The girl smiled coquettishly, and the laughter stopped, and suddenly, a colorful woman flashed out of the bushes, wow, where is this girl, it is actually a well-dressed, fat and bewitching eighty or ninety-year-old old lady. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, you will be shocked when you see it.

The old lady is fat and bloated, full of white hair, she combs the white hair into a nine-bearded fairy bun-style lady's hairstyle, on the towering fairy bun, there is a golden hairpin and silver hairpin, the golden hairpin and silver hairpin are inlaid with jade and jade, the moonlight is shining, the brilliance is dazzling, the sideburns are wearing an orange-yellow silk flower, the fat lips are painted scarlet, although the fat face is smeared with a thick layer of fat powder, it is still difficult to hide the wrinkles on the face like a ravine, two big eye bags, hanging under the eyes, as long as you speak, you will sway.

The old lady wore a gold-threaded embroidered lake blue skirt, the skirt wrapped her fat breasts a little tightly, pinned a pink and silver-trimmed silk flower on her chest, and a five-color knurled cloud-patterned orange skirt, wrapped in a bulging and trembling belly, the skirt dragged to the instep, and her feet landed on the sea blue embroidered gold-trimmed brocade embroidered shoes.

Especially her fat hands, each with four deep fleshy vortices on the backs of the hands, except for overlapping age spots, ten fingers, like all connoisseurs of poison, all have long nails, which are curved and hard like eagle's claws, and the nails of both hands, from the thumb to the little finger, are painted in five colors: rose, chrysanthemum, sea blue, lake blue, On the ring finger of his left hand, he wears a huge emerald gold ring, and on the ring finger of his right hand, he wears a pink diamond platinum ring and two gemstone rings, reflecting the moonlight, from time to time shining with a faint green or pink luster, like two stars, twinkling in the night sky.

The whole thing is colorful, bright and eye-catching, not to mention, in terms of color matching, it is really pleasing to the eye.

The old lady said to Zhu Yeqing: "You must have guessed who I am." ”

Zhu Yeqing trembled with fright, and said, "This can't be a dream!"

The old lady smiled coquettishly, and the fat on her whole body trembled like waves, and said, "How can it." ”

As soon as she lifted her legs, she flew to Zhu Yeqing's side, reached out and took out the repeater from his arms, closed the safety of the repeater, raised her hand, threw the repeater behind her, and said, "Mapo, put it away." ”

Someone in the bushes took a crossbow and answered, "Yes." ”

It turns out that the old lady still has a back hand.

The old lady twisted Zhu Yeqing's arm, and Zhu Yeqing screamed in pain.

The old lady smiled and said, "Is it a dream?"

"No, no, it's not a dream, the flesh on your arm is going to be twisted off, it hurts terribly, and the villain knows who you are. ”

"Who?"

"Non-toxic and non-detoxifying grandma, it turns out, __you, not dead__"

Grandma Poison said, "Of course." Just your little **, you want to kill me, come back in the next life. ”

"Ten years ago, in the Golden Whip Creek in Zhangjiajie, the villain hid in the jungle, dared to shoot his grandmother with an arrow, and watched his grandmother fall in a pool of blood and lose her breath. ”

"You think grandma is dead, don't you? hehe, it's pretending to be dead. It's not because of the poison on your arrow, you pretend to be dead, it's because your arrow hit me in the chest, the arrow is only half an inch from the heart, I can't move, don't pretend to be dead, you will make up for two more arrows, then it's not fun, the old woman only closed her eyes slightly, motionless, held her breath and pretended to be dead, saw you holding a crossbow, jumped out of the woods, walked to the old woman, kicked me a few times, I didn't think you kid was so stupid, and really thought I was dead, haha, what a smart face. ”

"Huh?" Zhu Yeqing was shocked, and his crotch was wet in fright.

Grandma Poison asked: "You say, how to stop this arrow revenge?"

Zhu Yeqing said in a trembling voice: "I hope that grandma is magnanimous and not knowledgeable with villains, and villains will be cattle and horses from now on, and serve you old." ”

Grandma Poison said: "Can you believe your words? Can you believe people's words! Grandma has only fallen into this field today because she believed in a person's words in her life, and I don't believe anything." ”

As she spoke, she raised her left hand, the emerald ring flashed with a faint green light, and the middle finger of the sea blue nail flicked slightly, "snort", with a soft sound, Zhu Yeqing's body trembled, and said, "Grandma, you were poisoned?"

