Chapter 655: Crashing into the Heavenly Marriage, Crashing into the Dizziness

Last time, when Tang Seng crossed the quicksand river, due to the vicious waves, he was injured under the bumps, and after more than half a month of recuperation, most of the injuries improved, and he beat the horse. The group walked to the black, because they didn't find a place to stay, Bajie complained that the horse was slow, the monkey raised a stick to scare the horse, and the white dragon horse ran away in shock, throwing the injured Tang Seng off the horse, and breaking the ribs again.

"Oops......" Tang Seng was lying in the grass, afraid that he couldn't get up, so he could only hum to his heart's content.

When Tang Seng was humming and chirping, the three apprentices arrived, and Sha Seng stepped forward to help Tang Seng up, and asked with concern, "Is Master okay?"

Tang Seng broke out in a cold sweat, inhaled cold air and said, "The ribs seem to have broken again!"

"Master, sit down, I'll help you pick up the broken bones!" Sha Seng hurriedly helped Tang Seng to the side and sat down, and took a hand to connect Tang Seng's ribs.

With a "click", the ribs were connected, and Tang Seng gasped in pain, and it took a while to ease up. As soon as he regained his strength, Tang Seng pointed at the monkey and scolded: "You monkey, don't you know that the poor monk is injured? You startled the horse, how can I control it? Now that I have fallen seriously and been injured, how much time will it take!"

The monkey laughed and said: "The old monk doesn't scold me, it's all Zhu Bajie who said that you rode a horse too slowly, so he was faster." ”

Bajie hurriedly carried the burden all the way, panting and pouting, and muttered in his mouth: "How can I blame me, I just complained about the slow horse, so I didn't rush to the accommodation, and I didn't ask you to beat the horse! Now my stomach is deflated and my waist is loose, my stomach is hungry and weak, and the burden is heavy, and I can't walk, and the monkey does this, and it hurts me to run around to drive the horse!"

Tang Seng said: "Apprentice, just now I was lying on the ground, looking at the top of the mountain with cornices arch corners, I think there is a village on the mountain, you can see if it is, if so, we can go and spend the night for a while!"

When the monkey heard this, he looked up, and the first thing he saw was not the eaves, but the first thing he saw was that there were Qingyun shrouded in mid-air, and the cloud was covered by the mist, and he immediately knew that the eaves and arches that Tang Seng saw were the manors lit by the Buddha. He has seen a lot of immortal manors along the way, as long as it is not made by demons, he will not say anything, but said: "It is a good place, we will spend the night, and they will not refuse if they want to come." ”

"Master, I'll carry you!" Sha Seng is very eye-catching, when there is nothing to do, Bajie carries the burden, he leads the horse, now the horse has run away, the old monk has no horse to ride, and there are injuries in the body, the monkey will do the things of the back of the monkey, so do not want Tang Seng to order, the little sand monk immediately leaned over and said.

Tang Seng was not hypocritical, and turned over on the back of Sha Seng. Sha Seng carried Tang Seng on his back, went up, met the white dragon horse that turned around halfway, the monkey led, went up for a while, and saw a cluster of pine underworld in the distance, there were several houses, it was very Xuanang.

This manor, standing in the wind and snow, backed by green mountains, planted in front of the door with green cypresses, green pines, green bamboos, wild plum and snow blooming outside the fence, you can smell the fragrance from afar, the mud walls, brick enclosure. The high hall is magnificent, the building is clear, there is no cow and sheep chirping, and there is no sound of chickens and dogs.

Sha Seng carried Tang Seng on his back to the manor between the pine fences, and came to a gatehouse, which was a weeping lotus elephant trunk, painting carved beams. Sha Seng put down Tang Seng and stopped at the gatehouse.

Bajie put down his burden and said: "This family is really rich, and I don't want to despise a house and a meal!"

