Chapter 100: You Don't Eat People
It was late at night, but Chen Xian had no intention of sleeping, and he didn't want to cultivate, so he walked out of the white bone cave alone, lying on his back on a flat big bluestone, and watching the stars at night. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć infoAt this time, the Milky Way appeared, the jade sky was dust-free, the stars were bright, and it was time to watch the stars.
Of course, Chen Xian is not proficient in the art of stargazing, except for being able to distinguish between the three hundred and sixty-five stars in Zhou Tian, the three walls and twenty-eight nights, which star is bright and which star is dark, he can't tell the rest, and he doesn't know the meaning of what it wants to express. He is just looking up at the starry sky, not trying to use it to calculate the world's major events.
Looking at the flickering stars in the night sky, Chen Xian fell into deep thought: Now that the Seven Sages have formed a righteousness, the next thing is for the monkey to make trouble in the underworld, go to the Heavenly Palace, and start his tragic career as Bi Ma Wen.
The white bone spirit is a goblin with a large role on the road to the west, unlike other powerful demon kings who rely on force to appear on the camera, she relies on resourcefulness, three plays Tang Seng, let him recite the mantra three times, and almost strangled Sun Wukong's copper-headed iron brain. In Chen Xian's worldview, those women who are as wise as demons are either nuns or mistresses of others, and the white bone spirits are so shrewd, uh, they are goblins themselves, and it is too wasteful to be a nun and be killed by a monkey, so it is better to be a mistress.
Just used twenty homemade chewing gums to buy the two girls next to Bai Gujing, and after finding out their preferences, Chen Xian was silent.
According to the two little kids, the white bone spirit rarely goes out, except for occasionally taking care of the flowers and plants in the small courtyard in the middle of the lake, most of the time he locks himself in the pink jade building, or meditates and cultivates, or is in a daze, not knowing what to think.
The information he got from the mouths of the two girls was too little, and Chen Xian felt that his twenty chewing gums made of precious medicinal materials were a little worthless, but considering that he was also a demon king and an adult, he really couldn't pull his face to open his mouth to the two little banshees, and asked for the candy back, so he could only watch them leave with the chewing gum in their arms after sending them to their residence.
Lying on the big bluestone, Chen Xian thought to himself that the white bone spirit should be because there are too few female goblins in Xiniu Hezhou (or the entire Journey to the West World) and no girlfriends, so he gradually became an otaku and a cultivator.
Chen Xian's nose twitched, and he smelled a body fragrance that belonged to the unique body of the virgin, he couldn't smell it in his previous life, first, it was rare, and his nose was not as sensitive as it is now, so he couldn't climb on the body of Guliang to smell it!
There is no moon tonight, the stars are shining, and the moon before the flower doesn't seem to be very suitable for the occasion, so Chen Xian changed it to the star before the flower, but it sounds a little awkward, and he always feels weird.
"Let's talk about your practical plan, let me see if you can spit out ivory from your dog's mouth!" Bai Ling'er said indifferently, she was teased by Chen Xian three times, and she was too lazy to pretend to be smiling anymore.
The White Bone Spirit would come, as early as Chen Xian's expectation, after all, for people who are dedicated to cultivation, as long as they can make progress in cultivation, they are willing to try no matter how slim their hope is. It's just that Bai Ling'er's words made him speechless, whether he said it or not, his mouth became a dog's mouth, the only difference is whether it has ivory or not (if the dog's mouth can spit out ivory, the dog must have tusks).
Chen Xian didn't speak, Bai Ling'er naturally couldn't speak, she didn't even look at Chen Xian, her eyes kept looking into the distance.
"As a woman, it's actually better not to be too strong, you just need to find a powerful thigh to hold!" Chen Xian laughed, anyway, it's all a dog's mouth, it's better to bark a few more.
"So you have no choice?" Bai Ling'er's voice was neither sad nor joyful, obviously not having illusions about Chen Xian.
"I really have a way, no military dissolution, no double cultivation, and it is guaranteed to be in line with your heart. Chen Xian swore authentically, just patted his chest and promised, and swore to the sky.
"Oh, let's listen to it!" Bai Ling'er asked lightly.
"I think it's not just the pure yin body that is bothering you to move forward, you are a white bone incarnation, there must be a body of corpse qi, or death qi, right? With the help of Han Zhongli, Lu Dongbin was able to create a pure yang method with a mortal body, but he didn't believe that the white bone essence was a true immortal, and it took another thousand years to create a method suitable for the cultivation of the pure yin body.
The ghosts and immortals of the underworld are also pure yin bodies, although their cultivation is low, there is no lack of Xuan immortals, just because of the imbalance of yin and yang, they cannot condense the three flowers, and there is no golden immortal. The white bone spirit will die in front of the Xuanxian Pass, obviously it is not only the pure yin body that is doing trouble, there should be other factors in it, "Journey to the West" calls it a corpse demon, which means that she has a corpse qi that only the dead have. In this way, yin, death, and anger are intertwined, so that they are not human, ghosts, and corpses, and they will completely stump the scheming white bone spirit and give birth to the idea of eating Tang monk's meat.
Tang Seng is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and the golden cicada is the Da Luo Jin Immortal, and the reason why so many monsters want to eat him is mostly for the Da Luo Heavenly Dao in his body. As for saying that eating Tang monk's meat can be immortal, it's just a joke, if that's the case, how many immortal mosquitoes should there be in the world? Think about it, you can understand, the demon king in the Journey to the West, which is not a fairy, which one is not immortal? If it's just to make the little demons under his command immortal, why don't you let them eat it raw, you must know that the monsters are all hairy and blood-drinking, and the two attendants who followed Tang Seng out of Chang'an were Xiong Shanjun, special sergeants, General Yin and a little demon ate it raw in front of Tang Seng, why didn't the demon kings who caught Tang Seng eat him raw? There are two reasons: first, Tang Seng has a dry hair god to protect him; second, the Daluo Heavenly Dao in Tang Seng's flesh is Tang Seng's after all, which demon kings want to get it, they need to be slowly refined, so those monsters who caught Tang Seng will lock him up, and wait for the monkey to be sent away and then enjoy it slowly.
Chen Xian thought to himself that the reason why the white bone spirit never mentioned the corpse was because she was a female monster who loved beauty and didn't want others to associate her with ugly zombies. It's just that this kind of mentality of avoiding illness and avoiding medical treatment is really unacceptable, so the doctor can't prescribe the right medicine, and how can he prescribe a prescription that can cure his disease?
"And then?" Bai Ling'er asked lightly, Chen Xian could deduce that there was death in her, and there was nothing remarkable, and it would not move her.
"Do you eat people?" asked Chen Xian.