Chapter 631: Farce

"Don't pretend to be stupid for me!" Nuwa shook her hand, and the wine and food in front of Lao Jun turned into powder and drifted away with the wind along with the table.

Lao Jun's hand holding the wine bottle paused in mid-air.

"Give my baby back. Nuwa looked at Lao Jun in a daze: "Come back, it's easy to say anything, if you don't come back, this palace will be inseparable from you!"

The whole world was silent.

Everyone watched Nuwa quietly, Nuwa's eyes widened and she stared at Lao Jun, who looked up at the sky helplessly.

In the sky, a fresh breeze blew, blowing away the clouds and mist.

"Why are you in trouble?"

"What's the trouble? Nuwa gritted her teeth and said angrily: "What you have done that lacks morality, now come and ask me why do you suffer?"

"That's not the old man's decision alone. Lao Jun gently put the wine bottle in his hand on the rubble, propped his knees, and smiled helplessly: "There are some things, existence is existence." Do you think that if we don't teach them, they won't be able to learn? When the children grow up, they can't bear their mothers. We, by extension, have only accelerated the process. ”

"Really?" Nuwa snorted coldly: "Then what's going on with my Huaguo Mountain?

"About Huaguo Mountain, you ask them. "Far away, Lao Jun pointed casually.

In the direction that was pointed, the heavenly soldiers got out of the way.

Nuwa turned her head suddenly, her eyes shrinking.

A hundred miles away, it was the Yuan Shi Tianzun and the Tongtian Sect Master who were secretly preparing to slip away!

"Oh no, the old guy sold us!"

As soon as they turned around, the two of them hurriedly fled towards the thirty-fourth heaven.

Lao Jun lowered his head slightly, stroked his long beard and laughed: "If you want the old man to carry the pot alone, how can it be so easy?"

"Want to run?" Nuwa suddenly realized, grabbed Lao Jun's beard and rushed towards the thirty-fourth heaven.

"Tap, tap, tap, can't the old man not struggle?" Lao Jun hurriedly shouted.

"Shut up!"

It wasn't until the figures of the two completely disappeared that the heavenly soldiers breathed a sigh of relief.

"Your Majesty. Otherwise, if they fight, I'm afraid they will hurt the pond fish. ”

"No, I can't. The Jade Emperor frowned and said, "We have to worry about Sanqing." ”

The battleship that covered the sky began to turn around, and it was advancing towards the thirty-four heavens.

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"Hurry up, put away all the valuables!" In the Miluo Palace, Yuan Shi Tianzun hurriedly instructed the disciples.

With this, the disciples hurriedly dispersed.

The Tongtian Sect Master on the side sighed leisurely, "Where else can you receive it?"

"Don't you have to clean up?"

"I'm here with you. Lao Jun will definitely tell her. Wouldn't it be safe over there?"

"You!" Yuan Shi Tianzun was so angry that his beard turned up.

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Nuwa glanced at Biyou Palace from a distance.

"Don't worry, they can't run away. The bearded Lao Jun freed his two hands, took out three copper plates and slapped them on the back of his hand, raised his hand and pointed to the sky: "It's all in Miluo Palace." Don't worry, the old man at the ends of the earth will help you figure it out. ”

Nuwa glared at Lao Jun angrily and continued to pull his beard and fly high.

Behind him, a large number of warships followed closely and continued to "share worries" for the three clearances.

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The edge of Huaguo Mountain. The two Buddhas were still standing quietly.

"It's a little bit unclear. Fa Ming Rulai said softly: "What are the benefits of luring Nuwa to this Huaguo Mountain and causing instability in the Three Realms?"

"We want to make Nuwa's heart knot heavier and heavier, to the extreme. If these things are hidden, how can they provoke Nuwa to go to heaven?" King Jizo raised his head slightly and sighed: "Even Nuwa can't cross, and this golden cicada doesn't have to talk about purifying sentient beings in vain." ”

"Let Xuanzang go to Nuwa. Is this possible? If she can cross it, why would Sanqing hide from her for so many years?"

King Jizo smiled faintly. said: "The game has been completed, and next, it's up to them to resolve it." ”

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"Come out—!" Nuwa roared out.

The sleeves flicked, and the wind whistled forward. In an instant, the earth that carried the Miluo Palace trembled.

"Get out of here!"

Lao Jun pursed his lips and snickered on the side: "Let you break the old man's heavenly way, and see what you can do to stop her now." ”

"What did you say?" Nuwa glared.

"No!" Lao Jun hurriedly shook his head and waved his hand, "I'm wondering why those two guys haven't come out yet...... You don't have to worry. I'll give you a picture of the underground palace of Miluo Palace in a while, and make sure they can't escape. ”

Nuwa glared at Lao Jun angrily and snorted coldly.

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In the Miluo Palace, the Tongtian Sect Master and the Yuan Shi Tianzun were pacing back and forth.

"Or ...... Let's do it directly?" the Tongtian Sect Master rolled up his sleeves and said, "She is a half-heavenly Dao, but she can't really get out in the end." As for Lao Jun. Although it shook us out, we can't help her, right?

Yuan Shi Tianzun silently glanced at him.

"No, no, then you can tell me. ”

Swallowing dryly, Yuan Shi Tianzun frowned and sighed: "You can definitely beat the fight, but even if you win, what can you do? The Nantian Gate was opened by order of the Jade Emperor, you destroyed the mother of all beings, how will you face all sentient beings in the future? If you can really do this, how can Nuwa live to this day?"

The Tongtian Sect Master suddenly looked like a deflated ball.

