Chapter 13 · Don't hit women
The two swords crossed their shoulders, staggered in place.
This sword obviously did not distinguish the winner or loser, Gongsun Yuan swept his eyes around the mess, and said, "Go out and fight!"
Lin Quan bowed slightly: "That's exactly what I mean!"
After that, the two of them used their internal strength, one step at a time, and rushed out of the door.
As soon as the two of them left with their front feet, suddenly a small Taoist priest crawled out from under the table and chairs.
"Master, baby, I got the ......" I saw Li Ban cross the table and chair, pick up the fallen scroll, and shake his hand proudly towards the beam.
The little Taoist priest was Li Ming, and behind his beams and pillars, a head poked out with Li Ming's shouting.
"Hurry up and bring it, let the teacher taste one or two. The person behind the pillar was naturally the Yunyang Daoist, and he looked at the scroll in the little Taoist's hand, and hurriedly waved his hand and greeted.
"Bold!" As soon as the two of them finished speaking, a crisp reprimand sounded beside them. At the same time, the apricot-eyed woman in the red dress glared angrily, pulled out a long whip from her waist, and slammed it towards the two.
Smack-
"Whew......" Li was about to turn his head when he heard the sound, but unexpectedly, an afterimage slapped hard on his buttocks. He wailed in pain and stood up.
He clutched his ass, tears rolling in his eyes. He turned his head and glared at the person who made the shot: "Stinky Girl, the master has no grievances with you, you dare to deceive me!"
The woman in the red dress withdrew her leather whip, her apricot eyes glared, she looked Li Chao up and down, and asked, "Where did the wild boy come from, he dared to trespass into the Proud Sword Villa!"
Li Mingyi was about to refute, but then he thought about it, he and his master climbed over the wall to get in, isn't it trespassing?
Seeing Li Ming's appearance of wanting to speak and stopping, the woman in the red dress sneered proudly and continued to scold: "Boy, put down the scroll and prostrate on the spot, otherwise Miss Ben's leather whip will not be long-sighted." ”
Master always taught him not to hit women, especially beautiful women. The woman in front of her has taken up both, and she doesn't seem to be able to beat her.
And she is beautiful and so fierce, even Aunt Xu, who sells wine, has never had such scary eyes, how can it not make people hesitate.
"Master......" Seeing the woman in the red dress sneering and raising her eyebrows slightly, Li Chao couldn't help but shudder and shrank his head.
Yunyang Dao Chang hid behind the beams, and when he saw his apprentice so uncompromising, he held his forehead, and couldn't help but teach: "You can't fight, you can't run, this little girl can't run as fast as our two legs!"
After saying that, the head of Yunyang Dao took the lead in applying oil to the soles of his feet and ran towards the door.
Smack-
"Ouch yo ......" But before he could take two steps, a leather whip turned into an afterimage and slapped him the leg. And he screamed miserably and fell to the ground.
The woman in the red dress sneered, kicked her feet, jumped in front of the door, and blocked the only way.
Seeing this, Li Chao hurriedly helped Yunyang Daoist up, his immature face was slightly flustered, and he said to the woman in the red dress: "Master said, you can't beat women......"
The woman in the red dress sneered when she heard this, and said sarcastically: "If you have the ability, then treat me as a man, just do it." ”
As soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly noticed an afterimage coming.
The woman in the red dress was in a state of distress and wanted to dodge, but the afterimage had already hit her face with a 'snap'.
"...... you" The woman in the red dress covered Ruyu's cheeks, her apricot eyes were round, and her face was incredulous. And his chest was upright one after another, and his cheeks were red and swollen like jade.
Who said that he wouldn't beat women, but he beat them in a blink of an eye. What's even more infuriating is that he also slapped people in the face.
"Little bastard, Miss Ben killed you!" The woman in the red dress covered her face and was furious, and immediately threw out her leather whip and killed the little Taoist.
The leather whip rolled up and turned into an afterimage and whipped it, Li Chao shrank his head in fright, and dodged again and again.
Smack-
Although his body is light and agile, he has a heavy whip, and in the blink of an eye, all his retreats are sealed.
Smack-smack-smack-
The leather whip was raging, setting off the afterimage of the Dao in the hall, Li Chao couldn't dodge, and screamed miserably: "Oh, Master, I can't do it, I can't beat her!"
Immediately afterwards, he couldn't bear the afterimage like a shower, and lay on the ground with his brain, protecting his head, and crawled towards Yunyang Dao Chang, who was hiding under the table and chair.
Seeing the apprentice fleeing towards him, Daoist Yunyang looked disgusted, hurriedly pushed him away, and shouted: "Good apprentice, go over there, go over there." ”
The woman in the red dress brandished a leather whip, looking at the little Taoist priest who looked like a mouse crossing the street, and the flowers and branches trembled with laughter. And while waving the leather whip in his hand, he did not forget to block left and right, causing him to crash in a hurry.
Bang Bang Bang -
"Oops......"
After the tea effort, Li Ming's back was pulled open. He endured the sharp pain of tearing his bones, and crawled towards Yunyang Daoist like crazy. The latter was so frightened that he hurriedly avoided it and crawled under another table.
"Little Taoist, you run, giggle......" avenged the slap in the face, the woman in the red dress was greatly relieved, and when she saw that there was another person under the table, she suddenly became interested again, and the leather whip in her hand was three points faster.
