Chapter 1 I have the system I hang the most

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The harsh sunlight shines under the dense ancient trees.

Lin Jian opened his sleepy eyes.

Confused!

"What's going on? Where am I?"

Obviously sleeping well in the dormitory!

Could it be a prank by a few roommates in the dorm?

It's really possible.

Lin Jian has a bad mouth, he is still an orphan, he is quite unsociable, and he usually offends a few roommates in the dormitory, so the relationship is naturally very tense.

It is also possible to say that it is their prank.

Not right either!

There is no such dense forest near Qingcheng!

There are few places like this in the whole of Huaguo.

Is it necessary for those misers in the dormitory to get him to a place with such a nice view to prank?

Thinking of this, Lin Jian's whole person was not good.

I'm not going to cross over, am I?

Drip!

The taunt system has been activated.

Please check the detailed functions by yourself!

Hearing the voice in his head, Lin Jian was excited!

"Goldfinger is here so soon? There is a system, and Lao Tzu is still afraid of an egg. ”

Then I looked at the information in my head.

Host: Lin Jian

Realm: Mortal

Exercises: None

Taunt Value: 0 (Taunt value is enough to grant any wish of the host.) )

Evaluation: Although the host is rubbish, the system will still take you to the heavens and all worlds.

Good system, it's just tailor-made for me Lin Jian.

Taunt others to get taunt points, very good and powerful, not only can you pretend to compare, but you can also travel in the heavens and worlds.

Thinking that he would punch the pride of all walks of life in the future and tease the peerless beauties of the Ten Thousand Worlds with his legs, Lin Jian couldn't help but laugh out loud with a pig cry.

A loud bang interrupted Lin Jian's obscenity.

Lin Jian looked towards the place where the sound came from.

A big tiger more than three meters long slowly walked out from behind the big tree.

Maybe it was because the tiger had eaten enough before, so he didn't rush up to bite Lin Jian.

The tiger slowly circled around Lin Jian with a playful look.

The tiger that he had only seen in pictures and circuses before really appeared in front of Lin Jian's eyes, and he said that he didn't believe it if he wasn't afraid of ghosts.

And this tiger is not a circus look, it is twice as big as the tiger Lin Jian had seen in his previous life.

Lin Jian trembled and looked at the tiger for four or five turns, and found a very serious problem.

Nima sells batches, this tiger not only wants to eat him, but also wants to play with him.

Taxis are edible, not played!

"Could it be that I, Lin Jian, am going to die here today?

"Even if it's death! I'm going to tear off a mouthful of your hair!"

Thinking of this, Lin Jian's face was full of expressions of death, and he roared angrily and launched the final charge towards the tiger.

The tiger put away his playful eyes and followed suit, ready to end the life of this small but brave prey.

This is its most basic respect for the strong!

Lin Jian turned around, climbed the tree, and did it in one go.

In the blink of an eye, I climbed to a big tree that was six or seven meters high.

He wiped the sweat from his forehead and gasped.

He put out his middle finger and dipped some saliva from his mouth and stretched it out towards the tiger.

"Silly, aren't you? ”

This time it was the tiger's turn to be confused.

"Where is the good vow to die?

Say a decisive battle?

Where's the brave fight you say?"

A drop of crystal saliva fell from Lin Jianzhong's finger and smashed right on his huge tiger head.

Although he didn't understand what this action meant, the tiger felt that he had never been so insulted in his life.

There was not a single animal in the entire Great Forest that dared to mock the dignified King of the Forest like this.

The tiger, which was greatly stimulated, pounced on Lin Jian on the tree like crazy.

Drip!

Congratulations to the host for taunting the tiger for gaining 1 taunt point.

Congratulations to the host for successfully obtaining the Starter Pack for their first taunt.

Congratulations to the host for acquiring the Vajra Divine Skill.

The tiger that came from under the tree refreshed Lin Jian's worldview, and he didn't notice the prompt sound of the system in his mind.

What tiger can jump more than five meters high? It's urgent!

If I climb a little higher, death won't be able to catch up with me, this is Lin Jian's only thought at the moment.

The tiger pounced on Lin Jian, and Lin Jian and the tiger fell to the ground together.

Lin Jian lay on the ground, closed his eyes, and pretended to be dead without moving.

It is said that tigers do not eat dead animals, and pretending to be dead may not be able to escape.

If this tiger does not play cards according to common sense, I hope that this tiger can have a good time, and maybe I can cross again.

The tiger shook his head, which was a little dizzy, and quickly ran to Lin Jian's side, pressing a pair of sharp front paws on Lin Jian's body, as if he was afraid that Lin Jian would run away again.

Seeing that the humans below him had no reaction, the tiger put his head on Lin Jian's body and sniffed, could it be that he was already dead?

Although I don't usually eat death, I have to make an exception today.

