Chapter 5 There is nothing to be done
Xiao Shi thought for a while and said, "Miss, this method seems to be pretty good." Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ infoIt's just that you really have a piece of treasure on your body. If you use this method to deceive the guards, what will happen if they search your body? If you really find the jade pendant on your body, they will not let us go, unless the young lady throws this jade pendant away. β
Yang Yusi immediately said: "No!! No! I won't lose it." After a while, he said a little frustratedly: "It seems that this method will not work, and we have to think of another way." β
Xiao Shi said: "Miss, can you think of any other way?"
Yang Yusi sighed and said, "I think of the story of a man who escaped from under the nose of the enemy in ancient times. β
Xiao Shi hurriedly asked, "What kind of story is that?"
Yang Yusi said: "This story is about Lu Bujin's escape from Yuan Shao's frame during the Three Kingdoms period. β
Xiao Shi said: "Then how did he escape?"
Yang Yusi said: "Lu Bu took refuge in Yuan Shao because he was desperate, but in Yuan Shao's place, Lu Bu was proud of his merits because of his merits, and was suspicious of Yuan Shao, so he wanted to kill Lu Bu." In order to get rid of his life, LΓΌ Bu asked Yuan Shao to go to Luoyang in order to leave Yuan Shao. Although Yuan Shao verbally agreed, he appointed Lu Bu as the lieutenant of Si Li, and also sent soldiers to protect him. But secretly, Yuan Shao asked those soldiers to kill Lu Bu on the road. β
Xiao Shi said: "Then has Lu Bu been killed?"
Yang Yusi said: "Of course not, otherwise how could Lu Bu occupy Xuzhou later, and how could he be killed by Cao Cao on the White Gate Tower?"
Xiao Shi thought for a moment and said, "That's right, then how did he escape?"
Yang Yusi said: "This Lu Bu, he has already seen Yuan Shao's tricks, and he has also thought of a way." That is, that night, Lu Bu was playing a kite in his tent, and the soldiers guarding him outside were confused by the sound of the kite, and thought that Lu Bu had been there all along. It wasn't until the sound of the kite stopped and the lights went out that the soldiers came in with knives and guns in their hands and assassinated him. But Lu Bu had already fled when he was playing the kite. β
Xiao Shi put her lips close to Yang Yusi's ears and said, "This is really a good way." But how can I use it on us? We can't jump that high on the wall here. And there's no one to play the piano for us. β
Yang Yusi thought about it, then became anxious and said, "Then what should I do, we can't use their methods." The thought of that pot-bellied old man you said was coming to sleep with us kills me!"
Xiaoshi had to comfort: "Miss, there is no endless road, there will always be a way, Miss think about it again, okay?"
Yang Yusi really thought of another one, and said happily: "I thought of another one." β
Xiao Shi said: "What is it, Miss tell me about it." β
Yang Yusi said: "This story is about An Lushan in the Tang Dynasty, who fled because of a debt owed to the government and was caught by the Xi patrol. Yang Yusi didn't seem to remember the rest of the matter very much, and searched hard in her mind.
Xiao Shi urged: "Then how did he escape?"
Yang Yusi said: "It seems that he pretended to be an envoy sent by Tang Xuanzong to make peace with King Xi, and the patrol soldiers were very afraid, so they sent him to King Xi." Because King Xi heard that he was coming to make peace, he sent a general to lead many soldiers to follow An Lushan to worship Emperor Xuanzong. However, when they arrived at the border of the Tang Dynasty, this An Lushan ran to tell the border guards of the Tang Dynasty, saying that King Xi had sent the general to lead the troops to attack the city. Of course, the border guard of the Tang Dynasty was very angry, so he led a large group of men and horses to attack, captured the Xi general who came with him alive, and killed all the other Xi people who accompanied him. Later, this An Lushan, because he captured the enemy general alive, made great contributions and was awarded an official position. β
Xiao Shi listened to it and said with great joy: "His method is so good, he has won many birds with one stone." After thinking for a while, he said: "Then how should we get along now, who should we marry whom? And this Tang Huaihao and Chang Qing are both women, so we have to find a man to kiss them." β
Yang Yusi said: "That's right! They themselves are women, and they won't find a female husband." What do you think my cousin or my brother will do? They're both men. β
Xiao Shi said: "It seems that there is a little mismatch." The eldest prince seems to be only twenty-two years old this year, and the young master is of course even younger, only in his teens. And this Tang Huaihao and Chang Qing are both forty years old, and ah, we don't know if they have a husband now, if so, then we still come to kiss, wouldn't it be self-defeating?"
Yang Yusi listened and said, "What you said is very right. It seems that this method is still not suitable. I can't think about it, I'm going to sleep too, so I'm going to ignore you. β
Xiaoshi said "ah" and said softly: "At this time, in such a place, can you sleep when you encounter such a troublesome thing?"
Yang Yusi asked softly with sleepy eyes: "Let me ask you, who took Fan Chi's name?"
Xiao Shi didn't understand the meaning of this sentence at all, but still replied: "It was taken by Sage Kong!"
Yang Yusi asked again: "Who took Fan Xu's name?"
Xiao Shi said: "It should be taken by Liu Bang, the ancestor of Han Gao!"
Yang Yusi asked again: "Who took the trouble?"
Xiao Shi thought for a while and replied, "Trouble, that's self-inflicted." β
Yang Yusi replied in a daze: "That's right!"
Xiao Shi said: "Miss, what's right?"
But Yang Yusi did not respond to her again.
Xiao Shi touched Yang Yusi with her hand again, but still didn't move.
Yang Yusi had already made a very even and light breathing sound.
She was already asleep.
Xiaoshi has also understood what Yang Yusi means, that is, no matter what trouble you encounter, you don't have to worry too much.
Xiao Shi sighed and said softly: "Hey, Miss is really a big heart! I just hope she can have a sweet dream tonight." β
Yang Yusi and Xiaoshi slept until noon before getting up.
As soon as I got up, four young and beautiful girls walked in.
I saw these people, each holding a silver basin, holding a gargle, a towel, a mirror, and a soap, and came to ask Yang Yusi and the two to wash.
After the two of them finished washing, someone soon brought a sumptuous meal.
Yang Yusi asked Xiaoshi to invite Zhao Shuimiao and Bai Zhu, and the four of them dined together, and planned to think of a way to escape from here by the way. After all, there is a lot of power in numbers!
After the four of them finished eating, they were all worried that Tang Huaihao and Chang Qing would soon bring each of them a dirty and smelly man, and then the man would pounce and bite like a wild dog.
As soon as Yang Yusi thought of this, she already felt a little like vomiting.