In the room of the famous cricket hall, there are five people, including Liu Sange, the big man, and the loofah essence, five people who catch fast, are fully vigilant, and the fierce gods are evil, and the bright steel knife is set on the neck of Liu Sange and others, as long as there is a slight movement, the wrist of the catch is fast, and the head of the knife is cut off, and the blood will be splashed in the hall, and the head will fall to the ground, and the fighting cricket room will become a slaughterhouse with blood flowing everywhere in an instant. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Suddenly, as soon as the door of the bucket room opened, a catcher stood at the door, and said loudly: "The head catcher asks, call one, come out one, don't move, come one by one, hey, you, call you, look at what, come out!"

The big guy said, "Who?

Catch quickly pointed at him and scolded: "Stupid as a pig, it's you who screams, come out!"

Holding him fast, he raised his knife with a single knife, slapped him on the shoulder blade with the knife face, and shouted: "Get out." ”

The big man shrank his neck, hugged his head, and said, "Ouch mom, I'm scared to death, don't move the knife or the gun, I'm a good person." ”

The big man held his head and walked out of the room, his crotch was already wet, and he was dripping with urine.

Li Desheng sat at the door of the room, Li Desheng stood behind several catchers and black charcoal, on the square bench on the side, there was a basin, a towel was placed on the side of the basin, the hot water in the basin was steaming, and there was a sturdy catcher standing next to the stool, the cuffs were pulled high, and the tendon meat on the forearm was wisps and wisps, trembling and trembling, which was very good-looking.

What kind of formation is this? The big guy can't see it.

He walked up to Li Desheng with anxiety, hung his head, his eyes stared at his toes, and he didn't dare to look at the head catcher.

Li Desheng scolded: "Useless things, scared like this bear, what's your name?"

The big man said: "Zheng Dacheng." ”

"Where?"

"Ningjin, Shandong. ”

"Hand it over. ”

The big man knew that there was nothing good, but he didn't dare not hand it over, so he stretched out his hand, Li Desheng pinched the back of his fleshy and bony hand, and said, "Well, you can go." ”

The big guy was a little confused, and said, "Shall I go? Are you okay?"

Li Desheng said: "If you are told to leave, why are you talking so much!"

The big man said: "I'm afraid I heard it wrong, I'll go, I'll go, thank you, my lord." ”

The big man turned around and left, took two steps, and then turned back and said, "My lord, the villain has something to say, I don't know whether to say it or not?"

Li Desheng said impatiently: "Just say what you should say, don't say what you shouldn't say." ”

The big man thought about it, made a gesture, and said, "I'd better not say it, thank you, for your kindness." ”

The big man walked away, walked to the door of the famous cricket hall and stood, waiting for his cousin loofah essence and servants.

Hei Tan whispered to Li Desheng: "Master, you just enlarge the block and leave?"

Li Desheng said: "What, no?"

"Yes, of course. ”

Li Desheng said: "Lao Tzu is here to catch the ever-changing Third Brother Liu, no matter how clever the third brother Liu's disguise technique is, the fat body of the big man, the double chin, the fat hands, I think he will be difficult to pretend to be, those fat hands, a pinch, is true, it is determined that it is not the third brother Liu, so he will be released." ”

Hei Tan gave a thumbs up and said, "Gao, Ye Zhen is the top master of the six doors of the contemporary era. ”

Li Desheng's face was colorful, but he said angrily: "This is not worth it, as the saying goes, 'a smile on your face is not a good thing', it seems that you kid has a bad heart." ”

Hei Tan said: "It's not good to say that the master is good, it's not good, it's really difficult to be a man, it's hard to be a man." ”

Li Desheng glanced at him and said, "Master, did you say it?" ”

Black Tan said: "Ah, forget, the villain is bold, the villain shouldn't talk too much." ”

The second person who called out of the room was Brother Yang, and Hei Tan said: "Master, Brother Yang is a person from the famous Cricket Hall, you know him all the time, and the villain guarantees it, so don't check it." ”

Li Desheng said: "Are you the chief catcher, or is Lao Tzu the chief catcher?"

Hei Tan hurriedly said: "The villain is confused, is it okay to be a villain fart, there is no villain to talk here." ”

Li Desheng said: "If you don't speak, no one treats you as wood, and when you are asked to speak, don't swallow and spit out, just hide it." ”

Hei Tan said: "As long as the master asks, the villain will answer, how dare he bother and prevaricate." ”

Li Desheng said: "Okay, that's what you said. ”

Black Tan said: "This is the villain's true words. ”

Li Desheng smiled: "You also have the truth? ”

Hei Tan said: "The master looks down on the villain." ”

Li Desheng glared at him, ignored him, and carefully inquired as usual, like asking a stranger, after asking, he smacked his lips to the catcher next to the square stool, grabbed the back collar of Brother Yang, mentioned it to the side of the square stool, pressed his neck, and dipped it in the basin, Brother Yang shouted: "Wow, hot, kill the chicken and remove the hair, burn me, brother, let go." ”

Catch quickly and deaf ears, picked up Brother Yang's hair, lifted his head from the basin, made a noise, the ground was wet, grabbed the towel on the side of the basin, soaked it in the basin, and wiped it on Brother Yang's face, Brother Yang held his red face with both hands, and shouted: "Lighter, lighter, the skin is going to be rubbed off." ”

Catch quickly scolded: "What do you call, you think you are made of tofu skin, call again, and rub you a few more." ”

Brother Yang hurriedly begged for mercy: "Don't scream, don't scream, don't rub, don't rub." ”

Li Desheng shouted: "Put your hands down." ”

Brother Yang thought he wasn't talking to himself, he still held his red face, ignored it, was annoyed, a hungry eagle pounced on the chicken, buckled his hands, twisted him hard, and cut him back, Brother Yang leaned over and shouted: "What are you doing, lighter, lighter, your hands and bones are going to break." ”

Brother Yang would have screamed, if he didn't scream, it would be difficult, and if he would scream again, no one would pay attention, like a wolf and a tiger, he quickly pushed him to Li Desheng, clasped Brother Yang's wrists with one hand, grabbed Brother Yang's hair with the other, and raised his head for Li Desheng's review.

