Chapter 2: You see, your master is picking up dung.
"Haha, if that's the case, I won't come here to listen to books in the future. ”
Jack-of-all-trades paused, and then said slowly: "At that time, everyone thought like you, but when it was too late, the little monk raised his hand and blew the head of a sect leader with a single punch, and only used one punch. It is said that it uses Fahai's unique martial arts. ”
"Cut...... How could there be such a thing? Although true Buddhism is evil, it can't be such a black family, but you can tell me who was punched in the head?" said a big man standing up and disdainfully.
He was very aware of the strength of these sect masters, how could it be? It was impossible for a grandmaster-level master to blow the head of a first-class master with one punch.
The know-it-all also hesitated for a moment before he said slowly: "This person is the leader of the Jiajiao sect, the Garhat. ”
"Garhat?"
Many people's faces also changed greatly when they heard this.
"Fahai's unique martial arts? Wait, that's what you just said......?
"This guest officer can be regarded as to the point, it must be that the little monk learned the martial arts on that dirty pants. But the know-it-all didn't give them more room to think, but continued: "In addition, Ye Lao's arms were broken, and Cheng Longzi's legs were broken, and now his life and death are uncertain. ”
"Hmph! It's getting more and more outrageous! You won't be following Chen Fan's reputation to deceive us, right?" Someone couldn't listen to this anymore, and stood up and scolded.
"Yes, you might as well say that the little monk is invincible in the world?"
"That's nonsense! When we're all idiots?"
“......”
Indeed, this kind of thing is not accepted by many people at all, and the shopkeeper has prepared some new folk novels for the storyteller today, who knows that the know-it-all mysteriously said that he would not talk about these novels, and said that he would surprise him.
Is this the surprise you are talking about?
Frightened, right?
I feel like I'm going to make a fuss.
The shopkeeper didn't say how much he regretted it.
At this moment, the know-it-all is also a little overwhelmed, he is not a person in the rivers and lakes, and he doesn't know how high the martial arts of those people in his mouth are, of course, he can't understand it.
But now even Chen Fan's reputation is not good, which can be imagined how outrageous.
"Really, at that time, I scared the demons of true Buddhism to pee, and I heard that the demon of Chenglongzi peed his pants. ”
The know-it-all was still thinking about whether to tell the story of the fire phoenix, but he heard someone not far away slam on the table, directly lining the table in two.
"Humph!"
Everyone looked in that direction.
I saw that the man who smashed the table picked up the two crutches next to him, propped them on the ground and walked in the direction of the jack-of-all-trades.
At this time, everyone noticed that these people were physically disabled, and they couldn't help frowning.
Someone in the restaurant suddenly pointed at the man on crutches with a shocked face and said, "This ...... He's the son of the city!"
"Huh?"
When everyone heard this, they also carefully observed these people.
"Ye Lao! this ...... They're really Buddhist!!," someone shouted.
"You ...... Have you noticed Ye Lao's hand...... And the legs of the city dragon!"
"True, no, is it true?"
......
Of course, the know-it-all can hear everyone's voices, and his legs are weak with fright at the moment, and he can't imagine that the demons he said are listening to his own story.
"You...... None of my business!" Jack-of-all-trades hurriedly said.
The shopkeeper's face turned green.
"Who do you say pee your pants?" said Cheng Longzi as he glared at the jack-of-all-trades and spit in his face.
"I ...... Without ......, "how dare a jack of all trades speak?"
Ye Lao also walked over at this moment, and whispered in Cheng Longzi's ear: "Don't be impulsive, withdraw." ”
He didn't expect that Cheng Longzi would not be able to help but rush out, and he had just come out today to inquire about the little monk.
Now they have become invalids, all of them have been abandoned by true Buddhism, but the revenge of broken hands and feet must be avenged, so they organized an alliance of the disabled, just to find the little monk to take revenge.
"Let's go, if someone from the yamen comes over in a while, it will be troublesome. Ye Lao continued.
"Hmph! Spit on!" Cheng Longzi spit on the know-it-all again before he said slowly: "I'll tell you! Don't talk nonsense in the future!"
"Yes...... Yes!" The know-it-all nodded in response.
......
The wind in the distance was farther away than in the distance, and at this time the wind in the distance blew on the bald head of a little monk in the distance.
The little monk felt that he had slept for a long time, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a face making a living, and when he looked carefully, he found that it was a little monk.
"Elder Zhou Gong, are you awake?" The little monk shouted excitedly when he saw Li Bai wake up, and ran outside to continue shouting: "Brother Yi'er, Elder Zhou Gong is awake!"
it?
Elder Zhou Gong is Mao?
Li Bai touched his bald head in confusion, did he cross again?
What about Zhou Yu's pretending guy?
It wasn't until Yi'er, dressed in men's clothes, walked in that Li Bai was sure that he was not crossing again.
But where is this?
"Childe, Childe, are you awake?" Yi'er's cute little face came over nervously, and when she saw Li Bai's eyes widening, she threw herself into Li Bai's arms excitedly, and actually cried: "Woo...... Childe, I'm worried to death. ”
"Ahem, cough, ahem......" Li Bai was pressed by him like this, and couldn't help coughing lightly a few times before slowly asking, "Where is this?"
"White Horse Temple!" Yi'er wiped her tears before she said slowly.
"How did I get here?
"Abbot Dewu brought you here, that fire phoenix escaped!"
"Oh. ”
Li Bai sat up with the help of Yi'er with great difficulty.
"Are there any questions?" Yi'er asked excitedly grabbing Li Bai's hand.
"Well, there's ...... Who is Elder Zhou Gong?"
"You, the name that Abbot Dewu gave you, isn't it very stylish?" Yi'er grinned.
"it...... Zhou Gong is the law name, pull the wind your sister!" Li Bai blinked, completely confused: "So, what is the matter with the elder?"
"Hahaha, Abbot Dewu said, if you drive away the people of true Buddhism, you can be regarded as saving a lot of people in the world, and your merits are immeasurable, and you are also qualified to be an elder. Speaking of this, Yi'er's expression was a little strange.
"Really?
The sudden sense of happiness made Li Bai a little unacceptable.
"No, Abbot Dewu, what do I do as an elder?"
......
A day passed......
Daoyun and Daofeng were walking in the mountains of the White Horse Temple, both of them had just passed the Dharma examination and had a master to teach them.
Monk Daofeng looked at the clouds in the sky, then looked at the stream in the back mountain, shook his head and said with emotion: "Everything is a Buddha. ”
"What did you say?" asked Dao Yun with some confusion.
"This is the Dharma mystery taught by my teacher, Elder Zhou Fu. Dao Feng said proudly: "No wonder, you actually worshipped Elder Zhou Gong as your master, you must have learned nothing......, right?"
The two of them went up the mountain at the same time, and as soon as Dao Feng said this, Dao Yun was not convinced, and said, "Isn't it...... My master also taught me the Dharma mysteries......"
"Oh, really, I don't believe it, tell me about it?"
"......" Dao Feng was suddenly speechless.
As the two were talking, a figure slowly walked towards the back of the mountain.
"Master?" Dao Yun was a little confused and confused.
Dao Feng frowned, then laughed and said, "Look, your master is picking up dung. ”
"......" Daoyun.
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