Chapter 5: Lectures (II)
I saw Li Bai sitting on the ground, his hands kept changing his posture, but a few wisps of white smoke floated out of his body.
Li Bai's internal force just completed a cycle of wandering in the dantian, although his cultivation was a little slower, but he did already have some internal strength.
However, if you really want to continue practicing, you have to join a regular sect to cultivate, which made Li Bai have the idea of going down the mountain to apprentice.
Because the internal strength and mental method taught by Xu Lao is indeed not suitable for him, although he has also opened up the second vein of Rendu like Yi'er, but the dantian is occupied by Fahai to take a large part of the position, and there are really few for his own cultivation.
How small?
If someone else's dantian is a bucket of water, then Li Bai's is a drop of water.
Dao Yun watched from the side for a while, blinked his eyes, and only when he saw that the white smoke on Li Bai's body slowly increased, he suddenly realized.
This...... Is it on fire?
It's amazing......
Dao Yun looked to the side nervously, and he didn't care so much, so he grabbed a wooden bucket beside him, and directly poured the water inside on Li Bai.
"Poof......
Li Bai opened his eyes, and his vision was obscured by a large unidentified object......
"Damn!Dao Yun ...... What is this? You...... What are you doing?" asked Li Bai, grabbing the strip-like object on his face.
Daoyun only reacted the moment he splashed it, and this bucket seemed to be used by him to hold dung.
"This ......"
"It stinks! It can't be, right?"
"......" Daoyun.
Although it was intentional and guilty, Daoyun couldn't suppress it and felt a little cool in his heart.
"Sin...... Amitabha Buddha ......" Daoyun had no choice but to blush.
"Amitabha is useless! You're dead...... Don't run, don't even think about walking out of this door if you don't cry!"
"No, master...... Yo...... Yes...... Cry...... I cried......"
"Pretend to cry, want to fool me, no way!"
“......”
......
Dao Feng happened to walk near Li Bai's meditation room at this moment, originally Elder Zhou Fu asked him to come over and ask Li Bai to give a lecture, but before he got closer, he heard Dao Yun's screams, and couldn't help frowning.
This week, Elder Gong actually beat his own apprentice?
Such a vicious elder must be reported to Abbot Dewu to disqualify him as an elder.
Dao Feng originally didn't have any ill feelings towards Li Bai, but now he suddenly felt unfortunate for Dao Yun.
Thinking of this, Dao Feng walked over angrily.
But as soon as Dao Feng came out, he saw that the posture of the two of them was very strange, and he couldn't help but be stunned: "You guys...... Elder Zhou Gong ......"
I saw Li Bai sitting on Dao Yun's body, constantly rubbing Dao Yun with his body.
Dao Yun was really crying, and his whole body was covered with the things he had splashed on Li Bai.
"Oh?" Li Bai saw someone coming, so he restrained himself a little, walked over and asked, "Is there something wrong?"
Dao Feng immediately smelled a foul smell, and couldn't help frowning, before he said with some dissatisfaction: "Elder Zhou, today is the day of your preaching, and everyone has been waiting for the pulpit for a long time. ”
Lecturing?
This is what Fahai said to fool people, what a chance!
There is a chance to be a hero, who wants to be a salted fish?
"Oh, I'll go over and lead the way. When Li Bai heard that it was a lecture, he cheered up.
Li Bai pushed the wind and walked in the direction of the pulpit.
Dao Yun was still lying on the ground and blinked, and hurriedly shouted, "Master...... You're washing the off your body......"
It's a pity that Li Bai has already gone away......
Along the way, Dao Feng still couldn't help but ask, "Elder Zhou, please forgive me for taking the liberty of being presumptuous, what were you doing with Dao Yun just now?"
When Li Bai heard this, his face changed, and he remembered that he was now, and said embarrassedly: "No, it's nothing." ”
Is it really a thief?
Dao Feng was even more sure in his heart, if this was the case, he had to find Dao Yun to expose this vicious elder together, thinking of this, Dao Feng was silent.
The two soon came to the pulpit.
The monks present already had a lot of opinions, and they were all angry at this moment.
"Elder Gong is too big this week! Look at the sunset now, and there is no one in sight?"
"I heard that this elder turned out to be a monk from Jinshan Temple, and I don't know what Abbot Dewu took a look at him, so he asked him to be an elder as soon as he came over. ”
"That's right, how can such a person be qualified to be an elder? Abbot Dewu is too nonsense. ”
......
Elder Zhou Fu also frowned, shook his head and said, "This Elder Zhou Gong is really a little ignorant, if he comes in a while, he must beat it, otherwise he really thinks that our White Horse Temple is worse than Jinshan Temple." ”
"That's right! Elder Zhou Fu said it perfectly!"
Many elders echoed the words.
After Zhou Fu said this, the emotions were even more surging.
"Look, the wind is coming!" someone pointed to a figure not far away.
"Hmm, the one next to Dao Feng is Elder Zhou Gong, it really looks like a kid about sixteen years old!" someone frowned and said.
There are also young monks at the age of sixteen, but they are all young monks who have just gone up the mountain, and they have never heard of such a young elder.
"Really? This guy can't even pass the Dharma exam, right? I'm going to talk about the scriptures? I'm really stupid. ”
"That's it, let's go, it's boring!"
However, although these monks said so, none of them really left, after all, they had waited for so long, and they also wanted to see where this little monk was, if he was really a boy who didn't know whether he was alive or dead, he could be scolded and driven out of power.
When Li Bai approached the pulpit, everyone had already smelled a foul smell.
"It stinks! Are you farting?"
"You're a fart!"
"No, I feel that the smell is coming from Elder Zhou. ”
“...... It seems to be ......"
......
The pulpit is circular, with a round platform about ten centimeters high in the center, and other monks sit around the pulpit.
The moon stars are scarce, and the whole temple is also lit up, and there are more than 600 monks sitting together, and the scene is very shocking.
Li Bai used to be an acting major in college, and he was very unfazed in the face of this kind of occasion, so he straightened up and walked to the pulpit.
Fooling people mainly depends on momentum, Li Bai stood on the pulpit and looked around, without the slightest stage fright.
This kind of momentum was incomparable even to Elder Zhou Fu.
"This ...... Does Elder Zhou Gong really know how to preach?"
No one answered his question, and everyone was looking at Li Bai on the pulpit.
Li Bai cleared his throat, took out a scripture book from his arms, and then said slowly: "Today we will talk about the "Diamond Sutra" ......."
Then he began to read the scriptures, which caused everyone to look at him strangely.
(Not in good condition.) Stop tipping and tweeting. I'm afraid to fail you. )