Chapter 162: Breakup Day
Although your elf clan is handsome, but compared to the complex and tangled routines, you still lose for a while! - "Fairy Sword Love"
Regarding the sales of Fairy Sword Four, Tang Gun plans to ignore it, anyway, there are robots to take care of, and he is going to do another thing now. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
It stands to reason that he should drop mysterious fragments when he kills the golden dragon, and if it doesn't drop, it proves that it is not a big boss at all, so Tang Gun has to find the target again, and the target will not come to him by himself, otherwise he will have to go on the Huangquan Road.
Looking at the people who were reluctant to leave, Tang Gun's eyes couldn't help but look at Yun Tianhe played by Wang Dazhui.
I can't see that this kid has a lot of acting talent with a white sledgehammer,
However, Tang Gun also had some sympathy for that person, after all, no man likes his wife who has not yet passed through the door like this.
I still remember when Lin Yueru was hit by the Heavenly Spirit Gai Xiang and the jade was damaged, what was the difference between it and now?
Tang Gun shook his head, becoming more and more irritable, and couldn't help but think of Senior Sister Xue Ji's cold queen face in his mind, but those eyes exuded a very gentle power, and he was about to trap.
Remember Ryoko Akutagawa?
gave himself a few slaps hard, and Tang Gun left the door of the movie theater soberly.
A series of discount promotions have caused supermarkets to sell huge quantities of goods, and some elves or people have even bought houses, and construction robots are working on a part-time basis.
Now mobile phones have also entered everyone's sight, which is a smart phone, and it is also a smart phone that has joined mobile games, in order to make the Internet reach the point where all worlds are connected.
Let's not talk about mobile phones, the most popular ones now are limited edition photo frames and that fairy dress.
Tang Gun didn't know it, because the TV series he released made countless pairs of men and women break up successfully, and later generations recorded this day, referred to as Breakup Day!
Asuna is one of them!
Originally, Asuna had been friendly with a male elf for a while, and was about to accept this relationship like this, but Tang Gun directly came out of Wang Bang, and she was at a loss to blow her up, and her heart was confused.
With a lot of worries along the way, Asuna came to the lake where she had made an appointment.
In the distance, she didn't see a handsome male elf waiting for him.
This elf looks very dazzling, and the feeling of the wind god like jade is what he says, but he lacks integral masculinity, I'm afraid that letting Zilong come over can suppress his appearance, as for Dian Wei Xu Chu and the like...forget it.
"You're here, Asuna!"
The elf looked at Asuna with a little smile, the face that almost made Asuna feel in the past did not attract her anymore, she seemed to see a little hypocrisy of the elf!
"It's a pity that you're not my Li Xiaoyao!"
Asuna muttered to herself, looked at the elf and said seriously, "Let's break up, Bruce!"
The smile on the elf's face froze, and he said with a deep face, "Why?"
"You are not my Li Xiaoyao, you are more like Wang Xiaohu!"
Asuna said, but one sentence was hidden (you are more intelligent than Wang Xiaohu who can act).
"I can wait!"
"Are you Li Xiaoyao?"
Asuna was excited, looking at his face, and thinking more and more of the lost Li Xiaoyao.
Obviously, Asuna has become a fan of Li Xiaoyao, and she is still very crazy, and even Tang Gun has been completely forgotten.
Women are fickle, and sure enough!!
Asuna regrets it very much, regretting that she didn't find a boyfriend like Li Xiaoyao.
"Enough, aren't we childhood sweethearts?"
Suddenly, Bruce yelled at Asuna.
It was this roar that made Asuna stunned for a moment.
Growing up, she has always treated Bruce as an older brother, and he has never yelled at her!
Coincidentally, Tang Gun also engraved on the popcorn bucket about Liu Jinyuan and Lin Yueru's childhood sweethearts, as well as the secret that Liu Jinyuan and the butterfly demon had to say later, which is very lethal for girls who have always been full of fantasies.
With this alone, many girls can get out of the shackles of childhood sweethearts!
Yes, we are the relationship between brother and sister, I have always regarded you as a brother, and you have no thoughts about me!
Three years starts, the death penalty is the highest!
You don't dare, so we have to wait for us to grow up, but unfortunately now that I'm leaving, you're all gone!!
It's...cooked duck flies????
Asuna had this thought, and she felt more and more inexplicable sadness when she looked at Bruce.
After being together for so long, I now know that you are such a person!
Thank you Li Xiaoyao for saving me, I decided to wait for someone like Li Xiaoyao in the future!
Pious faith, quietly sprouting!
"Let's go, you and I will have nothing to do with each other from now on!"
Although there are some feelings that are difficult to let go, but under the impetus of some external forces, the innocent feelings have finally come to naught.
Bruce looked at Asuna's departing back, and the anger in his heart could not be quelled.
"Li Xiaoyao, I'm going to kill you!!"
Fortunately, Bruce's voice was not heard by everyone, otherwise many fans would have let him see why the flowers are so popular.
Not only did Asuna break up successfully today, but many girls from the elves broke up and confiscated, and the same was true for the human race, and the story of "The Legend of Sword and Fairy" spread almost all over the continent.
On this day, countless pairs of childhood sweethearts talked face-to-face, and the boys couldn't stand the cruel facts and yelled at the girls, which greatly left a bad impression on the girls, and the probability of breaking up was even higher.
"Let's break up!"
"Why?"
"You can't give me what I want!"
"I've got money!"
"Can you fly with Edgeworth?"
“...”
"Can you give up your rights for me?"
"I..."
"Sure enough, you don't love me!
...
"Xiaoyu, listen to my explanation!"
"Explain what?"
"Is it impossible for us?"
"It's impossible! You're not my Li Xiaoyao!"
"But I'm your wine sword fairy!"
"Look, the word "love" in our palms is not shining, you really don't love me anymore!"
“...”
"That's the end of it!"
...
There are countless people who broke up like this today!
And Tang Gun, the founder of this breakup festival, watched all this from the guest room of Wanjie Supermarket.
"Happy breakup, help you be happy, I hope you can find a better one..."
Soon, the song "Happy Breakup" was put on the Wanjie Supermarket, which made countless girls feel that their choice was not wrong, why? If you were for my good, you should have proposed to break up first, but you didn't, you are too selfish!
On this night, the supermarket's alcohol snacks were drastically reduced, and Tang Gun earned a lot of points!
Who will accompany you on the night of buying drunk?
Tang Gun couldn't help but indulge in it!