Forty-three A cough reveals its original form
Liu Sange secretly pulled Tao Sanzi's cuffs, the two of them sneaked out of the forest, and came to the small boat on the east side of the dock, the wild lynx Erhei was already waiting for them on the boat, Liu Sange raised the sail, Tao Sanzi shook the oar, and the boat left Zangbing Island. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
At the intersection of water and sky in the east, the white of the fish belly was exposed, and the sky was about to dawn, and the boat was galloping eastward.
Long Huanghe looked around for the old man who saved his life, but where could he find it. Third Brother Liu wanted to come, so he came, and he couldn't stop it, Third Brother Liu wanted to leave, but it was gone, no one could keep it, he was a cloud without roots, where did he float to......
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Third Brother Liu floated back to No. 66 Qingyin Lane on the outskirts of Huai'an, opened the door of the study, and saw Ding Piaopeng holding a scroll in his hand, sitting in front of the window reading a book.
Ding Piaopeng said: "Healed." It's just that the whole body is weak and the middle qi is insufficient. ”
Third Brother Liu said: "It was caused by excessive blood loss, and after half a month of rest, I think it will definitely be able to recover as before." ”
Ding Piaopeng said: "Yes." ”
Third Brother Liu asked again: "Where is the old dragon head?"
Ding Piaopeng said: "We arrived in Huai'an the day before yesterday, the old dragon head sent me and Wang Xiaoer here, stayed for a day, left, and lived in Huai'an, he said, this can attract the attention of the fast catcher, and No. 66 will be safer." Sometimes, the pottery helmsman of Huai'an will come to see and take care of it very carefully. Third brother, you gave me this life, I really don't know how to thank you. ”
Third Brother Liu said: "Ding Daxia is polite, my own brother, what is there to thank you for." ”
Suddenly, Ding Piaopeng threw the scroll, snorted, knelt on the ground, and said, "Brother has a reluctant request." ”
Third Brother Liu stretched out his hand to help, helped him up, and knelt down again, Third Brother Liu said: "Ding Daxia, you can't help it, the man has gold under his knees, why is this so painful, I have something to say." ”
Ding Piaopeng said: "I just want to marry the third brother with a different surname, but if the third brother doesn't agree, I won't get up in the next place." ”
It happened that Wang Xiaoer walked in and said with a smile: "Brother Ding, aren't you a scoundrel, how can you force others to form brothers." ”
Ding Piaopeng glared at him and said, "If you say I'm a scoundrel, then I'll be a scoundrel." ”
Liu Sange was overjoyed and said: "Where is this scoundrel, this is something that cannot be begged for, fluttering up, from now on we are brothers, between brothers, when we share joys and sorrows, share weal and woe, don't mention the word 'thanks' again, a mention of 'thanks', then it will be divided." ”
Ding Piaopeng just got up, the two of them ordered the date of birth, the third brother Liu is one year older than Ding Piaopeng, he should be his brother, and Ding Piaopeng is his younger brother. On that day, the blood was an alliance and swore to the sky, and from then on, the brothers shared weal and woe, shared weal and woe, treated each other with all sincerity, and shared life and death.
That night, Wang Xiaoer cooked a few good dishes, and the three of them sat together to eat and drink, chatting very happily. Third Brother Liu said, "Brother, how about we recuperate here?"
Ding Piaopeng said: "Of course it's good, it's good to recuperate here, it's good to be fast, and then leave when you're healed, that's the best." ”
Third Brother Liu said: "Me and the old dragon head both mean this, my brother's body is weak and can't stand the bumps." During this time, Xiao Er has to work harder, make more delicious food for my brother, and it will get better faster. ”
Wang Xiaoer said: "That's no problem, I can change the tricks for him every day, make good food, tired is really tired, if you want to say that it is not hard, it is fake, scrub Brother Ding's body, change the medicine and serve water, wash and dry clothes, change the urine basin for the basin, cook and cook, that is my one-handed bag." Third brother, Brother Ding is your younger brother, you have to express it. ”
Ding Piaopeng said: "Don't pay attention to this kid, he deserves it." That's what you kid is here. ”
Third Brother Liu smiled: "Xiao Er has really worked hard, and he wants to calculate his salary, right?"
Wang Xiaoer said: "That's not right. I just want to ask the third brother to teach me a defensive kung fu, which is considered a reward for me, this kung fu can defuse any weapon, and the attack launched against me is simple and easy to learn, I just want to learn a trick of self-defense and life-saving martial arts. ”
Ding Piaopeng smiled: "You call blackmail, here you are again, last time I forced me to teach you an offensive move, and now you want to learn defensive moves, you are endless!"