"Yes. ”

"Grandma, this is your old 'finger flying poison' magic skill?"

"That's right. ”

"It is said that within five zhang, hundreds of shots and 100 hits, ** insects have no escape, not to mention people, no matter how high the martial arts are, they will also suffer when they encounter grandma's 'finger flying poison' magic skill. ”

Grandma Poison smiled: "Haha, the kid knows a lot." ”

Zhu Yeqing's expression was gloomy, and he said, "Is the villain not alive today?"

"It's not. ”

"How many more days will you live?"

"You get up and walk a few steps and see if you can run. ”

Zhu Yeqing got up, he wanted to run, but he couldn't run anymore, he tried all his strength, and he just walked, not running, his stride was only three inches, like a sick old lady with little feet, his movements were sluggish, he was out of breath, where could he still run.

"Now, you have lost all your martial arts, and in five days, if you don't give you some medicine, you will die violently, believe it or not?"

"Believe it, how can you not believe it, grandma is the ancestor and grandfather of the drug world, and the villain admires it so much. ”

"Phew, I'm not a man, how did I become a grandfather!"

Zhu Yeqing raised his hand and slapped himself, and said continuously: "The villain should die, the villain should die, he is not sensible, he leaked his mouth, grandma is the ancestor of the drug world." ”

Grandma Poison sneered: "It's good to know, now, you have become a waste, and if you want to go back to the past, you want to see if Grandma and I are happy, and if I am not happy when I meet Grandma, you will be even more troublesome." ”

With a pop, Zhu Yeqing bowed his head and said: "Thank you grandma for not killing, grandma is magnanimous, adults don't remember villains, villains know their sins and repent, and they are grateful to Dade." ”

The poisonous grandmother didn't seem to hear it, and said, "Gong Bao, the punishment is waiting." ”

"Yes. ”

From the bushes on the other side, a middle-aged man in a brown coarse cloth coat flew out, medium build, lean and skinny, with a few taels of flesh on his face, but his eyes were like electricity, and he held a red-hot soldering iron in his hand with a tong, came to Zhu Yeqing's side, grabbed his hair, and pushed him to the ground.

The right cheek of the bamboo leaf is blurred with the word "dog" printed on it.

After finishing the work, the palace guard's figure flickered and disappeared.

Grandma Poison said: "I'm in a good mood today, so I won't kill you." ”

Zhu Yeqing knelt on the ground, kowtowed like pounding garlic, and said, "Thank you grandma for your kindness, the villain deserves death." ”

The poisonous grandmother didn't seem to hear it, turned around and untied the iron chain around Liu Sange's neck, tied it around Zhu Yeqing's neck, and said to Liu Sange: "This dog is given to you, are you happy?"

Third Brother Liu's face brightened, and he said, "Thank you, grandma, happy." ”

Grandma Poison asked, "Are you Third Brother Liu?"

"Yes, Grandma. ”

"It's handsome. ”

Liu Sange said: "Thank you grandma for the compliment." ”

Grandma Poison said, "Let's go." ”

Grandma Poison escorted Third Brother Liu and Zhu Yeqing out of the forest.

There are two cars parked on the official road outside the grove, one is a donkey cart, and the donkey cart seat sits Mapo, and the other is a carriage, the carriage is bamboo leaf green, and now it also belongs to the poisonous grandmother, and the carriage seat sits on the palace guard.

Grandma Poison said: "Third Brother Liu got into my car and talked to me, Zhu Yeqing got into the carriage, and the palace guard looked at it, if you are not honest, you can kill it." ”

Zhu Yeqing said: "The villain doesn't dare, the villain doesn't dare." ”

Third Brother Liu wrapped the chain around his head twice, and Gong Bao yelled: "Get Lao Tzu into the car." He is thin, but his voice is thick, Zhu Yeqing is most afraid of the palace guard, the means of the palace guard, he can be regarded as a teacher, and even the sonar shouted: "The villain gets out, the villain is immediately, the villain is going to get into the car immediately." "Stumbled into the carriage and closed the door.

The poisonous grandmother was on tiptoe and flew into the donkey cart, and Third Brother Liu hurriedly got into the donkey cart and closed the door.