In this way, Brother Yang turned his face, hunched back, couldn't scream if he wanted to, the laryngeal joints moved up and down, and only made a strange sound of "uh-uh", Li Desheng looked at it, his face was clean, there was no trace of oil paint, he waved his hand, and said, "Let go." ”

Catch quickly and pick up Brother Yang, turn around, and gently send him aside, Brother Yang staggered, knelt on the ground, hurriedly got up from the ground, rubbed his wrists, wiped his tears, and muttered: "The muscles and bones of the hand are almost broken, can this hand still be used?"

The loofah essence and the big servants are all concocted.

The door of the bucket room is always open, and from the bucket room, you can see the whole process of Li Desheng checking everyone in the store, but you can't see the door of the store.

Liu Sange understands that the basin of hot water, that piece of towel, can crack all the disguise techniques, the oil paint on the face will dissolve, and the beard will fall off.

However, he had already thought of the best plan to get out, and at the moment when he pressed his neck and dipped it in the basin, he turned it over and left immediately.

It seems that Li Desheng is indeed a bit difficult, if he killed Li Desheng last night, perhaps, it will be much easier to escape from Hangzhou.

There is no regret medicine to buy in the world, regret is useless, mention it to do anything, when it comes to the end, you must face it calmly, adapt to the situation, do everything possible to find an escape opportunity, if there is a glimmer of hope, immediately hold on, go all out.

Once a person is in a desperate situation, he is not necessarily going to die, but the terrible thing is that the heart is desperate and full of darkness, and if the person is not dead, the heart is dead, then he will definitely die.

An old man who wants to live and is full of vitality wants to kill him, in fact, it is not an easy task.

Although the third brother is young and the rivers and lakes are extremely old, of course he doesn't believe that he will go to the ground today.

Guarding the third brother's catch, the knife slapped on the third brother's shoulder blade, and shouted: "Go out, the leader will call you." ”

The third brother hugged his head and said, "Yes, yes, the villain will go out." ”

Walking up to Li Desheng, Li Desheng shouted: "Put down your hands and raise your head." ”

The third brother hurriedly responded: "Yes." ”

The third brother raised his head, looked at Li Desheng fearfully, lowered his eyes, twisted the corners of his clothes with both hands, and seemed to be at a loss.

Li Desheng asked, "Name?"

The third brother said: "Shi Jiaju." ”

"What's your last name?"

"The 'time' of the time. ”

Li Desheng said: "Well, there are not many surnames, where are they?"

"Suzhou House. ”

Li Desheng said: "Don't speak official language, speak Suzhou dialect, Lao Tzu is also from Suzhou, ask you a question, answer a question, do you hear clearly?"

The third brother said in a Suzhou dialect: "I know." ”

The third brother is a dialect master, when he was a military adviser in the waterway, not only did he learn Nanjing dialect decently, but also learned Suzhou dialect with a person who said Pingdan, Nan Bu didn't think so, the third brother said, fun, maybe useful. Nan Bu said: "Do you have to go to sing and comment?" The third brother said: "How dare you, but it's fun to sing a few songs." Now, it really came in handy, and seeing that Li Desheng was anxious, he replied: "Hange (good)." ”

Li Desheng asked, "What are you doing in Hangzhou?"

The third brother said: "The day before yesterday, I took (the day before yesterday) to the Lingyin Temple to burn incense and worship the Bodhisattva. ”

"Why did the Bodhisattva come to the 'Famous Cricket Hall'?"

The third brother said: "I got up early today, I don't have anything to do (nothing), by the way, I went to the 'Famous Cricket Hall' to see the 'two shots' (cricket), I don't want to touch the moldy head, I encounter a quick catch of robbers, don't do it, I am hungry (I) as the third brother of Liu, Ah is to eat life, there is always some chicken rot Wusu (irritability) Ah yes." ”

The third brother spoke a lot of Suzhou dialects in one breath, the words are round, eloquent, and the gist of Suzhou dialect is deep, even if it is a native of Suzhou, he can't hear the flaws, Li Desheng said: "When you have the surname, you are dissatisfied with this catcher?"

The third brother said: "Where is it, the lord has three eyes, official business, is shouldering the shoulder blade (responsible), the villain's heart is parting with each other, Mu Zhi Mu Jue, the words do not reach the meaning, faint nonsense, faint (dizzy), (you) Qingtian lord, magnanimous, do not see the villain in general." ”

At this time, on the road of King Yue, there was the cry of the funeral procession and the sound of suona gongs and drums.

The third brother didn't care so much, just concentrated and single-minded, using the Suzhou dialect to deal with Li Desheng, the more he talked, the more he spoke, the more he spoke, Li Desheng said: "Okay, don't say it, Suzhou dialect is authentic, and it can't prove that you are not Liu Sange, I heard that Liu Sange can speak various local dialects, and he is more authentic than the locals." ”

Suddenly, Li Desheng stopped talking, his face sank, his eyes widened, and he bluffed: "It's not good, you are Third Brother Liu!"

