Chapter 696: My Past Life Can't Be Like This...
Count the receipts as usual, and don't need to mention more.
The harvest was not small, but there were no special surprises.
Originally, the sword and sword in the hands of the Eternal Night Demon Lord, Chu He was very interested.
It's a pity that I haven't touched it with my own hands, and it is completely by luck, and I didn't hit a single one.
Some of the chaotic magic weapons can't even be seen, it may be the fragments of the immortal Buddha artifact that have lost most of their spirituality, but they are very out.
When Chu He is bored, he can still take the time to fight an exclusive weapon by himself.
After all, his dragon tooth broadsword exploded in the dungeon, and he didn't have a knife available yet.
The rich knife Chu He is reluctant to take it out and use it as an ordinary knife.
In the following days, Chu He had a good time in the nest, adjusted his mentality, and returned to modern civilized society.
Occasionally, they also pulled Jiang Xiaobai and others to play games together, and their amazing hand speed and eyesight made them gain a bunch of reports.
After resting for half a month, Chu He closed the secret room tightly, and at the same time asked Di Xin to pay attention to it at all times, so that there could be no half-point difference.
As soon as Yuan Ying moved, Chu He activated the Extraterrestrial Reincarnation Seal that Lu Dongbin left on him.
Feeling a pulling force, he was directly thrown out of the starry sky.
In the starry sky, looking down on the entire aqua blue planet, and then like a comet, it quickly landed and plunged into the world.
The Outer Heaven Reincarnation Seal, it was Lu Dongbin who opened the single reincarnation channel for Chu He alone with his great mana, so he only had one chance, and the goal in his previous life was also random, and there was no possibility of any operation.
Chu He only hoped that he would not be too pitiful in his previous life.
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After a moment of confusion, Chu He seemed to hear a voice in a trance, which was impassionedly surrounding his ears.
"Teenage girls only like handsome guys, as long as they are handsome, everything they do is worthy of appreciation, even if they pick their feet in public, they can say something different. In their twenties, they began to understand the importance of material things, and of course I don't have any derogatory connotations here. It is in the nature of everyone to pursue a better material life. There are some women who just choose a path that they think is more convenient, and there is nothing wrong with it... ”
And when they are in their thirties and forties, they have experienced external and material trials, and they begin to understand the importance of the heart. I want to find a warm man, and I want to find a gentle and reliable arm as a lifelong support. ”
The impassioned voice, with a pause, seemed to be swallowing saliva.
Chu He shook his head, but he still couldn't open his eyes, he always felt that his vision was a little blurry, and there was a swelling around his eye sockets, and there was a tingling pain.
On the contrary, when boys are teenagers, they are often not good at self-dressing, reckless and ignorant like wild boars in the mountains and forests, and like to express their wishes to the girls they like in the most stupid way. And when he was in his twenties, he was poor and couldn't get anything else but enthusiasm and sincerity. When they are thirty or forty years old, they have a successful career, but their hearts are already full of scars, and they no longer believe in the so-called feelings, everything is a transaction in their eyes. If it can be solved with money, it would be great, don't mention feelings... ”
A sneer mixed with mockery came from the other direction: "So that's why you're in the clubhouse, as a special professional 'agent'?"
The voice before said oilily: "You can't say it so ugly." Don't you notice that between men and women of the same age, values are often misaligned. However, men and women of different ages lack the necessary communication channels. And I... There is also our Peony Night Club, which only provides such a two-way communication channel. Strictly speaking, it is actually similar to a marriage agency. ”
"A thirty-year-old woman can find warm men's care in us. A thirty-year-old man can find his lost youth in us. And those young people with dreams can also get a platform to display their ambitions, and exchange their youth for due value. Is that wrong?"
Bang Bang Bang!
Scattered applause came from all directions.
Chu He finally opened his eyes and looked around.
"It's... The police department?"
"And I got into a fight with someone, so I was caught? It seems that this fight is not small, otherwise the police uncle usually doesn't have the leisure to care about some bullshit. Chu He thought to himself.
Then I felt that it was wrong.
"No! There is no reincarnation in the era of the end of the Dharma, and human death is really like a lamp going out, and nothing exists. Why was my past life not in ancient times, but in modern times? ”
An idea exploded in his mind, making Chu He's heart slightly excited.
At the same time, he quickly read the identity of this previous life.
"Xiao Lijun! The last time you were arrested, you were engaged in pyramid schemes. It seems that your eloquence has not been refined, if it weren't for the aspiring young people and dream-chasing old men and women you said, most of whom were lying naked on the same bed, we might have really believed your nonsense. A man in a police uniform knocked on the table and said to the fat man sitting across from him, with a fat head, big ears and a bruised and swollen face.
The fat man Xiao Lijun was still quibbling: "Uncle policeman, comrade policeman, I am really wronged, I just provide a space for them to get to know each other and be alone, so as to solve the country's increasingly stubborn young and even middle-aged marriage problems." Who knew that these people couldn't hold it anymore and rolled into a bed?"
"You can't put all the blame on me just because someone else has made a mistake!"
Looking at the scars on Xiao Lijun's face, Chu He was already very sure that he should have beaten him and was taken to the police station.
It's just that the other party is pimping, how can the predecessor fight with the other party?
"Could it be that ... Chu He's inner drama was complicated, and he suddenly felt like an ant was biting all over his body, and he was extremely uncomfortable.
Although he doesn't have that kind of cleanliness, if he accidentally engages in some male public relations profession, this is a big stain, and he must be full of * and hide from the world.
Reading the memory again, Chu He finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's okay! It's okay! It's just one step away, but fortunately, the predecessor still has some backbone. Although he had a bad brain and was deceived, he dared to say no, and directly filled himself with old fists, and finally succeeded in attracting the police and destroying the den of crime!"
"But looking at this fat man's nonsense, it is obvious that he has no fear. That's right, his club is not small, and even a rare male public relations career is provided, and there must be a lot of energy in the background. This police station may just be a formality. ”
"My current identity is a small 'diao' silk, if I can't press this fat man in prison first and let him be released, it will be a big trouble. Chu He thought to himself.
There is no cultivation in this body, and there is not even a sense of qi.
If Chu He wants to gain the ability to protect himself, he is afraid that it will take a few more days.
Looking at the fat man who was talking about it, Chu He frowned slightly, his eyes twitched and ached, and the wonder came to his heart.
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