The poisonous grandmother opened the front window and said to Mapo: "Don't go to Nanjing, don't go to Zhenjiang, go to the west, don't take the official road, take the country road, as soon as the morning dawns, find a cemetery to rest, it's dark, and then hurry." The kid who escaped, after going back to report, it's enough for a nest of wolves in Yinshan to be busy for a while, haha, it's fun. ”

The donkey cart and carriage were one after the other, the chariot started, went to the west, trotted away, the poisonous grandmother closed the window, lit the horse lamp, the carriage was bright, she sat on a comfortable, wide and strong easy chair, reached out from the roof cabinet, took out the wine and food, put it on the small table in the car, and said to Liu Sange: "Eat." ”

Third Brother Liu was overjoyed, sat on the chair opposite, and thanked him repeatedly, he was extremely hungry and thirsty, so he ate and drank by himself.

Grandma Poison said: "If you don't eat a meal, you'll be hungry, and you'll be hungry." ”

Third Brother Liu said: "Thank you grandma for your hospitality." ”

"You're welcome, watching you eat, I think of Balang. ”

"Balang, who is Balang?"

"Ba Lao Zu, when he was young, the people in the village called him Balang. ”

"Oh. ”

Grandma Poison smiled: "His family is poor, and it is rare to eat meat a few times a year, I stole the delicious things at home and gave him to eat. ”

"I'm sorry, grandma, I lost my temper in my late life. ”

Grandma Poison said: "You must be very happy to meet me." ”

Liu Sange said: "The younger generation is fortunate to have three lives. ”

Grandma Poison said: "The mouth is quite sweet, and it has the same temperament as your master." In fact, friends and enemies will change, and they will be enemies for a while, and they will be friends for a while, and it is very difficult to say; sometimes, friends will stab you in the back, and sometimes, after thinking about it somehow, the enemy will reach out to help you; it is not your enemy who hurts you the most, but often the person closest to you, the person who causes you the most suffering, and the person who believes in you the most. ”

Third Brother Liu high-fived and sighed, and said, "Okay, that's a good point, it turns out that grandma is a master of Taoism, with unique insights and three points." ”

Grandma Poison said: "The young man is really good at talking, and it makes people happy to listen to." ”

Liu Sange said: "Grandma gives food and drink, and sings praises, which is also deserved." ”

"You're welcome, have you ever heard that before going to the execution ground, a table of wine and food will be prepared in the prison to reward the death row prisoner and see him off. ”

Third Brother Liu was shocked, stopped his cup of chopsticks, raised his head and said, "I've heard of it, can't I ......?"

Grandma Poison sneered: "This is the same as rewarding death row prisoners, you don't have to thank me at all." ”

Third Brother Liu thought to himself: Die, die, whatever, live for a moment, you should be happy for a moment, you can't care so much, while picking up a braised chicken wings and gnawing on it, he smiled and said: "Who has not died in life since ancient times, leave some happiness for yourself." ”

"You, like Ba Laozu, are not afraid of death at all. ”

"Can you avoid death if you are afraid of death? No. So, don't be afraid. ”

Grandma Poison said: "Looking at your stomach after a few glasses of wine, your face is red, and you are more and more energetic, but compared to the young Ba Laozu, it is still a few points behind." ”

Third Brother Liu said: "It's not just a few points, it's a world of difference, I heard that when the master was young, he was handsome in Jiangnan." ”

"You haven't seen Ba Laozu when you were young, why did you admit it?"

"Grandma is such an old person, she won't talk nonsense. ”

Grandma Poison said: "No, when you see you old at the age of three, what kind of person you are born in, what kind of person you will be in the future, the country is easy to change, and your nature is difficult to change, I've heard of it, people who love to lie are still living to be 100 years old, or love to lie, and there are more people who talk nonsense when they are old, your master Ba Laozu is the master who can chew his tongue the most, brag the most, and lie the most. ”

Third Brother Liu smiled: "Hmm,...... Grandma won't. ”

Grandma Poison said: "Don't talk well, don't be convinced, I hate the kind of villain who says one thing on his lips, thinks one thing in his heart, and does one thing behind his back." ”

Third Brother Liu said: "The younger generation doesn't dare. ”

Grandma Poison was expressionless, raised her left hand, the emerald ring on her ring finger, flashing with a faint green light, that faint green light, like the eyes of a hungry wolf, made people shudder when she looked at it, the middle finger of the sea blue nail, flicked slightly, snorted, a soft sound, Liu Sange felt a cold air, knowing that she had done something to herself, and said with a smile: "Grandma, this is your 'finger flying poison' magic skill?"