Thinking of this human's movements, I felt a wave of shame rushing over my body.

The tiger opened its bloody mouth and bit Lin Jian's neck like a dog.

The only difference is that the dog pounces on it and licks, and the tiger pounces on it to kill it!

Boom!

It's a little harder, harder than stone.

A bit of a toothache.

But the neck is still broken!

The tiger felt that as long as he could bite the hateful human under him and devour it little by little, the toothache would not be a big deal!

looked at the two bloody fangs lying quietly on Lin Jian's neck.

The tiger's mind takes 10,000 critical damage.

Even more frantically biting all over Lin Jian's body.

When the tiger was about to bite Lin Jian's 0.01 second, Lin Jian woke up!

Lin Jian was furious!

Lin Jian's small universe exploded!

Instead of letting the tiger bite to death, it is better to fight the tiger bravely!

Even if you can't be a tiger hero, you can be a tiger fighter!

It didn't take three seconds.

Lin Jian was instigated!

Lin Jian was scared!

Lin Jian lay on the ground and pretended to be dead!

It is impossible to fight, and you can only maintain your life by pretending to be dead.

I felt a tingling itch on my neck, and a refreshing feeling of massage came from my whole body, mixed with the sound of clothes breaking.

Why don't the tigers eat me?

Still help me with a massage?

The tiger is possessed by the Virgin?

Lin Jian cautiously opened his eyes slightly, for fear that the tiger would find out that he was pretending to be dead.

The massage is good, why is the tiger taking off my clothes?

Is this a perverted tiger? ready to take me xxoo?

Besides, we are not the same kind of people! Sure enough, we are a brute!

I'm still a virgin, I'm still a first.

Lin Jian lay on the ground and shouted silently.

Shall I cooperate with the tiger in a moment?

Maybe this tiger won't kill me.

That's a good idea, and it's worth giving it a try.

Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the tiger's crotch.

It's still only a male!

Lin Jian wants to cry without tears!

Don't bite me anywhere!

Just when Lin Jian had already decided that he wanted to be a eunuch.

A burst of comfort came....

Life is like being forced by a sword, and if you can't resist it, you can only enjoy it.

Lin Jian shamelessly lay on the ground and enjoyed it.

There seems to be a prompt in the system just now.

Lin Jian, who was not in danger for the time being, checked the system information in his mind.

Host: Lin Jian

Realm: Mortal

Exercise: Vajra is not bad (the only function is immune to any attack below the innate realm)

Taunt Value: 1 (Taunt value is sufficient to grant any wish of the host.) )

Evaluation: Although it's just that the host is an anti-beating garbage, the system will still take you to the heavens and all worlds.

Forehead...

King Kong is not bad, he looks very hung when he hears the name, and he is immune to any attack after the innate realm, this tiger should not have reached the innate level!

Looking at the information in the system, Lin Jian blushed rarely.

It turned out that the tiger was not able to bite him, and not ....

Looking at the tiger that was still moving on his body, Lin Jian didn't know whether to let the tiger exercise again, or where to exercise.

After a while, almost comfortable, Lin Jian stood up.

The tiger was already tired like a dead dog, lying motionless on the ground, if it weren't for the breath coming out of his nose and blowing up the soil on the ground, Lin Jian would have thought that the tiger was tired to death.

The flesh and blood in the tiger's mouth were blurred, and a stream of white foam flowed from the corners of the mouth, and I don't know if it was tired or something else.

The ground was in shambles, tiger teeth, strips of rags, and tiger nails were scattered all over the ground.

A gust of wind blew, and Lin Jian, who had no thread on his body, felt a little cold.

He picked up a few slightly larger rags from the ground and made them into a pair of trousers, put them on his body, and looked at the tired tiger like a dead dog on the ground.

Kill it, can't it?

Tigers with no teeth, no claws, and wounded are also very difficult to survive in dangerous forests.

Lin Jian didn't know what to do.

The tiger on the ground saw Lin Jian, who had been bitten by himself for a long time, and stood up alive again.

The tiger was scared.

The tiger was timid.

The tiger wants to go home to his mother.

The tiger felt that there was nothing more terrifying in the world than Lin Jian.

Lin Jian decided to ask for the tiger's opinion!

"You're going to be my mount from now on, aren't you?

Oh... The tiger screamed.

Lin Jian stepped on the tiger's nailless paws.

"Lao Tzu is asking you if you agree?"

The tiger was very helpless, the tiger was desperate, the tiger wagged its tail and lay in front of Lin Jian and licked Lin Jian's feet.

"It seems that I agreed, I have always been to convince people with virtue. ”

Lin Jian turned over and rode onto the tiger's back.

It's soft, it's cottony, and it's comfortable!

The tiger limped with Lin Jian and walked out of the forest.

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