Chapter 308: Phoenix Seeking Phoenix

"You were forced, you were forced to run to be the husband of a beautiful woman, why haven't we encountered such a good thing, you lied to the ghost, right?!" Dongfang Shuo said he didn't believe it at all.

"It's true!" Sima Xiangru swore solemnly, "It's true." ”

Cao Jianren frowned, feeling that this guy didn't look like he was lying. After all, this is a major event in Tiandao City, and it is also a major event in the Cao family, no matter how nonsense this guy is, he doesn't dare to mess around with such an important matter.

"Then tell me what's going on?" Cao Jianren said.

Sima Xiangru's face flushed, and he said:

"It's like this, I'm in charge of the road, I'm in charge of the road just now, I just arrived at Luoshui's edge, the sky changed, the sky was foggy, and the peach talisman was invalid. At this time, I happened to hear a woman singing, singing what 'Pu Jia is pale, white dew is frost, there is a beautiful woman, on the water side', I listened to it, this is a bosom friend, just listening to the voice, I know that it is a beauty, it must be Han Bing'er's Xi Shi, I couldn't help but follow the sound to find it, and took a closer look, sure enough. I played a song called "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix", and as a result, I got into trouble. ”

"Trouble, what trouble?"

"Then the woman called out a group of savage villagers, and seized me, and had to marry her, or else they would tie me up in the middle of their village and burn me alive. I when... Correct... I'd rather die than marry!"

"You'd rather die than give in, you can't wait, otherwise how can you stay here obediently? Big brother asks you, can you tell the truth?"

"I'm telling the truth, it's true!" Sima Xiangru blushed and defended with a thick neck: "I'd really rather die than marry! No matter how unreliable I am, I also know that this is a trial, how could I delay the family's major affairs because of a little personal affection? Besides, she Han Bing'er is not asking me to marry her, she is humiliating me, this is to let me join their Shi family, this is not me marrying her, but she marrying me, can I agree, I am also a manly husband, this little backbone is always there." What's more, this is still fake, it is a trial. ”

Cao Jianren said angrily: "What do you mean, if it's true, you will consider it?"

"That's... Maybe. ”

"Okay, don't be poor, go on, since you don't agree, why do you agree again? Since you know that this is a trial, the so-called death threats, burning to death, and so on, these are not terrible at all?"

"Big brother, what you said is so right, I just gritted my teeth because I thought it was a trial, so I gritted my teeth and didn't agree, but I was really burned to death by them tied to a pillar in the center of the village, these people are still very bad, they don't need to be burned with a big fire, they are burned with a small fire, and they burn me so much that I screamed, and it took a long time to burn to death.

I thought, now it's okay, it's finally dead, it's okay to be resurrected, and guess what?"

Cao Jianren and Dongfang Shuo are so angry, how do we know what's going on.

"You're not going to tell me that you ran to the river again, played your bullshit [Phoenix Seeking Phoenix] again, and then got caught again, right?" Dongfang Shuo said with an unhappy face.

"It's pretty much the same, but it's not as complicated as you think. After I was resurrected, I returned to our academy, but as soon as I left Chang'an City, as soon as I entered this fog, I was taken to the center of the village by a force, still tied to the pillar, or a large group of people wanted to burn me, what did you say you wanted, and be burned again?"

Cao Jianren and Dongfang Shuo were taken aback when they heard this.

This Sima Xiangru is equivalent to helping them confirm one thing, that is, it is okay to be resurrected, but after resurrection, they will be sent to the key node of the event before death.

When Cao Jianren was on the boat and on the bridge before, he had thought about what would happen if he died at this time. Now Sima Xiangru used his own personal experience to tell him that death can be done, but things still have to be resolved. It's useless to try to escape and solve puzzles through death and resurrection.

"So you're honestly staying?"

"I can't help it if I don't stay. I don't want to be burned again. Sima Xiangru smiled bitterly: "However, I have also tried, during this time, I have run several times, every time I don't go far out of the village, either I fell into the mountain stream and died, or I fell into the river and drowned, or I was bitten to death by demon beasts, or I was scared to death by evil ghosts, before and after, I have been," said, Sima Xiangru counted with his fingers, "I have died seven times before and after." I really tried my best. You know, I'm living an inhuman life every day, nominally husband and wife, but she asked me to sell fake wine, do rough work, and receive visitors from all over the world. I'm a human being, not an animal! Big brother, you're finally here, save me!"

Cao Jianren was frowning and thinking about the trick in between.

Dongfang Shuo said angrily: "Yes, you deserve it! It's not a big deal, you have given away seven heads by yourself, you are embarrassed to say that you are wronged, I think you deserve it, you are all sexually harmful!"

Sima Xiangru wanted to defend again, and Cao Jianren spoke.

"I still don't understand one thing, the most important thing about you being trapped here is that you are forced to get married. ”

"That's right!"

"But the question is, why do they have to force you to get married?"

Sima Xiangru didn't understand too much, and said: "Big brother, is this not clear, they just covet my Yushu Linfeng and noble character, like my Sima Xiangru, a good couple can be met but not sought, of course they..."

I didn't expect this guy to be so skinless and faceless, Cao Jianren had to interrupt: "I mean, what reason do they have to force you to marry Miss Ashi? I mean really tenable reasons, reasonable reasons." Is it because you played a song [Phoenix Seeking Phoenix]?"

"That's right, it's because of this [Phoenix Seeking Phoenix]!"

"How?"

"Well, it's really confusing. They didn't say that I was proposing to Miss Ashi by playing this [Phoenix Wooing], since I took the initiative to propose, and the girl agreed, then I had to get married. Otherwise, they will say that I am playing hooligan, molesting a woman from a good family, and I have bad intentions. Either they get married, or they molest women from good families and are burned to death.

That's it.

Do you say I'm unlucky?"

"Just because of the song [Phoenix Seeking Phoenix]? [Poetry]: Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the River Island. My Fair Lady, Gentleman. [Zi said]: Food color, sex also. Isn't it normal for a gentleman to marry a young girl, how can you force someone to get married just like this, isn't this nonsense?" Dongfang Shuo was also shocked.

"That's it, how can there be such a thing, do you have to pull Lang to match?"

Cao Jianren frowned and said: "It's not a match, right, your [Phoenix Seeking Phoenix] is a courtship, and besides, how do I think things are not so simple? You won't have something to hide from us, right? This is a trial, if you don't say it now, do you think you can hide it?"