"Yes. ”

"It seems that the late life will not survive tonight. ”

"Yes, this medicine is called 'three hours', let you talk to me for three hours, and when you are done, you are almost done. ”

Third Brother Liu said: "Almost? I guess I can live for 'three hours' in my later life, right?"

Grandma Poison said: "Smart, that's exactly what it means." ”

Third Brother Liu's expression darkened, and he sighed: "Hey, there are no regrets in this life, the only regret is that I know that Nanbu will not fall, but I can't save me." ”

"You're going to die, and you're still thinking about your wife?"

Third Brother Liu didn't look at the poisonous grandmother, put down the cup and chopsticks, closed his eyes and palms, and prayed sincerely: "Pray to God Almighty to bless my wife Nan Bu to be safe and sound." ”

Grandma Poison put down her left hand, raised her right hand, the pink diamond ring flashed a faint red, and it was also a flick of her middle finger, snort, a soft sound, Liu Sange couldn't help but feel warm on his body, thinking, this must be a life-urging **, the time of death is coming, life should be like this, what can the husband say, anyway, he has eaten and drunk enough, before he dies, he is not bad, die and die.

He closed his eyes, put his hands on his knees, leaned his back against the wall of the carriage, and his face was calm, waiting for death.

Grandma Poison said, "Hey, hey, Third Brother Liu, what are you doing?"

"Wait for death. ”

"I changed my mind, at first, I poisoned you and wanted to kill you, but then I saw that you were amorous to your wife, it turned out to be an amorous seed, and you were not a bad person, so I flicked my fingers and solved all the poison on your body, including the Gu poison that Zhu Yeqing gave you, so that you could live a few more days. Death, you don't have to wait, you can't wait for a while. ”

"Grandma, are you detoxifying your late life?"

"Yes. The fingers of Ben's left hand are specially used to poison and are called 'hell fingers', and the fingers of Ben's right hand are specially used to detoxify, even if they are sent to death, they will make people die without pain and go on the road calmly, so they are called 'heaven fingers'. ”

Third Brother Liu moved his hands and feet, and he felt much better than just now, but he still felt that his true qi was blocked, his middle qi was insufficient, his movements were slow, and his qi was weak. He said: "Grandma, the poison in the late life seems to have only been solved a little." ”

Grandma Poison said: "After solving the poison of Zhu Yeqing, I have a new poison, the toxicity is mild and lasting, this medicine is called 'one month', after a month, if I don't want to kill you, you can recover your strength." ”

Third Brother Liu said: "There is something to ask in the late life, I don't know how to ask, I can't ask?"

Grandma Poison said: "The old woman is not an authoritarian demon king, of course she can ask, but don't ask too much, it will make people suspicious." ”

Liu Sange said strangely: "I don't know my grandmother in my late life, I met in Pingshui, I don't know why my grandmother poisoned my late life?"

The poisonous grandmother said: "Because I was happy, on a whim, I was poisoned, isn't it okay? ”

The poisonous grandmother learned the tone of the Northeast people and used strong words.

Third Brother Liu said: "Could it be that the late student said inappropriately and collided with grandma?"

"No, you're fine. ”

"Could it be that grandma was not pleasing to the eye when she saw her late life, and she got angry when she saw it, so she was poisoned?"

"No, when I saw a handsome guy, I ate two more bowls of rice, where did I get angry. ”

"Could it be that grandma also believes that she killed the old dragon head in her later life, and she is an unscrupulous person, chasing fame and fortune, seeking wealth, and destroying human nature, so she was poisoned?"

Grandma Poison said: ", whether you killed the old dragon head or not, what does it have to do with me, I can't take care of my own affairs, how can I have time to take care of other people's affairs!"

Third Brother Liu said, "Why is that?"

Grandma Poison said: "Tell you, silly boy, because you are the proud protégé of the Kunlun Sword Immortal Ancestor." ”

"Huh? So what. ”

Grandma Poison gritted her teeth and said, "Ba Lao Zu is the person I hate the most in my life. ”

Third Brother Liu was shocked and said, "What did he do to be sorry for you?"

