317. Being molested by a woman

Wu Chengen then said to Zhou Gongzi:

"So Gongzi Zhou, don't tell anyone about Brother Du's identity!"

Zhou Gongzi immediately said:

"Du Gongzi is not even afraid of the emperor, but he is afraid of revealing his identity?"

Du did not forget to smile at this time and said:

"I'm not an immortal, so of course I have to keep my identity a secret. ”

Then he said to Zhou Gongzi:

"Zhou Gongzi, I watched you act in a whole scene today, your monkey's acting skills are really excellent!"

Zhou Gongzi looked at Wu Chengen on the side with some joy at this time, and then said:

"This script is all written by Boss Wu, I'm just acting according to it!"

Wu Chengen said:

"Actually, I told Zhou Gongzi before that it might be dangerous to play this scene, and I planned to play the monkey myself, but after Zhou Gongzi read the script, he did not flinch, and resolutely took the initiative to play the monkey and extinguish the spirit of those monks!"

Du Buyi immediately asked:

"Brother Wu Xian, how did you know about the defeat of the nine monks and the Great War?"

Wu Chengen said:

"After these monks were defeated, it has spread in this ten-mile town, and I improvised this script, and I just took it out to give the people here a lot of fun!"

Du did not forget to give Wu Chengen a thumbs up, and then said:

"Brother Wu Xian is really a genius, and he can improvise such a good script!"

Then he asked:

"Is that poem on the stage also improvised by Brother Wu Xian?"

吴承恩 says:

"This poem was conceived by me, Zhou Gongzi and Tang Yan, the three of us!"

Du did not forget to laugh and said:

"After a big defeat and fled in a hurry, three donkeys and six pigs did not admit defeat, what a good thing to say!"

At this time, Zhou Gongzi said:

"I wrote this poem!"

At this time, a woman's voice suddenly came from outside the door:

"The three donkeys are holding back, but the fattest of the six pigs almost bit you, didn't he?"

Du didn't forget to hear the voice, and then looked at the door, it was Bai Gongzi who had arrived.

At this time, Zhou Gongzi hurriedly asked curiously:

"Where did you come from, little beggar, and why did you come to our house?"

Bai Gongzi rushed to say before Du Yiyi's words:

"In Xia Bai Gongzi, he is not a beggar, if Zhou Gongzi thinks I am a beggar, then what should you do yourself?

At this time, Du Bu did not forget to see that the atmosphere was a little embarrassing, so he immediately pulled Bai Gongzi and said to Zhou Gongzi:

"This is a friend of mine, he is not a real beggar, my friend has a unique hobby, likes to pretend to be a beggar and tease passers-by, and I hope that Zhou Gongzi will not be angry!"

Bai Gong didn't pay attention to Du Cheng, but immediately said to Zhou Gongzi again:

"What I saw today Zhou Gongzi is a hero, but I didn't expect to see Zhou Gongzi now, only to find out that Zhou Gongzi is just a person with a small belly, I Bai really saw the wrong person, I saw the wrong person, I saw the wrong person......!"

Zhou Gongzi's face immediately became more difficult to look at when he heard this, he clenched his fists and got up and rushed towards Bai Gongzi, but fortunately, Wu Chengen and Yan'er even got up and grabbed it.

Bai Gongzi then said again:

"You little white face still want to beat this son, then you can try it, this son is worried that no one will accompany me to practice boxing and kicking!"

Du Buyi also grabbed Bai Gongzi's two arms at this time and said:

"Don't make a fuss, Bai Gongzi!"

Bai Gongzi then glared at Zhou Gongzi and said:

"Here you go...... Here you go...... Do you think this son is afraid of you...... They are used to people like you, but this son will not be used to you!"

Zhou Gongzi also pointed at Bai Gongzi with one hand at this time, and wanted to break away from Wu Chengen and Tang Yan's hands with the other, and said:

"Don't stop me, I must teach this little beggar who doesn't know how to be polite today!"

At this time, Zhixuan seemed to have heard the noise outside, so she immediately came out with a group of troupe maids, and then shouted at everyone:

"Stop arguing, okay?"

Seeing this, Du did not forget to take a look at Zhixuan, and then said to Wu Chengen and Yan'er:

"Then I'll take my white brother away first, and I'll come back tomorrow when I have time!"

Then he pulled Bai Gongzi and walked to a few hundred meters outside the compound before letting go of Bai Gongzi.

At this time, Bai Gongzi was a little puzzled and said to Du Yi:

"It was that little white face who made fun of me as a little beggar first, why didn't you help me and stop me?"

Du did not forget and said:

"How can you ask me to help you, don't you know that Zhou Gongzi already has an opinion on me, if I help you say something, then the misunderstanding will be even bigger in the future?"

Bai Gongzi angrily pushed Du Bu and said:

"You go away, I don't know you, don't say I'm your brother in the future!"

Du did not forget to say immediately:

"We weren't really brothers, you're my good sister!"

Bai Gongzi then said:

"Okay, I don't want to pay attention to you!"

He turned and ran forward.

Du Buyi was naturally a little worried about her, so he chased after her, and chased him all the way to the door of the inn.

At this time, Bai Gongzi said to the innkeeper:

"Trouble boss, you can help me get this person out!"

The proprietress then came over to take a closer look, wasn't this the person who had promised to give her a piece of silver before?

"You asked me to check, I've found out, it's this white boy who chartered the two inns in our town, you should give me the silver, right?"

At this time, Bai Gongzi saw that the proprietress had not yet rushed out, so he said again:

"If you don't kick him out again, I'll have to pay for the return of the store!"

