Volume 2 The Tiger Returns to the Mountains Chapter 172 Don't tease the martial artists
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Li Tiantian smiled and waved his hand, and said comfortingly: "Your Highness, don't worry too much, although the red rouge martial arts are high, they are not invincible. If Xiang Rong of the South Gate in the hands of His Royal Highness is in a one-on-one fight with the Red Rouge, the last person to survive must be the South Gate Xiang Rong! There is also that dreamy and exquisite poisonous skill, and the Red Rouge may not be able to ask for any benefit in her hands!"
The fourth prince nodded and said with a smile: "Speaking of Meng Linglong, I'm really curious if her fox trick is put on a woman and doesn't know if it works!"
As if he remembered something terrible, Li Tiantian said with horror on his face: "Don't be curious! If Meng Linglong uses another fox trick on me on a whim, then my face will really be lost! It's a shame that no one was there last time, otherwise my reputation as a merry and talented man would really become a joke!"
The four princes laughed and laughed, the woman named Meng Linglong is really a talent of Tiankeli, the four princes have known the talent for so long, he has never seen the talent of the calendar in the hands of people, whether it is the master of the rivers and lakes or the old fox of the temple, the talent has always been easy to deal with!
"Who is Meng Linglong?" asked Li Yichou curiously.
The fourth prince smiled slightly, and said lightly: "You can see it tomorrow, I can tell you in advance, this dream Linglong likes a handsome man like you, you must be prepared, don't fall into the way of others like Li Tian!"
Li Yichou nodded puzzled, Guan Liren, who had never said a word on the side, was also curious, he also wanted to see how terrifying this woman who could make such a demonic talk change as Li Tian.
After a rough discussion, a few people went back to the room, Guan Liren had the order of Mrs. Ye to stay by the side of the four princes, so they had to let Guan Liren and the four princes live in one room, and Li Tiantian lived in one room with Li Yi. When Li Yichou heard this, he trembled like a lightning strike, and Li Tiantian put his arm around Li Yichou's shoulder and quipped: "What? What's the problem with me? Could it be that you are still afraid that I will be lonely at night, and I will be rude to you when I see you beautiful? Although your kid is indeed a national beauty, I am also a gentleman who has done something and does not do anything! The candle in your crotch is still not eye-catching, you can sleep in peace!"
Li Yichou twisted away the hand that Li Tian put on his shoulder extremely uncomfortably, and said in a disdainful tone: "You still don't look down on me? I still don't look down on you, a prodigal son! Don't touch me with your dirty hands, maybe I've touched something dirty!"
Li Tiantian raised his eyebrows, looked at his hand that was hugging Li Yichou's shoulder just now, and muttered: "Don't say it, your kid is really light and soft, and a man is more graceful than that woman, it's really amazing!"
As soon as Li Tiantian's words fell, he heard Li Yichou, who was walking alone, say faintly: "If you say it again, believe it or not, I will cut off your paw and feed it to the dog!"
Li Tiantian gasped, hurriedly retracted his hand to his back, Li Yichou snorted coldly, pushed the door and entered the room. This room is almost the same as the one where the four princes live, the only difference is that there is only one bed in this room! The bed is very large, let alone sleeping two people, even if it sleeps three or four people, it is enough, but Li Yichou's face is full of three words of reluctance!
Li Tiantian looked at the only bed in the room and said with a smile: "This Jia Xingde shouldn't recognize you as a woman! He wants to pull a red line for the beauty of adults! Yes, yes, although Jia Xingde is not a good person, this eyesight is excellent!"
"Li Tiantian, if you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll tear your mouth apart?" Li Yichou said through gritted teeth.
In the face of Li Yichou's threat, Li Tiantian pursed his lips disdainfully, "Even you, with thin arms and thin legs, still want to tear my mouth?" Although people say that scholars fetish the same, there is also a gap between scholars and scholars! If you can beat me, I...."Before Li Tiantian's words were finished, he saw Li Yiqiao dodge and went around behind Li Yichou, he grabbed Li Tiantian's wrist with one hand, and pressed Li Tiantian's shoulder with the other hand, both hands up and down, one up and one press, only to hear the sound of "quack"!