"Then what should I do? Go out and die? Lao Jun will not die, but we will die. ”

Yuan Shi Tianzun hesitated and said, "...... again Wait, maybe someone will come to break the game. ”

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At this time, Su Bodhi fell unhurriedly outside the Nantian Gate.

A left-behind heavenly general hurried over and bowed: "The last general will see Patriarch Subodhi." ”

Su Bodhi looked up at the sky and asked softly, "Nuwa Niangniang has entered?"

That day, the general was slightly stunned, and arched his hand: "I'm in." ”

"Who ordered the door to be opened?"

"Say yes...... Your Majesty. ”

"Yo?" Su Bodhi suddenly stroked his long beard and laughed, "How long has she been up?"

"It's been a while...... said yes, and pulled Lao Jun to Miluo Palace. ”

"Just arrived?" Su Bodhi pursed his lips and suddenly asked, "Do you have tea here?" The old man is thirsty, take a sip of tea and then go. ”

"Yes, yes, please ...... the patriarch here"

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"Come out!"

Nuwa's eyes were red, and she dragged Lao Jun's collar and fell to the land.

Between a raised hand. A tall tower was directly broken out of thin air, and the spire of the tower fell hard.

The rubble spilled all over the ground, and several Taoists fled in a hurry.

"Get out of the palace! If you have the ability to do it, why don't you have the courage to see this palace?"

With another hand, a touch of blue spiritual power was released. With a roar, a large hole was broken in the thick wall. The eaves were crumbling.

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Yuan Shi Tianzun sighed helplessly: "Go out, wait any longer, the entire Miluo Palace will be demolished." ”

"Don't go. The Tongtian Sect Master turned his head and said, "If you go out, you won't be able to keep the Miluo Palace." ”

After all, it looks like it's none of your business.

"If you dare to love something that isn't yours, you don't know how distressed you are!" Yuan Shi Tianzun suddenly became angry, and dragged the Tongtian Sect Master out.

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Pulling and pulling, it wasn't until Nuwa was dismantled by a third that the figures of the two appeared in front of Nuwa.

Seeing Nuwa, the two stopped pulling. Changed into a cold expression on weekdays. But as soon as they changed their expressions, the two glanced at each other, and were surprised to find that no one wanted to walk in front.

So, the two of them just stood in the hall with only half of the hall left, staring at each other with wide eyes.

"Say!" Nuwa shouted angrily: "Whose idea is it to destroy my Huaguo Mountain!"

"This ...... How can Huaguo Mountain rely on us?"

"If you don't rely on me?" Lao Jun blurted out and scolded: "It's not that you join forces to bring down the old man and support the monkey. How could it destroy Huaguo Mountain?"

The Tongtian Sect Master stood up and replied: "Can we rely on this matter? If you want to blame it, you must first blame the old man Bodhi and Shakyamuni!

"Who gave the Qiqiao Miyun Pill to that monkey?"

"Don't talk about the Qiqiao Miyun Pill, that thing has been in the old man's hands for so many years and nothing has happened! Now I'm talking about who ruined Huaguo Mountain! If you want to blame it, you can only blame the monkey...... And Shakyamuni! The people who directly destroyed Huaguo Mountain are Buddhism, what does it have to do with my Eastern Heavenly Court?"

"It's just the two of you! It's not the two of you, where can the Buddha Gate do it!"

"Nonsense! You are a bloody squirting person! You were the one who secretly led human beings to do evil in the first place, and now Nuwa wants to shirk responsibility when she comes to the door!"

"Tell me how I brought it up!"

In the crowd, Nezha quietly stabbed the king of the kingdom on the side. whispered: "These three clear...... How can you shirk your responsibilities like three pimples?"

"You have to see who's standing on the other side. Turning his face sideways, the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom suddenly found that the Jade Emperor, who had been extremely calm a moment ago, was looking left and right, ready to slip away.

Seeing that Lao Jun and Tongtian had already made a fuss, Nuwa was dizzy when she heard it, and Yuan Shi suddenly had a spirit. He said, "This ...... Huaguo Mountain seems to have been destroyed after the rain stopped, right?

As soon as these words came out, all of a sudden, everyone looked towards the Jade Emperor. At this time, the position of the Jade Emperor on the ship's floor was already empty.

Lowering their heads, everyone saw that on the corner of the battleship, the Jade Emperor was walking like a fly with his trouser legs.

"Don't go!" the Tongtian Sect Master exclaimed in surprise and soared into the air, returning with the Jade Emperor in the blink of an eye.

Hearing only a "snap", the Jade Emperor was casually thrown to the ground and knelt in front of Nuwa Niangniang.

For a while, even Nuwa was stunned.

I saw that the Jade Emperor glanced up at Nuwa, and immediately cried "woo", shouting: "Niangniang, I really don't know these origins of Huaguo Mountain, and when I asked Tianzun and the sect leader at the beginning, they didn't comment. So...... So ......"

Lao Jun hurriedly interjected: "Listen to you, the old man has been in seclusion for many years, and he didn't even ask the old man for instructions, so this matter has nothing to do with the old man." ”

Nuwa slowly looked over to the other two.

Yuan Shi Tianzun suddenly had a look of sudden realization, and then looked at the Tongtian Sect Master and said, "How can you not give instructions on such an important matter? That letter seems to have been sent to you in the end." ”

"You!" The Tongtian Sect Master was startled, and hurriedly said, "What do you mean by relying on me?

Suddenly, the scene turned into a fight between the Yuan Shi Tianzun and the Tongtian Sect Master.

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Su Bodhi, who was in the Nantianmen military camp, slowly put down the teacup in his hand, sighed softly and stood up.

"Alright, it should be almost tossed. ”

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At this time, in the cave of Huaguo Mountain, Xuanzang opened his eyes slightly...... (To be continued......)

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