The third brother made a bow again and again, and said: "Don't be, it's wronged, the lord wants to loosen up and kill the villain, hungry (I) call Shi Jiaju, who lives at No. 138 Guanqian Street in Suzhou, the lord can send someone to Suzhou to inquire, the villain is really not the third brother Liu." ”

Li Desheng laughed and said, "Yes or no, you will see it by washing your face." ”

As soon as he pouted, the person who washed his face grabbed Liu Sange's hair quickly, and put it in the basin, Liu Sange lowered his head and let him be at his mercy, on the surface, he was obedient, but in fact, he was really lucky, and he was ready to shoot at any time.

Now, the situation inside and outside the store has been fully seen, inside the store, he is facing six fast catchers, including Li Desheng, and at the door of the store, there are four fast catchers with a single knife in their hands, fully alert, facing the door.

The third brother's thoughts in his heart turned: the action must be fast, without the slightest pause, click over the head to catch fast, instantly, fly up, fly out from the top of the head of the door to catch fast, fall into the heart of the street, and then, a little toe, sweep on the roof tiles on the street, run wildly, expect, catch fast must have a good light work, chase tailgating, now, the body is not really good, it is expected that the light work is not as good as before, escape on the roof during the day, if you want to get rid of the fast, it is much more difficult than the night, this is no way, if you see the garden of a large family, there must be a garden pavilion and trees, just temporarily fall, hide and hide, a moment, a moment, a moment, until it is dark, and then try to get out。

At this time, the funeral team on the Yue Wang Road got closer and closer, and arrived at the door of the famous cricket hall, and the crying moved the sky, the suona gongs and drums were noisy, and he did not go, led by a fat woman, dressed in mourning clothes, with a cloak scattered, howling, beating his chest and feet, looking for death and life, with a few crying children, women and children, broke into the famous cricket hall, followed by the fat woman was four strong men, carrying a coffin, after the coffin, there were also seven or eight gangsters who hung their children, mixed with blowing suona, The musician who beat the gong and drum, the four catchers who guarded the door of the store, shouted and reprimanded, but no one paid attention, the fat woman was crazy, broke free from the catcher, lowered her head, rushed into the store from the armpit of the catcher, sat on the ground in front of the hall, pointed to the black charcoal, patted the floor, howled, and scolded:" Murderer, black charcoal, black charcoal, return my husband, today, the old lady is not finished with you, you know a few people in the yamen, there are a few stinky money, you can do evil, there is no door, the old lady is desperate not to want this old life, but also to seek justice, come on, bring the coffin of the dead ghost, to the old lady up. ”

It turned out that the coffin was filled with a toad, and the toad's wife had rotten slippers, and she brought a group of people to settle accounts with black charcoal.

In this way, all the catchers in the store rushed to the door, to stop the coffin and the crying crowd, the catcher who grabbed the third brother's hair, let go, threw down the towel, and when he turned around, he was careless, his hand was on the basin, and he knocked over the basin on the square stool, a basin of hot water, bang, poured to the ground, and flowed a little noise, the heat was steaming, and the basin bone was turned in front of the hall, and finally slammed and buckled upside down on the floor......

Just now, just when the third brother Liu was leaning over, and his fingers were just about to touch the waist and eyes of the catcher, the accident happened suddenly, the third brother was overjoyed, and immediately stopped, and the catchers all went to deal with the rotten slippers.

The thief nemesis Li Desheng had a blue face, he couldn't sit still, Huo Di, stood up, stared viciously, and sat in the rotten slippers in the store, the rotten slippers simply rolled on the soaked ground, his whole body was stained, dripping, and he cried: " The old lady is not alive, is there still justice in this world, debts are repaid, murder is repaid, since ancient times, it is justified, God, you open your eyes, black charcoal kills, and kills the debut, and has become a hero for the people, the old lady is not alive, the toad, you take the old lady away, black charcoal, return my husband's life. ”

The crying moved the sky, the preaching shook the ground, and no one would pay attention to a Suzhou tourist with Wu Nong's soft words.

Third Brother Liu's heart was wide, and the opportunity could not be missed, so he would not come again, and sneaked away while the chaos was in chaos.

At this time, Hei Tan's face turned pale with anger, he bit his cheeks, two fierce flames burst out of his slitted eyes, and his whole body was full of murderous energy, and he yelled at the fat woman: "Dare to go to Lao Tzu's shop to sprinkle, count you ruthless, okay, Lao Tzu will send you to see the toad." ”

With a whoosh, he took out a knife, which was sharpened by the ear, and walked towards the fat woman.

The fat woman got up from the ground with a bone, screamed, crawled with a roll, ran out of the store, and called the emperor, saying: "Oh no, the black charcoal is going to kill the old lady, come on, help......"

Four strong men unloaded the bars from their shoulders, lowered the coffins, and each of them flashed his dagger from his bosom and approached the store.

Li Desheng shouted: "Stop! Stop all for Lao Tzu, what's the matter, do you want to be wild? Wow, Lao Tzu let you scatter enough, brothers, show your sword." ”

When the crowd saw the leader's order, their morale was immediately boosted, and they pulled out their swords.