Li's talented arm was broken and dislocated by Li Yichou!
Li Tiantian instantly felt a sharp pain in his arm, where did he endure such a pain, even if he wanted to shout loudly, but he suddenly found that his mouth was blocked by Li Yichou with a cloth! His shouting was even a few points smaller than normal speech!
Li Yichou let go of his hand, and looked at Li Tiantian's weakly drooping arm sitting on the chair in front of Li Tiantian, Li Tiantian covered his arm and kept retreating, looking at Li Yichou's eyes with a little fear and a little lightness.
Li Tiantian spit out the sealed cloth in his mouth, pointed at Li Yichou and couldn't speak for a long time, Li Yicai smiled evilly, the spiritual wind blew under his feet, and he didn't know when he went around behind Li Tiantian!
Li Yichou repeated his old tricks, and grabbed Li Tiantian's wrist and shoulder like Fang Cai, as long as he used a little force, Li Tiantian's arm would also be dislocated by him! Li Tiantian looked panicked, and hurriedly shouted: "Brother Li! Uncle Li! Master Li! Let's stop breaking my arm, okay? I can use this arm, if you break it again, then I will let you make it a pillar!"
Li Yichou smiled slightly, and said in a tone full of disdain: "You just said that if I can beat you, what will happen to you?"
"I... I'll take you as a teacher!, then, if we have anything to say about sitting down, how about you let go of your hand first?"
Li Yichou smiled disdainfully, but he didn't continue to embarrass his talent, and let go of the hand pressing on his arm. Li Tiantian shook his arm with palpitations, looking at his other arm that had been dislocated by swinging with the wind, and suddenly had a feeling of wanting to cry without tears!
"Why didn't you say it earlier? I would have known that you could do martial arts, I wouldn't tease you, and I'm not a masochist!" said Li Tiantian, tugging on his arm.
"Hmph, you mean that if you don't know martial arts, you should be left to tease?" Li Yichou snorted coldly.
After Li Tiantian sat down, the first thing he did was not to ask Li Yiti to pick up his arm for him, but asked suspiciously: "Which sect did you learn this kung fu from?"
Li Yichou's eyes rolled, and he said lightly: "I learned two tricks from my father to capture the kung fu, and I can only use two moves, if the two moves can't control the enemy, my father told me not to care about anything, just turn around and run!"
Li Tiantian nodded without doubt, there are indeed some family-handed martial arts in the rivers and lakes, but most of these martial arts are scarce and broken for various reasons, and it is not impossible for Li Yiqiao to know one and a half moves.
"Do you dare to use foul language in the future?" asked Li Yichou lightly.
Li Tiantian hurriedly shook his head, signaling that he didn't dare, Li Yiqiao nodded and grabbed Li Tiantian's arm and pushed it up!
"Ahh
This scream alarmed the maids outside the house, and the two maids hurriedly pushed the door in, and asked in horror, "What's the matter?
Li Tiantian covered his arm and forced a smile, gritted his teeth and said, "No... It's okay, but I saw a mouse, and suddenly, I was a little scared!"
The two maids covered their mouths and laughed when they heard Li Tiantian's words, no wonder they laughed at Li Tiantian, a big man was so frightened by a mouse that he screamed!
"The two younger sisters will go out first, and ask the two younger sisters to keep it secret!" said Li Tiantian, the corners of his mouth twitched.
The two maids didn't dare to laugh at Li Talent anymore, so they went out after a blessing to the two, leaving only Li Talent and Li Yichou in the house.
Li Tiantian said helplessly to Li Yichou: "Can't you be light? I don't know, I still think that the two of us have the hatred of killing our father and taking our wife!"
Li Yichou didn't pay attention to Li Tiantian's complaints, and went to bed and closed his eyes. Li Tiantian was about to change his clothes when he suddenly heard Li Yichou's faint voice from the bed: "Don't undress, don't go to bed, unless you want both arms to be removed by me!"
Li Tian's mouth opened in disbelief, and after half a sound, a long sigh came from inside the room.
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