The monkey knew that this was a manor lit by the gods, and thought that it was the same as the manor that provided Tang Seng with accommodation and food before, so he was going to go in, Tang Seng hurriedly said: "No, you and I are monks, each avoid some suspicions, don't trespass." and wait for someone to come out and ask for lodging with courtesy. ”

"Hmph, mother-in-law!" the monkey snorted coldly, and was not in a hurry to go in, he couldn't live, he couldn't eat or not, Tang Seng was willing to starve outside, suffer from the cold, and let him go. After he tied the white dragon horse, he folded his hands and leaned under the base of the wall.

Tang Seng sat on the stone drum in front of the door, Bajie and Sha Seng sat on the side of the pedestal, and waited for a long time, but no one came out in the manor Tang Seng was so cold that he shivered.

The monkey stood by and watched, with a sneer, the eight precepts were gluttonous in the brain, and the heart was anxious, jumping over the high wall and entering to watch, to the south to ask for three halls, the curtain was high-controlled, and on the screen door, a horizontal painting of Shoushan Fuhai was hung; on the gold lacquer pillars on both sides, there was a spring couplet on a big red paper, which read: The silk is weak and the willow bridge is late, and the snow is fragrant and the plum courtyard is spring. In the middle, set up a faded black lacquered incense table, and put a bronze beast stove on it. There are six chairs on it. There are four seasons hanging screens on the two hills.

Bajie was looking around, and suddenly heard the sound of footsteps behind the door, and walked out of a half-old woman, and asked in a coquettish voice, "Who is the person who broke into my widow's door at night?"

Bajie listened to the question, and didn't dare to raise his head, but just whispered repeatedly: "Female Bodhisattva, the little monk is from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, and he is ordered to worship the Buddha in the West and ask for scriptures." A group of four, passing by Baofang, it was getting late. Teben female Bodhisattva Tanfu, borrow a night. ”

The old woman was transformed by Li Shan's old mother, and she would not be frightened by Bajie's face, and asked, "Elder, where are those three?" ”

Bajie shouted loudly, "Master, master, please come in." ”

Hearing the shouts of Bajie, Tang Seng Cai Sha Seng entered the manor with the support of Sha Monk, and the monkey followed behind with a burden in one hand and a horse in the other.

Li Shan's old mother went out of the hall to greet her, and took this opportunity to look up and peek, and saw that the woman was wearing an official green silk jacket with gold silk sleeves, covered with a light red vest, a colorful goose yellow brocade skirt tied around her waist, and high-soled flower shoes. The cloud bun is majestic, the back hangs the scarf, and the oblique hairpin has two strands of red gold hairpin. Although her hair is half white, she wears gemstone earrings, she does not apply fat, her charm still exists, and her body is still like a girl.

After Tang Seng and his apprentices drank hot tea, Tang Seng asked Li Shan's mother Gao's surname and where this was, and Li Shan's mother said: "This is the land of Xiniu Hezhou." The little woman's maiden name is Jia (fake), and her husband's surname is Mo (name must have). Unfortunate childhood, my aunt died early, and she and her husband inherited the ancestral business. There are thousands of family assets and thousands of acres of fertile land. I had no children in my life, and I only gave birth to three girls. The year before last, I lost my husband again. The widow of the little woman is full of service this year. Leaving behind the land and family business, there is no one in the family, but my mothers and daughters take it. If you want to marry someone else, it is difficult to give up your family business. The elders descended, thinking that it was the master and the apprentice. There are four little women and girls, who intend to sit on the mountain to recruit husbands, and the four are just right. I don't know if you want to do it. ”

When Sanzang heard this, he pretended to be deaf and dumb and calmed his eyes, and he didn't answer, the monkey knew that the other party was transformed by gods and Buddhas, so he naturally wouldn't take it seriously, but he just looked at Bajie, and found that Bajie was a little moved, hehe sneered, and his heart had a good show.

Seeing that Sanzang was not moved, Li Shan's old mother continued to persuade her, saying that her family was rich and her daughter was beautiful, and she sat there like a child who was frightened by thunder, a shrimp toad that was drenched in the rain, and rolled her eyes in a daze.

In stark contrast to Tang Seng is Bajie, who smelled that Li Shan's old mother's family was so rich and his daughter was so beautiful, he was itchy and couldn't scratch it, sitting on the chair, as if there was a needle sitting under his buttocks, twisting left and right.