Wang Xiaoer said: "Brother Ding, I didn't force you, you taught me willingly, who dares to force you Ding Daxia in this world." If you don't push others, it's good. ”
Third Brother Liu smiled: "Okay, okay, don't make trouble, I'll teach you a trick." ”
As he spoke, he took Wang Xiaoer to the court, took a posture, took two steps back, and at the same time swung his sword to draw a circle, the tip of the sword swept from the bottom to the opponent's neck, and explained the mantra of the heart. The main points are: the heart moves, the sword moves, the heart and the sword are one, and it is natural. Wang Xiaoer imitated it carefully and comprehended it carefully.
Wang Xiaoer said: "This trick should have a nice name." ”
Third Brother Liu muttered: "Then, let's call it 'foolproof'." ”
Wang Xiaoer said: "This name is good, very good." ”
He gestured in the court for a while before returning to the table and continuing to drink.
Third Brother Liu asked Wang Xiaoer: "During the day, when you go out, do you change your makeup?"
Wang Xiaoer said: "Of course, I changed my disguise, or the costume you gave me a month ago, middle-aged servant Jin Fu, what wigs, beards, all the costume props, I keep them well, but it takes a little trouble to go out, and I have to dress up for a quarter of an hour." ”
Third Brother Liu said: "That appearance has already been seen, and it is a bit dangerous to show your face again." Wait a while, I'll dress you up again, it's also a servant, let's call it Agui, a little older, a little more beard, a long face changed to a round face, and the style and color of the clothes are different, then it's safe. ”
Wang Xiaoer clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Great, great, Jinfu has become expensive, the round face will look a little richer, and the girls standing on the street will compete to pull me when they see it." ”
Third Brother Liu said: "Little Er, don't come nonsense, you can stay up for me for another twenty days, don't have an accident, when my brother's illness is cured, you can be crazy if you like it." ”
Wang Xiaoer said: "It's a joke, don't take it seriously third brother." ”
Third Brother Liu said: "Be careful, Xiao Er, try not to go out if you have nothing to do, if you want to go out if you have something, come back as soon as you are done." These days, Huai'an City is full of spies from all walks of life, all looking for my Piaopeng brother, don't bring your tail in when you come back. ”
Wang Xiaoer said: "Don't worry, third brother, I, Wang Xiaoer, still have a little bit of cleverness." ”
Third Brother Liu said again: "I don't know if you remember, Wang Zhuang wants to catch our skinny catcher who is fast, oily and smooth, and called a thin monkey." ”
Ding Piaopeng and Wang Xiaoer said in unison: "Remember to remember, how can you not remember, that kid talks the most." ”
Liu Sange said: "The thin monkey is a person with a special voice recognition function, after I changed my appearance, he couldn't recognize who I was, but as soon as he heard my voice, no matter what dialect I spoke, no matter how I deliberately changed my voice, he could immediately recognize who I was." The other day, I almost fell for him. ”
Ding Piaopeng and Wang Xiaoer said in unison: "Really?"
Third Brother Liu said: "It's true, this kid is a genius, you have to be careful." Especially Xiao Er, when he goes out to buy vegetables, he should talk as little as possible, not only to talk as little as possible, but it is best to make as little noise as possible, such as coughing, spitting, and yawning, so as not to hit him in his hands, which will be terrible. After shopping, don't go shopping and return immediately. ”
Wang Xiaoer was a little unconvinced, but said, "I know, third brother." ”
But Wang Xiaoer didn't take it to heart at all, he didn't believe in such a thing, and he didn't believe that there were people with this kind of special speech recognition function in the world, he felt that Liu Sange was a bit of a fuss and too careful.
Wang Xiaoer held back at No. 66 Qingyin Lane for three days and did not go out once in three days. That defensive move "foolproof" was also practiced so well, locked in the courtyard, doing nothing, it was really a little boring. On the fourth day, the opportunity came, Liu Sange went out, and the old dragon head took the brothers to Fox Island to chase the golden retriever monster. Wang Xiaoer saw Ding Piaopeng playing Tai Chi in the court, so he began to face the bronze mirror in the study, changed his appearance, and finished his makeup, he said, "Brother Ding, I'm going to buy vegetables." ”
Ding Piaopeng said: "Oh, be careful when you go out." ”
Wang Xiaoer said: "Got it." ”
Wang Xiaoer carried a cloth bag in his arms, jumped to the front door, opened the door, and remembered Liu Sange's instructions, according to the appearance of a forty-year-old manservant, dragged his feet, and walked listlessly towards the lively market.
