Chapter 591: I only like good-looking things
In a slightly secluded house in Chang'an.
In the study, Director Xu's small lecture hall, a group of people gathered, Yu Youmeng was surrounded in the middle, Director Xu looked like him, and he was wearing a director's little green hat on his head, and knocked on the table.
"Okay, okay! Now I'm going to tell you a little bit about the basics. ”
"First of all, you have to change your clothes and change them into men's clothes or Confucian robes... Director Xu pointed at Yu Youmeng and said.
The extinct master sneered: "This little girl is not tall, but her figure is not bad, she doesn't look like a man when she wears men's clothes, she can see through it at a glance, what's the point of doing this?"
Yu Youmeng was a little angry, and was about to open her mouth to refute, but Director Xu said: "Of course it makes sense." ”
"For example, when a group of strangers are together, whether they are men or women, people will always spontaneously concentrate on the good-looking people, and the yearning for beauty is people's nature. But our sense of self-protection will make us spontaneously keep a certain distance when we get along with beautiful and good-looking people of the same sex. ”
"I asked her to change her clothes, not to make her look like a man, but to let go of those women's defenses with this men's clothes, and to give those women who were already attracted by her appearance a psychological hint of self-persuasion. ”
Director Xu's words led to reverie, and Yun Lang was a little uncertain: "Is it possible, what I like is not a woman, but a good-looking person?"
Director Xu smiled: "This is up to you to ask yourself, when will you find a good-looking man in women's clothes, just give it a try." If you are not straight, you will naturally have points in your heart. ”
Then Xu Dao said: "And women pretending to be men, even if they are women pretending to be men who can be seen through at a glance, they will still give people a feeling of challenging abstinence." Because the audience is not only a precept and a madman, there is no end to the meaning in Director Xu's words.
In fact, many TV series and movies have scenes of women dressing up as men, which looks bloody, but there is no doubt that such an old scene can always arouse the audience's interest, especially men's attention, and the psychological connotation involved in this is not needless to say.
Everyone asks themselves, every time they watch TV, when they see a female character dressed as a man, they will be inexplicably poked at some point, even if it is a bad movie, they are inexplicably looking forward to the plot.
Yu Youmeng seemed to have suddenly received some kind of inspiration, and shouted happily: "So that's the case, I still wonder why so many sisters and sisters are willing to play with me, but every time they want to enter the house, they don't obey." It turned out that I couldn't get over the hurdle in my heart, and I needed my help to push it!"
Director Xu nodded and said, "If you want to bend straight men and straight women, you need to blur your gender boundaries first. Give the other party a step down, so that you can induce step by step. If the tip of the needle is hard against Mai Mang from the beginning, I am afraid that many people would rather bend than bend. ”
"Our mission this time is not about how many people we want to bend. But to do a full set of plays, if you want to open up the situation, the primary goal must be chosen well. Director Xu knocked on the table.
The madman Yu had already taken a picture scroll and unfolded it in front of everyone.
In the painting, there is a graceful beauty, looking at Yunlang's eyes bulging and her expression 'hideous'.
Crazy Yu temporarily took the place of Director Xu's keynote speaker, and introduced: "After my investigation and selection, Yu Youmeng's first battle to become famous is her... The head of the flower moon building, the 'first light man'. ”
"Is it the first person who saw the moon on the riverside, and when did the river moon shine at the beginning of the year?"
This poem originally came from Zhang Ruoxu's Spring River Flower Moon Night, but at this time, it refers to the two famous Oiran of Chang'an.
Lou Jianyue in the riverside building, as well as the first light person in the Huayue Building.
The two are equally famous, popular in Chang'an, Wuling is young and entangled, and a song of red silk is unknown, but it is just right for them.
"Isn't this going to be too difficult?" said Jielu, a little unconvinced.
Director Xu said: "On the contrary, after analyzing with the madman Yu, there is a reason why I targeted Chuzhaoren. ”
After that, he turned his gaze to the madman Yu and motioned for the madman Yu to continue.
The madman Yu said: "Although Chu Zhaoren is as famous as Lou Jianyue, he is two years older than Lou Jianyue, and seeing that the shelf of the Oiran can no longer stand, the dignitaries and nobles who were temporarily coaxed by her and Huayuelou have gradually lost their patience. Not long ago, this Oiran finally secretly fell in love with a candidate from the south, and with his private money, he funded the candidate to buy off the examiner, and won a good ranking in the big test. ”
"I thought that the candidate would be an official after the first rank, so I would find a way to redeem her from Huayue Tower, and then go home with the scholar with peace of mind and be an official wife. ”
"Who would have thought that after the candidate won the list, he immediately turned his face and didn't recognize anyone, but instead married the daughter of the household servant, and broke off with the first Zhaoren. ”
This is the end of the background introduction of the crazy man Yu, Director Xu continued: "The current Chu Zhaoren is obviously heartbroken, and she spends her days in panic every day, after all, she is not young, once she is officially combed and won by those dignitaries, she will be sought after after a blowout, and quickly decline." Until she gradually became no different from the average Qinglou woman, it was difficult to turn over again. ”
"We don't lack money, and when Hatsuruto is afraid and desperate for men, if Yu Youmeng comes forward and pulls her out of the fire, then you will definitely be able to win her heart. ”
Of course, to turn gratitude into blatant affection, it takes some more detailed means. ”
After all, there are not many people who are born with bends, and most of them have suffered some unbearable blows in the process of driving in life, which has led to a different path.
As for the kind that is eaten by both men and women... That's a different concept, so let's not mention it for now.
"Damn! It's really hateful, what kind of scum is it, how dare to live up to a beauty like Chu Zhaoren?" Yun Lang smashed the table vigorously and suddenly got up.
"Tell me who it is, I'm going to kill him! I can't swallow this breath without piercing him with a hundred holes. Yunlang's attitude is not like a fake, he who claims to be a monk who protects flowers, the most unseemly is this kind of plot of an infatuated woman with a bad heart.
The crazy man Yu didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement: "I heard that his name is Zhang Nan, and he is a minor official in the household department, and it is not difficult to kill him." ”
Jielu rubbed his eyebrows and pulled the irritable Yunlang: "Sit down for me, don't make any extraneous branches, we're doing business now." ”
Then he glared at the crazy man Yu again.
The madman Yu didn't care, his eyes were scattered, and he looked at the three-inch monk Yi Ku curiously, very interested.
"Now that we have a goal, let's start quickly! The old lady can't wait!" Yu Youmeng shouted with great interest. I don't know if I really want to carry out the plan, or if I want to take the opportunity to get close to the first people...