Li Desheng's eyes were like electricity, he glanced back at the black charcoal, and said, "Ah, the old problem is committed again? ”

Seeing this, Black Tan piled up a pale smile on his face, and said, "Master, how dare you, it's just a scare slipper, don't take it seriously." ”

Li Desheng said: "With Lao Tzu here, there is nothing for you to do here, no part for you to speak, and nothing for you to interfere in, do you listen to it?"

Hei Tan salivated and said: "Master, go in, go in, the villain is interested." ”

Li Desheng said: "Throw the knife away." ”

The black charcoal threw down the ox ear sharp knife, the head of the knife stuck on the floor, and the red silk on the handle of the knife swished and shook in the wind.

He lowered his hands and lowered his eyebrows, stood aside, motionless, as docile and obedient as a lamb, and the fierce murderous aura just now disappeared in an instant.

The thief nemesis Li Desheng walked to the door and glanced sideways at the four strong men carrying the coffin, and the four strong men's eyelids drooped, and no one dared to look at them.

The drummers rolled out the signs that were not right, and for a while the drums were silent.

Black Tan shouted angrily: "Throw down the dagger, don't blame the past, resist to the end, and die dead." ”

Only a clanging sound was heard, and the four men obediently threw the dagger at the foot of the steps of the famous cricket hall.

For a while, the four men were at a loss, hung their heads, retreated to the coffin, held the bar of the coffin, and did not say a word, neither advanced nor retreated, extremely embarrassing.

Li Desheng walked to the coffin, patted a man on the shoulder, and said, "Slanted head, I just came out of the class room for three months, why do you want to enter the class room again? It seems that the food in the prison tastes good." ”

"Oblique head" is a crooked head, full of meat, not tall, but the body is thick and horizontal, as wide as a door panel, big hips and thick legs, solid lower plate, long arms and big hands, strong strength, born a thug, in front of Li Desheng, but changed the stubborn appearance of the past, and laughed: "I'm sorry, I don't know that Li Ye is here on business, you must know that Li Ye is here, kill the villain, and don't dare to come to this troubled water." ”

Li Desheng snorted in his nostrils and said: "It's good to know, those who know the times are Junjie, 'tilt head', you have grown, people live, you have to learn a little, and you must grow every day." ”

"Leaning head" repeatedly agreed, and said: "Of course, of course." ”

Li Desheng said: "Well, no, what you said just now tasted wrong." ”

"Leaning his head" said: "Master Li, what's wrong?"

Li Desheng said: "Listen to the voice, listen to the gong, listen to your meaning, when is Lao Tzu not there, you still have to carry the coffin to make trouble?"

"Leaning his head" said: "How dare you, the villain will never come to the famous cricket hall again, even if he wants to play with crickets, he will ask the brothers to come and run." ”

Li Desheng said: "This is what you said. ”

"Leaning head" said: "Once the word is spoken, the horse is difficult to chase." ”

Li Desheng said: "Okay." ”

He walked to the second man, who was a big man with a brand on his left face, and four words on it, "Hair and Qinghai", nicknamed "Qinghai Lake".

Li Desheng punched the chest of "Qinghai Lake" and said: "Qinghai Lake, you can really make trouble, you want to brand the words 'hair with Longjiang' on the right side of your face, and make up a good thing in pairs, right?"

"Qinghai Lake" was frightened as if he was a little shorter, bent over, and said in a loud voice: "Don't dare, don't dare, the villain is entrusted by others, and the love is difficult, I came to make up a number, how do I know that things are big, offended the master, I hope that the lord does not remember the villain, spare the villain." ”

Li Desheng said with a smile: "Let's make trouble, make a lot of noise and be generous, that's fun." ”

Qinghai Lake said: "The villain doesn't have that guts. ”

Li Desheng said: "Be careful to play yourself to death. ”

Qinghai Lake said in a loud voice: "Master's words, the villain keeps them in mind, the words of the master, every sentence is reasonable, it is all for the good of the villain, father and mother, not as good as grandpa." ”

Li Desheng glanced at him and said, "What you say is better than what you sing." ”

He walked to the other end of the coffin and stood in front of the third man, who was about eighteen or nineteen years old, tall and strong, with chest and back muscles, high bulge, but with a baby face, and a cyan scorpion tattooed on one side of his neck, nicknamed "Hainan Island".

When I was six or seven years old, my parents died on "Hainan Island," and when I was 13 years old, I asked for food in Hangzhou, and people asked, "What is your name?" and "What about your parents?" In fact, he is so small, he really can't figure it out, besides, where is he, he can't eat, it's completely negligible, and eating is the most important thing. The person who asked didn't believe it, everyone has roots, they all have hometowns, you can't have it, I asked in a hurry, I remembered the old beggar I met in the broken temple a few days ago, I was very good at posing, saying that I was from Hainan Island, where the flowers bloom all year round, the fruits can't be eaten, and it is as beautiful as heaven, he is not so easy to deceive, and said, since it is so good, why do you always leave Hainan Island. The old beggar said, Lao Tzu has killed people, and he can't stay any longer. They talked for a long time, and when they woke up the next day, the old beggar didn't open his eyes, and shouted at him to shake him, but the old beggar's eyes just didn't open. Thinking of the old beggar, "Hainan Island" was a little sad, perhaps, one day, he would also leave like this, he found a shovel and buried the old beggar. When others asked him where he was from, he remembered the old beggar and said, "Let me tell you the truth, my hometown is on Hainan Island." Since then, Hainan Island has become his name.