His steps seemed to be sluggish and heavy, but his heart was full of joy and excitement, he was like a bird out of its cage, finally able to fly freely in the air.
Wang Xiaoer is still a child after all, he is active, loves to be lively, money, beautiful women, fragrant cars, mansions, food, clothing, gambling, mahjong, each of which has a huge attraction to him, and he is full of greed and longing for this world.
When he paced to the "Tiantian Mahjong Hall", he saw a fan head standing in front of the mahjong hall to solicit business, who was already a half-old, but still dressed in a bright dress, and the dress was bright, and when he saw Wang Xiaoer, he came up and said: "Shopkeeper, do you want to rub mahjong on the first floor, or do you want to go upstairs to do a foot bath and play with the girls?"
Wang Xiaoer said: "The girls upstairs look Peugeot or not?"
Fan said: "The girls upstairs are all young girls, all of them are like flowers and jade, and their kung fu is good, and they can make the shopkeeper happy with their safekeeping." ”
Wang Xiaoer said: "Don't lie to me, if it's rotten, I don't want it." ”
The fan head stepped forward and pulled Wang Xiaoer's sleeve and said: "The shopkeeper, you are not a person, they are all twenty-eight years old, bewitching and colorful beauties, doing a foot bath in a single room, it is very convenient, if the shopkeeper is not satisfied, you can come down." Once you are familiar with it twice, you don't do love in business, and you can't force ducks to put on the shelves, I don't understand, you are a big man, what are you afraid of. ”
Wang Xiaoer's heart was already itching, and he followed the fan head to the second floor, and the fan head arranged a room for him, and then called five girls to come up, stand in a row, and let him choose, sure enough, they were all young girls, and they looked like flowers. Wang Xiaoer picked a girl with a fair and ruddy complexion, a slender and plump figure, a cute apple face, and two sweet little dimples, which was the type he liked. He negotiated the price with the fantou, and the fantou took the door and left.
This time, Wang Xiaoer is going to open meat, the future is dangerous, I don't know when my head will fall off, otherwise people will say that I haven't even done it before, and I'll die.
He also wondered why he hadn't slept with a woman, so he had never been a human being. Today, I'm going to do it again.
Wang Xiaoer plugged in the door bolt and tossed with the girl in the private room for a while before putting on his clothes and coming out with a full burp.
went downstairs, and the fan head was still soliciting business downstairs, and smiled evilly: "Shopkeeper, how does it taste?"
Wang Xiaoer smiled: "Eldest sister, not bad." ”
Fan said: "Play two games of mahjong, it's still early to go home, don't you have to accompany the yellow-faced woman at home, I haven't been with enough!"
Wang Xiaoer thought to himself, the third brother's disguise technique is really incurable, and he treats me as an old man with a wife, he said: "My card skills are too bad, I bet once and lose once, and I won't come." ”
The fan said: "It's always okay to see, let's make a scene." "The fan has experience, and he will come up after watching the addiction, and he is not afraid that you will not come.
Wang Xiaoer said: "Then let's take a look." ”
Actually, Wang Xiaoer really wanted to come to two, anyway, there was silver, but he lost the silver again, not only did he have bad card skills, but also bad luck, and he went to the table, which was to send money.
He just put his hands behind his back and watched others play mahjong around the table. Suddenly, someone patted him on the shoulder, don't turn his head to look, and saw that it was the fan just now who was greeting him, and the fan smiled at him: "Shopkeeper, I intend to make you a little rich." ”
Wang Xiaoer said: "Don't talk about it, if there is a pie in the sky, there will be, and it won't fall on my head." ”
Fan said: "Today, the pie will fall on your head." Didn't you say that the card skills are poor, my boss's card skills are good, and you and him will keep you to make money. ”
Wang Xiaoer said: "What do you say, what do you say, he has good card skills and still loses money?"