The proprietress then directly pushed Du Bu Bu to the outside and said:

"This son, hurry up and give the money, I believe you won't break your word!"

Du Buyi smiled bitterly, took out a silver ingot from his bosom and gave it to the proprietress, and said:

"I'm afraid that I won't be able to find someone like me in the world anymore, and I have to give you silver if I am driven out by you!"

At this time, after the proprietress returned to the inn, she closed the door of the inn tightly.

Du did not forget to see that Bai Gongzi had returned to the inn to rest because he was angry for a while, and felt a little tired, so he returned to the big tree before and dozed off there.

After a while, I fell asleep again, but at this time I had another dream, and I dreamed that I actually dreamed that the dead Hosokawa Keiko, Xia Zihan and Liu Shuzhen were chasing and frolicking in a strange garden at this time.

Du Buyi walked behind the three of them at this time, gently patted Xia Zihan on the shoulder, and asked:

"Zihan, how are you doing over there?"

At this time, Keiko rushed over and said to Du Buyi:

"We're not having a good time at all!"

Du did not forget to hurriedly ask again:

"Why do you say that?"

Xia Zihan said at this time:

"Because you've almost forgotten us, how can we be doing well!"

Du Bu Chu immediately explained:

"I haven't forgotten you, have I?"

I only heard Keiko's voice say:

"If you forget, forget it, don't explain, don't worry, we'll forget you, just because we've never met!"

Du Bu was about to explain, but found that the three of them had disappeared, and only heard a few echoes shouting:

"Forget it...... Forget it...... Just live a good life!"

Du did not forget to shout loudly:

"I can't forget...... I can't forget...... Because my name is Du Don't forget ......!"

At this time, Du Bu Bu suddenly felt a chill on his body, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that someone had poured a bucket of cold water on the note, and looking left and right, there was no one around at all.

At this time, I only heard a familiar voice say:

"You deserve it, you can't forget it...... Can't forget who it was for?"

Du Buxiang looked up at this time, and Bai Gongzi had already changed into a white women's dress, carrying a bucket and sitting on a tree more than a foot above his head and laughing at himself.

Du Buyi was a little angry at this time and said to the white lotus on the tree:

"White girl, what do you want to do? You won't let me be at peace even if I sleep!"

The White Lotus then said:

"I like it, how can you take me, you have the ability to jump on the tree?"

Du did not forget to look at the white lotus twice and said:

"Good men don't fight with women, you can play by yourself!"

was about to find a place to dry it, when the white lotus poured another bucket of water on Du Zhiyi's body, and then said:

"Cool, Du Gongzi?"

Du didn't forget that he couldn't help it at this time, and said directly:

"Okay, you little girl, don't run!"

He jumped up towards the place where the white lotus was sitting with the ladder cloud trace, and the white lotus immediately jumped to a nearby tree with light skills, and Du did not forget to chase after it regardless of how much.

As a result, the two kept chasing like this, and when it was dark, White Lotus walked to a teahouse on the side of the road and sat down, drinking tea while panting.

Du did not forget to catch up at this time, and he was also very tired, so he sat down next to the white lotus and said to her:

"Why don't you run and keep running?"

White Lotus smiled and said:

"I'm not a fairy, where can I still run!"

Du Buyi said to the White Lotus with some confusion:

"What the hell do you want?"

The White Lotus arrived at this time and a cup of tea was delivered to Du Bu and said:

"Can I apologize to you?"

Du did not forget to snatch the teacup in the hand of the white lotus, drank it, and then said:

"Forget it, I can't do anything to you anyway!"

The White Lotus took out a handkerchief to wipe the sweat beads on Du Bu Bu and his face, Du Bu Bu did not refuse, and said:

"Are you going to apologize to me like that?"

The White Lotus said:

"I didn't do anything wrong, why should I apologize to you, I just saw that you were tired enough to wipe your sweat!"

Seeing that Du Yiyi's stomach growled, the white lotus asked the second child of the tea shop:

"Do you have anything to eat here?"

Xiao Er replied:

"Yes, I don't know what you want to eat, Childe and Miss?"

The White Lotus said:

"It's not that I want to eat, it's this boy who wants to eat!"

Xiao Er came over and asked Du Yiyi:

"I don't know what you want to eat, Childe?"

Du did not forget to say:

"Whatever, you can fill your stomach if you can!"

After listening to this, White Lotus smiled and said to Xiao Er:

"Do you hear? This one only needs to fill his stomach, then you can bring him more pots of tea to fill his stomach, give me only to burn **!"

Xiao Er said:

"Howler!"

So I went and got ready.

After a while, the White Lotus deliberately ate the roast chicken with relish in front of Du Buyi, and after Du Buyi took a sip of tea, he called Xiao Er over again and said:

"Bring me a roast chicken and a pot of spirits!"

Xiao Er said:

"We are a tea shop, not selling alcohol!"

So Du did not forget to say:

"Then prepare a roast **!"

Xiao Er still replied:

"Howler!"

So he was ready to go.

At this time, the White Lotus said loudly to Xiao Er:

"Aren't you afraid that he will eat your roast chicken and pay the bill?"

Xiao Er turned around and asked the White Lotus:

"Aren't the two of you together?"

白lotus says:

"No, his tea money, I look at him pitiful, you can invite him to drink, I can't afford this roast chicken!"

Du did not forget to dig out his body at this time, only to remember that when he went out and came to Shaolin Temple, he only had the ingot of silver, and he had to go to the innkeeper before, and now he was worthless, so he said to the white lotus:

"White girl, can you wrap it up with me?"

The White Lotus replied:

"Now you know that you're not entangled, figure it out yourself, I don't lend it to you!"