Chapter 03: Psychiatric Hospital
The old man said angrily: "Oh, are you embarrassed to talk about this? Help the old woman cross the road and get touched by porcelain, lose a lot of money, give the money to the beggar, and lose your wallet!"
"This~"
"It's embarrassing!" Luo Jun's face turned a little red: "That's a good thing!"
"Oh, that's not counted!" The old man directly dismissed Luo Jun, joking that he wanted to trap him, how could it be considered a good thing for him.
"How do you know these things!" Luo Jun didn't understand why the old man in front of him actually knew so many things.
"Not only do I know these things about you, I also know that your girlfriend cuckolded you!"
"You fart!" Luo Jun was directly angry.
"Fart or not, I don't know, anyway, the pheasant becomes a phoenix, I know!" The old man ignored Luo Jun's anger and said to himself, "Don't you know why she came back so late from work every day, and what she did during that period?"
In fact, Luo Jun knew this very well in his heart, but he had been doubting it, and finally one day he saw their ambiguous chat records, and Luo Jun felt that his whole person was about to collapse.
finally questioned her, but she said that it didn't matter, and after two days she proposed to break up, the world is impermanent, things are not everything, people are empty, and there is no heart, Luo Jun squatted on the ground with his head covered and sobbed.
These things have been buried in his heart, and he originally thought that he had forgotten them, but he didn't expect to be reminded by the old man like this, but he vented all the emotions he had held back in the past.
"Let's cry! I'll feel better after crying!" The old man still has some sympathy for Luo Jun's experience, but well, if you want to live a good life, you have to be a little green on your head.
After all, in this world, there are not many people who keep women's morals, either mentally or physically, of course, if you do something wrong, you will shift the responsibility to others, this is the current human nature.
After crying for a while, Luo Jun stopped crying and looked up at the old man: "You said you could let me continue to live, but my body should have been gone a long time ago!"
"This is out of the way, I have found you a new body, and of course I will teach you some spells to defend yourself when the time comes!" the old man said disapprovingly.
"What do you want me to do for you?" Luo Jun knew that there was no free lunch in the world, and if there was a gain, there must be a pay.
"It seems that you are not very stupid, but you are just very unlucky!" The old man showed a look of appreciation: "I don't have to do anything, just ask you to find me a few things, of course, good things have to be done!"
"What is it?What do you mean by a good deed?" Lin Xu frowned, not knowing what this old man wanted to do.
"You don't need to know this now, you just go back and live well, I'll let you know if you need to!" The old man touched the beard on his chin: "I will open you a pair of yin and yang eyes, of course, this pair of yin and yang eyes can only be used if you want to use them!"
"Yin and Yang Eyes, are you talking about Yin and Yang Eyes that can see ghosts?" Luo Jun was a little surprised.
"Well, that's right!" the old man's index finger and middle finger were flat, and he recited a spell for a while, and then smeared it on Luo Jun's eyes: "Okay, the yin and yang eyes have been opened! I'll send you on your way!"
"On the road?" Luo Jun was puzzled.
"Yes, it's on the road, we are walking in the yin and the underworld, and the yin and yang are in the line! The reverse is the fate of the heavens! Go Pikachu!" The old man waved his hand, and Luo Jun didn't know when there was an extra book in his hand, and with Luo Jun, he disappeared in place, turned into a yin qi, and drilled out upward.
"Uh, this is the first person you have pitted?" said another man's voice from the inside of the thatched hut.
"You can't say that, what is called a pit, I call it salvation!" said the old man dissatisfied.
"Redemption, if this kid is caught by that group of people, I don't know if you are a redemption or a trap!" came an old man who was the same age as the old man, but his appearance was slightly different.
Looking at the direction of Luo Jun's disappearance, the old man was a little worried, this is not the first time he has seen someone disappear from here and drill out of this place, but he has failed in the past: "Do you think he can break through that barrier?"
"I don't know!" The old man who grabbed Luo Jun didn't know if Luo Jun would succeed in escaping.
"Why did you give him that book?" asked the old man.
"Because I think he's different!"
"What's the difference?" the old man listened with great interest, for he had never heard the old man praise a man before.
"Because he's unlucky!" the old man smiled.
The old man almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood spurting out when he heard this.
Luo Jun was wrapped in a cloud of yin qi and rushed out of the black mist, and then his consciousness began to blur a little, and he woke up again to find himself lying on a hospital bed.
"Hmm, have I been dreaming?" Luo Jun couldn't believe that he was really alive again.
When he looked at the book in his hand, Luo Jun realized that he was really dead, and now he was just reborn.
"Is it the resurrection of the corpse in the novel?" Luo Jun muttered, he didn't expect this kind of thing to happen to him.
After examining the body's approximate age of about 16 years old, and sorting out all his memories, he found that this person was worse than him.
Five years ago, his father had an accident at the construction site, and Lin Xu saw his father on the first seven days, and then began to babble that his father was not dead, and he had been by his side, talking to the air from time to time.
I remember that once a ten-year-old girl in the village walked by Lin Xu's side, Lin Xu kept calling her dad, and the people in the village hurriedly pulled the child away.
Another time a couple was walking on the road, Lin Xu walked in front of the man and called out to Dad, at that time the man's face turned green, and his girlfriend slapped the man's face and asked angrily: "Didn't you say that you are not married, your sons are so old!"
That man is also a monk who is confused, and he doesn't know when he came out with such a big son!
The people in the village unanimously thought that Lin Xu was crazy, and finally sent him to a mental hospital, but what he didn't expect was that he committed suicide by taking poison in a mental hospital, and finally picked up a life, but he became an idiot.
"Lin Xu, it's time to take medicine!" A female nurse walked in, Luo Jun's brows jumped and came out of his memory, and now his identity is Lin Xu.
Luo Jun took the medicine handed over by the nurse and put it into his mouth, the female nurse was stunned, this Lin Xu seemed to be different from usual, and tried to shout: "Lin Xu?"
Luo Jun frowned: "What are you doing?"
"Damn, you got your head pinched by the door last time, and it's back to normal?" The female nurse felt as happy as if the earthlings had met aliens.
Luo Jun was speechless for a while, what the hell is this.
"Okay, you take your medicine first, I'll call the dean over!" the nurse commanded and ran out.