Fan said: "He is very good at playing cards, no one comes with him, he wants to have a card addiction, so he sets a rule, he wins the card he pays, he loses the card, you pay." Go quickly, I'll pick you to make a small fortune, what are you afraid of. If I hadn't been on duty to solicit guests, I would have been on my own, and I wouldn't have asked you to replace me. ”
Wang Xiaoer said: "If you dare to be in love, just play two and try it." said that it would come with a small amount of money, but not a big one, a small bet would be pleasant, and a big bet would be killed. ”
Fan said: "Of course it's a little money, my boss has a temper with you, he loves hemp like an idiot, he loves money like his life, he loves hemp but he loves money, and it's not easy to ask him to make some blood." ”
The fan head half-pulled and half-pushed, and pushed Wang Xiaoer to the card table, where there were three people sitting next to the table, and there was exactly one of the three missing. The fan head pressed Wang Xiaoer on the seat and left.
Sitting opposite Wang Xiaoer is the boss of the "Tiantian Mahjong Parlor" "numb to death", he has a numb face, a red face, wearing a royal blue tuanhua robe, a short figure, and a huge ruby ring ring on his thick ring finger, nodding to Wang Xiaoer, it is considered to say hello, and the four of them began to rub the mahjong.
Ma to death card skills are really good, card luck is surprisingly good, after a while the cards were pasted, said: "Paste, all the same." He looked full of joy, and after doing the math, he won, and he paid for it, and each of them tattooed one tael of silver, and paid three taels of silver in total, and when he took out the silver from his sleeve, his face was full of displeasure.
Four people with eight hands, even the cards on the table, mahjong cards rattle, numb to death as if enjoying the eyes slightly, shaking the head.
Wang Xiaoer muttered: "Hey, there is such a thing, you have to pay if you win the card." ”
A card friend said: "This is the rule of rubbing mahjong with hemp to death, but the hemp to the death thief is only once a month, and he refuses to come more." ”
Wang Xiaoer said: "Then he won't cheat, come to a deliberate loss, that's not for us to pay." ”
The card friend said: "No, no, he is the grandson of the champion Gong, and he is afraid that he will lose his fame if he loses the card." According to him, his grandfather is the champion, although the grandson can not study and be an official, he has to do a champion in that line, he thinks he is the champion of mahjong, how can he lose the card. ”
At this time, there are more and more onlookers around the table, three laps down, the remaining three people have not won, not only the card skills are far inferior to him, the card luck is also back, hemp to the death to win, very happy, when paying the silver, but a look of trouble, and he is familiar with the humane: "Ma boss, you want to play mahjong why not notify me, let me also make a small fortune, so I am your neighbor." ”
There are also humanitarians: "His mahjong addiction is a burst, the addiction is coming, can't be stopped, and he is about to pull people to rub mahjong, as if he is rescuing a critically ill patient, and he can't delay for a moment, pull a donkey as a horse to ride, and get started immediately." ”
Ma to death while taking the cards to look at the cards, while saying: "This friend said to the point, the addiction came, just like the fire in the room." I'm in a hurry. ”
Another human: "It's not good to be so anxious, you want to give birth to a girl."
Ma said to death: "Hey, really, no wonder I gave birth to five daughters, none of them, it turned out that I was caused by sexual impatience." However, what's wrong with having a girl, the daughter is filial and is the father's little padded jacket, and the son is a robber, and he married a daughter-in-law and forgot his mother, and took all your family property, and found a daughter-in-law as a helper, all of which are disgusting with being a mother-in-law. ”
He said, but the hand is not idle, not only the cards are fast, the cards are also played well, staring at the upper house, pinching the next house, guarding against the home, there is no last resort.
There was a chat without a match, and he was so numb that he suddenly touched a God of Wealth, spread the cards, and said: "It's confused, this time it's a grand slam." It's really enjoyable and cool. He rubbed his hands together, his face full of excitement, and every pockmark glittered red, but he didn't see him pay the money.
In the "everyday mahjong hall", there are more and more people watching this table rubbing mahjong, including catching fast thin monkeys, thin monkeys are on the opposite side of Wang Xiaoer, beside Ma to death, he is also a master who loves mahjong, has watched two games, and saw that Ma to die won and had to pay, so he wondered, asked the people next to him, only to know who won the bet at this table who paid for it, then the first time I heard that it was interesting, he stood next to Ma to death and did not go.
Wang Xiaoer raised his head, and saw that the thin monkey was also watching, and his heart couldn't help jumping suddenly, it was really a narrow road, he took care of himself, don't make a sound, Liu Sange said that the thin monkey has a special function of voice recognition, and he said it amazingly, he was suspicious in his heart, and then he thought about it, this thing can not be tried, let me believe the third brother, or guard against this thief monkey spirit, look, this spirit, the whole body is full of cleverness, is the most difficult to mess with. Looking at the appearance, the thin monkey didn't find himself now, Wang Xiaoer wanted to withdraw and leave immediately, but he felt that it was inappropriate, this was the time to take the silver, and if he left, it would arouse the suspicion of the thin monkey. is targeted by him, and my Wang Xiaoer will be finished.
