Chapter Twenty-Seven: Li Bai's Nonsense
Who the hell is shameless?
I'm so innocent, right?
I just came and said a few words to you, and I almost died.
That's going to die!
Li Bai still has palpitations in his heart, and he keeps complaining in his heart.
"Ah...... Brother, despicable villain, I'll kill you!" another lama who had been fighting with Xuanzang rushed over in grief.
Xuanzang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"Watch out for his lime powder!" Seeing this, King Tielun hurriedly reminded.
The rest of the lamas also changed their faces, always on guard against Li Bai throwing lime powder again.
It's just because of this that the pressure on the stunning girl has also been reduced a lot.
The stunning girl faced the six lamas alone, although her pretty face was slightly red, she was relieved to see that Xuanzang was fine.
"Mom! You're still here, go away!"
Li Bai is also anxious at the moment, and the situation of using the improved version of the shadow step is still very bad.
The main problem is that the lama who killed his brother rushed over desperately and kept chasing Li Bai.
"You go away too!" The stunning girl couldn't cope with it anymore, not to mention that Li Bai was always dangling around her.
"Kill him!
The Iron Wheel Dharma King, who was originally waiting, also rushed over to Li Bai's side, and there was nothing to worry about after solving the girl's rest, mainly because Li Bai actually killed his most powerful assistant.
"Shameless bastard! Watch me chop you up to pate!"
The Iron Wheel Dharma King had already wheeled the Iron Wheel to attack Li Bai.
"Look at the lime powder!" Li Bai shouted.
Several lamas who were closer to Li Bai all raised the iron wheel to block......
The next moment I realized that nothing had happened.
Nima!
Several lamas rushed towards Li Bai again.
"Don't be afraid, this guy must have no lime powder, otherwise he won't bluff! Hurry up and chop him!"
When several lamas heard this, they went all out, and the stunning girl was almost scratched on her left arm.
Li Bai has been walking around the girl, but he can smell a faint fragrance, and when he looks at the girl up close, he realizes that she really looks like a fairy.
The stunning girl also seemed to notice that Li Bai was looking at him, she was already in a hurry, and she was even more annoyed at the moment.
"Oops!"
The Iron Wheel Dharma King kicked Li Bai's ass.
A stumble.
Li Bai pounced on the body of the beautiful girl, holding the girl's chest with both hands.
Perfect routine!
Li Bai secretly rejoiced in his heart, this kind of luck that can only be found when watching TV.
The heroes and heroines of TV series often start like this, and Li Bai is not only secretly happy when he thinks of this.
Passive chest attack successful!
Well, not too big, not too small......
It's just right!
The beautiful girl has never been hugged like this, and her face turned red at this time, and the whole person was limp and paralyzed.
Seven lamas, including the Iron Wheel Dharma King, rushed up, and all the Iron Wheels went to Li Bai's body.
"Hahaha! Look for death!" King Tielun said with a hideous face: "This man can be divided into corpses at will, and women should not lose their arms and legs!"
Fucking!
Unexpectedly, he was going to die after only ten days of crossing......
Is this going to set a record for the most scumbag traveler in history?
"Phew!"
Just when Li Bai thought that he was about to go to the West Heaven to see the Buddha when he had just become a monk, Tang Xuanzang directly turned up the entire wine rack and slapped it at several lamas.
"Smack!"
A slap slapped on Li Bai's face, causing Li Bai's ears to buzz.
Li Bai spat out a mouthful of blood, and one tooth was also spit out......
Although he was beaten, he was saved......
Li Bai looked around and breathed a sigh of relief.
After the stunning girl slapped Li Bai, she kicked Li Bai away: "Despicable and shameless! Destroy my innocence! I will kill you!"
Li Bai hurriedly jumped to the side, and at this time several lamas had already rushed over, and Xuanzang was hit by the Golden Wheel Dharma King's palm, flying out more than ten meters away and fainting.
"Xuanzang!" The stunning girl had to let go of Li Bai first and greeted her.