Hainan Island doesn't learn well, you learn well at a young age, you can't learn it, you can't learn it badly, you can learn it as soon as you learn it, steal chickens and touch dogs, eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, cheat, fight and fight, omnipotent, just like that, you have become the right-hand man of the toad on the road of King Yue.

Li Desheng walked up to "Hainan Island" and said: "Wow, your kid is here too, yes, you have a chance, I heard that you are doing well on the road, and even many old guns on the road have to let you a little." ”

"Hainan Island" laughed and said: "Master, where is it, you must have listened to the errand, right?"

Li Desheng's face was stiff, and he said: "Lao Tzu listened?!Grass, Lao Tzu is not old, how can he listen to the errand, look, carrying the coffin of the toad, the money is coming, and even Lao Tzu's face is not bought. ”

"Hainan Island" said: "The villain is just here to help, how dare he blackmail money, the villain likes to be lively, follow everyone, paste hi, carry the coffin, make a scene, coax the funeral, and drink wine." ”

Li Desheng sneered: "Then you can join in the fun, tell your boy, don't be polite as a blessing, as long as your kid steps into the famous cricket hall with his front foot, Lao Tzu will cut your front feet, and if he steps a step with his back feet, he will cut off your back feet, so as to save you from running around, causing trouble, and making neighbors, chickens and eggs, and no peace." ”

"Hainan Island" saw that Li Desheng was angry, so frightened that he left the bar on the coffin, turned around and left, and said: "How dare the little one, the master is talking back, he is angry, the small one is not afraid of the sky, the earth is not afraid, I am afraid that the uncle will say cruel words, okay, the small one will leave." ”

Li Desheng slapped his hands on the coffin and shouted, "Stop!"

"Hainan Island" stopped and said, "What's the matter, master?"

Li Desheng said: "As soon as you leave, this coffin lacks a person and cannot be carried, how the coffin is carried will be carried back to Lao Tzu." ”

"Hainan Island" obediently turned around and walked to the bar.

Li Desheng said: "Boy, learn to be obedient, don't play tricks in front of Lao Tzu." ”

"Hainan Island" said: "How dare you, what to do, it's not a matter of a word, let me go, just go, if I don't let you, I will stay." I didn't say it, but my words are definitely good. ”

Li Desheng sneered, walked to the last man, and at this point, he circled around the coffin, and whispered to the fourth man: "'Splitting the brain', this thing is your pick, good wow, there is a kind of wow." ”

There is a terrifying scar on the face of "Splitting Brain", and the scar falls straight down from the right corner of the forehead, through the corner of the right eye, from the corner of the mouth, along the chin, all the way to the base of the neck, as for the bottom of the neck, whether there is a scar or not, no one knows.

Even on a hot day, "Splitting the Brain" refuses to be shirtless, he also knows that the scar is ugly, the scar on his face and neck is exposed, it is the number of days, he can't hide it if he wants to, so he simply let it go, the scar on his body, but he can't let people see it, it's really embarrassing to see.

According to his concubine, the scar was very long, extending from the neck to the male root, and as long as the head of the knife fell a little more, it would be gone.

People are surprised that the knife did not kill the "brain".

That knife was dropped by the little overlord of Qianyue Wang Road.

At that time, Xiaobawang's knife technique was very sharp, and that knife was changed from his original "splitting sugar cane" knife method.

When I was a child, Xiaobawang was good at "splitting sugarcane" to bet on winning or losing, using Hangzhou's local sugarcane, which was slender and crooked, and the straight one was not very large, and the color of sugarcane was usually green and yellow, and the taste was extremely sweet. Because it is thin and crooked, it has to be split straight, so it is difficult to split.

When splitting sugarcane, first rest the back of the knife on the head of the sugarcane, put the sugarcane steady, and then, pick up the knife, quickly chop down, if you cut a piece of sugarcane skin, you can be considered to win that piece of sugarcane, if the waist is cut off, it is a foul, you have to pay a branch of sugarcane.

When gambling on splitting sugarcane, all the teenagers contribute their own money to buy a few branches of sugarcane, and the average teenager can usually only split a short piece of skin, and the sugarcane on the cut of the skin is cut off, and whoever splits it belongs to whom, and there are also those who are skilled in splitting, and can split half of the sugarcane skin, then they win half a branch of sugarcane.

And the little overlord is unique, born with a knife head is extremely accurate, the strength is outstanding, a long sugarcane, higher than his height, he moved a stool, stood on it, can cut down with a knife, immediately jumped off the stool, along with the knife, from the tip to the root of the sugarcane, one knife and two open, then, the whole sugarcane belongs to him.

Every time he bets on sugar cane, Xiaobawang is often the winner, and the onlookers are in an uproar.

When he grew up, he changed the sugarcane knife technique slightly, and became a splitting knife technique, which was very fierce and domineering, and became the overlord on the road of King Yue.

Later, the power of the toad grew, so he took the gangsters to fight for territory, and at that time, it was the "splitting brain" who was not afraid of death who took the lead.

The little overlord saw a lot, sneered, pulled out a quick knife, Leng Ding, according to the "splitting brain" brain is a knife, just like the original splitting sugar cane, "splitting the brain" knew that it was powerful, flashed back, or a step slower, the head of the knife fell straight down from the corner of the forehead, looking at the "splitting brain" blood splashed, when a sigh, left the watermelon knife in his hand, and slowly fell to the ground under his feet, the toad and others were stunned for a while, and they had no claim, and when the little overlord laughed and was smug, but unexpectedly, "split the brain" The scar on the face is long, but the knife is not deep, and he was not chopped to death, "splitting the brain" gritted his teeth, pulled out the dagger from his arms, and the bloody body jumped up, grabbed it, and stabbed the little overlord to death.