"A boar in heat should be like this!" Chen Xian and the monkey couldn't help but think in their hearts after seeing Zhu Bajie's appearance.

Bajie tried his best to suppress his lust, and finally couldn't bear it anymore. stepped forward, pulled Tang Seng and said, "Master, this female bodhisattva is talking to you, why are you pretending not to pay attention?

Tang Seng raised his head suddenly, and scolded Bajie: "You evil animal! We are monks, how can we be tempted by wealth and beauty, it makes no sense!"

Old Mother Li Shan laughed and said, "Poor, pitiful, what's the benefit of being a monk?"

Tang Seng asked rhetorically: "Female Bodhisattva, what are the benefits of being a person at home?"

Li Shan's old mother asked Tang Seng to sit down and make a poem to say the benefits of being at home: "The spring tailor is better than Silla, the summer is changed to light yarn to appreciate the green lotus; there is a new fragrant glutinous wine in autumn, and the warm pavilion is drunk in winter." At four o'clock, it is used as well, and there are many pieces of eight festivals; ”

Tang Seng also made a poem to say the benefits of becoming a monk: "The ambition of becoming a monk is very much, and it is very important to overthrow the former Grace Hall." Foreign objects do not give birth to idle tongues, and there is good yin and yang in the body. After the completion of the work, he returned to his hometown with a clear heart. It's better to be greedy for blood at home, and fall into stinky skin when you get old. ”

When Li Shan's mother heard this, she said angrily: "This monk is rude! If I don't see you coming from the east, I should come out." I'm a sincere person, and I want to recruit you and others from my family, but you will hurt me with words. You have taken the vows, you have made a vow, and you will never return to the world, so that your subordinates will also be recruited by my family. Why are you so stubborn?"

Tang Seng saw that she was angry, and the only one who won was humble, and his heart moved, and he said to the monkey: "Wukong, you are here." ”

Tang Seng has been dissatisfied with the monkey for a long time, and really hopes that the monkey can stay, but the monkey knows that this is the god and Buddha, if he really agrees, he doesn't know how much joke he will make, and how many fairy jokes will be passed out, so he said: "I don't know how to do such a thing since I was a child, just teach Bajie here." ”

Bajie was very willing, but he shirked and said: "Brother, don't lay off people, okay? ”

Tang Seng actually liked Bajie the most, and immediately said: "You two refuse, so teach Wujing here." ”

Sha Seng hurriedly waved his hand and said: "What is the master talking about? The disciple was persuaded by the Bodhisattva, received the ordination, and waited for the master; since the master accepted me and accepted the teachings; he has not followed the master for more than two months, and he has not achieved half of the results, how dare he want to be so rich! He would rather die than go to the west to do such a deceitful thing. ”

Seeing that they refused, Li Shan's mother pulled out and turned into the screen and closed the door with a bang. The masters and apprentices were left outside, and no one came out to give alms and arrange accommodation.

Bajie was anxious in his heart, and complained to Tang Seng and said: "Master doesn't know how to do things, and he will say it to death." You still have some feet, only vaguely agreed, coaxed him to eat some fasting, and ended up happy tonight; If you don't come out of the door like this, how can we spend the night with our clean ash and cold stove!"

After Bajie was ridiculed by the monkey, he was still a thief, and he used the excuse to let the horse run and said to the old mother of Li Shan, saying that the old monk did not understand the world, but in fact, he wanted to stay, but it was only because of the status of master and apprentice.

All this was turned into insects, and the monkey who followed Bajie saw it, and returned to Tang Seng, Tang Seng didn't believe it at first, and in the end, after things developed as the monkey said, he was angry, but he agreed to let Bajie stay and get married.

"Good thing" has been completed, Li Shan's mother naturally wants to announce the recruitment of her son-in-law, only to listen to a sound, the waist door opened, there are two people carrying red lights, one person carrying a pot, fragrant clouds and mist, ring Ding Ding, Li Shan's mother with three daughters (Guanyin, Manjushri, Fuxian), walked out.