Lin Chen over there was one enemy and two enemies, but now he was also physically exhausted, and a cut was made in his abdomen, and the terror was already difficult to support.
The stunning girl's arm was also scarred by the Iron Wheel Dharma King.
However, there is a girl in the way, and Li Bai's position is relatively safe now.
"Li Bai, you run quickly!" Lin Chen already felt powerless to return to the sky, and it was estimated that he was really going to die here today.
"Hmph!" the girl snorted coldly, but was kicked in the stomach by the Iron Wheel Dharma King.
"No one can run away today!Hahaha, dare to spoil the good deeds of this Dharma King!I don't care what kind of monk you are!" King Tielun smirked proudly.
The girl was kicked like this and hit Li Bai directly, and the two rolled together and fell directly to the wall.
Several lamas had already rushed forward, and the girl spat out a mouthful of blood and rushed forward to fight again.
Li Bai was already lying on the ground and couldn't get up, and at this time he saw that the girl was really strong in martial arts, although she didn't know what swordsmanship she used, but she was very proficient.
Yes, that's not right!
It shouldn't be like this......
"10 centimeters up with your right hand!" Li Bai suddenly shouted.
???
The girl didn't seem to understand at all.
Li Bai slapped his brain, and then suddenly realized, and continued: "Retreat six inches with your left foot! Eight inches with your left hand to block the position!"
"What are you talking about?" Lin Chen was also confused.
The girl frowned, of course she could understand what Li Bai said.
This is instructing other people's martial arts!
"Hmph! Interesting! You little monk is still pretending to be forced at this time, okay!" said the Iron Wheel Dharma King also laughed loudly.
"Hahaha...... The powerless man is actually instructing a master of martial arts? I heard you right, laughing at me!" said another lama with a smile.
The girl's expression was solemn, of course she didn't listen to Li Bai's words, if her left hand was eight inches in the block, there would be a flaw in her lower abdomen.
"Shameless, shut up for me, run away if you want to! Hugh is going to talk nonsense here!" the girl snorted coldly.
"......" Li Bai.
Li Bai really looked at it and felt that although the girl was strong in martial arts, this set of swordsmanship was obviously flawed.
Although the girl is a grandmaster-level master in the rivers and lakes, she is still invincible with one dozen and seven.
There are first-class masters, second-rate masters and third-rate masters in the rivers and lakes, and those who surpass these are grandmaster-level masters, which means that they can already start a sect.
The girl is the pinnacle of the martial arts, and she will not easily hand over her life to a hooligan little monk who does not admit it.
It's just that when people always have their best, the girl was already down, and she quickly retreated.
The Iron Wheel Dharma King waved the iron wheel in his hand and went straight to the girl's belly......
The girl was shocked, she had no way out.
"Little girl, I'll take good care of you! I promise you to die! Even if you die, you'll be happy!" Hahahaha," King Tielun smiled obscenely.
But at this moment, Li Bai spoke out again: "The right hand is stabbed out at an angle of 45 degrees, and the left foot is kicked five inches in front!"
"Haha, little monk, since you are so good at pretending, I will give you a while to kill you after I finish cooling!"
Lin Chen was also kicked away by a loudspeaker at this moment, and when he heard Li Bai still saying this, he couldn't help but feel a little annoyed in his heart: "When death is dying, he is still talking nonsense." ”
obviously doesn't understand martial arts, but you have to pretend to understand, so not only can you not pretend to be forced, but you are simply a clown in the eyes of everyone!
Xuanzang also woke up at this moment, and when he saw that the girl was in danger, he was about to struggle to get up, but before he could stand firmly, he fell down again, and he couldn't do anything about the scene in front of him.
The next moment, everyone felt that the girl's lower abdomen was about to be cut, as if they had foreseen the scene of flesh and blood.
The girl suddenly gritted her teeth, her right hand stabbed out at an angle of 45 degrees, and her left foot did not retreat but advanced five inches!
Death is death!
In a hurry, the girl had to try......
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