In other words, the territory of Yue Wang Road was earned by "splitting the brain" and sacrificing his life, and the "splitting brain" naturally became the second-in-command of the toad.

"Splitting the brain" is a ruthless character who dares to fight, the day the black charcoal stabbed the toad to death, it happened that he was not present, if he was, the "splitting brain" plan would not give up, the result must be: only one of the two can live, or, die in the coffin together.

"Splitting the brain" ignores the royal law, ignores life, is not afraid of the sky, is not afraid of the earth, and is the pioneer of the toad.

However, there are also people who are afraid of "splitting brains", that is, the thief nemesis Li Desheng.

, The eyes surnamed Li are really poisonous, as soon as the eyes are staring, Lao Tzu's heart is furious, and the backbone is cold, the surname Li is the uncle, the Jade Emperor, and the nemesis of Lao Tzu's life, Lao Tzu can't be provoked, can't he hide!

Seeing Li Desheng, I don't know how to do it, the heart of "splitting the brain" will tremble, if you want not to tremble, it is impossible, even I feel too embarrassed, fortunately, others can't see it, the surname Li doesn't eat people, what are you afraid of, he comforts himself with all his might, comfort is comfort, his heart is still trembling, it is really ****** evil door.

The root of the disease that Li Desheng was afraid of when he saw it was last year.

In the first half of last year, "splitting brains" was arrested by Li Desheng for picking quarrels and provoking trouble, sent to a prison cell, and squatted for half a year.

Li Desheng said: "Split your brain, Lao Tzu won't beat you, and I won't scold you, you can think about Lao Tzu behind closed doors, when you figure it out, when you come to Lao Tzu, you can't figure it out, just squat in prison, Lao Tzu let you squat in prison for a good time." ”

"Splitting the brain" said angrily: "So little thing, you caught Lao Tzu in, Lao Tzu couldn't figure it out." ”

Li Desheng smiled: "Is this true?"

"Splitting the brain" said: "What's the matter, Lao Tzu just can't figure it out." ”

Li Desheng didn't say anything more, glanced at him, and left.

The six months in prison were really not people's lives!

"Splitting the brain" was stuffed into a single cell, the cell only left a fist-sized air hole, no sunlight, looking out of the air hole, you can see an oil lamp, the light is like a bean, dying, people are locked in it, they don't know whether it is day or night, and they don't know whether they are dead or alive, just like the ancient prison lamp that never goes out.

The cell was made of boulders, with a heavy iron door, as small as a cage.

It is not high, people stand up, they can't stand up straight, they have to keep their heads down, bend over, sleep at night, their feet can't be straightened, they can only lie on their bodies, bend their legs, or, put their feet on the wall, change their postures as you like, but they are always neither left nor right, they are full of brains, their muscles and bones ache, the cells are narrow, they are as wide as the shoulders, and the stone walls on both sides are like the stone grinders and grinding discs of stone mills, which are so cramped that people can't breathe, and many times in my dreams, my body has been crushed into meat cakes by the stone mills.

Fleas, bed bugs, four-legged snakes, snails, stove pheasants, acacia insects, scorpions, and centipedes come and go in an endless stream in the prison. Biting "splitting the brain", the body is incomplete, and the body is covered with scaly wounds.

At first, he was brutal and scolded, but then he found that the scolding was useless, no one paid attention to him, and no one persuaded him, and the stone wall in the cell bounced back angrily, as if he was scolding himself, echoing in the narrow cage, shaking his ears buzzing, his head was dizzy, and his heart became more and more annoying.

The jailer treated him like a caged beast, left to roar and fend for himself.

Later, he stopped scolding, and he couldn't scold anymore.

The daily prison meal is moldy chaff, and I don't care if I am full, I am so hungry that I am dizzy, I am tired, and I don't even have the strength to speak, how can I complain about the sky and curse the heavens and curse the earth again? !

Eating bran pharyngeal vegetables is nothing, the most damaging thing is that the moldy food is mixed with stones from time to time, and the cold Ding bites it, and the teeth are crushed, and the pain makes people gasp for air.

Compared to water, everything is negligible.

The single cell only provides a small cup of yellow water a day, the water has a fishy smell, I don't know if it is human urine, or horse urine, human urine and horse urine don't matter, drink it, drink it can quench your thirst and live, if you don't drink it, you will die, a small cup of water, in fact, it doesn't work, a big living person, a small cup of water, how to quench your thirst, especially in summer, you are so thirsty that your throat and eyes are smoking, if you are not careful, a cup of water is overturned, then, this day, you just boil it.

Looking forward to the next day's small cup of yellow water, the time will become very, very long, like death, boundless, endless.

There was no wind in the single cell, and there was a dead silence all year round, and the silence was like staying in a grave, and the silence was so dead that people wanted to go crazy......

"Splitting the brain" is not afraid of death, but he is afraid of living and suffering, and he finally understood the meaning of the sentence "People's hearts are like iron, not like iron, and official law is like a furnace and is really like a furnace".