Obviously, hiding under the table is not an effective way to avoid the whip, but it is even more unavoidable. In just a moment, Li Chao was pulled into a messy bun, not human-like, and the wound on his back was even more painful to his death.
Seeing that the woman in the red dress was red-eyed, she looked like she was going to kill him. He couldn't hold back the pain anymore, grabbed the wooden sword that had fallen to the side, stood up desperately, and turned around to slap the sword.
Smack-
The woman in the red dress waved her slender arms, and she was smugly, but she was suddenly slapped in the face again, and suddenly stopped what she was doing. And he was stunned for a long time, his eyes were red, and he said with tears in his eyes: "Little bastard, I want my father to kill you!"
With that, she waved the whip in her hand again.
Li Chao was also red-eyed, seeing that the woman in the red dress still didn't give up, his brain was hot, he screamed strangely, and drew another sword. This time he was holding the sword with both hands, and he was obviously moving the real fire, like a demon.
Then another sword struck, and a swollen red mark bulged from the face of the woman in the red dress. Suddenly, she covered her cheeks, stunned in place, and couldn't hold back her emotions anymore, tears burst out of her eyes.
Since she was a child, no one dared to do anything with her, and she never thought that she would be slapped in the face one after another by a little Taoist priest today, and she was so ruthless. The more she thought about it, the more aggrieved she became, and she immediately wiped her tears and ran out of the door chokingly.
Looking at the delicate shadow who rushed out of the door, Li Chao held the wooden sword at a loss. And he was stunned for a moment, looked at the Yunyang Daoist who was also stunned, and couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
"Bastard, your demon-fighting swordsmanship has surpassed that of your master, and in the future, you will be able to beat the charm and the ghost, and even more so the beautiful girl. Yunyang Dao Chang came to his senses, got up in embarrassment, and gave Li Ban a thumbs up again and again.
Li Chao scratched his bun, blushing, recalling the woman in the red dress who was in tears when he was in tears, he couldn't help but feel that he was too much, but he was still a little excited.
"Quick, quick...... Take out the treasure and take a look!" At present, there is no one else in the room except the master and apprentice, and the Yunyang Daoist hurriedly urged.
Thinking that the baby was still in his arms, Li Mix came back to his senses and quickly took out the scroll from his arms.
"Basic Sword Moves...... The master and apprentice couldn't help frowning as they looked at the parchment scroll. Suddenly, Yunyang Dao Chang twisted his beard and said in confusion: "No, that person who doesn't look like a good person, what he walked away from Lin Quan's arms is clearly a blue scroll." ”
Hearing what Daoist Yunyang said, Li Chao also frowned and was confused, and he held his head high, racked his brains and recalled, "Yes, Master, I remember that it was also a blue cover." As he spoke, he looked at the scroll in his hand again, and became even more puzzled.
The master and apprentice were holding the scroll and talking to themselves, but they didn't know that behind the curtain, Lu Qing had endured it so far, silently watching every move of the master and apprentice, and his eyes were turning rapidly, as if he was hesitating whether to show up.
At this time, there was no one else in the house, and only two Taoist priests were not his opponents at all. As soon as he thought that the little Taoist priest had ruined his good deeds, Lu Qing's face turned red with anger, and he hated to kill the little Taoist priest. If you think so, the two Taoist priests are right in front of you, so why not take this opportunity to slaughter their master and apprentice?
Lu Qing pondered for a long time, and after a moment, his palm slowly grasped the barb chain knife on his waist. Seeing that the machine must not be lost and never come again, and its eyes are ruthless, and he draws a long knife, and he is about to break out of the screen.
Boom –
But he was just about to raise his knife and burst out, but he saw that he accidentally stepped on the broken porcelain under his feet.
Lu Qing was startled by the sound of the porcelain pieces, but the movements in his hands did not stop, only paused, and then broke the screen and went out.
As soon as he opened the curtain, he found that the house was empty.
Looking at the empty hall, Lu Qing broke out in a cold sweat, he was about to turn around, but with a whip, he felt that his head was dizzy, his eyes were dark, and he was unconscious.
After Lu Qing fell, he saw Li Ban holding a wooden sword and appeared behind him. And the Yunyang Daoist on the side kept laughing evilly: "This guy is stupid, he was discovered as a teacher long before he came in." ”
As he spoke, Daoist Yunyang had already squatted down and groped up and down towards Lu Qing. Suddenly, he retrieved a book from his body.
"Underworld Technique?" "Daoist Yunyang flipped through the scroll, his cloudy old eyes flickering. On the side, Li Chao squatted down curiously and asked, "Master, is this book that treasure?"
After flipping through for a long time, Daoist Yunyang glared at him, then threw the scroll to him, spat and said, "It's a fart, this guy must have handed over the scroll to that grandson!"
The duel between Gongsun Yuan and Lin Quan, the master and apprentice saw it in their eyes and were shocked in their hearts. At the moment, even if he knew that the treasure was in Gongsun Yuan's hands, what could he do, he couldn't do anything and humiliate himself.
Seeing the master throw the scroll to himself with a disgusted face, Li Chao scratched his head, glanced at the scroll with hatred, and then threw it away angrily.
Smack-
But as soon as he was about to lose it, Daoist Yunyang slammed it at his head and said casually: "Take it, take it." The baby can't be found, it's better than nothing, keep it as a thought. ”
"Oh......" Hearing Master's words, Li Mix rubbed his head, had to aggrieved his face, and reluctantly stuffed the scroll into his arms.
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