The three monks of Guanyin are called Zhenzhen, Ai Ai, and Mercy, and they meet several guests, and the three women stand in the hall and worship upwards. Because it is tempting, it is natural to sign, the moth eyebrows are green, the powder face is spring, enchanting and charming, and the slender is moving. "They" flowers are delicate, embroidered with the wind, extraordinary dust, half smiling, such as cherries blooming, when walking slowly, Ruolan musk deer erupts, full of pearls and emeralds, full of fragrance, it is really a fairy of the nine heavens descending from the sky, and Chang'e is out of the cold in the month.

Ignoring the indecency, the true monk Sanzang folded his palms and bowed his head, the monkey who knew the truth pretended not to pay attention, the little monk Sha Seng turned his back and turned around, only Zhu Bajie, his eyes did not turn his eyes, his lustful heart was disordered, he was lustful and gallant, twisted and pinched, suppressed the voice like killing pigs, and said in a low voice: "There is a labor fairy descending." Mother, please go and prepare my sisters!"

The three women turned into a screen, and left a pair of yarn lanterns, and the old mother of Li Shan said: "Four elders, are you willing to pay attention, which one is worthy of my little girl?"

Sha Seng said: "We have discussed, and the man surnamed Zhu is recruiting his subordinates." ”

Bajie twisted and said: "Brother, don't cut me, and follow the crowd." ”

The monkey smiled: "What else do you care? Didn't you just say at the back door, Gang has our face, and the 'mother' is called, what do you care? The old monk is a male family, this woman is a female family, and the old grandson is a matchmaker. You don't have to read through the book, today is an auspicious day, you came to worship the old monk and went in to be a son-in-law. ”

Bajie said: "It can't be done, it can't be done!

Bajie shirked again and again, and finally "was" moved by the monkey's words, agreed to join the Jia (Jia family), and entered the inner courtyard with Lishan's mother.

Bajie was taken around the manor by Li Shan's mother, Li Shan's mother deliberately went fast, Bajie chased wildly, bumped and bumped, and only then did he enter the inner courtyard.

Li Shan's mother deceived the anxious Bajie and eight big gifts to worship, and then said that the three daughters, I don't know which one is good for Bajie, Bajie is naturally more and better, and she wants to marry, but how could Li Shan's mother agree, so she decided to let Bajie wear a red hijab and hit the sky to get married.

Bajie set a hijab to hit the sky to marry according to his words, which is really "stupid and ignorant of the original reason, and the color sword hurts his body and secretly rests." There has been a weekly official gift in the letter, and today the groom is hijab".

Bajie hit the heavenly marriage, naturally hit the dizziness, what are the three monks, how can they let the pigs of Bajie touch the body and stain the golden body? Bajie hit the head full of bags, and still didn't hit fate.

Bajie, who was full of bags, gasped and said: "Mother, your daughter is so slippery that she can't catch one, but what, no one!"

Li Shan's mother lifted her head and said, "Son-in-law, it's not that my daughters are obedient, it's that they are too humble and refuse to recruit you." ”

Bajie said: "Mother, since they refuse to recruit me, you recruit me." ”

Li Shan's mother said: "Good son-in-law! This is neither big nor small, even my mother-in-law wants it! My three daughters are ingenious, and she has a pearl-inlaid brocade sweatshirt. If you wear that one, teach that one to recruit you. ”

Bajie didn't know that this was a net, so he said very greedily: "Okay, good, good! I will wear all three of them, and if they are all dressed, I will teach them to be recruited." ”

Li Shan's mother immediately turned into the room, took out only one piece, and handed it to Bajie. Bajie didn't know what to do, took off the green brocade cloth straight jacket, took off the undershirt, and put it on his body; before he tied the belt, he pounced and fell to the ground.

When Bajie looked down, he saw what kind of pearl undershirt he was wearing, but a few ropes, which were tightly tightened. Bajie was in pain and was asking for mercy, but Li Shan's mother was long gone.

Bajie can be said to have thrown himself into the net, and took the initiative to tie himself up, pitiful!