"Words don't count. ”

"Why don't you talk?"

"We are from the same village, you know?"

"I don't know, I don't know. ”

Grandma Poison sighed: "It's a long story, when I was fifteen or sixteen years old, I was a beautiful woman, I looked so beautiful, my face was like a peach blossom, I was slender and graceful, and I had a nice name, called' Ziwei', it's not the stupid way it is now, besides, the family is solid, and she is an only daughter, her parents regard it as the pearl in the palm of her hand, and the matchmaker who comes to say goodbye to her is so much that she almost stepped on the threshold, and there are many people who ask for relatives, and there is no shortage of wealthy families, handsome and capable offspring, but I can't look at any of them, but I just fell in love with Ba Laozu, at that time, the people in the village called him Ba Lang, he was very intelligent, all-round in civil and military affairs, and he looked dignified, but Ba Lang's family was very poor, and his life was very poor. Secretly, I got along with Balang, that year, Balang was going to the capital to take the exam, there was no entanglement, the night before leaving, we met in the thatched hut of the South Field Courtyard tryst, I put all my gold and silver jewelry, wrapped up with a brocade handkerchief, to give him to make a coil, these gold and silver jewelry, enough for him to enter Beijing to take the exam. ”

"Yes. ”

"Could it be that I can't lie to you, that night, it was also a moonlit night like tonight, we were in the thatched hut of Nanchang Courtyard, spread hay on the ground, sat on the fragrant hay, hugged each other, and whispered a lot, I stuffed the gold and silver jewelry into his arms, but he put his hand into my arms, two young people, two fiery hearts, and then, naturally, came to the joy of clouds and rain in Wushan. The two of us have endless words, talk for a while, come for a while, come for a while, talk for a while, time flies, it seems that there is only a moment of effort, the window has been flooded with fish belly white, the sound of chickens in the village, one after another, the day is almost dawn, when parting, Balang said to me, 'Ziwei, I will always love you, if I am in high school, I will definitely go back to my hometown to marry you.' I said, 'Wait for you, I will always wait for you, and never change my heart.' ’”

Third Brother Liu had never heard his mentor talk about it, and said, "What happened later?"

Grandma Poison said: "Phew, this conscienceless thing, later, in the autumn exam, he was on the high school list, but he never returned to his hometown, and he forgot about me completely." You say, "Your master is not evil?"

"Perhaps, he has his own problems. ”

"Bah, the difficulty? He has long been lost in the fireworks alley of the capital! The difficulty? He has spent all his annual income on women! The difficulty? He has already thrown me, a country girl, out of the clouds! This is his difficulty! But I'm good, I'm stupid, stupid in the countryside, my home is at the entrance of the village, upstairs boudoir, sunny days, can see the riverside ferry, I sit at the window every day, looking at Balang suddenly appeared at the ferry, the clothes are back to the hometown, ridiculous infatuation is the most difficult to change, hope to break the autumn water Lang does not return, in fact, not to stop looking at the autumn water, I put the spring water, summer water, Dongshui Quanwang broke dozens of reincarnations, and did not see his figure, my heart was broken, desperate for life, since then, fell into the dark abyss, thought of death, but survived, refused all the marriage proposals that came to the door, with an expressionless cold face, in the face of all the tongue-in-law matchmakers, angry with their parents, and so on to the thirties, I really can't wait, I found a tea merchant surnamed Du, barely survived, I hate, the resentment in my heart, turned into the motivation to learn, travel around, ask teachers and friends, learn the method of poisoning and detoxification, determined to seek justice from the ancestor of Kunlun Sword Xianba, in middle age, people call me Du sister-in-law, to old ageI said, my name is Grandma Du, not Grandma Poison, no matter what I say, no one listens, no matter how I distinguish it, it is useless, so the name of 'Toxic Grandma' is called on the rivers and lakes. This justice, you say, should you get it back?"

Third Brother Liu said: "The affairs of the elders, I don't dare to talk about it in my later life. ”

"Phew, you shouldn't talk about it, you master and apprentice are all in cahoots! I'm angry with the old lady, you help him talk again, and the old lady will let you go to see the king of Yama immediately." ”

Third Brother Liu saw that she was anxious, so he stopped ringing.

