Chapter 65: A Thousand Thoughts of the Fool
Li Chi was pacing in his tent irritable, and his anxiety was for another reason.
After learning the news that the old camp was besieged, he rarely did not load the coin, he knew that the currency value was not enough to be struck by lightning; he did not dare to try the enemy to run faster than his teammates, if he left his teammates and ran away, he knew very well in his heart that in such a strange and harsh environment, he could not run away at all; in this way, it is very necessary to report to the group to keep warm, not to mention the fish that slipped through the net, but also the fish that was prepared, the fish that slipped through the net, and the fish that slipped through the net in the legend has nothing to do with him, who has just crossed a few days and is still unfamiliar with the Arowana cub.
At this time, unconsciously, he set his initial goal for the future, which is to grow into a ......; In his growth plan, the first step is to at least grow into a thief like his second father, Li Zicheng, if he has not yet died, then it is possible...... , maybe you can hit the idea of the stupid fork court......
The plan to grow up is very beautiful, but today's dinner is very realistic, and he doesn't even know at the moment how to stay in a hotel, travel and ride a horse in the world where he lives, whether anyone will check his driver's license, whether he needs to pay the national food stamps for dinner, and whether he needs to show his documents if he loads ...... currency; In addition, the most realistic possibility awaited him, and he also thought of the unpleasant scene of himself being treated as sashimi or chopped into minced meat......
Thinking of this, Li Chixin's body suddenly became hot and full of vitality; suddenly he was cold, and his trembling teeth kept biting his lip; when people reached the most critical moment, the first thing he thought of was Sichun, of course, in the case of chattering teeth, it was not easy to make this sound, Li Chixin's mind was actually thinking about words with the same pronunciation as this word but different words with the same phone, the first thing he thought of in his heart was survival, so he couldn't help but think of the magical military bag, he even wanted to play a game of hide and seek with Li Shuangxi, he hid in the military bag, and then let Shuangxi look for it......
"Hey! no!" I don't know how many times he sighed and denied, but Li Shuangxi's head was bigger and his liver was bigger, and he said in his heart, "Could it be that the eldest brother has practiced the long-lost lost footwork?"
"Big brother, little brother went out of the tent to breathe", after Shuangxi finished speaking, it seemed that a dog was picking himself up, so he hurriedly walked out.
Li Chixin's reaction to Shuangxi was completely unmoved, he thought about the various possibilities at the moment, and glanced at Li Shuangxi, who was about to escape from the tent, "What he wants to escape from Ascension is not like this, he needs to plan and then act, so that there will be hope of success." ”
"At present, Li Zicheng's old camp is besieged by nearly 10,000 officers and soldiers in a small cottage, and he only relies on his own hundreds of men and horses to break the siege rashly...... , it's just a joke. Although he had planned with Li Zicheng and the generals in advance, he also once raised the question of 'once the old camp is surrounded, it is better to defend the danger'. However, if he wants to take these people to face the absolute strength of the officials and soldiers, he still feels that he is still beyond his strength; his wishful thinking rescue, to put it bluntly, is to go to the work of stuffing the teeth between the teeth of other officials and soldiers, and in this case, he, the chairman of the board of directors, who has always paid the down payment first and then settles the public share, will never do it. ”
slapped his thief's face that was no longer moistened by Bulgari, people outside the big tent were walking around here, and the tent was naturally exceptionally quiet, and suddenly there was a "let's chirp" snorting sound, which was deafening in the big tent, so bluffing that Li Shuangxi, who was about to open the curtain and flee, knelt down instantly.
"Since the escape is not established, then we have to save Li Zicheng's ......", after a loud big mouth, Li Chixin's brain immediately began to shut down again, and kept reproducing in his mind, the endless cycle of "running away ~ Li Zicheng ~ running away". Suddenly, a short circuit appeared, and between the sparks, the uncle who was born in the CCPIT procurement in his previous life, the sentence that was often on his lips rang out: "At that time, in addition to going abroad, we thought that as long as we went out, we had to spend national food stamps."
At this moment, the term 'national food stamps' is mixed with the words 'escape' and 'Li Zicheng', "escape ~ Li Zicheng ~ national food stamps ~ escape ......".
"That's right, it's the national food stamp!" Li Chixin was excited for a while, raised his foot and kicked over the handsome case in the tent, and there was a sound of "ping", followed by a "sparse uproar ......", which startled him and suddenly jumped, Li Shuangxi, who was already kneeling at the door, was directly frightened how high he jumped.
Li Chixin looked at Li Shuangxi, who was jumping directly from the kneeling position, and didn't understand for a moment why there was such a big difference between ancient and modern sports, but he had already begun to clear up in his own heart, and the instruction of 'national food stamps' had cracked the brain that was down.
Li Chixin shouted, "Someone!"
With a roar that was higher than a louder, finally, the curtain was opened from top to bottom, at a height of about two meters and twenty meters from the ground, a pair of eyes half a size larger than the dog Buli bun were revealed with cute moisture, and a voice that was not less than a decibel smaller than the explosion thunder was directly poured into the ears of Li Shuangxi at the mouth of the handsome tent, "Deaf, I'm going to be deaf, right?"
Li Shuangxi covered his ears and scolded, "I know you! Boy, I'll wait for my master, what kind of ability is it to yell at me, if you have the ability, you yell at my eldest brother, my brother's name is Li Guo!"
Li Chixin felt that he was going to have a heart attack, everyone in this special beggar camp was not good at stubble, and he couldn't stand the brightness in his heart when he looked at all faces! Also, there are no threes, twos, threes, and no threes, twos, or fives that can get together here? This performance is enough to win the special prize of the Spring Festival Gala performance, but the soldiers of the whole battalion played it for themselves, and they all understood it, but everyone pretended to be bloody and brave and played idiots.
"Okay, boys, I'll wait for you! Now you are beaten by thousands of purples and thousands of reds, and it is not called spring, and it is called spring after the autumn!" made up his mind to let the rabbit cubs call spring, Li Chixin instructed his own general, "I know the truth of hitting a stone with an egg, and now I will pass the order to summon the person in charge of guarding the prisoners and cleaning the battlefield into the camp tent!"
Immediately, a pair of big eyes on the curtain disappeared, and Li Shuangxi didn't jump anymore, he didn't have time to deal with Shuangxi, who was pretending to be stupid, and shouted a few words to a few generals who only dared to put their ears into the account......