Ma to die with mahjong cards to calculate the card spend, the money is paid according to the number of cards spent, this game of Grand Slam he won more cards, the average person he has to pay two taels of silver, a total of six taels, he is a miser, love money as life, inevitably some heartache, hand into the arms, but the silver can not be taken out. The pockmarks on his face were still shiny before, but now they have dimmed.
Wang Xiaoer was silent, but the other two friends were anxious, and one said: "Numb to death, don't grind, pay a little profit, such a big boss, so small money is still difficult." ”
Another also said: "Hurry up, hurry up, talk to the truth, do you want to repay the debt or something!"
"You don't want to think about it, I was very happy when I won the card, but I was very uncomfortable when I paid, from happy to uncomfortable, my brain suddenly couldn't turn around, even if it turned around, how awkward it was." ”
A poker player also said: "You don't want to think about how uncomfortable I am when I lose.
When I won money, I was naturally very happy, from uncomfortable to happy, my brain turned a corner, but the money was not seen in my hand, and that feeling was awkward. ”
Everyone had a good time. Another poker player also said: "The richer the person, the better he is." If you don't want to pay, you will sneer, Lao Tzu will smash the gold-lettered signboard of your 'Mahjong Hall every day', and the silver will not be wanted. ”
Numb to death: "I can't help it, I will pay this one, you see the two of you, or neighbors, why are you in a hurry, look at this gentleman, how self-contained, he has never said a word of hurt and angry from beginning to end." ”
The gentleman who was numb to death was Wang Xiaoer.
Wang Xiaoer just smiled slightly, and said in his heart: It's not that I don't want to speak, it's just that I don't dare to speak.
Ma Zhi asked to death: "What is your friend's surname?"
Wang Xiaoer shook his head and waved his hand.
A card friend said: "Ma to death, people are dumb, and you ask in vain." ”
Another player was anxious and said, "No, I was talking just now, why did I become dumb in a blink of an eye." ”
A poker friend said: "Then it wasn't just now, but now it is, it doesn't matter if he's dumb or not, it's a big deal." If you're numb to death, give me the silver, don't look away, okay. ”
Everyone's eyes were all staring at Wang Xiaoer, especially the thin monkey, frowning at Xiao Er, Xiao Eryi was nervous, his face turned white, he lowered his head, avoided the thin monkey's gaze, coughed inadvertently, and pretended to spit on the ground.
Coughing and talking all occur, as long as it is a human voice, the thin monkey can recognize it. Although the tone is artificial, and the voice in the mahjong hall is ridiculous, the thin monkey can still clearly capture the coughing sound, the cough is deliberately transposed, the original sound covered by the transposition tone, crisp and fresh, full of elasticity, this is not a middle-aged man's voice, it should be a young man's voice, the middle-aged man is just a disguised appearance, this voice is very familiar, through the unique water sound of the Jiangnan boy, where have you heard it? By the way, in Wangzhuang in the southern suburbs of Beijing, the young man from the owl family who was so scared that the six gods were ownerless, that is, Wang Xiaoer, the fugitive who gave Lang Qiyi a bench in the courtyard of the capital.
With Wang Xiaoer here, there is Ding Piaopeng.
The skinny monkey was overjoyed. This time, he learned to be obedient, tried his best to be calm, remained silent, never looked at Wang Xiaoer again, and coaxed with others: "Numb to death, pay the money and pay quickly." Wait until Ma died and paid the money, then quietly squeezed out of the crowd of onlookers, came to the street, just met another plainclothes patrol on the street to catch a six heads, he pulled a six head of the cuffs, muttered a few words, the two immediately went to the opposite hotel, picked a window seat to sit down, ordered two dishes, sipped a small wine, two people four pairs of eyes, staring at the door of the mahjong hall every day.
After a while, Wang Xiaoer came out, he looked left and right, and saw that there were no suspicious people around, so he walked towards the vegetable field. At this time, Ah Liutou put down his wine glass and followed.
The thin monkey told him not to alarm Wang Xiaoer, as long as he stared at him, he must find Wang Xiaoer's foothold.