Half a year later, he couldn't stand it anymore, tore off the gold necklace around his neck, stuffed it in the jailer's hand, and begged the jailer to find Li Desheng, the jailer looked at the ruby ring ring on his ring finger, kept silent, "split the brain" and took off the ring, stuffed it in the jailer's hand, and said: "It's all here, Dad, it's Lao Tzu begging you, give Lao Tzu a message to go to Mr. Li's head catcher, saying that I'm 'splitting the brain' This time I finally figured it out, and I obeyed, from now on, I will change my mind and face, be a good person, and no longer dare to tilt my head, and be the king and hegemon on the territory by my temperament." ”

After that, "split the brain" wrote a letter of repentance, signed and drawn, and swore that in the future, he would no longer dare to look at the king's law, and he would change his mind and be a good person again.

Li Desheng looked left and right at the broken face of "splitting his brain", and secretly thought: It is impossible to be a good person, it is good to cause less trouble, not to cause big things, sigh, and let him go.

Today, Li Desheng came to the front of the "splitting brain", the "splitting brain" was like a cat seeing a mouse, trembling in his heart, his face was so frightened that he bowed his head and said: "Master, ah, yes, yes, the master is here, the villain is really blind and dead, yes, the villain knows his mistake, and immediately lifts the coffin and leaves." ”

Because of the trembling in my heart, I couldn't speak, intermittently, a little out of breath, and almost lost my breath.

Li Desheng said: "Slow, if you come, you will be safe, and you will not be impatient if you are a little restless." ”

"Splitting the brain" couldn't figure out what medicine was sold in Li Desheng's gourd, and said: "Yes, listen to the master." ”

He turned around and folded his arms over his chest, with a sneer on the corner of his mouth, watching the rotten slippers splash and howl in the middle of the street, neither scolding nor stopping, just blindly watching the white play.

The rotten slippers glanced at Li Desheng while crying, thinking that the surname Li had nothing to do with her, so he made even more trouble, rolling in the street, shouting for the sky and grabbing the ground, crying: " Poor toad, you died so miserably, after death you also carried a blackmail, robbery, attempted murder, death has a reputation of innocent, this breath, how can the old lady swallow it, the old lady dragged her children and daughters, the old and the young, lonely and miserable, there is no way to mourn, you can't live, toad, you take the old lady away, the big deal is dead, the eyes are closed, the fists are clenched, a hundred, it is much better than being angry and guilty alive, the sky, please, open your eyes, black charcoal is ruthless, killing is like killing chickens, ouch mom, Qiankun Langlang, where is the reason, the blue sky and the white sun, where is the king's law, the old lady is not alive, and he has an old life, but also to seek justice for the toad, black charcoal, black charcoal, if there is a kind, come out, and do the old lady, the old lady will not let you go if she is a ghost, let your whole family die, drag you into the eighteenth layer of hell, so that you will never be able to live beyond life. ”

The two sons of the rotten slippers, only seven or eight years old, followed her, crying profusely, in addition, there were four or five women hired to cry and mourn beside her, dragging a long crying voice, followed by a coaxing cry, the crying array was violent, one after another, seeing that Li Desheng was gone, the blower hired to do the funeral, the courage was strong, the suona gongs and drums sounded again, and the lively people on the street surrounded the three layers inside and the outer three layers, blocking the Yuewang Road.

After watching it for a while, Li Desheng waved to the "Splitting Brain", and the "Splitting Brain" hurriedly leaned over, bowed his head and said, "Although I commanded, Master." ”

Li Desheng said: "Did you take away the rotten slippers, or did Lao Tzu take her away?"

"Splitting the brain" said: "Master, calm your anger, leave this matter to the villain." ”

Li Desheng said: "Do your words work?"

"Splitting the brain" said: "It works." Lord, after the death of the toad, now, the villain has become the boss. ”

Li Desheng said: "Lao Tzu is in a good mood today, pick up a cheap one for you, if you dare to be evil, go to the famous cricket hall again to pick quarrels and provoke trouble, you try, Lao Tzu does not look for others, just look for you." ”

"Splitting the brain" said: "Ye is a villain, don't say anything, loyal or disloyal, look at the action, the villain will no longer dare." ”

"Splitting the brain" walked to the rotten slippers, whispered a few words, the rotten slippers immediately shut up and stopped crying, lifted the cuffs, wiped a handful of tears and snot, got up from the ground with a bone, patted the dust on his body, and pulled the two sons away, the four or five women who were crying, saw that the signs were wrong, and stopped crying at the same time, and the musicians who operated the suona drums and cymbals also stopped blowing when they saw the wind making the rudder.

"Splitting the brain" shouted: "Go home." ”

He took the lead, picked up the bar and put it on his shoulder, Qinghai Lake and the others hurriedly followed suit, lifted the coffin, and walked away with a group of minions and drummers.

When all the people saw it, they all clapped their hands and cheered, coaxed and coaxed away the "Splitting Brain" and others.

Li Desheng walked into the famous cricket hall, and the black charcoal greeted him and said, "Hard work, master." ”

Li Desheng sat on the chair just now, and suddenly, he slapped his forehead and said, "Hey, where is that Suzhou guy?"

Black Tan said: "Let's go." ”

"How did you get there?"

"I didn't see it. ”

Li Desheng asked his subordinates to catch quickly, and said: "How did the Suzhou Yankees go, who saw it?

The catchers looked at each other and said, "I'm patronizing to deal with 'Splitting Brain' and others, how can I pay attention to him." ”

Li Desheng asked Osmanthus Robe and the others: "Have you seen it?"

Sangun'er shook his head with broad teeth, and said in osmanthus robes: "It seems to be sticking to the root of the wall and going south?"