Grandma Poison said: "Later, I learned that Ba Laozu was a ** person, when he was young, ****, he spent a lot of money, and he didn't know how to save some silver taels, marry a wife and have children, he was a bottomless coffin, ate all the prostitution, only had an ass left, only sex, no love, never really loved a woman, was a very high self-esteem, empty-eyed bastard thing, in his life, almost no one in his eyes, only one person, often on the lips, relish, never tired. ”

"Who?"

"You. ”

"I? ”

"That's you! Ba Lao Zu often praised in front of people, you are a rare elite in martial arts for five hundred years, you have a unique understanding of the sword, a little bit of understanding, a word to understand, when the opponent put the move, the footwork is smooth and wonderful, the sword is precise and fast, the move is unexpected, the sword is unpredictable, martial arts originate from Kunlun, and higher than Kunlun, is the world's martial arts giant, your swordsmanship, has been unique in the world, no one can beat. Last month, when I was a guest at Lishan's old mother's place, I was amazed when I mentioned you, and said that among the seventy-two disciples of Kunlun, you are the most promising, and you have obtained his mantle and true inheritance, and the blue is better than the blue, and the future of this son is limitless, and it is the great luck of your life to worship him as a teacher; ”

"Sometimes, Master, it's just to help the wine and talk, and Grandma doesn't have to take it seriously. ”

Grandma Poison said: "Don't take it seriously! Grandma is really serious this time, the old woman has a whim, she wants to find you, kill you, make him sad, let him also taste, what it will be like to lose a person he loves in his heart." Today, the old woman's mind has changed again, the old woman wants to try to find Ba Laozu in a month, and kill you in front of him, which will be a fatal blow to him, and this kind of ending is the most reasonable retribution for him. ”

Speaking of this, a vicious, smug smile appeared on Grandma Poison's face.

"Ah......" Third Brother Liu was speechless.

Third Brother Liu looked at her distorted smiling face, wiped away the spit stars splashed on her face, and didn't know what to say.

Grandma Poison said, "Don't be angry. ”

"Hmm......"

"I'm not to you, I'm to him. ”

"This ......"

Poisonous grandma said: "If he has a **, I will kill his favorite **; if he has an only child, I will kill his only son; unfortunately, he has nothing, this old man, but there is a proud smart apprentice, you say, what to do with me, I have no choice, I can only sprinkle my anger on your head, but, I sincerely declare, I am not interested in you at all, I am not to you, but to him." ”

Third Brother Liu smiled bitterly: "It's not for me, but it's me who you killed, grandma." ”

Grandma Poison said: "No way, this account, you have to count it on the head of the old man, and it is not in line with my old woman's brains." Don't make a mistake. ”

Third Brother Liu said: "I just won't settle accounts anymore, and I can't count it on Master's head." ”

Grandma Poison exclaimed angrily: "Why don't you listen to what you say, yes, whatever you want." ”

With a pop, she blew out the horse lamp on the wall of the carriage, and stopped chatting with Brother Liu, and after a while, she fell asleep and made a loud noise.

Under the moonlight, on the country road, donkey carts and horse-drawn carts, one after the other, trotted away, it seemed that Mapo and Gong Bao were used to rushing at night.

The poison-eyed wolf racked his brains to the black horse, tried his best, but still couldn't drive it to Nanjing, he couldn't get angry for a while, and scolded: "Slut, don't make Lao Tzu angry, if you provoke Lao Tzu, I will kill you with a knife." While scolding, he raised his whip and whipped it violently, and the poor black horse was black, and his body was covered with whip marks.

After the jerk, the black horse seemed to be obedient, his head was facing the direction of Nanjing, the poison-eyed wolf was secretly happy, beckoned two of his subordinates to sit in the carriage, jumped on the seat of the carriage himself, and scolded: "Toast without eating and drinking, it's really cheap." ”

He raised his whip and shouted, "Drive." ”

Before the sound fell, the black steed got up and galloped up with four hooves, the speed was extremely fast, like the wind galloping, the poison-eyed wolf was overjoyed, it was really a god horse, the foot was unparalleled in the world, and when he was proud, suddenly, the black steed closed his hooves and stood still, the poison-eyed wolf was not careful, the inertia of the carriage bounced him out of the carriage, drew a half-arc in the air, and fell firmly into a mouth to gnaw mud, and he fell into a mouth, and he was dumbfounded, sitting next to the official road, dumbfounded for a while.

