Another good night ...

"You, don't come here again!"

"Don't worry, I'll be gentle, hehehe. ”

"I don't believe it, you, don't think about it!"

"Senior sister, don't be afraid, you better get rid of me quickly. ”

"If you let go of me, it must hurt, I don't want it!"

"Hmm... Gui Yuan hesitated, but still pounced again, "It's just that it hurts a little at first, and soon you'll love it." ”

She tied a long white silk handkerchief around her head, her eyes were completely covered, and her two hands groped forward, just enough to catch Wei Yiyi's calves curled up on the couch.

Senior Sister Wei screamed, and the whole person jumped up from the couch, trembling like a delicate girl who had been abused by the evil dragon a hundred and eighty times.

"You poked my laughing tendons just now, and it was so easy for me to stop laughing for a cup of tea, and my whole body was out of breath. And now you're going to come again?"

"It was a mistake just now, don't worry, I'll be very careful this time. ”

"Ghost only believes, who knows if you will miss again. ”

"Senior sister, don't you understand, if the miss may be one percent, then the possibility of missing again after the first miss will be reduced to one percent and one percent, that is, one percent, which is safe and reliable without side effects. Gui Yuan's face did not change and he was talking nonsense, relying on the voice and the fan to sense Wei Yiyi's position, and stretched out his hands to touch it.

Wei Yiyi was stunned for a moment and knocked her hand off, "What is this statement, I haven't heard of it, you didn't make it up to lie to me." ”

"How so. Gui Yuan snorted twice, "He Luo of the Jingshan Immortal Sect is the best at arithmetic, that's what he said." If you don't believe me, don't you still believe in Jingshan's divine algorithm?"

This age-old probability problem is full of pitfalls, and there's even a joke that the best way to avoid encountering terrorists dropping bombs on an airplane is to bring one with you. Indeed, He Luo was also circumvented in this, mistakenly thinking that after the first small probability event occurred, the probability of a second occurrence would be greatly reduced.

Of course, there is no need to say this kind of detail to worry about the senior sister, Gui Yuan did not feel ashamed at all, and calmly continued to deceive the ignorant girl.

Her man-made spirit cultivation was progressing well, and she soon succeeded in getting her senior sister to retract the bad reviews. The atmosphere in the small courtyard returned to peace, and when Zhang Meng and Zhu Rihe dared to come to the door again, Gui Yuan suddenly unilaterally adjusted the difficulty to a nightmare level.

The reason is that Xia Immortal Master said that if the instrument spirit is cultivated properly, it can not only be used as an extension of the limbs, but also can replace the monk's eyes and other senses, and it can hear longing for longing. In fact, this is a supernatural power that high-level cultivators can only obtain before cultivating to the incarnation, and Xia Yunfeng himself can't do it to such an extent. She also refused to explain in detail, only saying that it is too early for you to know this now, and it will naturally be clear when your skills come in the future.

But Gui Yuan has already opened his mind. If the fan can have the ability to detect, wouldn't it be equivalent to having a pair of eyes on the back of your head, which is really practical and practical. But it's not that difficult to make a fan a "phantom limb", and how to "see" things with it is really puzzling.

She can only grope her way forward now, and she doesn't feel at all that she will automatically gain new skills when she deepens her skills. In addition, the user requirements and functional module design are of course the earlier the better, even if the full version cannot be made at present, it is good to reserve an interface.

Because of this, she tied her eyes to make a popular shape, and tried to rely on a fan to sense the surrounding environment.

It's a pity that the accuracy of Guiyuan's casting is similar to the nose game played by kindergarten children in the original world, Wei Yiyi reluctantly tried it, and after being poked in a few strange places, he said that he would not cooperate anymore. In the fierce struggle between flicker and anti-flicker, Gui Yuan felt that his ability to deceive the girl had improved by leaps and bounds, and his boyfriend's power was about to break through the sky.

"Senior sister, what are you afraid of?" she said softly, completely unaware that she looked like a wolf grandmother with a hat, "You must know that the five colors are fascinating, and only by closing your eyes can you better feel the true nature of all things in the world." “

"You see, now I can feel the rhythm of your breathing, the flow of blood, and the ups and downs of your chest, oh no, emotions. Try it, close your eyes with me, throw away the broken skin, give up the five senses of your body, and enjoy the happiness brought by simple cultivation。。。。。。 ”

Wei Yiyi kicked on the fan in despair, kicked it away from him, and sneered: "Since that's the case, let's cultivate together." My spirit artifact embryo is almost complete, and from tomorrow onwards, I can also perform this meridian great guidance technique on my junior sister to help you speed up your cultivation progress. “

Gui Yuan was surprised and ripped off the blindfolded white gauze scarf, "Why are you progressing so fast, I thought it was too late to enter the Ice and Fire God Hell." This is great, our strength has grown a lot compared to before, if we plan properly and are lucky, maybe we can really get some chance. ”

Wei Yiyi's eyes widened, "Are you really going to get something in the Ice and Fire God Prison? We are making rapid progress, but we are still the worst cultivator among the disciples of the Yunshan Upper Court, where do you get the confidence to compete with others? Do you have the blind god fan? Or do you plan to poke the laughing muscles of the senior brothers and sisters and make them laugh to death directly?"

Gui Yuan pursed his lips and tied the scarf on his head into a big flower, "Being a man has no dreams, what is the difference between being a man and a salted fish." It's people-oriented, it's easy to do it, and it's easy to do it!"

"If you don't dream of salted fish, I'm afraid that if you have a dream of going there, you will become grilled fish and frozen fish. Wei Yiyi said with a straight face: "Although Uncle Mingyue said that he wanted us to interview and get the opportunity, but you can't just listen to half a sentence, right? “

"Cultivation is to fight with heaven and earth and earn a bloody path. Senior sister has never looked down on you, in fact, I have always believed that with the qualifications of you and Xiao Guihua, there will definitely be a day when you will be a true monarch in the future. There have always been trials in the Ice and Fire Divine Hell, even if you return empty-handed this time, why not wait in the future, why do you need to venture so needlessly?"

Gui Yuan rubbed his nose, knowing that he had been too impatient recently, and was seen by Wei Yiyi. She didn't know that what her senior sister said was all for her own good, so she lowered her head and thought for a while, nodded and said, "What my senior sister taught me is that I will definitely seek self-preservation first and then seek others." “

Wei Yiyi smiled, like a hundred flowers blooming brightly and movingly, slipped out of the door on one side, and said with a smile: "Since you know that you are wrong, it's good that you are here, and I will help you cultivate tomorrow when I am senior sister." ”