Before dawn, a little monk walked out of Jinshan Temple and swept the fallen leaves in the temple.

"I'm a college student! I'm not a little monk sweeping the floor!

The sun began to rise on the other side of the mountain, and the little monk could see that all kinds of thoughts suddenly came to his heart, but he couldn't help roaring angrily.

Li Bai touched his bare head, he couldn't figure it out, he was still playing games in the university dormitory last night and then went to sleep, and when he woke up, he became a little monk in Jinshan Temple.

Through the fusion of the two memories, Li Bai knew that he had crossed over.

Li Bai knew through the memory of the original little monk that the original owner of his body was an out-and-out lazy man, and he just wanted to eat and drink for free when he went up the mountain to be a monk.

I've read a lot of time-traveling novels in college, but which protagonist in the novel isn't a variety of adventures?

The little monk has been on the mountain for three years, and it is even more impossible to sleep every day in addition to eating, chanting and chanting Buddha.

The monks in the temple had to let him get up in the morning to clean the yard, which was considered to be a cleaner, and no one could afford him at all.

It's just that yesterday the monks in the temple spoke, if the little monk can't pass the Dharma test in ten days, he will pack up his baggage and get out.

That is to say, at that time, Li Bai will become a homeless man, this worldly homeless man is not easy to be, if you beg in modern times, at least you can't starve to death, but in this era, the food is not enough, let alone charity, it would be good for ordinary people to be full.

Li Bai's country is called Elephant Country, which is a kingdom of Songshang Buddhism.

Strictly speaking, Li Bai is not a regular monk now, just a bald donkey with shaved hair.

If you want to become a monk, you must first pass the most basic Dharma test, that is, the recitation of some Buddhist scriptures.

As long as he passes the Dharma test, he can truly become a monk, and the temple will give him a Dharma name.

Li Bai felt a headache when he thought about it, he didn't want to be a monk, and he didn't want to be driven out and starved to death.

Thinking of this, Li Bai couldn't help but curse in his heart: Others have crossed, and I have also crossed, why are you so fucked up?

Li Bai was almost desperate, what kind of golden finger? I couldn't find it after looking for a long time? Is it okay for someone to make a mistake and miss the golden finger?

Hey, that's going to kill you!

Just when Li Bai was in a daze, the monks in the temple also got up.

The two monks walked out together, one of the fat-headed and big-eared monks walked out to the temple gate and stretched, and the other looked a little thin.

As soon as the two of them walked out, they were frightened by the scene in front of them, and the entire temple entrance was cleaned.

In the past, although Li Bai was assigned to clean the temple every day, he went back to sleep after a few casual sweeps.

These two people, Li Bai, both knew each other, and the two of them went to the mountain to become monks on the same day as him, and they had both become official monks in the temple at this time.

The two also saw Li Bai at the door at this time, but they pretended not to see it and walked swaggeringly.

However, Hui An was obviously in a good mood today, looking at the clean courtyard and said loudly: "Hui Ming, I have learned a lot of Dharma mysteries with Master Yuantong in the past few days. ”

Hui Ming nodded, but he didn't forget to praise: "I have also gained a lot, but Hui An, you have the teaching of Elder Yuantong, I believe that in a few days, you will be able to truly comprehend the mystery of Buddhism and pass the assessment to become an elder." ”

"That's that, that's. Hui'an was praised like this, and her mood was even better: "You look at the colorful clouds in the sky, like the light of the Buddha, no wonder the ground is so clean today." ”

"Hui An is very right, and he really got the true inheritance of Elder Yuantong, but I also have a feeling, if you look at the tree like Bodhi, isn't it that the tree is also enlightened with Buddha nature and quiet? There are fewer fallen leaves...... "Hui Ming also nodded, pretending to be full of feelings.

"Hahaha!

Li Bai on the side looked confused when he heard this, and almost rolled down the stairs, what kind of thing is this? If I hadn't cleaned it, how could this place be so clean?

Could it be that the Buddha will still help you clean up?

What a Nima!

"Li Bai, do you say so?" only then did the two of them notice the little monk with a sad face.

It's you big-headed ghost!

Li Bai's face was full of black lines, and he just wanted to speak, but was interrupted again.

"Oh!" Hui An said as if he had suddenly realized: "Forget Li Bai, you haven't passed the Dharma assessment yet, and it is impossible to understand so many Buddhist mysteries without the teachings of the elders, so it will not be difficult for me to continue to sweep the floor for you." ”

"Hui'an, don't say that, after all, Li Bai also went up the mountain with us, but he hasn't passed the Dharma assessment for the time being, as long as he is willing to work hard. Huiming continued with a serious face: "It's impossible to pass! Hahaha! After all, it is impossible for a person without Huigen to be ignited, and he can only be a sweeper for the rest of his life!"

Li Bai has a question mark on his face, is it really hurtful and addictive? I don't seem to have offended you, right?

What kind of bullshit Buddhism is this? What an idiot eats, Lao Tzu casually says a few words of modern Buddhism and scares you two fools!

It seems that I am also a bald donkey? Li Bai shook his head when he thought of this.

However, Li Bai didn't know that there was nothing interesting in the temple, and the two often made fun of Li Bai. The most important thing is that Hui'an has a cousin who has long wanted to come to the monastery to be a monk.

But although Li Bai is only sweeping the floor in the temple, this kind of quasi-monk also has a certain quota, otherwise the temple would have been occupied by beggars.

If Li Bai doesn't leave for a day, Hui'an's cousin can't enter the temple, and the people in the temple know that they don't have a good impression of Li Bai, who is lazy and lazy.

"But even if you try harder, if you don't pass the Dharma exam this time, you'll have to get out! Hui An looked at the cleaned ground and continued.

"Haha, I can't pass the Dharma exam for three years, it's really a waste! Hui Ming also nodded and said.

Li Bai raised his head and looked at them as if he were looking at an idiot.

The two of them didn't notice the contempt in Li Bai's eyes, but their doubts were indispensable, if Li Bai heard their ridicule before, he probably turned around and left, and didn't dare to look up at them.

In the past, Li Bai was very inferior and introverted.

Hui An was stared at like this useless waste before, and couldn't help but feel unhappy, so he scolded angrily: "Get out of the way, say who you really think you are? Don't get in the way! ”

But today's Li Bai is not that cowardly waste, he is a college student from modern society! The successor of socialism in the future, a talent!

How can you be allowed to be a bald donkey pointing fingers? I can't pass the Dharma test and take care of your?

Li Bai doesn't look down on monks, in fact, he still respects the monks very much, which of those modern Zen sayings doesn't make people suddenly wake up?

However, the so-called Dharma mysteries in the mouths of the two monks in front of them are simply blaspheming the Dharma!

But it's no wonder that these two monks look down on themselves, the little monk before crossing is indeed a pit.

"What if I pass the Dharma exam?" said Li Bai without humility or arrogance.