I saw two gangsters in the carriage, opened the door, with a blue nose and swollen face, nosebleeds, holding their heads, and crawling out of the car door.

Before the poison-eyed wolf came to his senses, the black horse was black, black, a long neigh, four hooves turned over the flowers, galloped away, the wheel almost ran over the poison-eyed wolf, he saw the opportunity quickly, one rolled on the spot eighteen times, and finally escaped, the black horse pulled the carriage, like a cloud driving the fog, galloping away, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

The poison-eyed wolf sat on the ground, patted the ground and beat his chest, looked up to the sky and cried: God, Lao Tzu's life, why is it so bitter, the black steed is gone, the black steed is gone, I shouldn't have smoked it, I ran away, I didn't run away, and the bamboo basket was empty.

He had already forgotten all about the secret order to assassinate Third Brother Liu.

A big man with a meaty face and a fierce look cried like an old lady, causing passers-by to sneer and cover their mouths and laugh.

The stars and the moon shine, and the breeze is blowing.

The donkey cart and the carriage were still traveling on the country road, and Liu Sange quietly moved a corner window, looking up at the starry sky, worried, would Nan Bu be caught by the people of Longfu? Now, the people of Longfu are full of anger and hatred towards me, if Nan does not fall into their hands, the consequences will be unimaginable, as soon as he thought of this, he sighed softly.

The carriage was dark, and the poisonous grandmother said angrily: "What are you sighing at a young age, if you sigh like this, you will be unlucky." ”

Third Brother Liu smiled bitterly: "I'm sorry to wake up grandma, but the juniors don't sigh, and they don't have good luck." ”

The poisonous grandmother said: "Ah, you don't have good luck? You can figure it out! I met my old woman, count you as lucky, think about it, without me, who will give you good food and drink, think about Zhu Yeqing, let you drink stinky water and eat dog food as a dog lead, you should really be content, not what is the luck of Jiao Dayun, haha, at least, it is also a great luck in misfortune." ”

Third Brother Liu still looked up at the starry sky and said with a wry smile: "There is some truth. ”

Grandma Poison said: "Are you looking at the sky, counting the stars? The stars are innumerable, and the more you count, the more confused you become." ”

Liu Sange said: "I think of two poems by poets of the Tang Dynasty: the sky is as cold as water at night, sitting and watching the morning glory Vega; ”

Grandma Narcotics said: "These two stars can only be seen on the night of Qixi Festival, you are not looking at the stars, you are thinking about the south." ”

"yes. ”

"I'm in danger, and I still want to miss your wife?"

"I heard that the people of the Long family have caught her, it seems that there is a lot of luck. ”

"Listen to whom?"

"Bamboo leaf green. ”

"Can you believe that dog's words? ”

"I hope he's talking nonsense. ”

Grandma Poison said: "Actually, you think about it in vain, let's think about yourself, as the saying goes, husband and wife are like birds in the same forest, flying separately when disaster comes." ”

"As long as Nan is not falling, he can be safe, and he will die late without resentment. ”

The poisonous grandmother sighed: "Alas, as long as Balang has half of your heart, the old woman has not lived in vain in this life, but unfortunately, he didn't, he is a heartless, no lungs, no fart and no smell, he left, he didn't even leave a word, even if it was a sentence to deceive the old woman, the old woman also sighed." As the saying goes, 'things gather by like, and people are divided by groups', and this is the opposite of Balang and you, but it is the opposite, a master, an apprentice, a ruthless man, and an amorous species, how can they get together? How can there be such a big difference? Alas, the old woman is so angry. ”

Third Brother Liu said: "I'm sorry, grandma, I made you unhappy." ”

Grandma Poison said: "Now, the old woman's mind has changed again. ”

"What's wrong?"

Grandma Poison said: "My heart moved. ”

Third Brother Liu was overjoyed in his heart and said, "Grandma, could it be you, do you want to let your late life go a way?"

