Chapter 63: They're all stupid
"The True Buddha Lives Forever! Kill ......"
The shouting stopped abruptly, and everyone held their breath as they watched intently as Cheng Longzi crawled forward in pain.
This time, the monks of Jinshan Temple all felt terrified, Li Bai's methods were too cruel.
This is not the lazy guy on weekdays, in comparison, the lazy monk is much cuter.
"Hey, hey, hey...... It's noisy, isn't it?
The little monk's eerie voice sounded again, and his eyes swept over everyone.
"Save ...... Help! Run!"
In an instant, the entire Jinshan Temple was a sensation, and all the red-clothed men had no intention of fighting again, so they pulled out their legs and fled outside the temple.
"Hey, hey, don't run!" The little monk didn't mean to stop, his figure flashed and rushed forward, catching a big man in red.
The man in red was so frightened that a puff of white smoke came out of his pants.
Well?
But at this moment, the little monk found that his body couldn't move, and he couldn't help frowning, and said coldly: "Li Bai! What are you going to do with this weak chicken? I finally came out to cool off, let me tell you, don't spoil my interest!"
The big man in red who was caught was stunned for a moment, and he didn't know how to answer, so he had to say, "Big ...... Eldest brother...... My name is Li Hei...... Don't call Li Bai ......"
The little monk turned over and stared at the big man in red, and said unhappily: "Black your sister!"
"Oh......" The man in red was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak for a moment.
My parents gave me a name...... What's the matter with me?
The next moment, the little monk's stomach was actually talking: "Enough! I've already driven them away! Give me back your body! How did you become the abbot of Jinshan Temple when you're such a perverted old fellow?"
Li Bai has some regrets now, will Fahai be addicted to this product and directly occupy his body?
"Fart! I haven't had enough of it! The little monk looked displeased, and said with a cold snort.
Sure enough......
"Rub it, you old guy is not trustworthy! Okay! You wait for me!"
"......" The little monk's face became weird: "it, why don't you want to your belly......?"
After the little monk finished speaking, his face was expressionless, his eyes became blank, and he stood in the middle of the courtyard in a daze, even though the heavy rain was directly on his face.
The big man in red who was caught didn't dare to move, he had seen the little monk's methods just now, so he could only stand stupidly, letting the crotch of his pants gush out in bursts of heat.
......
"Old Xu, what's wrong with my master? It doesn't seem good!" Yuanshi couldn't help but ask suspiciously, "Is it really crazy? Now that the madness is over, he is dead?"
Yuanshi wanted to go over to check, but was stopped by Xu Lao stretching out his hand: "Don't go over, this kid is a little weird, I don't think it's as simple as going crazy." ”
However, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, the man in red fled, and the catastrophe was finally over.
Only Luo Cheng and the stunning girl are fighting more and more, and at this moment they have already transferred the battlefield to the back mountain.
......
"It's over! Look, aren't those people who are true Buddhists? Could it be that the Jinshan Temple is gone?" Lu Bu, the great god stick, saw many red-clothed men rushing towards him in a hurry.
"Go up and grab one and ask. The man dressed as a swordsman rushed up, grabbed a big man in red directly, and threw it to the ground.
"Say, what the hell is going on? Did you hit us in the face? and still snapped?" said Master Dewu with a single step.
The man in red had a bewilderment on his face.
Dude...... What's going on?
When did I hit you in the face?
Everyone couldn't help but blush when they heard Master Dewu's words, and Lu Bu took the lead to explain: "Your true Buddhism has killed all the Jinshan Temple?"
"Jinshan Temple? By the way, don't get in the way, I'm going to run! Jinshan Temple is too terrifying!" The big man in red hurriedly got up and was about to run away.
Lu Bu stretched out his left hand and twisted the red-clothed man up: "What's terrifying?
"The Sect Master, the Sect Master is gone, it's blown up!" said the red-clothed man with a horrified face.
......
"I think this person is stupid, let's go ask someone else. Said the man dressed as a swordsman.
The red-clothed man broke free from Lu Bu's control, walked a few steps before turning back to look at the people who had just gone up the mountain, and muttered, "You are fools!"
The group stopped several red-clothed men on the road, and found that these red-clothed men were all very panicked, and they all said that their sect leader had blown up.
What the hell is going on?
Master Dewu frowned, fell into deep thought, and suddenly seemed to understand something, and shouted, "Ah!
Everyone couldn't help but turn their heads and look at Master Dewu, sure enough, the Dharma Master is smarter?
Dewu cleared his throat before he said mysteriously, "I know, they are all stupid!"
"......" the crowd.
Your sister is stupid!
That's what you want to come up with in half a day?
It's all in your head, right?
If a person is like this, it can be understood as stupid, but all the big men in red are like this, which can only show that the credibility of this matter is very high.
The sect leader has blown up?
What does this mean? How can a good person blow up?
Could this be the secret code of their true Buddhism?
Everyone fell into deep thought......
"I think...... Could it be that the Eighteen Arhat Formation has beaten their sect leaders away?" someone asked suspiciously.
"Impossible! Didn't you listen to them? A little monk! There is only one person in Jinshan Temple who is young and strong in martial arts, and that is Lin Chen! Could it be that his martial arts have improved by leaps and bounds?" Lu Bu also asked suspiciously.
He had seen Lin Chen before, but that was a year ago, and Lin Chen's martial arts were not very good at that time, so he could only barely squeeze into the second-rate ranks.
"It's very likely! This Lin Chen also came to the White Horse Temple, fought with the warrior monks of our temple, and was finally beaten to the ground. Dewu nodded and said thoughtfully.
“......”
What kind of logic is this......
However, after everyone got used to the way this Master Dewu spoke, they didn't pay much attention to it.
However, if it was really Lin Chen's action to drive away the true Buddhism, it was still a bit possible.
is young, and there is only that genius who cultivates both Buddhism and martial arts.
"Well, I think it's possible, too. ”
"However, I recently heard the abbot of Jinshan Temple complain to me about a little monk who swept the floor and ate a chicken, and then he actually wanted to break into the Eighteen Arhat Formation, could it be him?" said Master Dewu to himself as if he was nervous.
Lu Bu glanced at him like a fool, and after contact along the way, he already knew that this Master Dewu was a bad man, and he wouldn't listen to what he said at all.
The little monk sweeping the floor?
Would you rather say you beat them off?
It's ridiculous!
The others were just a joke to Master Dewu, and they didn't think seriously about what he said.
The group came to the gate of Jinshan Temple while talking......
(It's really a card, but it's straightened out.) I also had a busy day at work today, so I didn't have time to write. Well. I'm going to change jobs. All right. Continue with the codeword. )