Li Desheng said: "Think about it again, did you go south? ”

Seeing that Li Desheng was serious, Osmanthus Robe hurriedly changed his words: "It doesn't seem to be, the villain remembered it wrong." ”

Li Desheng said: "You kid took the wrong medicine, one moment he said that he was facing south, and the other time he said no, and he didn't use his brain when he spoke." ”

Osmanthus robe said: "The villain's mind is full of crickets, other things, always make mistakes, the villain's words don't count, just treat the villain as if the villain didn't say it." ”

Catch it and coax it, it's all fun.

Li Desheng stomped his feet angrily and said, "Hey, that Suzhou guy must be Third Brother Liu." ”

Hei Tan said: "No, how can there be so many Third Brother Liu." ”

Li Desheng said: "Even if ordinary people want to slip, they won't slip away, ghosts don't know, it's not him, who can it be!"

No one will refute the words of the chief catcher Li Desheng, so as not to be scolded; the crowd catchers did not say anything, but said in their hearts: Hey, Mr. Li is catching the head of the third brother Liu and arresting him crazy.

Huo Di, Li Desheng got up, took an arrow step, jumped into the fighting room, inspected for a week, there was not even a ghost shadow, on the table of the eight immortals, in the black cricket basin, there was a cry of Qu Qu, the lonely and lonely chirping of the crab shell green, and there was no one in the huge fighting room.

Only then did he walk out of the room unhappily, and when the catchers saw it, he shook his head secretly: No, the behavior is weird, the appearance is strange, really, it's crazy to catch the third brother.

Hei Tan said: "Master Li, in the evening, the villain will set up a table in Tianxiang Building, please invite everyone." ”

Li Desheng said: "No, I don't have time, I'll talk about it another day." ”

Li Desheng waved his hand and said quickly to the crowd: "Let's go, go to Gou'er Mountain." ”

After sending away Li Desheng and the big guys, the guys of the famous cricket hall were busy cleaning the store, and Hei Tan sat on the chair to take a breath, today's events came suddenly, fortunately there was a chief catcher Li Desheng, who escaped, and was secretly rejoicing, when he suddenly heard someone in his ear: "Brother Hei Tan, oh, Brother Hei, I am Brother Liu, I am talking to you in ventriloquism, others can't hear it, please don't show a suspicious look, lest others suspect it, do you hear clearly? Listen clearly, just nod your head, I am looking at you on the second floor of the teahouse across the street." ”

There is indeed a Qingteng teahouse across the street, and the long window on the second floor is all open, I don't know which window the third brother is sitting in.

The voice was very clear, and Black Tan nodded slightly.

Sure enough, the guys in the store were all busy mopping the floor and wiping the table, and they didn't hear the third brother's words at all.

The third brother's ventriloquist method has long been rumored in the rivers and lakes, and of course Hei Tan knows it, so he is not very surprised.

It's just that the third brother called him "Brother Black", and felt a little laughing, is Lao Tzu a black person? Or is his heart black? When I see him, I have to ask him face to face.

Third Brother Liu's voice sounded in his ears again: "I want to ask Brother Hei for a favor and help me escape from Hangzhou City." Okay, just nod, no, just shake your head. ”

Black Carbon neither nodded nor shook his head, unable to make up his mind for a moment.

The third brother said: "Brother Hei, I know that you have a wide range of contacts and many friends, you can help, but you neither agree nor refuse, isn't it, it is inconvenient to express your position now, and you want to talk about it in person? If so, please nod." ”

Black Tan was still unresponsive for a long time, as if he was contemplating, but his face was expressionless.

The third brother said: "There is an urgent matter in the next place, and you are in a hurry to leave Hangzhou, if you can discuss, you will nod, if you can't, you will shake your head or refuse to reply, and you can only give up and find another way out." ”

Black Carbon finally nodded.

The third brother said, "Thank you." Brother Hei, don't keep looking at the second floor of the Qingteng Teahouse, I'm no longer in the Teahouse. Nowadays, the area around the famous cricket hall is covered with plain clothes, you must be thinking, when the time comes, how will we meet? ”

Hei Tanxin said: "Third Brother Liu, you kid is capable, obviously hidden on the second floor of Lao Tzu's shop, but said it was in the Qingteng Teahouse." ”

He turned and glanced up at the stairs behind the counter, and in a trance, there seemed to be a figure flashing upstairs.

Then he shouted: "Guys, close the store early today, everyone has worked hard, tomorrow will rest for a day, reopen the day after tomorrow, the morning after tomorrow, buy some firecrackers, put it well, and wash away the mildew." ”

All the guys agreed in unison, got up to the door, and said to Hei Tan: "Let's go, Lao Tzu still has to take inventory." ”

Osmanthus robe said: "Boss, I'll help you with it." ”

Hei Tan said: "Lao Tzu should be quiet, rationalize his thinking, how to deal with the scum of 'splitting brains' in the future, this is not something you can help, let's go osmanthus robe, thank you." ”

He pushed the osmanthus robe out, closed the door, and plugged in the deadbolt.

Leaning his back against the door, looking at the dark staircase, he asked himself: What's wrong with you? You don't owe anything to Third Brother Liu, why did you agree to meet him?

Just now, if Li Desheng was not there, his own foot would be about to step into the ghost gate.

Really, open the door and walk away, neither report him, nor help him, it's interesting enough, more things are better than less, you mud bodhisattva cross the river, it is difficult to protect yourself, and you still take care of this file of birds, do you want your family to do it?!

As soon as he thought of this, he turned around and touched the deadbolt with his hand......

2016/07/02