"If you want to be beautiful, you think of the old woman too well, you have to know, what is my nickname? My heart is poisonous enough, hard enough, cold enough, and ruthless enough, my mind will change, but my heart will not change, remember, everything will never change from its roots, and my poisonous heart will never change. ”

"Looks like I'm wishful thinking. ”

Grandma Poison lit the lamp on the wall of the carriage, a sly smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, stared at Third Brother Liu, and said, "Not necessarily, I can give you a day to save Nan Bu from falling." ”

Third Brother Liu said: "One day is too little, I'm afraid I can't save it." ”

"How many days do you want?"

"Three days. ”

Grandma Poison held her chin with one hand and said, "Three days......?"

"Not much, grandma, the Dragon Mansion is as deep as the sea, the people of the Long family know that I am going to save Nan Bu Fall, and they will definitely hide him in a place that he doesn't know in his later life, it is really not easy to find Nan Bu Fall. ”

Grandma Poison said, "Okay, I'll give you three days." But it's a lot of money. ”

"No matter how expensive it is, I have to go later. ”

Grandma Poison said: "The old woman will give you another **, called 'three days good'." ”

"'Three good days'?

"After this medicine is down, in three days, your martial arts will return to the same as before, you must rush to me three days ago, the old woman can use the antidote to resolve all the toxic side effects of 'three days good'. Otherwise, on the fourth day, you will lose all your martial arts, you will only be able to walk, you will lose even running, and in the twelve hours before you die, you will die in great pain, and your flesh and bones will rot inch by inch, starting from your toes and rotting all the way to your heart, before you can be considered dead. Have you figured out, do you want 'three days'? Not now, it's still too late. ”

Third Brother Liu was very simple and said, "Yes." ”

Liu Sange said in his heart: What's wrong with me today, in less than a day, I have been hit five times, from the messenger's "family scholar", Zhu Yeqing's "limb weakness to wake up the brain pill" to the poisonous grandmother's "three hours", "one month", "three days good", I actually fell into the five flavors of strange poison, and became a poisonous can, but it is also an adventure in life.

...... The donkey cart and carriage stopped, at this time, the east was white, the sky was slightly bright, and Ma Po said: "Grandma, the day is about to dawn, let's rest in the mountain cemetery, the mountains here are high and dense, and the people are inaccessible, just to rest." ”

Grandma Poison said, "Okay." ”

Then, she turned her face and said to Third Brother Liu, "Get out of the car." ”

Third Brother Liu opened the car door and jumped down, at this time, his martial arts had not yet recovered, and he accidentally planted a heel.

Grandma Poison smiled coquettishly, flew out of the car, and said: "What's the hurry, get up, recognize the cemetery, don't be able to find me when the time comes, the poison attacked, and died in the wilderness to feed the wolves, but I can't complain about the old woman." ”

Liu Sange got up from the ground, patted the dust on his body, looked at the cemetery on the barren mountain, and saw that the hillside was densely wooded, the grave was strong, the wind was blowing, the forest was rustling, and there was a stone memorial arch built at the mouth of the cemetery, which was engraved with five big characters "White Fox Ridge Cemetery", a dirt road, leading from under the stone memorial arch to the depths of the cemetery.

Grandma Poison said: "You must rush here on the third day to take the antidote, otherwise, you will bear the consequences." ”

"What if the late birth comes and grandma is not there?"

"That's right, if the situation changes, the old woman will have to leave, and she can't wait here to die, and this can only be blamed on your bad luck, what? Do you want to 'three days well'? No, it's still too late. As he spoke, there was a hint of ridicule on the corner of his mouth.

Third Brother Liu said loudly: "Yes, of course, late birth is death, and I have to thank my seniors, please ask my seniors to give medicine to my late birth." ”

Grandma Poison said: "Turn around, hold your head in your hands, and walk forward for three zhang, remember, after I got drugged, your martial arts have recovered, you should leave this place immediately, don't look back, if you have bad intentions and want to play tricks, the old woman will immediately let you go to see the king of Hades." ”

Third Brother Liu said: "Don't dare to be born later, you won't be born later." ”

Third Brother Liu held his head in his hands, walked forward and walked forward, only to hear a slight sound of "snorting" behind him, immediately, his heart was hot, his whole body was really circulating, knowing that his martial arts had been restored, he didn't dare to look back, and said: "Thank you, grandma." "On tiptoe, a bird throws itself into the forest and disappears into the mountains and forests.

2014/12/5