I'll go!
"Hey, old man, how do you sell that mask?" In the mixed vegetable market, an old man's stall spread out with a torn blanket was particularly conspicuous, and in front of his stall, a young man with a beautiful face was standing.
"Oh, this brother wants to buy this?" The old man pointed to the mask, "What else?" cried the young man, no different from the social gangsters.
"If you like it, I'll give it to you. The old man said lightly, "Oh, good. The young man picked up the mask and turned to leave, but the old man jerked him.
"I'm going! You didn't take any medicine. What are you pulling me for!" The young man just stood up, indignant, and a little evil smile appeared on the old man's face, and said, "You took my mobile phone, and you haven't given me the money yet." ”
"Old man, did you take your medicine in the morning, should you have just escaped from the mental hospital!" he pointed to the old man's eyes, "Which eye of yours saw me taking your things." ”
"Someone stole the old man's mobile phone and didn't admit it!" the young man was holding a reserved conversation with the old man, when a big man suddenly appeared next to him.
"Damn, a gang!" the young man glared at the big man and shouted, and a large number of melon-eating people had already attracted the next side, most of them were aunts, and the young man knew that if he was still like this, he could be drowned in saliva.
The young man lifted the old man's collar and threw it to the ground, and the old man smashed on the broken quilt. "Oh, old man, how do you sell this mobile phone, how much?" The old man just struggled from the ground and gestured with his hand "2",
“20,200,2000?” Speaking of 2000, the corners of the young man's mouth twitched.
"Yes, it's 2000!" As soon as the old man said that, the young man almost didn't vomit out the instant noodles he ate last night, 2,000 yuan, but his month's salary!
Seeing that the fist was about to fall on the old man's body, just 10 centimeters away, the young man suddenly caught a glimpse of a 17-year-old beauty who was elegant, beautiful, fair-skinned, and a little ruddy, but not losing her vitality.
"I'll go, Colonel Du!" The voice sounded in the young man's heart, and the young man put down his fist and looked at Du Mingyue, unconsciously, he was stunned.
"Hey, what are you looking at?!Don't give me the money yet!" The old man cried out impatiently, and as soon as the old man finished speaking, a pile of "Grandpa Red" appeared in his hand.
"Old man, give me your phone, I'm in a hurry!" When the old man heard this, he took out his mobile phone and could see that he was in a good mood now.
As soon as the young man got his mobile phone, he quickly left the vegetable market, and if he was seen by the school girl, then he would have become a joke. There was a group of aunts insulting from behind.
"Nyima, you don't have long eyes!"
The guy ran out of a few kilometers in one breath before stopping, and the guy took out his mobile phone and looked at it.
This mobile phone is 6.0 inches, the body is white, and there is a word engraved on the back of the machine: Xian, the guy pressed the power button, and suddenly, a figure flew out of the phone, "Who, report the name." The guy was frightened and called out.
"This gentleman is too platinum star!" Flying out of it was a white-bearded elder.
"Oh, tell me! How did you do this remote virtual APP" The guy picked his nose and asked.
"You, how dare you be so unreasonable!" The elder inside was very angry, "Well, you are a mortal......" The elder sighed and shook his head, and said.
As soon as the old man disappeared, the phone slowly turned on, "Oh! "The guy fiddled with the phone a few times and felt good. Suddenly, a few big words appeared on the phone: Welcome, Nangong Luo.
Nangong Luo was stunned for a moment, and then his mouth was open enough to stuff a fist. A few large beads of sweat surfaced on the yellowed face. "How does it know?" The question lingered in his mind.
Another character profile popped up on the phone:
Nangong Luo, male, 18 years old, born on January 28, 2001, lives in Zhuge City, Nanting Xiaoyuan, Building 3, Building 8, Room X, Building X, Qualification: Ghost Talent, Cultivation: Mortal.
"Na, Nani!" Nangong Luo roared out, and the passers-by all took a detour when they saw him like this. Thought he was a madman "This, how do you know this!" Nangong Luo looked confused.
