Shuzhen got up very early that day, and was sitting by the window eating tea, with a smile on her face from time to time, and she seemed to be in a very good mood. At this moment, when he heard the shouting of the green ants, he turned around and asked with a smile: "What's the matter with the green ants? ”

The green ant hurriedly explained: "Madam, Your Highness is going to kill someone!"

Qin Shuzhen was stunned, "Kill whom?"

"Kill a maid who has just entered the house, go and take a look!"

Qin Shuzhen was terrible when she heard this, although she thought about whether it was that girl who didn't know how serious it was that annoyed Jiang Lili, but it would be good to teach her a lesson, but she couldn't really kill it!

So he hurriedly put on his cloak and hurried out.

As soon as I got to Jiang Lili's yard, I saw a dense circle of people around, and there were heavy cries and scolding from inside the house, thinking that this really didn't seem like a joke!

When the maid and handyman on the side saw Qin Shuzhen coming, they hurriedly stepped out of the way, bowed in unison, and saluted, "Madam." ”

Qin Shuzhen waved her hand and asked in a deep voice, "What's the situation inside?"

A maid replied: "I'm afraid that His Highness is ruthless, and more than a dozen maids have gone in to plead for intercession, but to no avail!"

At this moment, Sima Lan heard the wind and hurriedly ran over with Huan'er, and said, "Sister, you see that you can't ask the child to really kill that maid!

Qin Shuzhen nodded solemnly, quickened her steps, and hurriedly walked inside.

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Here, Jiang Lili buried his whole body in the water, only revealing one head, and just now he shouted loudly and scolded these maids to stop crying, and then explained bitterly: "I didn't want to kill her, I just scared and scared her, and told her to go out quickly! Can you stop a little and tell me to take a good bath?"

A maid asked tentatively, "Is Your Highness telling the truth?"

"Tell me the truth, tell the truth, how many times have I said it!" Jiang Lili was just impatiently about to scold, and then looked at the fear in the eyes of those maids, and sighed, "Really, really, can you go out? Can you go out? How long will you peek at me?"

Hearing this, one of the maids burst out laughing, and the other maids were also happy, so they said, "It turns out that we misunderstood His Highness, then Your Highness, let's leave first!"

"Hurry up!"

Jiang Lili finally breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to herself, what is going on?

But when the group of maids stood up and were about to leave, they saw a fleshy figure rushing over. The figure seemed to have stepped on something, slid on the ground for dozens of paces with a thud, and finally collapsed next to the pool!

It's Yuan in charge.

Steward Yuan pulled the edge of the pool with both hands, and cried: "Your Highness, please spare Qiao'er's girl! That girl is new and ignorant, you have a lot of adults, just let her go as a fart!"

Jiang Lili's lips trembled, and she looked at Qin Shuzhen and the green ant group who were rushing in, and they didn't even have the slightest idea of explaining.

Qin Shuzhen looked at this scene and felt funny, thinking to herself that this kid had to call so many people to be there for a bath? Just as she was about to tell the maid next to her to leave quickly, when she suddenly heard a shouting and scolding outside after Jiang Lili finished bathing: "Jiang Gou, what are you yelling about? You are going to die early in the morning!"

I saw Su Su walking over in a pink pajama and rubbing her eyes, looking at so many people around her staring at her, she suddenly woke up from her daze. Seeing Jiang Lili taking a bath in the pool, he immediately blushed and stretched out his hand to cover his eyes, "Jiang Lili, do you want to make a face? Take a bath and call so many people to come to see you! You pervert!"

Then Su Su squinted her eyes and pulled a small wooden bucket from the side and smashed it directly towards Jiang Lili, covered her eyes and ran out quickly!

Jiang Li's drowsy head was smashed by the wooden barrel and then sank into the pool in a daze, his heart like ashes.

I vaguely heard someone calling for Your Highness!

Palace, your grandmother's ancestors are eighteenth generation, the old man is right, I shouldn't have come to this Nanyang Mansion at all, Jiang Lili thought to herself, it doesn't seem to be much fun to live.

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