You must know that he generally lived in the dormitory, but only bought a small house of 100 square meters in the South Courtyard Garden on credit. I haven't been there for about 8 months. Eight months ago, there was 3,000 square meters, and 1/4 of his cash money was borrowed, and now, Zhuge City has changed from a small county town to a world-class city, and Nanting Xiaoyuan has risen to 25,000 square meters.
"Sure enough!" Nangong Luo now has no doubts about the existence of the fairy world, "2,000 yuan, no loss!"
Nangong Luo was happy all day and went back to the dormitory very late. "Oh, you bought a new phone!" His roommate asked, "Yes!" Nangong Luo was still very happy, "The next king, brother will take you to fly!" Roommate Ling Dudi shook the mobile phone in his hand and said, Nangong Luo opened the app store and looked for a long time, but he didn't find the legendary king Rongyao.
"What, don't you have it?" Ling Dudi asked in surprise, "Yes...... Nangong Luo was a little disappointed, "emmmmm...... I won't tell you, it's started" Ling Dudi rolled his eyes and lay on the bed. began to fight the king Rongyao, Nangong Luo flipped through the app store, "Three Realms Weixin, Three Realms GG, Three Realms Weibo......
"What the hell is this!" Nangong Luo jumped like thunder, and then, Nangong Luo sat on the ground with a brain, thought about it carefully, it was no big deal, and he placed a Three Realms Weibo.
"I want to see what this thing is?" Nangong Luo waited for the Three Realms Weibo to get up, but who knows, a message suddenly popped up on the mobile phone: It seems that there is no immortal network nearby, do you want to enable the fairy world traffic?
"Watts?" Nangong Luo continued to be confused, "Traffic!?" Nangong Luo thought again and again, clicked "Yes", drop~~~, "Download successfully" The Three Realms Weibo is good, Nangong Luo just clicked in, and a message popped up on the mobile phone, "Detect that you are located on the second basement floor, do you enable wifi?"
"Yes"
Click on the Three Realms Weibo, the first thing recommended is the legendary Zhu Bajie, Nangong Luo didn't think about it, clicked directly and followed.
Being able to get to know Brother Bajie is something that many gentlemen can't ask for.
Nangong Luo's name is Ling Duluo, click to confirm.
"Hello, Brother Bajie. Nangong Luo sent a message to Zhu Bajie.
"Ah, hello (three question emojis)"
"I don't know what kind of greeting gift Brother Bajie has?"
Zhu Bajie became popular at this time, only he asked others for gifts, and no one ......
"I sent you a cultivation elixir. ”
Nangong Luo was helpless, this package of the fairy world had to be ...... for a long time Before he could finish thinking, something resembling candy fell next to him.
"This is a cultivator?" Nangong Luo smiled bitterly: "I'm afraid it's not colored brown sugar." Nangong Luo threw the cultivation pill into his mouth.
It's too late, it's too soon. As soon as I ate it, my whole body was hot, my muscles hurt like tears, my throat was smoking, my eyes were dark, and I collapsed on the bed.
DAY (N).
Nangong Luo got up from the bed and found that he was still in the dormitory, "What about the others?" Nangong Luo thought, looking at the calendar by the way, "I'll go! April 8th." "You know, the day he fainted was only April 5th. "Wait, today is the first class for Du Mingyue, Tang Yating, and Linghu Qingyu. Nangong Luo quickly changed his clothes and ran out of the dormitory like a ghost.
"How can it be so fast?" Nangong Luo thought, and before he knew it, he arrived at the classroom, "Mom, why are there so many people?" Nangong Luo was about to be squeezed into pancakes, "Ding Dong" Brother Bajie sent a message, Nangong Luo took out his mobile phone and looked at it very laboriously.
"How?"
"It's okay, thank you brother"
"Where's my gift?"
Oh no, Nangong Luo patted his head, the gift of the second senior brother......
Suddenly, he saw Du Mingyue in front of him, and he had an idea, Nangong Luo laughed evilly and pressed the shutter.